Good one Raven

[zokah]

you got us all by taking the place down so now you can yell

[SIZE=7]APRIL FOOL!!![/SIZE]


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[LTDunltd]

:thumbdown

[wutangstan]

I hadn't noticed!

[Gnome]

did I miss something?

cool birdies.

[MamaBush]

:loco: :loco: :loco: :loco: :loco:

[xen]

i was wondering about that....i thought zokie has asked him to take the site down so I couldn't launch my assualt on the no.1 spot

[MamaBush]

You have a long long way to go my love

[zokah]

he needs to start having cybersex again
but he can't do it with you or you'd be number 1

[wutangstan]

Well i'm not interested, so you can forget that one Xenny.

[Raven]

has BN working fine for me for days now :D

[darkdownhere]

hullo

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=wutangstan]Well i'm not interested, so you can forget that one Xenny.[/QUOTE]

your old hat xen wants some fresh meat:p:p:p

[zokah]

[QUOTE=Raven]has BN working fine for me for days now :D[/QUOTE]


yep, 2 in a row.........now

[LTDunltd]

3 for me


fuck! now the clock is off:mad:

[zokah]

daylight saving or just "off" as in can't see it or has Raven altered the forum time again :D

[Gnome]

hard to tell for me, it's yesterday there. or tommorow here? (or there??) and I dont have my time zone adjust on here at the forum.

[LTDunltd]

the time was off by 1 hour




fucking clock changing basturds

[i`m a wannabe]

best clock is sun rise and sun down

[zokah]

except on a cloudy day

[i`m a wannabe]

there are always exceptions in life :p

[Gnome]

a cloudy, rainy day is good enough reason to stay the hell in bed.

Especialy if you live somewhere like I do where it rains once a year.

[zokah]

shit, if it rained once a year I sure wouldn't be hiding from it, I enjoy doing anything in the rain except working

[i`m a wannabe]

the unfortunate side of life is we have to work if we are not born with a silver spoon in our mouth

[zokah]

I got a silver coke spoon but it don't go in my mouth :D

[i`m a wannabe]

where you stick you can kep it to yourself :p

[Gnome]

When it rains here it is most beautiful. We get two types. The rare light and endless rain from leaden skys that last for hours. Then theres the more common thunderstorm. Thunderstorms in the Desert came ripping in very fast, pack the energy of numerous nuclear bombs and can turn the arroyos and lowlands into 30mph rivers in a few minutes. Severe lightning and once in a while a tornado.

They are glorious! I try to get into the 4X and head out into the doglands to watch them roar across the valley.

We have had an increadible amount of rain in the past few months. More so than I remember since I was like 10.

And It ROCKS!

[xen]

it's all due to global warming...we're all going to die

[i`m a wannabe]

global warming = too many people farting

[zokah]

it's all the vegitarians fault trying to get everybody eating nothing but beans

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]it's all due to global warming...we're all going to die[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Then QUICK......get your fine ass over here so we can take care of business before we do die:p [/color]

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]it's all the vegitarians fault trying to get everybody eating nothing but beans[/QUOTE]


beans means farts

[MamaBush]

and PAIN

[LTDunltd]

depends on how smelly they are...:p

[i`m a wannabe]

pain = bad case of wind.....dont stand behind and dont light a match

[zokah]

it's only painful if the farts have lumps :D

[MamaBush]

or don't come out as farts...but rather sit in your intestines building up more gas

[i`m a wannabe]

when that happens dont smoke..you never know where you will fly to after ignition

[MamaBush]

flying anywhere after ignition would be fine with me since I've never flown before.

[Gnome]

you've never been in a airplane mama?

a lifelong dream of mine is to go up in a F-14 serious puke factor no doubt, but beat the hell out of any coaster I've been on.

Hangliding would rock too!

[LTDunltd]

I've been in an F-4 & F-16 both beat the hell out of a coaster. Manage not to puke, came close but held it down.

[Gnome]

that would so rock!

was it one of those buy a ride deals?

[LTDunltd]

no, I was in the air force, did some good things and got the rides as an incentive.
the F-16 pilot didn't want to go too fast so it was ok. He did alot of quick turns and stuff, nimble little plane.
The F-4 pilot pushed it super sonic and also let me fly it for a while. It's proof that if you strap big enough engines to a brick it will fly.

[zokah]

damn, I'd like to go that fast
The closest I've cun to controlling something airborne is kite-surfing but then you only get about 20-30 foot up

[i`m a wannabe]

at bankstown airport they have a buy a ride type thing with a 2 seater fighter...cost mega bucks i would say

[LTDunltd]

I think you can still buy a Mig-24. they should be reduced down to pocket change by now.

[Gnome]

Back when I gradiated from highschool, the recruitment officers suddenly show up and become your best freinds. I rememeber the AF dude was trying to get me to sign up and I said only if I get to fly. He went on about the fact that I'm short and near sighted.

I said so what! :)


I love to go park in the Desert downrange of Nellis and watch the fighters scream across the mountains.

Its bad ass!

[MamaBush]

*still waits for Xen to send a plane ticket*

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]*still waits for Xen to send a plane ticket*[/QUOTE]


whatever you do dont hold your breathe waiting

[zokah]

methinks the only plane ticket you'll get from him is a used 1
prolly the 1 from his trip to discover greek sex

[i`m a wannabe]

greeks and the goats

[MamaBush]

*feels all sad like*

[zokah]

mama ain't got a ticket to ride :(

[Gnome]

at least she wont smell of feta cheese and olive oil.

[zokah]

how can you be sure?
Have you been sniffing her panties? :D

[Gnome]

has she been sitting in the salad bar? :o

[zokah]

now I understand why there ain't no cucumber :D

[i`m a wannabe]

only the small ones are left

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=zokah]now I understand why there ain't no cucumber :D[/QUOTE]
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!







































:lol:

[MamaBush]

[color=magenta] [/color][color=magenta]I hate to admit it, but I let someone use a cucumber on me once.....:angel: [/color]

[LTDunltd]

[size=2]someone of inadequate size? (like gerkin size):lol:

[/size]

[MamaBush]

:D [color=magenta]no...he was of adequate size, just couldn't last very long :D [/color]

[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=magenta]We were just goofing around, talking about sex toys and shit....and well.....you know [/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]

[LTDunltd]

well I kinda do...

[MamaBush]

:kiss:

[zokah]

I've put a peeled banana in a partner and then ate it
That's my type of banana split.......it's nicer with chocolate topping

[MamaBush]

no way would I put a peeled nanner in my honey pot


what if some of it breaks off, or the stringy stuff on it stays inside?
I would think a woman could end up with some sort of infection

[zokah]

you gotta trust the tongue action

[MamaBush]

bah.....show me a man with a tongue long enough to reach my cervix, and I'll marry him

(and I've always sworn off marriage...nasty nasty word)

[i`m a wannabe]

someone with a tongue longer than 9 inches would be classed as a freak

[zokah]

I never said it went all the way in but not to worry I'll just go sit in the corner and lick my eyebrows

[MamaBush]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA