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[Martin]

Hiya!!
I'm Martin from England... Just saying a quick hi before reading into the forum
If you wonna chat or get to know me then E-mail me or add me to your MSN contacts.

[LTDunltd]

Welcome. sorry don't use msn

[zokah]

ditto but hi anyway

[i`m a wannabe]

welcome martin...maybe we can call you farty marty or marty farty

[Martin]

I prefer fanny fart on mart :)

[MamaBush]

I kinda like Farty Marty.......so, since Wannabe and I both like that name....that is what we will call you


you really have no choice in the matter Farty Marty *grins*

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]I kinda like Farty Marty.......so, since Wannabe and I both like that name....that is what we will call you


you really have no choice in the matter Farty Marty *grins*[/QUOTE]


the emporess of the forum has spoken therefore you now have no say in the matter


you are now farty marty

[zokah]

but it means they like ya so they'll prolly fart on ya, but only 1 will be a fanny fart
I'll let you work out from which 1

[MamaBush]

STAY AWAY FROM ZOKAH Farty Marty

[Martin]

No farts for them two then.... shame look at what you both are missing out on.

[MamaBush]

they prefer to fart on each other


we've learned to accept them that way

[zokah]

you really shouldn't let your infatuation with scat seep into your dreams mama

I mean it's bad enuff ur dreaming about me, but what will xenny think when he finds out about it?
You know how insecure he is

[MamaBush]

he has no reason to be insecure when it comes to my love and lust for him....stop trying to start shit ya bastid

[zokah]

then why is he avoiding you by hiding/fapping @ compounds :D

[wutangstan]

HURRAH, a fellow Brit at last, thank fuck for that. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]then why is he avoiding you by hiding/fapping @ compounds :D[/QUOTE][color=magenta]beats me....but I know he never comes here any more[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]Oh well. Win some, Lose some[/color]

[LTDunltd]

I think he will be back and have some lame excuse about having to go to China and eat the icky food and drink the crappy beer and how he's over worked...:D

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]I think he will be back and have some lame excuse about having to go to China and eat the icky food and drink the crappy beer and how he's over worked...:D[/QUOTE]


the pains of being self employed

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]he has no reason to be insecure when it comes to my love and lust for him....stop trying to start shit ya bastid[/QUOTE]

but you said somehting about a cyber Di***** in another thread...you can bet that cute ass of yours I'm insecure now :(

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]beats me....but I know he never comes here any more[/color]


[color=#ff00ff]Oh well. Win some, Lose some[/color][/QUOTE]

It's not that I never come here anymore...I've actually been a little busy with some work and personal problems. Things are better now...and I'm back.

I did visit the compounds coz I wanted to check out the Aria vid zokie was tlaking about. I miss that place.

anyhoo, you haven't lost me mama, doncha worry ;)

[xen]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]I think he will be back and have some lame excuse about having to go to China and eat the icky food and drink the crappy beer and how he's over worked...:D[/QUOTE]

oh you know me so well :rolleyes:

[xen]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]the pains of being self employed[/QUOTE]


w3rd :(

[xen]

shit! where are my manners?!?!?!?

Welcome Farty Marty...which team do you support? ;)

[zokah]

[QUOTE=xen]shit! where are my manners?!?!?!?
[/QUOTE]

you were to busy postwhoring to worry about manners

[xen]

no i wasnt....I was just responding to all the posts that related to me...and in true FC style I forgot what the thread was originally ab00t....

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]It's not that I never come here anymore...I've actually been a little busy with some work and personal problems. Things are better now...and I'm back.

I did visit the compounds coz I wanted to check out the Aria vid zokie was tlaking about. I miss that place.

anyhoo, you haven't lost me mama, doncha worry ;)[/QUOTE][color=magenta]ack...I think I have lost you.....:cry: ......WOE IS MEEEEEEE[/color]

[zokah]

a likely story

[i`m a wannabe]

the return of days of our lives

[LTDunltd]

*reaches over and gets the puke bucket ready*

[i`m a wannabe]

get a very large bucket

[wutangstan]

I got a skip here, might have to get another though.:tard:

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=wutangstan]I got a skip here, might have to get another though.:tard:[/QUOTE]


you might need more than 2

[zokah]

maybe this is the worst part, just b4 it gets better for us?

no more puking :D

[MamaBush]

You and that friggin puke fetish...I swear, you are one nasty ass man.

