Hello!!!!!

[mariangel]

Hello i'm new! Martin showed em this place! so it's nice to see you all!

hehe ^^

mariangel

[i`m a wannabe]

welcome to the nut house

[Martin]

OMG it Hello babe ;)

[zokah]

hey there :wavey:

[wutangstan]

Yo, let me be the erm......er.....3rd person to welcome you to our humble abode.
Welcome.

[mariangel]

HELLO!!!!!!! ^-^

mariangel

[LTDunltd]

Welcome, come in and take off your clothes...

ummm ummm ummm I ment your coat.

[MamaBush]

Larry....you are such a pig



Hello

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]Larry....you are such a pig



Hello[/QUOTE]and damn proud of it too:D

[MamaBush]

I wonder if Zokah is gonna see that book that was written about him at GG.....


oh ya....HERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY *grins*

[LTDunltd]

:rockon:

[MamaBush]

you look so silly when you do that Larry *hugs*

[LTDunltd]

I bought new external speakers for my laptop and am rocking out



the sub woffer kicks it

[MamaBush]

HAHAHA.....please don't do any break dancin, okay???

[LTDunltd]

to old, might really break something

[LTDunltd]

besides, I don't have my parachute pants any more:p

[MamaBush]

ewwwwwwwww.....bad memories bad bad memories

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]I wonder if Zokah is gonna see that book that was written about him at GG.....


oh ya....HERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY *grins*[/QUOTE]

the cast and crew thread?
I only looked @ page1 of it.
Not much there that interests me recently and everyone knows I don't postwhore

[wutangstan]

* cough....splutter...splutter ......cough!!!!!!!

[zokah]

you need a ciggy stan?

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]the cast and crew thread?
I only looked @ page1 of it.
Not much there that interests me recently and everyone knows I don't postwhore[/QUOTE][color=magenta]no no no.....Larry started a thread about some books he bought......he found YOUR book[/color]

[LTDunltd]

look in jokes & funny images

[xen]

a late hello and welcome mariangel....now would you be the lady that Martin's so looking forward to meeting ( and marrying??! )

[LTDunltd]

one and the same. he posted pics some where in here

[xen]

yeah i saw it already - thanks

[LTDunltd]

I know, saw the post right after this one:tard:

[xen]

okie dokie

[zokah]

I saw the books :D
I'm yet to see the pics :(

[MamaBush]

Larry's books were funny as hell......FUNNY AS HELL....ya hear me???

[zokah]

I know, but when I made my previous post I hadn't seen the pics also discusssed in this thread

[mariangel]

pics of me oh dear.... i hope u still eb able to see after u see those... *hides*

[i`m a wannabe]

show us ...let us be the judge

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=mariangel]pics of me oh dear.... i hope u still eb able to see after u see those... *hides*[/QUOTE]no problem on my end from looking at your pics,






going blind from another problem, :fap: :fap: :fap:

[MamaBush]

have you taken care of those hairy palms yet Larry?

[LTDunltd]

nair, every night:eek:

[MamaBush]

hahahahahahahahahaha


Nair sucks ass.....just shave them.

If you have the money...get that electrolis shit done on them, hair aint supposed to grow back with that, but I think it's quite pricey.



*wonders how much it costs per square inch*

[xen]

it's quite expensive as i understand....

[i`m a wannabe]

just give him a quick trip to a nuclear power station

[xen]

look at the wonders it did for homer j

[i`m a wannabe]

might make him glow in the dark

[MamaBush]

eeery

[zokah]

then he'd be able to find it with no lights :D

[MamaBush]

glowing penis......eeeeery

[zokah]

it could be fun with a pale skinned skinny bitch..........it'd be like an xray :D

[i`m a wannabe]

poke her and make her glow too

[xen]

hehe :D

[LTDunltd]

the latest fad is Lazer Hair Removal. it cost too much, so I'll stick with nair.




just like washing your hands...

[xen]

which i hope you do after fappage anyway.....

[i`m a wannabe]

maybe he wants sticky fingers

[zokah]

you could always try nads

[xen]

try nads? as in eat them? no thanks...but don't let me stop ya...

[MamaBush]

HAHAHAHA


NADS is a hair removal product my love. I think it's made from honey or sugar....you spread it on your hairy part, apply some sort of material to it...then RIPPPP it off. Kinda like waxin, but not as messy

[LTDunltd]

no thanks, nair is quick and easy, just like washing your hands

[zokah]

meh, why does xen have such a 1 track mind?

[LTDunltd]

that's xen :rolleyes: always thinking about ghey stuff instead of helping a fellow board member:cry:

[i`m a wannabe]

maybe xenry wants to wax ltd`s back

[MamaBush]

damn Wannabe....you sure do go on and on about gayish material

I sure is startin to wonder bout joo

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]damn Wannabe....you sure do go on and on about gayish material

I sure is startin to wonder bout joo[/QUOTE]



must be all the bad influence in here:p

[zokah]

it's all mamas fault :D

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]damn Wannabe....you sure do go on and on about gayish material

I sure is startin to wonder bout joo[/QUOTE]


you mean you're still not 100% sure that he's ghey??????

