Hi, I'm new here!

[KATAKLYSM]

Hello forum!!!11 I just wanted to say hi to you guys! Things look a lot different around these parts.

Hows everybody been?

[MamaBush]

AINT GONNA ANSWER......YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE RULES.


You posted this thread when we already have the introduction thread....follow the damned rules and we may tell you how we're doing......ya....there

[zokah]

fuckin st00pid n00bs can't follow rulez :p




how ya been Kat?

[KATAKLYSM]

[QUOTE=zokah]fuckin st00pid n00bs can't follow rulez :p




how ya been Kat?[/QUOTE]


I have been pretty good. Married life is good too! We have been looking for a builder to build our house. We have been trying to make a baby too.:)

[zokah]

you finished up marrying her?
Belated congrats to both of you, the bub will soon be real but in the mean time keep pratce :)

[wutangstan]

where you been zok? didn't Kat do a whole getting married thread at the old place last year?
Welcome back kat.

[zokah]

I though he was only talking about it
teh booze must be effecting my braincells

[MamaBush]

ha...you don't have any brain cells left you old geezer

[LTDunltd]

I'm sure there's a few left, he can still ride a board...

[pianomahnn]

[QUOTE=KATAKLYSM]Hows everybody been?[/QUOTE]

I been fuckin' yo lady.

[xen]

heya Kat :wavey: welcome back duder!! glad married life is treating you well :)

[zokah]

[QUOTE=pianomahnn]I been fuckin' yo lady.[/QUOTE]

I thought you were his lady

[i`m a wannabe]

kats got shaggers nuts.....lmao

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]heya Kat :wavey: welcome back duder!! glad married life is treating you well :)[/QUOTE][color=magenta]ha......wish my internet married life was treating me well too!!!:cry: [/color]

[zokah]

wasn't there a link for an e-divorce?

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]ha......wish my internet married life was treating me well too!!!:cry: [/color][/QUOTE]


:(

I'm sorry:cry:

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]:(

I'm sorry:cry:[/QUOTE][color=magenta]*sniff*.....well, there is ONE way you could make it up to me :bananadog ......or.......[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]you could send me something :drool: [/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]I sent you some more...it's only fair my love :kiss: [/color]

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]wasn't there a link for an e-divorce?[/QUOTE][color=magenta]*wipes tears.....blows nose*[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]yes there was :cry: [/color]

[xen]

;).....

[MamaBush]

:yeahthat: .......

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]*wipes tears.....blows nose*[/color]


[color=#ff00ff]yes there was :cry: [/color][/QUOTE]

so it's come to that has it? You've let them get to you :(

[MamaBush]

nooooo....go read the other threads my sexy stud muffin




I was just trying to stop Zokah before he starts....you know how he hates the love you and I share.......


*yanks down Xen's pants and licks him like a lollipop*

[pianomahnn]

[QUOTE=zokah]I thought you were his lady[/QUOTE]

Die. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[zokah]

I'm happy now :D

[i`m a wannabe]

the lady has returned...lmfao

[MamaBush]

which is why Zokah is soooo very happy now

[KATAKLYSM]

[QUOTE=pianomahnn]I been fuckin' yo lady.[/QUOTE]

Are you enjoying the sloppy seconds?:p

[pianomahnn]

[QUOTE=KATAKLYSM]Are you enjoying the sloppy seconds?:p[/QUOTE]

And 3rds, 4ths, and 5ths.

lolz4lyfe

[i`m a wannabe]

when pmahn woke up he realized it was the drunk old man next door he has been humpin

[zokah]

that wouldn't be a surprise to him

[pianomahnn]

...uhm...don't knock it 'til you try it?

[wutangstan]

Or if you do try it, don't knock it, just rub it till it's better.

[druquz_dog]

[QUOTE=KATAKLYSM]Are you enjoying the sloppy seconds?:p[/QUOTE]

Bagsy me last! :hyper:

[MamaBush]

ummm....WHO YOU BE???

[zokah]

dat be Druguz dog, got beastiality?

[MamaBush]

I thought beastiality wasn't allowed here


get that dog a bone

[zokah]

if you ever finish posting teh b00bage he'll have a bone

[MamaBush]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

[i`m a wannabe]

if you give him a boner it may be bad to be boned

[Gnome]

bad to the bone

[font=Arial]words: George Thorogood

On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you
I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I make a rich woman beg, I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush, and make a young woman squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone[/font]
[font=Arial][/font]

[font=Arial][/font]
[font=Arial]yep.[/font]

[MamaBush]

thanks....now I'll be singing that damned song in my head for the rest of the night

[Gnome]

I got "I drink Alone" bouncing around in mine.

