I is back

[xen]

heya peeps!!! 'sup 'sup??

Firstly Happy Labour day to everyone..Hope y'all are enjoying your day(s?) off.
It's a holiday today here in HK, since May 1st was a sunday, the govt. has made May 2nd a holiday as well. No biggie since I'm working anyway.

It's been a long long looooooooong april, I'm exhausted, frustrated and hate china with a passion. Biggest news is that mrs. xen came down with Chicken pox as well..Apparently her mom got confused and it turns out that she had had measles and not the pox before. Anyway she has a full blown case and is quite miserable. Baby K has recovered and back to her usual bubbly self.

In other news, I've become a full time vegetarian, haven't had any sort of meat for the last 2 odd weeks. It isn't as hard as I imagined. Well it was pretty darned hard in china, I ended eating cheese samiches for lunch and rice and steamed veggies for dinner everyday...bleeeck....:(

I've also been avoiding alcohol for the last week or so. I've decided to give my system a break after all that drinking with clients over april.

Spurs won 5-1 last nite...but to give you an idea of how fed up I am, it didn't even raise a smile :(

well that's it for now...take care everyone...it'll still be a couple of days before I'm back to posting regualrly. Just wanted to drop in and say hi.

Hugs to mama!! :)

[LTDunltd]

Welcome Back Friend.

[i`m a wannabe]

welcome back stranger...be sure to sign the visitors book :p

[zokah]

Sorry about the wife so no welcum home nookie for you, it must have been really hard for her as the munchkin got better while she wanted to curl up and die and you were off getting drunk in China

Veg diet + fata$$ = really bad farts so stay downwind of me!! tnx :D

[MamaBush]

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[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]Veg diet + fata$$ = really bad farts so stay downwind of me!! tnx :D[/QUOTE]



chinese food makes the farts more regular and smelly too

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][size=6][color=magenta]WELCOME BACK HONEY BUNS[/color][/size]



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thanks babe... :kiss:

[i`m a wannabe]

look out the mushy stuff is about to begin again

[wutangstan]

s'up xen.:)

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]look out the mushy stuff is about to begin again[/QUOTE]:rolleyes:

[MamaBush]

:kiss: [color=magenta]kiss me big studly:kiss: [/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]I, as usual, am horny as hell tonight.......damnnnnnnmittohell :mad: [/color]

[i`m a wannabe]

mama needs to join hornbags r us

[zokah]

I'm prolly gonna need to visit Pukebags'r'us then

[xen]

jesus zokie...yet another fetish...what kind of depraved animal are you??

[xen]

so how does it work? do you stick your weenie in the pukebag? does that do it for you? does it have to be full? Do you get uncontrolably horny in airplanes what with all the sickbags they have in every seat pocket?

[i`m a wannabe]

xen sounds rather curious...you into that stuff too?

[zokah]

he's into all sorts of kinky stuff.
He prolly wants the bags after I puke into them, that'd explain why they constantly try and do it..........does mama share his weird fetish?

[MamaBush]

neither of us have a puke fetish thank you very much

[i`m a wannabe]

denial is a sign of guilt :p

[xen]

so then how come u always deny you like pianomahn's sausage in your chocolate highway?

[LTDunltd]

:hide:

[xen]

so u likes to peeking at thems do yous?

[i`m a wannabe]

funny how all the gay shit starts again when xenry comes back...could this be his true goal in life....lmao

[LTDunltd]

na was looking to see if it was safe to post in here, from you and mama carrying on like to school kids just discovering sex for the first time

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]funny how all the gay shit starts again when xenry comes back...could this be hie true goal in life....lmao[/QUOTE]I've noticed that too:dunno:

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]neither of us have a puke fetish thank you very much[/QUOTE]


Then why do the pair of you work so hard at making the rest of us puke?

[LTDunltd]

they get a kick outta making us sick

[i`m a wannabe]

so they have plenty of full chuck bags to play with

[LTDunltd]

maybe they own stock in the company that makes them....

[i`m a wannabe]

that could be a possibility

[wutangstan]

nice to see you back xen me old mate.

[xen]

thanks stanley...what've you been upto? Don't come here much anymore?

[MamaBush]

I think he's been busy looking into eye surgery to help rid him of those damned red eyes of his




poor thing, it must hurt like hell by now

[LTDunltd]

it's only from the beer...:D

[xen]

he soaks his eyes in beer?

[zokah]

I try to do that.........from the inside

[MamaBush]

does it work?

[xen]

naah..he gets all emotional and starts crying all of it out in tears

[zokah]

thats cos I realise the beer went the wrong direction

[xen]

:D :D

[LTDunltd]

the curse of renting beer:(

[i`m a wannabe]

who the hell rents beer?

[MamaBush]

EVERYONE WHO DRINKS IT SILLY ASS

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]who the hell rents beer?[/QUOTE]rent, you pour it in the top and a little later it comes out the bottom

[xen]

sad but true

[zokah]

I'd rent it if I could cos it'd be cheaper and I dispose most of it after a while anyway.
Mama prolly likes second hand beer :p

[xen]

stop picking on mama you ....you......nerd

[zokah]

she likes tossing salad so I assume she'd need a shower afterwards, don't you think she deserves gold? :D

[i`m a wannabe]

second hand beer the new concept in golden showers

[zokah]

ya gotta go when ya gotta flow

[i`m a wannabe]

i could expand on that but i`ll shut up so i dont create mayhem with what i was about to post

[wutangstan]

[QUOTE=xen]thanks stanley...what've you been upto? Don't come here much anymore?[/QUOTE]

No not really, my online life has been sucked away by The City of heroes online game. It controls my every waking hour.:(

[MamaBush]

Hey....I don't mind a rented beer shower every now and again

[Gnome]

welcome back weary traveler.

no alcohol and gone veggie!? Godless freak! :lol:

China has got to be a trip.

[xen]

thanks gnomey...China is a trip alrite..a trip to hell.

Unfortunately I've just found out I've got to go back for about a week in 2 weeks :(

talk about godless freaks :p

[i`m a wannabe]

xenry has hell trips to china but i have no dramas

[zokah]

you should go back to that massage parlour that left you so relaxed last time

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]you should go back to that massage parlour that left you so relaxed last time[/QUOTE]


who xenry?

[xen]

yeah...who me??

[i`m a wannabe]

yes you

[xen]

ok......

[zokah]

you know you liked it

[i`m a wannabe]

he dont wanna admit it in case he gets into trouble again

[LTDunltd]

it seems like every tenth post he is in trouble

[i`m a wannabe]

thats how he likes it

[MamaBush]

soooo, my Xen went to a "massage parlor?"



















was it "legit?"

[LTDunltd]

It depends on where it was at...

[i`m a wannabe]

with xen and legit....never :p

[zokah]

I'm saying nothing more but the full details are available for all @ the old site

[xen]

stop spoiling my good name ya wanker....the only massage I've been for in the recent past is a foot massage and before ya starts with yer silly third leg jokes...nope it was strictly a FOOT MASSAGE!!!!!


/walks away and prays no one digs too deeply into my credit card bills.....

[zokah]

nope, it wasn't recent, I guess it was about 2 years ago

[MamaBush]

hmmmm, very interesting

[xen]

I'm innocent i tell you!!!

[LTDunltd]

When I was in Korea, you could get a hair cut for $2, a hair cut and massage for $5 and a hair cut and BJ for $10. never get your hair cut and a BJ at the same time. you will have to get your hair cut again to even it out.:lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

in tianjin china the karaoke bars double up as brothels too

[xen]

that's all over china duder

[i`m a wannabe]

in beijing i didnt come across any like that

[zokah]

you must have went to the Japanese tourist karaoke bar.....it was all pixelated out

[MamaBush]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]you must have went to the Japanese tourist karaoke bar.....it was all pixelated out[/QUOTE]



lmfao so thats why things looked fuzzy and i thought it was the booze

[MamaBush]

I also heard you thought you were looking at and touching a vagina


them damned pixelated people *giggles*

[MamaBush]

by the way....why DO they pixelate the male genitals, but not the female???

[xen]

normally if it's pixelated, they pixel out any genitals, male or female

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]I also heard you thought you were looking at and touching a vagina


them damned pixelated people *giggles*[/QUOTE]


i think i may have poked one too :p:lol::lol:

[xen]

you poked a pixelated person? u sure it wasn't a man then?

[MamaBush]

ooooo Wannabe poked a pixelated man's butthole

[i`m a wannabe]

who knows most women in china are flat chested booze,pixelated karaoke bar,dim lights ya cant tell....lmfao

[MamaBush]

the voice of experience?????

[zokah]

:lol:

[xen]

prolly

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]the voice of experience?????[/QUOTE]



could be...but then it again it might not be