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]ack...I think I have lost you.....:cry: ......WOE IS MEEEEEEE[/color][/QUOTE]


I just said you haven't lost me...unless you WANT to lose me...






and the rest of you can just shut the fuck up....

[zokah]

yeah, go d00d. we'll will never tell what you've been upto @ compounds but I keep warning ya Roxy knows mama from elsewhere and you know how women gossip

[i`m a wannabe]

it will spread like wild fire

[xen]

who's roxy? :confused:

[zokah]

you might be but mama shouldn't be

I'll give you 1 clue "search"

[i`m a wannabe]

maybe xen is clueless in HK

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]yeah, go d00d. we'll will never tell what you've been upto @ compounds but I keep warning ya Roxy knows mama from elsewhere and you know how women gossip[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Who the hell is "Roxy?"....and, SOME women may talk and gossip, but you guys talk and gossip much more than any women I know.[/color]
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[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta] SOME women may talk and gossip, but you guys talk and gossip much more than any women I know.[/color]
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if we dont waffle on about crap this forum would be dead

[zokah]

meh, great bunch of mods that don't know the names of members of their boards

[MamaBush]

I'm not a mod here....and there is no member with the nick of Roxy at GG...



what the fuck are you going on about Zokah???

[LTDunltd]

maybe he's cuntfused and is thinking with little zoks

[MamaBush]

ha......poor little Zokah.

But I doubt if little Zokah is confused.....probably just getting used by Rosie Palm a bit too much lately, and is dead tired

[LTDunltd]

he's just lucky Pmanns not there, he'll want to kiss little zoks all better:lol:

[MamaBush]

heh......funny shit Larry

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]I'm not a mod here....and there is no member with the nick of Roxy at GG...



what the fuck are you going on about Zokah???[/QUOTE]



I never said it was her full name, she's more descriptive than that :D
She has nothing to do with this place so being a mod here wouldn't help

GG members only (http://forum.goregasm.com/member.php?u=46378)

but I think it's an alter cos she knows to much about what goes on there. She even asked me if I took some pics from the strap-on thread for 1 on the same topic @ compounds :cool:

so I ain't confused, pianomahnn isn't here and neither is xen - yet again they're away together :D

[MamaBush]

well you are stooopid.....if you type out that her name is "Roxy".....and that isn't her name at GG...then how the fuck am I supposed to know who she is????



men......sometimes I swear you think all the time with your little head and leave the big head to rot from lack of use.

[MamaBush]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.....WHOEVER THIS ROXY IS HASN'T EVEN MADE ONE FUCKING POST.



YOU ARE A BOOGER ZOKAH

[Martin]

[QUOTE=xen]shit! where are my manners?!?!?!?

Welcome Farty Marty...which team do you support? ;)[/QUOTE]

well late on the reply Tottenham Hotspurs if you mean English football that is

[xen]

OH MY GOD!!!!

WELCOME WELCOME!!!!!

Finally i find someone who has decent taste in footy teams.....C'MON YOU SPURS, C'MON YOU SPURS!!!!!!!!!!

so do you think we'll quality for europe thru the fair play league?

[i`m a wannabe]

the spurs...how many times do they need to lose to win one game?

[zokah]

As I said Mama I suspect it's an alter @ GG going by the quality of the posts I thought it might have been DBH. But I didn't want to make it easy for ya




:OMG::OMG::OMG::OMG::OMG:


will this board be able to handle 2 people that support the same bunch of Losers?

[xen]

shaddap you.....we support the greatest team in the world - TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR!!!!!!!

[zokah]

I thought the greatest team in the world would have won the European cup last week

[xen]

nope they are just pretenders to our throne....but i must say it was a great comeback from 0-3 down at halftime...

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]As I said Mama I suspect it's an alter @ GG going by the quality of the posts I thought it might have been DBH. But I didn't want to make it easy for ya




[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Quality of WHAT posts??..I said that person hasn't even made one post at GG[/color]

[zokah]

I know that but she has posted some good porn @ compounds and appears to know a lot about GG for a zero poster, which is why I said I think it's an alter

[MamaBush]

Well, DBH wouldn't need an alter at GG if she wanted to use pics and such from there. I'm sure it's just a lurker who joined so they can get pics from GG to post somewhere else.

