Home Improvment

[LTDunltd]

I see Zokah has installed a new hot tub and is sitting in it with a friend.

[MamaBush]

:lol: [color=#ff00ff]and, as I thought.....he's sharing it with a MAN :lol: [/color]

[zokah]

nah, that ain't me, it's teh missus cooking supper for the guests. You'll notice upon closer inspection that she is still marinating

[MamaBush]

ummmm, I see TWO MEN in the "MARINADE"

[zokah]

you wanna jump in with them, it prolly needs some sweetening

[MamaBush]

ha...Only if Xen is one of them, and the other one doesn't touch me at all

[zokah]

of course xen is one of them






























pianomahnn is the other :D

[i`m a wannabe]

i was waiting for a smart arse comment like that

[MamaBush]

he's so predictable

[elmtree]

[font=Century Gothic][size=3][color=green][/color][/size][/font][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=yellow]Indeed it looks like he's COOKING them! Alas true to Zokahs style he's using beer to season with.:D [/color][/size][/font]

[MamaBush]

tee hee.....I think I'm gonna like you Elmtree


you need to come by more often and help me out with Zokah's stupidity....kay?

[i`m a wannabe]

you think he might help you?...lmao

[zokah]

Elmer won't ever return if mama keeps posting ghey porn

[i`m a wannabe]

somehow i think mama likes gay porn

[MamaBush]

I believe in equal rights dammit.....


since none of you limp wristed men will post any man meat pics for me, the way I post boobie pics for you....I'll keep posting "gay" porn and other nasty shit


this site is so unfair to females

[wutangstan]

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[Gnome]

we skert off all the other females wit that shit, the formula wasnt working!
:dunno:

[MamaBush]

ya, so.......explain why I'm here just about every day???

[LTDunltd]

one tough cookie:D

[MamaBush]

hmmmm......anyone else have an opinion???

[zokah]

you'll prolly say it's cos of your luv of xen but I know you're really cyberstalking me :D

[xen]

you don't have much of a stalk for her to cyber with.....

[i`m a wannabe]

and the slinging continues

[Gnome]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]ya, so.......explain why I'm here just about every day???[/QUOTE]

'cuz you can appreciate demented humor? ;)

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]ya, so.......explain why I'm here just about every day???[/QUOTE]Because like the rest of us,,, you have no life???:p

[xen]

i resent that remark...

[zokah]

thats not how you spell "resemble"

[LTDunltd]

:funnypost

[MamaBush]

:yeahthat:

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]Because like the rest of us,,, you have no life???:p[/QUOTE]


what is that,heard of it but dont remember seeing it

[MamaBush]

It's a board game

[LTDunltd]

I thought it was something to do with a bright yellow ball in the sky and fresh air and something called fun???:tard:

[zokah]

what is this "sky" thing?

[MamaBush]

hmmm, I did a search and am still confused about that "sky" thingie

[walzak]

i'll never believe it's zokah's. you see there is one problem, he has women there. Zokah would never let that happen.

[MamaBush]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


*breath Mama*








HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*cough cough*
















TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE



that was just sooooo on target

[zokah]

[QUOTE=walzak]i'll never believe it's zokah's. you see there is one problem, he has women there. Zokah would never let that happen.[/QUOTE]


where have you been wally?

and wtf are you talking about?

[i`m a wannabe]

i dont think wally knows what he is talking about

[zokah]

thats why he fits in around here

[MamaBush]

You two are REALLY dense

[walzak]

The first picture you silly ducks.
Plus I forgot that threads go on for more than one page here.
It happens a lot if you have your pages set to ten posts too.

[zokah]

but surely you remember that once they exceed 10 posts it can't possibly still be on topic? :D

[i`m a wannabe]

i think mama doesnt understand either

[MamaBush]

[color=magenta]I totally understand........what the fuck's your problem Mr. Asswannabefuckwad???? :wavey: [/color]

[walzak]

Topic?

yous guys haves funnys languages!

[MamaBush]

topic: Zokah is in a hot tub with a man...and TOTALLY enjoying it

[xen]

that's not a topic, that's a fact

[zokah]

welcome back xenny

how pianomahnn? did you have a good time with him? :p

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]I totally understand........what the fuck's your problem Mr. Asswannabefuckwad???? :wavey: [/color][/QUOTE]


lmfao...mama getting a bit testy?

[MamaBush]

Hey.....I DID wave at cha *smiles*

[xen]

[QUOTE=zokah]welcome back xenny

how pianomahnn? did you have a good time with him? :p[/QUOTE]

thanks duder...just visiting tho....

pianomahn is fine.....he really misses you tho...he's been celibate ever since
you told him that you need time off to think about your relationship. I was just fulfilling my modly duties in giving counsel to members who are depressed or in trouble.