[Gnome]

I DRINK ALONE

George Thorogood

I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
You know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
Every morning just before breakfast
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and good buddy Wiser
That's all I ever need
'Cause I drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

The other night I laid sleeping
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's
And his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

The other day I got invited to a party
But I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

My whole family done give up on me
And it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me
Is my dear old granddad
And we drink alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

[MamaBush]

I don't know that one

[zokah]

j00 don't like teh booze but every serious drinker knows it :D

[MamaBush]

would ya hum a few bars for me, please?

[zokah]

hhhhhmmmmmmmmm hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

now do ya get it?

[MamaBush]

it's sounding vaguely familiar......but, I aint quite getting it yet

[zokah]

dumdedumdumdededumm

[i`m a wannabe]

1 bourbon 1 scotch 1 beer

[zokah]

is that the same guy?

[i`m a wannabe]

yes its another song from george thorogood

[MamaBush]

Isn't he a country western singer?

[elmtree]

That'd be Gearge Strait or George Jones. Pianomahn would say George Michael. :lol:

[elmtree]

Repost deleted.:mad:

[MamaBush]

hmmm, I got it the first time you said it

[wutangstan]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]1 bourbon 1 scotch 1 beer[/QUOTE]
Apparently, he used to drink that every time he sung that song. He ended up doing about a dozen encore's every night.

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=elmtree]Repost deleted.:mad:[/QUOTE][color=magenta]You didn't have to delete it....I thought it was funny, like you were trying to make a STRONG POINT or sumpin:lol: [/color]

[Gnome]

I wanna tell you a story about the house renting blues.
Icome home one friday, I had to tell the landlady I done lost my job.
she said that dont befront me, long as I get my money next friday.
now next friday come and I didn't have the rent
and out the door I went
so I goes to the landlady and says will you let me slide? I'll have the rent money tomarrow
so she let me slide it on, you know people
I notice when I come home in the evning, she aint got nothin nice to say to me
but for 5 yrs. she was so nice, Lord she was lovey dovey.
I come home one particular evening
the landlady said you got the rent money yet?
I said no, cant find no job, therefore I aint got no money to pay the rent
she said I dont believe you're trying to find no job
said I seen you today, you were standing on the street, leaning up against a post
I said but i'm tired, I been walking all day
she said that dont befront me, long as I get my money next friday
now next friday come and I didnt have the rent, and out the door I went

so I go down the streets, down to my good friends house
I said look man, I'm out doors, you know, could I stay with you maybe a couple of days?
he said, uh...let me go and ask my wife. he come out of the house
I could see it in his face, I know it was no
he said I dont know man, she kinda funny and all
I daid I know, everybody funny, now you funny too

so I go back home, I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
she said yeah
I said oh yeah
then she was so nice, lord she was lovey dovey
so I go in my room, I pack up my things and I go
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
she all hollorin about the front rent
she be lucky to get any of the back rent
she aint gonna get none of it

so I stop in the local bar, you know people
Igo to the bar, I rent my coat, I call the bartender
I said look man, come down here
he got down there, said what you want?
I want 1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 1 beer
well I aint seen my baby since I dont know when
I been drinking bourbon whisky, scotch and gin
gonna get high man, I'm gonna get loose
need me a triple shot of that juice
gonna get drunk, dont you have no fear
I want 1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 1 beer. 1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 1 beer
but I'm sittin there, at the bar. I'm gettin drunk, I'm feeling mellow
I'm drinking bourbon, I'm drinking scotch, I'm drinking beer
come down to the bar, call the bartender, I said look man, come down here
he said what you want?
1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 1 beer
no, I aint seen my baby since night before last
gotta get a drink man, I'm gonna get gas
gonna get high man,I aint had enough
need me a triple shot of that stuff
gonna get drunk, wont you listen right here
I want 1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 1 beer. 1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 1 beer

now by this time, I'm plenty high
you know when your mouth is getting dry
your plenty high
I look down the bar, I say to my bartender, I said look man, come down here
he got down there
he said what you want this time?
I said look man, what time is it?
he said clock on the wall says 3 o clock, last call for alcohol
so what you need?
1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 1 beer
well I aint seen my baby since a night and a week
gotta get drunk man so I cant even speak
gonna get high man, listen to me
one drink aint enough, jack, you better make it three
I wanna get drunk, gonna make it real clear
I want 1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 1 beer

[Gnome]

Another drinkers tune :thumbup:

[zokah]

[QUOTE=elmtree]That'd be Gearge Strait or George Jones. Pianomahn would say George Michael. :lol:[/QUOTE]

or Boy George :D

[i`m a wannabe]

george thorogood has great drinking music

[MamaBush]

no wonder I really don't know who he is then

[Gnome]

You don't have to be an accomplished drinker to appreciate Lonesome George.