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]HAHAHAHA


NADS is a hair removal product my love. I think it's made from honey or sugar....you spread it on your hairy part, apply some sort of material to it...then RIPPPP it off. Kinda like waxin, but not as messy[/QUOTE]


thanks for the info babelicious....

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]it's all mamas fault :D[/QUOTE][color=magenta]My fault???[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]How is it my fault...I don't have the ever needed penis that Wannabe so wants....hell, I don't even have a strap on.[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]

[zokah]

xen wasn't officially outed until recently :p :D

[xen]

you mispelled your own name there zokie....it's Z-O-K-A-H...not X-E-N

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]you mean you're still not 100% sure that he's ghey??????[/QUOTE]

i am as ghey as xenry is the prince of persia :p:p

[xen]

glad to see you finally admit it


(hint - lookit my custom title ;) )

[zokah]

[QUOTE=xen]you mispelled your own name there zokie....it's Z-O-K-A-H...not X-E-N[/QUOTE]


nah, you've been married so long now that you no longer pay attention to what the wife says.
FYI she said that if wannabee and I were interested we could get lessons from you, the world greatest GAY lover.
Since neither of us have asked we clearly ain't interested

[MamaBush]

YADDA YADDA YADDA

[zokah]

so now you are resorting to using dubyas tactics of "Deny Deny Deny"

to late

[MamaBush]

I'm in a good mood this morning...you aint gonna bring me down with your ignorance.

[zokah]

but I'm not the 1 now feigning ignorance

[i`m a wannabe]

lmao @ xen`s new sig....one part is missing the word ghey it should read prince of ghey in persia

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]I'm in a good mood this morning...you aint gonna bring me down with your ignorance.[/QUOTE]

any plans for the weekend sugar?

[xen]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]lmao @ xen`s new sig....one part is missing the word ghey it should read prince of ghey in persia[/QUOTE]

stop denying it...you said you're as ghey as I am the prince of persia.

Case closed.

thanks very much

in fact, since i'm royalty, i confer upon thee the title of Gaylord.

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]any plans for the weekend sugar?[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Tonight was fantastic...but you can read about that in the thread I posted.[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]Tomorrow, I have to do tons of laundry...I don't have a maid or housekeeper to do it for me.[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]Got to dust, vacuum, that kind of shit.[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]Have to look for some pictures from the early days of Indian Boarding schools here in the U.S....did the research part already....and have the paper already typed and ready to turn in....need the pics for my presentation next week.[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]"D" may come over again...was just here last night, and we rarely get together sexually more than once every week or two. But, after last nights "anger fuck" which I demanded I get (was a pissy day at work yesterday)...I want more of the same tomorrow or Sunday...so, as of now, getting some more tomorrow night (crosses fingers).[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]Gots to make a call to a guy I met briefly at a friends house last weekend....he asked if he could have my number, I said I'd rather have his and I'd call him. So, it's been a week....is that long enough to wait before calling someone about a date? I've only asked one guy out in my entire life...so, I'm not so up on how it's done these days.[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]Other than that...I have nothing much going on this weekend....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]Is that enough???:p [/color]

[xen]

looks like a full weekend to me...good luck with the new guy....tho i thought you and D were serious...are you still dating others?

[xen]

oh and btw we no longer have a maid, me and mrs. x share the chores now

[i`m a wannabe]

mrs xen now has the whip out

[MamaBush]

ha....nice to hear you two are sharing chores. That's how it should be..and this way K will learn how to take care of shit like that, rather than growing up thinking she has to have a maid or housekeeper.


and...no, "D" and I have never been "serious"....we've been good friends with benefits for almost a year now...damnnnn, I truly didn't think we'd manage our "fuck buddy" relationship this long. COOL. I wonder how I'm going to refer to this new guy if it works out...his first name starts with "D" as well....oooops!!!!

[i`m a wannabe]

call him D 2

[MamaBush]

hahahaha sounds like a character from Star Wars

[i`m a wannabe]

if you put R 2 in front of it ,it is

[MamaBush]

duh......no shit Sherlock!


I meant even as just D2...oh wait....there IS already a movie named D2....had something to do with hockey I think......


I digress

[i`m a wannabe]

hockey is for boofheads

[zokah]

could be worse it could be "B2"

http://cabletv.starhub.com/media/image/show/20041220112511_20021223175951_BananasInPyjamas_mid.jpg

even scarier


http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/newspapers/11_march_2005/img/9.jpg


oh, you'd be safe. You're the wrong sex and age group

[MamaBush]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[i`m a wannabe]

only minors need apply

[xen]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]if you put R 2 in front of it ,it is[/QUOTE]

mama : Gawd you're hawt D2
D2 : aww..shucks..am not
mama : R 2 D2

[xen]

[QUOTE=zokah]


oh, you'd be safe. You're the wrong sex and age group[/QUOTE]


:D :D :D

[i`m a wannabe]

just gotta watch out for the real banana`s in pyjamas

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]mama : Gawd you're hawt D2
D2 : aww..shucks..am not
mama : R 2 D2[/QUOTE]:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[xen]

:D :D