You really ought to give him a call....

[i`m a wannabe]

trying to fire you up.....lmao

[zokah]

still in China xenny?

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]thanks duder...just visiting tho....

pianomahn is fine.....he really misses you tho...he's been celibate ever since
you told him that you need time off to think about your relationship. I was just fulfilling my modly duties in giving counsel to members who are depressed or in trouble.

You really ought to give him a call....[/QUOTE]


in another words xenry borrowed ravers dungeon just for pmahnn

[zokah]

yeah, and now they've retreated there again since I told p/mahnn I has thought about it and decided I didn't want to turn ghey.
I'm sure that soon they'll realise I have no physical interest in either of them and they'll then resume their longterm relationship and live happily ever after

[i`m a wannabe]

in the dungeon

[MamaBush]

*rolls eyes*

[i`m a wannabe]

hey mama ....lmfao :p

[MamaBush]

Hiya Wannabe *waves frantically*

[i`m a wannabe]

a frantic wave ?...do i see a big club in your hand as well?

[LTDunltd]

that was her 12 inch strap-on she uses on xenny, since hes not here, I think she's going after you...:eek: have fun you two

[MamaBush]

ACK POO BAH

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]ACK POO BAH[/QUOTE]
I think that means, "Shove it in hard and dry"

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]ACK POO BAH[/QUOTE]


^ means mama`s own version of anal retension

[zokah]

mama wants to ACK the poobah?

http://docs.voxeo.com/images/tutorials/poobah.jpg

Fred was the the first thing google thought of :D

[MamaBush]

bunch of FREAKS

[LTDunltd]

:lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]bunch of FREAKS[/QUOTE]


welcome to the club :p

[MamaBush]

ha...I've had my own FREAK club for years....no need to join yours

[i`m a wannabe]

if no need to join...you already have :p

[MamaBush]

but.....but...

[i`m a wannabe]

no buts you are already in :p

[MamaBush]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[i`m a wannabe]

and there is no escape

[LTDunltd]

[size=2]Member by association?

[/size]

[MamaBush]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[zokah]

:lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd][size=2]Member by association?

[/size][/QUOTE]



no its automatic membership when posting here http://forumculture.com/forum/images/smilies/lol.gifhttp://forumculture.com/forum/images/smilies/lol.gifhttp://forumculture.com/forum/images/smilies/tongu.gif

[zokah]

but you did sign uo and agree to the TOS

[LTDunltd]

*PM's ravers to quickly change the TOS*:lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

too late ltd your in it too :p

[LTDunltd]

that's ok I like it here, if I could I would live my life here, but there's times ( like hours on end ) when there's no one else here and life would be very boring...28

[i`m a wannabe]

its ok you can play in the fc play pen...all the toys you need

[zokah]

yeh, we need more members

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]its ok you can play in the fc play pen...all the toys you need[/QUOTE]of course if I was a mod... then I could play in the "edit post room":D 24




edited to add; like now, it's 23

[i`m a wannabe]

larry doing some worthwhile post whoring

[LTDunltd]

got to get past xenny:D

[MamaBush]

*sniff sniff*



well, if it has to be someone from here passing up my Xen, then I'm glad it'll be you




















but.......when and if Xen comes back, he'll pass you up real fast....if he loves me that is *sniff*

[LTDunltd]

I know that when he gets back he will pass me, that's why I'm taking a screen shot. May even have it printed and mount it in a gold frame...

[zokah]

go LARRY go!!!

[i`m a wannabe]

how much more worthwhile postwhoring can he do

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]go LARRY go!!![/QUOTE][color=magenta]Ha...I just wish Larry would pass your ass up.....:D [/color]

[LTDunltd]

I don't think I can post that much, I do have a life outside and away from the puter

[MamaBush]

Life???

[LTDunltd]

it's that thing we do besides work

[zokah]

heh, it's not hard I only spend about 4 hours online nightly, it's better than watching TV


and 2 hours of that is devoted to porn :D

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]it's that thing we do besides work[/QUOTE][color=magenta]ahhh, I get it, it's doing research papers, reading boring shit for school, grading student's papers, writing up tests and lesson plans, going to stoopid non-stop meetings, writing staffing reports and IEPs, attending trainings, and sneaking in a little sex when possible[/color]

[zokah]

only the last in your list counts but you have to work for it

[LTDunltd]

the last thing should be first :kiss:

[MamaBush]

ahhhh, so that's my problem



figures

[i`m a wannabe]

it needs to be alot not just a little bit

[zokah]

but since mama has got it all ass backwards she only want a little not a lot

[i`m a wannabe]

maybe mama is losing the plot

[MamaBush]

not at all.