But for those who occasionaly enjoy getting shitfaced in a ratty, smoky, pool hall where the drink runs cheap and the womens are fast, thorogood songs is almost as important as the RedNeck national anthem....

[Gnome]

All rise and remove your greasy ballcaps please....


freebird


[size=-1](Allen Collins - Ronnie VanZant)

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Oh Lord Knows I Cant Change.

Bye, bye, Baby its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it so badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change.
Lord I Can't Change,
Won't You Fly High Free Bird Yea.[/size]

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=Gnome]You don't have to be an accomplished drinker to appreciate Lonesome George.

But for those who occasionaly enjoy getting shitfaced in a ratty, smoky, pool hall where the drink runs cheap and the womens are fast, thorogood songs is almost as important as the RedNeck national anthem....[/QUOTE]



its all part of the blues tunes

[Gnome]

Stevie Ray is an old friend of mine

[MamaBush]

and I am the QUEEN

[i`m a wannabe]

and which kind of queen would that be?

[MamaBush]

Queen of my apartment only.......such is my life

[i`m a wannabe]

at least you are a queen in your own domain

[MamaBush]

Ya, but I have no one to rule over except my cat

[LTDunltd]

I will be your loyal subject...





just don't beat me too hard...:D

[i`m a wannabe]

larry would love it if you beat him

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]larry would love it if you beat him[/QUOTE][color=magenta]I know he would :p [/color]

[LTDunltd]

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=345&stc=1 [color=darkslateblue]....[/color]

[elmtree]

:lol: .....

[i`m a wannabe]

and elmtree wants to be the first spectator in line

[zokah]

elmer prolly wants to wield the whip :D

[i`m a wannabe]

or be whipped

[xen]

...by larry...

[i`m a wannabe]

and stan wants to watch

[xen]

...you pleasure yourself which you watch them?

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]...you pleasure yourself which you watch them?[/QUOTE]



i think the chinese have finally got to xenry

[zokah]

That would explain the vid xen sent me showing himself enjoying himself

[xen]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]and stan wants to watch[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=xen]...you pleasure yourself which you watch them?[/QUOTE]


I can't help it if you're dumb

[i`m a wannabe]

^^^ lmfao...xenry has lost the plot big time

[xen]

i need a vacation...i just noticed what you're talking about :(

[i`m a wannabe]

just watch out if the men in white coats and a van come knocking on your door

[xen]

they're coming to take me away?

[i`m a wannabe]

probably...they have been monitoring your incoherent ramblings in here

[xen]

bummer...well maybe the rest will do me good

[zokah]

it'll do LTD more good :p

[xen]

whatever, I don't really care at this point

[zokah]

aaawwwww don't be so easily discouraged

[LTDunltd]

just to make xenny feel better, do to an error on the airlines, I will not be flying into ORD this thursday. I had to reroute to MSP:(

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]whatever, I don't really care at this point[/QUOTE][color=magenta]don't you talk like that dammit :mad: [/color]

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]don't you talk like that dammit :mad: [/color][/QUOTE]

i was referring to (and I assumed that zokie was refering to it as well) the
postcount war....not you.....

[i`m a wannabe]

i think xenry likes being in trouble

[zokah]

he's prolly hoping mama will put him over her knee and give him a spanking

[MamaBush]

hell, I'd do that for him if he wants me to

[i`m a wannabe]

you would probably put him in a B&D room with all the toys

[LTDunltd]

naaaaaaa. it's the make-up sex he's after....:p

[i`m a wannabe]

correction he likes to put on make up

[MamaBush]

correction:

NO HE DOESN'T YOU FUCKING BASTARD ASSWIPE MOTHER FUCKER

[LTDunltd]

Backs slowly out of this thread and the 3 other ones too...

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]correction:

NO HE DOESN'T YOU FUCKING BASTARD ASSWIPE MOTHER FUCKER[/QUOTE]



cant hear ya mama...scream a little louder :p

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]Backs slowly out of this thread and the 3 other ones too...[/QUOTE]


ya chicken

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]hell, I'd do that for him if he wants me to[/QUOTE]


AWWW..YOU REALLY ARE THE BEST :KISS:

not that i want you to....but that you would means a lot ;)

[zokah]

I got 3 little letters b4 I start running
[color=#ff00ff]
[size=8]P.M.S.[/size][/color]

[xen]

you have Piano mahn syndrome...you poor thing...

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=zokah]I got 3 little letters b4 I start running
[color=#ff00ff]
[size=8]P.M.S.[/size][/color] [/QUOTE]Putting upwith
Men's
Shit?

[i`m a wannabe]

P - please
M - mama is
S - sore

[xen]

she 's never sore..if sex0ring was an olympic sport, they'd ban her coz it would be unfair on the other competitors

[i`m a wannabe]

if you say so

[MamaBush]

I gots tricks up my sleeve that only Xen is privy to around here




and I do not have PMS Zokah......so, bite my ass

[i`m a wannabe]

better watch out zokie is itching to sink his fangs in

[xen]

yeah you gotta stop saying that mama...he takes it as an invitation

[i`m a wannabe]

maybe mama needs fangs away spray

[zokah]

I'd [color=red]<3[/color] to bite mamas ass but I'm worried about what could happen if I got carried away and started tickling her tonsils while doing it

[i`m a wannabe]

your tongue that long?

[zokah]

only when I'm aroused by a hawt woman

[i`m a wannabe]

i`m gettin outta the way....dont wont no wayward licks heading this way ...lmao

[MamaBush]

hahahahaha....you never know.....you might just enjoy it Mr. Wannabe

[zokah]

he possibly would but if he is nearby my tongue will be withheld from it's duties

[xen]

i'm sure it would, i mean ya can't taste the beer if ya gots yer tongue stuck all the way up wannabe's a$$

[zokah]

ugggghhhh!!!!
that thought makes me wanna puke almost as much as you and mama with the constant cybering

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]hahahahaha....you never know.....you might just enjoy it Mr. Wannabe[/QUOTE]



i do know what i enjoy and zokie`s tongue or any other male aint one of them :p

[Martin]

They could invent weights to hang of the tongue... exercise makes for stronger longer lickyness

[i`m a wannabe]

you should suggest that to mama

[MamaBush]

ha...I don't need any suggestions or help.


I'm fucking freaky enough as it is, any more freaky and I'm afraid they may send the men with the little white jackets to take my ass away.


That's what's so nice about my "friend"...he's as much of a freak as I am, and aint afraid to try anything new. Xen's the same way..which is why I love him so.

[LTDunltd]

[size=2]Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you Not to leave because I'd go berserk?

Well, You left me anyhow and then the Days got worse and worse and now you See I've gone completely out of my mind.

And, They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.

They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,

To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young Men in their clean white coats

and They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

[/size]

[MamaBush]

oh hardy har har Larry

[LTDunltd]

:lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]ha...I don't need any suggestions or help.


I'm fucking freaky enough as it is,[/QUOTE]


maybe you should change your id to freakymama :p:lol::lol:

[zokah]

as if "MamaBush" isn't a freaky enuff name?

have you ever seen a pic of dubyas mama?
she should have been the poster girl for the "if it's not on, it's not on" campaign - instant soft-on if you imagine her nakkid and thats freaky

[i`m a wannabe]

i wonder how mama will interpret what zokie posted

[xen]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd][size=2]Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you Not to leave because I'd go berserk?

Well, You left me anyhow and then the Days got worse and worse and now you See I've gone completely out of my mind.

And, They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.

They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,

To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young Men in their clean white coats

and They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

[/size][/QUOTE]

isnt that song by that fella that sang itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini...what was his name???./....AH timmy mallet

[xen]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]i wonder how mama will interpret what zokie posted[/QUOTE]

she won't coz she's learnt to ignore your and zokie's inane babble...

now


FUCK OFF WANNABE!!
( on behalf of mama )

[zokah]

so you get a hard-on when looking @ pics of dubyas mama?

[xen]

nope i get a superduper hard on when i look at pics of mamabush

[zokah]

this woman gives you a superduper hardon? :scared: :scared: :scared:

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=439&stc=1

[i`m a wannabe]

look in the back ground its xenry walking down the stairs....lmao

[LTDunltd]

ariving for thier weekly three-some???

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]ariving for thier weekly three-some???[/QUOTE]


you need to come out with more comments like that:lol::lol::lol:

[zokah]

:lol:

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]nope i get a superduper hard on when i look at pics of mamabush[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Well then...bring that superduper hard on over here....I NEED IT BADLY:p [/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]*ignores the three assholes above*[/color]

[LTDunltd]

I try, sometimes I get them after I log off for the night/ morning.



*keeps a note book close at hand*

[MamaBush]

ha....don't ignore my "three assholes" comment Larry.


