Fresh Flesh

[radar]

Pigs.

You may have heard of me - I'm an old mate of the FCF.

Just thought I'd drop back to my (not-so-old) digs to see what everyone was up to, and it appears that everything has changed radically...!

Sorry if this is old news, but what happened to ForumCulture..? Kataklysm...? Huh...?

...and on a self-interest note - I need to talk to someone about recommended accomodation in NYC.


Quick - say something...!



Radar

[zokah]

greets, and welcome back
The old place is still there but it's very inactive, much like Kat who we don't see much of either

[Gnome]

Or rather pigdog?

All I know about NY housing is you can't get another apartment unless somebody dies. Then theres a feeding frenzy to get at the newly vacated digs. And you'll pay about a bajillion dollars rent a month for a glorified broom closet. ;)

Cheers radar!

[i`m a wannabe]

the fun of living in the "big apple"

[MamaBush]

Radar???......I never cared for that short little whiny ass mama's boy when he played on M*A*S*H.....hope you've grown up a little since then *smile*

[i`m a wannabe]

maybe thicker glasses and a bigger teddy bear

[MamaBush]

hahahaha

[zokah]

and only drinks "Grape knee-hi"
WTF is that anyway?

[MamaBush]

grape soda

[zokah]

tnx, but no thanks

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=zokah]and only drinks "Grape knee-hi"
WTF is that anyway?[/QUOTE]probably mixed with soju.:tard:



soju link http://landofsoju.netfirms.com/soju.htm

[zokah]

that only confirms my belief that mankind will ferment anything to have a drink.
Has there ever been a culture discovered that doesn't have some variant of local home brew? I'm sure even the Inuits have discovered a way to turn snow into booze :D

[Gnome]

Hmmmmm.........

If there was any snow nearby I'd give it a try.

Fermenting stuff, to me, is a sign of divine influence upon the affairs of this miserable sphere.
Zokah is correct, just about every civilization has some kind of beverage made from a fermentation process. I think the Inuit made something from fermented salmon roe.

BLECK!


And there is a technique in Africa that uses a nut from a tree, buffalo milk and utilizes baby poop to start it a bubblin'.


BLECK!



Beligian Lambics are spontaneously fermented from wild yeast and bacteria that are indiginous and specific to areas of the country just a few miles in size. So one Lambic is different from one 50 kilometers away, they just leave the lid off the fermenter till it starts a bubbling.

Numy!

[zokah]

The pacific islanders have the thing called Kavea(sp?) it's a plant root mixed with muddy water basically


it looks like mud




it tastes like mud




and it leaves you laying in the mud :D

[xen]

heya radar...if you're still around....

[Gnome]

I havn't ate mud (on purpose) since I was like 8 years old.

Mmmmm fermented mudroot stuff. With enough hops, mebe it would be alright...

[xen]

well there is plenty of mud where you live...so go nuts buddy :D

[Gnome]

Hmmm, maybe some of the mud at the local nudie bar on mud wrestling night :)

[xen]

:D :D :D

[zokah]

The girls might object to you licking it off gnomey. A supply of $10 bills might help

[Gnome]

and a good sturdy helmet for when the bouncer comes to toss me out :lol:

[zokah]

they've outlawed the dwarf throwing contests but it doesn't say anything about gnomes :D

[LTDunltd]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[xen]

happy birthday radar...hope you have a good 35th...

[xen]

[QUOTE=zokah]they've outlawed the dwarf throwing contests but it doesn't say anything about gnomes :D[/QUOTE]

teehee

[Gnome]

bwahaa. gnomes are a bit aerodynamic with our pointy ass hats. like Exocet missles.

[zokah]

If we tried it with you, you'd get all upset cos the targets are stacks of empty beer cans but you don't get to empty them first, we do :D

[xen]

hooray for emptying beer cans

[zokah]

thats my job!!!11

[xen]

i just thought i'd help you out....we can have our fill, then toss gnomey at the empties and then claim expenses from the Forumerz petty cash account....

[zokah]

I dunno, I'd need to check the stock levels :D

[Gnome]

canned beer is strickly for target practice anyways. :lol:

[LTDunltd]

*sets up 3 kegs to toss gnomey at*

[xen]

you didn't empty them out yet....zokie and I will help you out....

[Gnome]

ehehee gnome abuse. :hyper:

[zokah]

I thought it might have been kidney abuse

[xen]

we do not want to know what you do in your spare time gnomey....