I'll take A LOT if I can get a lot.......but, I little bit is better than none at all

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]not at all.

I'll take A LOT if I can get a lot.......but, I little bit is better than none at all[/QUOTE]
since I'm told thats all xen has I'm happy you are satisfied with just a little bit

[elmtree]

:funnypost [font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=seagreen]Tee hee hee[/color][/size][/font]

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]since I'm told thats all xen has I'm happy you are satisfied with just a little bit[/QUOTE][color=magenta]oh please..........why don't you get your facts straight before you post your jibberish??[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][color=lime]Jealousy[/color] is not pretty.:tsk: [/color]

[elmtree]

[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=teal]I'm sure Mama would love to get everything straight between us and her.:lol: (sorry you walked right into that one)[/color][/size][/font]

[zokah]

she'd eat us up and spit out the leftovers :D

[elmtree]

[font=Georgia][size=3][color=seagreen]Xen never said anything about her spitting:D [/color][/size][/font]

[zokah]

ssssssshhhhhhhh you'll get him into the shit for showing us the vids

[i`m a wannabe]

maybe we should batter elmtree and let mama chew on him for a while

[zokah]

so she'll leave the teeth in?

[i`m a wannabe]

maybe.. depends on how tasty elmtree is

[MamaBush]

Leave the teeth in.......what the hell does that mean?

I only have my REAL TEETH mister.......no dentures or partials here (hopefully never)

[i`m a wannabe]

you`ll need to clarify that with zokie

[elmtree]

[font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=green]Zoks says it has to be beer batter.[/color][/size][/font]

[zokah]

I dunno if mama likes beer

[i`m a wannabe]

i know mama likes that weird blue stuff

[zokah]

but can you see thru it?

[MamaBush]

yup, you can see through it. And you're right, I'm not a big fan of beer. Drink it MAYBE two or three times a year....would much rather have a Smirnoff twisted

[zokah]

the ladies all [color=red]<3[/color] Lemon Ruskies.
Last time I checked there were 850 of these mixed drinks for sale, that was over a year ago so shit knows how many there are now

[MamaBush]

never heard of a RUSKIE

[zokah]

it's slang for any of the hundreds of Vodka/bitter lemon mixes

[i`m a wannabe]

mama dont care if she cant see through it ,she only wants to get pissed with it

[MamaBush]

not true


don't mind getting pissed on
don't mind doing the pissing


BUT


I don't like getting "pissed"

[zokah]

why, does it make you lose selfcontrol or you just don't like the hangovers?

[i`m a wannabe]

probably both

[zokah]

I just wanna lose control of the hangovers

[i`m a wannabe]

avoid hang overs stay drunk

[zokah]

great idea :D

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]why, does it make you lose selfcontrol or you just don't like the hangovers?[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Alcohol and my heart medications do not mix well.....I get pukie real fast when I drink.....can have a little, but not enough to get me drunk.[/color]

[i`m a wannabe]

alcohol and drugs never do go hand in hand

[zokah]

that sux, it's like my meds that stop me drinking 2 nites a week :cry:

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]alcohol and drugs never do go hand in hand[/QUOTE]
depends on the drugs...:D

[MamaBush]

not illegal ones Larry......sheesh

[LTDunltd]

they're the only kind I have;)

[zokah]

and they are what I prefer :D

[LTDunltd]

what other kind are there

[MamaBush]

oh pahleeeeze

[LTDunltd]

well what other kinds are there???

[MamaBush]

PRESCRIPTION DRUGS YOU SILLY MAN

[elmtree]

[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=royalblue]You forgot herbs....[/color][/size][/font]

[zokah]

yeah, some prescription drugz is good like rohys and trips and medical pure uppers like given to US pilots :D

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]PRESCRIPTION DRUGS YOU SILLY MAN[/QUOTE]
that's medication, not drugs:p

[i`m a wannabe]

ltd got blonde hair?

[MamaBush]

[color=magenta]he sure does :D [/color]

[elmtree]

[font=Arial][size=3][color=olive]He's a bottle blonde:rolleyes: [/color][/size][/font]

[i`m a wannabe]

same shit different chemicals

[zokah]

but he likes chemicals

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]he sure does :D [/color][/QUOTE]rotflmsao

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=zokah]but he likes chemicals[/QUOTE][size=2]
without chemicals, life would be boring

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[i`m a wannabe]

maybe he has chemical shit

[zokah]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd][size=2]
without chemicals, life would be boring

[/size][/QUOTE]


still, I do prefer natural drugz :D

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=389&stc=1

but I'm evil :D

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=390&stc=1

[i`m a wannabe]

zokies home office with plenty of green stuff