I gots your number Mister *sinister laugh*

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]Well then...bring that superduper hard on over here....I NEED IT BADLY:p [/color]



[color=#ff00ff]*ignores the three assholes above*[/color][/QUOTE]

here ya goes...now where do you want me to put it ma'am?

[zokah]

Larrys got 3 assholes?

[i`m a wannabe]

shit now he needs to be told where to put it

[xen]

a gentleman always asks a lady where she prefers it...and ladies come first...

but you wouldn't know much about being a gentleman or sleeping with females now would you wannabe?

[zokah]

[QUOTE=xen]and ladies come first...

[/QUOTE]

or they don't cum at all

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]a gentleman always asks a lady where she prefers it...and ladies come first...

but you wouldn't know much about being a gentleman or sleeping with females now would you wannabe?[/QUOTE]


lmfao

[xen]

so u agree then?

[LTDunltd]

looks loke it...:lol:

[xen]

phew...he finally owned up to something...that's a first

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]phew...he finally owned up to something...that's a first[/QUOTE]


who said i owned up to anything.especailly with you lot :p :lol::lol:

[zokah]

while you didn't openly admit it you sure did give yourself up :D

[xen]

:D :D :D

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]while you didn't openly admit it you sure did give yourself up :D[/QUOTE]

no double meaning or subliminal messages in my posts :p:p

[mariangel]

u guys post alot... O.O anyway what iss that thign about lady got the choice :) i'm kinda for that! *get her sign out*

[i`m a wannabe]

if you stick around here enough you will postwhore like most of us

[LTDunltd]

[size=2]The more you deny the more you admit

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[wutangstan]

I don't. :)

[KATAKLYSM]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]if you stick around here enough you will postwhore like most of us[/QUOTE]

I guess I need to get busy.:hyper:

[MamaBush]

and just WHO ARE YOU????


*smiles*

[KATAKLYSM]

Just some retard

[MamaBush]

like I always tell people....I'm a special ed teacher...I love special and RETARDED people

*hugs the stranger above*

[xen]

heya kat! howya been duder?

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd][size=2]The more you deny the more you admit

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so what are you guilty of ?

[zokah]

Hi, Kat
how ya been?

[i`m a wannabe]

he probably got shaggers nuts

[xen]

meh...he's been married for a while now...i'm sure the constant sex0ring has tapered off...

[MamaBush]

ha


when I lived with my daughter's father for about 9 years....the sexor never tapered off


he used to bitch about it too.....couldn't keep up with me....only one man in my life ever has been able to keep up....I still miss him sometimes

[xen]

why? I'm right here...

[zokah]

and she's miles ahead of you

[xen]

well i'll just have to go over and catch up then won't I??

[MamaBush]

promises promises

[zokah]

hot air from both ends

[MamaBush]

I think Xen should start doing business in the United States.....could make a fortune in CHICAGO......plus, he wouldn't need to go to any of those massage parlors, he could just come here and get my special massage done for free

[Captain Howdy]

Damn MamaBush you are everywhere on the internet aren't you!

[MamaBush]

AWWWWW....


WHAT THE FUCK???












GOD DAMN YOU LARRY

[Captain Howdy]

Lol I found you here quite by accident!

[MamaBush]

[color=magenta]oh ya...and stay away from Xen you sick perverted bastard....[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]He's MY lover[/color]
[color=#ff00ff]and husband dammit :mad: [/color]

[Captain Howdy]

Liar! Lol

[MamaBush]

[color=magenta]he IS my husband.....look:[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff][size=5]OH MY GOD.....IT'S BEEN ERASED[/size] [/color]
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:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=Captain Howdy]Lol I found you here quite by accident![/QUOTE]


Thanks the random search goddest

[i`m a wannabe]

mama`s so called evidence erased....lmfao

[xen]

so what, all of you were witnesses....

anyhoo...it's not easy doin' biz in the states...damned american politicians keep changing the rules in their favour every second week or so...violating the rules of the WTO while crying about china violating them as well...fucking bastards....

[zokah]

so put the business in mamas name and they'll work in your favour :D

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]so what, all of you were witnesses....

anyhoo...it's not easy doin' biz in the states...damned american politicians keep changing the rules in their favour every second week or so...violating the rules of the WTO while crying about china violating them as well...fucking bastards....[/QUOTE]


and the FTO`s they force on other countries suck

[MamaBush]

okay:

what's an FTO and WTO????

[i`m a wannabe]

FTO = free trade agreement

WTO = world trade organisation

[MamaBush]

why thank you.....thank you very much

[i`m a wannabe]

who says ya never learn anything in here

[zokah]

but I already knew that

[i`m a wannabe]

only because pmahn whispering something like that in your ear to turn you on :p