It's gonna.....

[MamaBush]

[color=magenta]Rain either tonight or tomorrow......I just know it is.[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]I picked up one of the residents at the agency where I work (I take her out once a month since she has no family to speak of), and we went and washed and hand waxed and polished my car, as well as cleaned the entire inside, along with the windows....conditioned the inside while I was at it too. The car looks just like it did when I drove it off the lot brand new.[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]There was no mention of possible rain until about Tuesday when I left out to pick her up.....I get home, and they're predicting rain for tomorrow as well as Monday...[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]AINT THAT A BITCH? The last time I spent that much time and effort with my car, it rained the next day as well.[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]FUCKING SHIT:mad: [/color]

[MamaBush]

:cry: [color=magenta]ahhhhhh hell....it's fucking raining right now:cry: [/color]

[LTDunltd]

never fails. it's the same with walking Corbin

[MamaBush]

ass sucking shit aint it?

[zokah]

thats why I don't wash my car

I hope you are like teh missus when she does things like that with a client - the agency pays for everything that is used :D

[MamaBush]

Well, not supposed to REALLY have them doing manual labor when they spend time with us....but, she enjoyed it, and I taught her HOW to clean up a car the correct way. I do this routine with my car 4 times a year. The kids like to help us staff when we move as well....even the supervisors let the kids help with that. Then they're taken somewhere nice or fun, plus make some money doing it.


The agency does pay for the outing though. We had dinner, went to see "The Ring Two", and got pop corn and soda at the movie. Damn snacks cost more than the movie.

[LTDunltd]

[size=2]robbery I tell you, just out & out right robbery [/size]
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[size=2]edited to add; when I worked as a manager at a drive in, our $1.00 bucket of popcorn cost us $0.28

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[zokah]

hehe ripoffs are so common

Mama, You get around those problems by telling them it's vocational training :D

[MamaBush]

Nope.....can't do that. We already get a discount for working where we work at many of the theaters around here. One of the theaters even lets the staff in free, with proof of course. And a bowling alley in my town, allows staff and kids to bowl for free....unlimited games (but I don't bowl)....all the guy wants is a 24 hour advance notice and for the kids to say "thank you" before they leave.


Hell, even the cops in the town where the agency is let's staff off with verbal warnings if they perchance happen to see our ID. I've been pulled over 3 times in the 11 years I've worked there. I have one of my IDs right next to my driver's license in my wallet....you know, where it sits behind clear plastic so you don't have to take it out....each time I've been pulled over, they see where I work, usually say "bless you" or "how do you work with those kids?"....and let me go with a "HAVE A NICE NIGHT"....ahh the perks

[elmtree]

[font=Century Gothic][size=3][color=sienna][/color][/size][/font][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=sienna]What pop. do you serve? In earlier years I worked with Mild-Profound reatrded, Autism, Emotionally Disturbed, Prader-Willi, Tourets, Fetal Alcohol, Physically Handicapped etc.:scared: [/color][/size][/font]

[elmtree]

[font=Arial Narrow][size=3][color=mediumturquoise]Probably why I enjoy hanging out with you guys so much.:lol: [/color][/size][/font]

[MamaBush]

Years ago, I worked with the profoundly retarded......THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A RIDE.

For the past 11 years, I've been working with ED/BD, LD, EMH, mixed in with some autism.

I LOVE working with the ED/BD and LD population the most....give me conduct disorder kids any day.


Fetal alcohol now falls into the ED category....with LD if applicable.

[elmtree]

[font=Trebuchet MS][size=3][color=seagreen]Havn't worked in that field since '92. I'm a Union Journeyman Carpenter now.:) [/color][/size][/font]

[elmtree]

[font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=royalblue]I once worked in a P.M.R. group home that State auditors called 'the second hardest to work in, in New York State'. After leaving I was offered a job running the house. I was like "No Way!". I had nightmares about the place for years.:scared: [/color][/size][/font]

[LTDunltd]

I can feel for you two, it takes that some one with that something special to work with those kids, :clap: :clap: :clap:



I know some of what you are going through, my youngest sister is epiletic (sp) with LD/ED. I was the one who looked out for her from the other kids.

[zokah]

I knew I should have asked you guys to help teh missus.
She spent last week giving a series of lectures on Behavioural problems with disabled children, covering everything from deaf/blind, autism, Downs syndrome and anything in between. It's her speciality but she's never given lectures before
I somehow survived the stress with my nutz still attached :D

[MamaBush]

How did she do?

I have no problems speaking in front of groups....you kind of get over that after you've done it a couple of times.

And...as difficult as the population of kids I work with can be...I wouldn't change my carreer for anything.

[zokah]

She was very nervous but her boss thought she did well and another local organisation is now paying them to give the series at their establishment, the manager was there and sat in on only a couple of sessions and was impressed.
I told her that she knew the subject matter so it wasn't a problem and the Q&A session went 45 minutes overtime but covering new ground so I guess she got them interested
I don't have any trouble speaking in front of groups but she's never done it before so I just taught her trick #1 "just imagine them all sitting there naked"

[MamaBush]

hahaha EXACTLY

[elmtree]

[font=Tahoma][size=3][color=purple][/color][/size][/font][font=Century Gothic][size=3][color=darkorange]I worked with a Blind/Severly Retarded adult once. First time i met him he walked up to me and went straight for my package! Needless to say I kept him at arm's length from then on.[/color][/size][/font]

[LTDunltd]

He knew where you stashed the cookies...:lol: 47

[MamaBush]

Why are you putting numbers after each of your posts Larry???

[LTDunltd]

I told you in another thread 44

[MamaBush]

I know


I know

[LTDunltd]

see differnt order 38

[zokah]

[QUOTE=elmtree][font=Tahoma][size=3][color=purple][/color][/size][/font][font=Century Gothic][size=3][color=darkorange]I worked with a Blind/Severly Retarded adult once. First time i met him he walked up to me and went straight for my package! Needless to say I kept him at arm's length from then on.[/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE]


but what would you have done if it'd been female?

[LTDunltd]

he would have kept her a pennor lenght away...:lol: 37

[zokah]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]He knew where you stashed the cookies...:lol: 47[/QUOTE]

you know it's these cookies (http://www.porn-bread.com/bukkake.htm)

[LTDunltd]

:lol:

[MamaBush]

pfftttt....those were posted at GG already

and like I said there, I would eat them there cookies, depending on who's "icing" is on the tops

[LTDunltd]

*starts baking cookies*

[MamaBush]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[LTDunltd]

will deliver the icing personely

[i`m a wannabe]

look out time to get rain coats on

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]pfftttt....those were posted at GG already

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where d'ya think I found the link? :D

[i`m a wannabe]

mama a bit slow tonight

[MamaBush]

What the hell are you talking about now???



How am I slow?

[zokah]

cos you're waiting for the icing before you eat the cookies

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16

[i`m a wannabe]

mama had another brain fart

[Gnome]

those are some freaky looking cookies. whas in the center, roadkill?

[LTDunltd]

goatse cookies

[MamaBush]

Gotta love it *giggles*

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]goatse cookies[/QUOTE]



^ pmahnns delight

[zokah]

it cums with a special chocolate icing just for mama

[LTDunltd]

:safeyet:

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]it cums with a special chocolate icing just for mama[/QUOTE]
:sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

[i`m a wannabe]

could it be a chocolate crackle?

[MamaBush]

chocolate crackle?? What is that?

[zokah]

http://www.kellogg.com.au/images/store/rad3C83E.jpg

[elmtree]

[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=lime]And here I thought it was when somebody smokes a rock then shoots down some Hershey's;) [/color][/size][/font]

[MamaBush]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA









DUFUS

[elmtree]

[font=Century Gothic][size=3][color=purple]Sarcasm I can deal with. But the NAME CALLING has to GO!!!:mad: [/color][/size][/font]

[MamaBush]

[color=magenta]awww.....look how cute you are when you're angry[/color]

[elmtree]

[font=Courier New][size=3][color=magenta]Shucks...You're to good to me.[/color][/size][/font]

[MamaBush]

You're just the cutest little thing........





look at the teeny tiny weeny........




all shriveled up and shit.........













c'mere and give me a hug little man *giggles*

[elmtree]

[font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=orange]Took a trip to Puerto Rico around X-Mass '94. They were playing that 'Teeny weeny, shrivled little short short man' song every 15 mins.[/color][/size][/font]

[MamaBush]

HAHAHAHA......I remember that one.


All the women were singing it......and we still got the "short short" men.

[elmtree]

[font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=lemonchiffon]You could buy mixed drinks in the(Puerto Rico) Home Depot parking lot too. [/color][/size][/font]

[MamaBush]

wouldn't know about that



how old are you?

[elmtree]

[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=sandybrown]Old enough to know better and young enough not to care.[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=#f4a460][/color][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=#f4a460]I've given you plenty of clues, hazard a guess? I like guessing games.[/color][/size][/font]

[i`m a wannabe]

looks like old enough to get plastered at least once

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=elmtree][font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=sandybrown]Old enough to know better and young enough not to care.[/color][/size][/font]


[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=#f4a460]I've given you plenty of clues, hazard a guess? I like guessing games.[/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE][color=magenta]Well, you are one smart little guy since you were born November, 2000.[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]Hey......shouldn't he be banned for being so young, I mean come on, we post porn here now. I, for one, do not want to be blamed for corrupting his mind :eek: [/color]

[i`m a wannabe]

i think it was corrupted along time ago with experimental drugs from middle school

[MamaBush]

"it"..........are you calling elmtree an "it?"


that is just not nice, not nice at all.

[i`m a wannabe]

it as in his mind...but if it suits his description so be it :p

[elmtree]

[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=sandybrown]Hey! ummm...anyways....[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=#f4a460]The only thing I experimented with in middle school was forced interracialism. [/color][/size][/font]

[MamaBush]

Forced "interracialism?"

[elmtree]

[font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=wheat]Think 'Bussing'[/color][/size][/font]

[MamaBush]

and that is bad...HOW?

[elmtree]

[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=sandybrown]Because you can't force ignorant people to get along[/color][/size][/font]

[zokah]

but just think of all the hot white trailer trash you got to make out with

[i`m a wannabe]

or the ones he didnt get to make out with

[zokah]

but they were all hos

[MamaBush]

hahahahaha

[i`m a wannabe]

therefore he wasnt good enough for the low lifes

[zokah]

except they weren't as low as he wanted

[i`m a wannabe]

how low can they go

[i`m a wannabe]

elmtrees fan club...the low ho`s

[zokah]

is that related to xenrys fanclub - the Lo Hos

[i`m a wannabe]

probably an affilate group

[MamaBush]

.not.

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush].not.[/QUOTE]



how do you know?

[MamaBush]

because I'm a fan of Xen's.......and I aint no "LO HO" like Zokah said

[zokah]

but you ain't chinese either

[LTDunltd]

same union, differnt local

[i`m a wannabe]

different lingo too

[elmtree]

[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=yellow]I have a fanclub?:eek: [/color][/size][/font]

[i`m a wannabe]

in iraq your fan club is exploding to see you

[zokah]

so thats where xen and pian are huh?

[i`m a wannabe]

pmahn is trying the backdoor approach on them

[xen]

backdoor diplomacy eh? he was saying he wants to strengthen the ties with his aussie counterparts....

[xen]

or was it tie up his aussie sexslaves...I can never remember these things...

[zokah]

so you finally fucked up by letting it slip that you have been with him the last few weeks

[xen]

no i didn't, that's only in your mind....he was on chat the other day and happened to mention it....i'm just passing along the news ( good news in your case ) so you can be prepared....

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]so you finally fucked up by letting it slip that you have been with him the last few weeks[/QUOTE]


funny how xenry lets things slip out then tries to deny it

[zokah]

very lamely at that.
The only 1s that have been active on chat in a week are Larry, myself and some n00b looking for hardcore - I sent him to compounds :D

[xen]

ahem...i never said it was FC chat

[zokah]

there is no other chat since ur friend gheyified the irc channel.......or were you pair in the private room?

[i`m a wannabe]

will he admit to it

[zokah]

true, was the spycam running Rav?

[MamaBush]

oh be quiet

[zokah]

why? there is no sound on the tape

[i`m a wannabe]

mama is listening intently to find out the truth :p