[zokah]

meh, I've got a couple of alters at most boards for throwaway purposes, some I've never used.
and as I inferred I know longer think it's DBH but someone elses alter

[i`m a wannabe]

dbh is from gg i assume

[mariangel]

i don't wanan feel weird but what is gg and all thsoe stuff? :P *completly lost... so wanders off to go watch soem football*

mariangel

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=mariangel]i don't wanan feel weird but what is gg and all thsoe stuff? :P *completly lost... so wanders off to go watch soem football*

mariangel[/QUOTE]
GG is another forum a few of use belong to. Its threads covers topics such as gore, porn, wierd and funny.
there are ALOT more members there so the context covers more then what I listed.

Here is the link,

http://forum.goregasm.com/




edited to add; You will need to register to see some of the threads.

[MamaBush]

and if you join, Maria, you best stay away from a couple of the men there


unless you want a good ass whoopin from ME *snickers*

[xen]

what other men??? :mad: :mad:

[i`m a wannabe]

now xenry is getting jealous

[xen]

you can bet your nasty smelly ass i am

[i`m a wannabe]

poor xenry cant handle a little bit of competition

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]what other men??? :mad: :mad:[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Just guys I flirt with...nothing to worry about my love.[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]Besides, you have a real life Mrs. Xen....you really can't say all that much about what I do....and, at least you can have sex, make love, fuck, whatever you want to call it anytime you want BECAUSE you have Mrs. Xen.....[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]*always the other woman :( *[/color]

[zokah]

[QUOTE=xen]what other men??? :mad: :mad:[/QUOTE]
let's see there's
Jer

nah, i better not name them

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]let's see there's
Jer

nah, i better not name them[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Go ahead and name them...bet you leave some out though...PLUS....none of them have the pics that Xen has of me[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]NONE[/color]
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[zokah]

I would, but I don't want to expend all the forums bandwidth on 1 post

[MamaBush]

oh please....I don't flirt with THAT many men

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]I would, but I don't want to expend all the forums bandwidth on 1 post[/QUOTE]


shit the list is that long

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]Go ahead and name them...bet you leave some out though...PLUS....none of them have the pics that Xen has of me[/color]




[color=#ff00ff]NONE[/color]





[/QUOTE]

it's ok mama, i'm just pretending to be jealous...well not really, but i completely understand...it's all cool babe...and thanks for trusting me with the pics :)

[MamaBush]

You're more than welcome......I don't send those pics to just anybody....


plus..you have a couple of EXTRA SPECIAL pics too........*kiss me*

[xen]

*KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

[zokah]

/haxors xenry box

[xen]

my box is hax0r-proof...

[zokah]

not from a 1337 h4x0r that knows ur ip, didn't ya see my thread about the greatest hacker in the world :D

your ip is 127.0.0.1 and I'm coming

[MamaBush]

that's just sick Zokah......how can some damned IP numbers have you cumming?

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]my box is hax0r-proof...[/QUOTE][color=magenta]you can hack my "box" anytime you want to.....as a matter of fact, my "box" is empty at the moment.....you have anything to fill it with??? :p [/color]

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]that's just sick Zokah......how can some damned IP numbers have you cumming?[/QUOTE]

like this

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[MamaBush]

oh my God.....getting turned on by that is like getting turned on by cartoon porn



I could refer you to a good psychiatrist ya know

[zokah]

thats not cartoon, but the work of a dedicated artist.
Ravens got a good 1 of goatse :D

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]you can hack my "box" anytime you want to.....as a matter of fact, my "box" is empty at the moment.....you have anything to fill it with??? :p [/color][/QUOTE]how about some HARD WEAR???

[MamaBush]

Hard wear????.....or hardware????



makes a world of difference which one you mean Larry

[Gnome]

wear and tear?

[LTDunltd]

how about just plain [size=7]HARD[/size]

[i`m a wannabe]

look out ltd has something he wants to reduce

[zokah]

I think he's just hoping to finish up with some software

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]that's just sick Zokah......how can some damned IP numbers have you cumming?[/QUOTE]



aaaahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!! maybe he thinks IP stands for internet pr0n?
that was the funniest comment i've read in a while ...

thanks for the laff babe...

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]you can hack my "box" anytime you want to.....as a matter of fact, my "box" is empty at the moment.....you have anything to fill it with??? :p [/color][/QUOTE]

OH YES!! Come here....

[zokah]

[QUOTE=xen]aaaahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!! maybe he thinks IP stands for internet pr0n?
[/QUOTE]

you mean it doesn't????????

[xen]

no...will you stop cumming for IP nos. now?

[zokah]

but, but, but I just got the IPs for
Gauge.com
VeronicaZemanova.net
Sierra.org
RachelDarien.com
and MetArt.com

and I'm gonna use them :D