New Poll

[wutangstan]

Do we need a new poll?

[zokah]

I dunno if xen does need a new pole, nor do I care

[xen]

weak stanley, even for you....

[Raven]

i know which one i'm voting for :D

[xen]

the BAN STANLEY option that I'm going to add?

[zokah]

if Ravvers is going to vote that way, and I know stan wouldn't vote in his own poll it appears that you've voted for the "xen is gaylord" option as well :D

[xen]

no i did not.

[zokah]

it's got the only 2 votes :D

[xen]

i can't see the results coz i haven't voted.

i could easily fix the results but meh...sticks and stones and all that crap

[zokah]

so can I :D

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]it's got the only 2 votes :D[/QUOTE][color=magenta]ya well, now I voted and I voted NO...so, don't go changing the fucking numbers Mister Numbnuts[/color]

[xen]

so if the nay's have it, I can delete this silly poll?

[zokah]

but the nays don't have it

[xen]

well i voted and from i can see, it's 2 nays and 0 yays

[zokah]

we better wait and see if anyone else wants to vote

[xen]

the nays still have it

[zokah]

so we don't need a new poll

[Sparticus]

heh, xenny is teh gaylord..........cuz i borrowed his butt plug

[MamaBush]

fucking bitch...that's MY butt plug


GIVE IT BACK





oh wait a minute....you didn't use it did you?

[zokah]

at least it makes a change that sparty is stealing xenrys buttplug and not my beer :D

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]fucking bitch...that's MY butt plug


GIVE IT BACK





oh wait a minute....you didn't use it did you?[/QUOTE]

i dunno if she used it or not, but i did see her licking it like it was a green popsicle...

[xen]

[QUOTE=zokah]at least it makes a change that sparty is stealing xenrys buttplug and not my beer :D[/QUOTE]


hmm...i'd forgotten that she was a beer-stealing wench...or perhaps that was coz she was under-age - Can't she legally buy her own beer now?

[zokah]

yeah, she can get us all drunk :D

[xen]

knowing her, she'd prolly steal our wallets

[zokah]

mines empty

[LTDunltd]

mine too



*removes debit card first*





I'll bring my rope so we can tie Sparty up first. ([size=1]that way we are grantee to get a few beers first):lol: [/size]

[Sparticus]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]fucking bitch...that's MY butt plug


GIVE IT BACK





oh wait a minute....you didn't use it did you?[/QUOTE]

no i just used it to soil my garden ;)

[Sparticus]

[QUOTE=zokah]at least it makes a change that sparty is stealing xenrys buttplug and not my beer :D[/QUOTE]


you see, i have to steal the beer first....so i can be drunk and stupid enough to use xenny's butt plug :D


and no im not old enough to buy beer, the age is 21 here, and 19 in canada.......and im only 18 you bastards:cry:

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Sparticus]no i just used it to soil my garden ;)[/QUOTE][color=magenta]ewwww.....you can keep it[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]I'm sure that garden that was soiled was your booty hole.....:mad: [/color]

[zokah]

more like ploughed :D

[i`m a wannabe]

next thing old macdonald and his farm animals will be dragged into this

[jazz]

eieio

[xen]

if it hurts so much jazz, quit letting wannabe do you in the a$$

[i`m a wannabe]

xenry loves to tell the noobs he has an a$$ fettish :p

[xen]

i have a fetish for mama's a$$

[i`m a wannabe]

and everyone else`s for that matter :p

[xen]

i have clearly stated what my fetish is.


anything further is either defamation or wishful thinking on your part

[i`m a wannabe]

wishful thinking .....not

[zokah]

[QUOTE=xen]i have clearly stated what my fetish is.


anything further is either defamation or wishful thinking on your part[/QUOTE]

except with the constant homophobic taunts , even to new members, you are confirming the validity of this poll and reinforcing that the result is correct!

[SIZE=7]XEN is Gaylord[/SIZE]

[xen]

well it is true if you take it in the right context.

Stanley was prolly referring to his nightly prayers where he was telling the lord what a bright and happy chap i am. Unfortunately, due to his poor grammer ( he's english you know), he inadvertently typed something that could be and was misconstrued by you lot.

[zokah]

Stan has never shown a strong religious affliction before and while it's true that the English have little understanding for english they do have great respect for royalty and the nobles. So I must consider the strong possibility that he was discussing Xen with the lord of the manner and included part of the conversation in the poll but with the typograpical errors of omitting a space, a comma, a letter and the apostrophe It should read
"Xen is gay, m'lord"

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]
"Xen is gay, m'lord"[/QUOTE]




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[color=#ff00ff]that made me laugh......:lol: [/color]

[xen]

et tu mama? :(

[wutangstan]

Suffice to say, you're all wrong, I have a fine understanding of the English language, I have no respect for nobility in any respect, and nor was I inferring that Xen is a gaylord, I was merely trying to ascertain as to wether anybody out there thought he was, knowing full well, I must admit, that I knew 2 of you would say in the affirmative before even asking.

And, I'd also like to apologise for the poll in the first place, in a moment of weakness, I thought it may actually be viewed as humourous, I didn't realise you'd all take it so seriously.

[zokah]

The only thing that has ever been taken seriously on this board was the coming of Karina

[wutangstan]

Well then that's ok, I sometimes find it difficult to tell when someone is genuinely unhappy with something I have said, or is just messing around.

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]et tu mama? :([/QUOTE][color=magenta]oh honey....it's okay[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]I think you're the sexiest mother fucker around these here parts.....:kiss: [/color]

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=wutangstan]Well then that's ok, I sometimes find it difficult to tell when someone is genuinely unhappy with something I have said, or is just messing around.[/QUOTE]


you have your right to express your views and i have to right to laugh at anything posted in this forum if its expressed as being serious :lol::lol::lol:

[xen]

that makes sense...

[zokah]

there's gotta be a first time for everything :D

[i`m a wannabe]

almost ...not always

[zokah]

well, that'd be a first :D

[i`m a wannabe]

maybe this could be the forums of firsts

[zokah]

nah, it's already been done

[wutangstan]

Well, this is the first time I've posted in this thread today, so that's another first.

[xen]

if raven had his way, this would be the Forum of Fist(ing)s

[i`m a wannabe]

funny how arcane dont post anymore....maybe she has become the crash test dummy for ravers fist(ing)s

[xen]

c'est possible

[zokah]

Arc has always been a come'n'go poster depending on when she could escape the dungeon

[xen]

i guess she should have learnt by now that if she wants to come, she has to go (elsewhere)

[MamaBush]

ha.....I KNOW HOW SHE FEELS



*hint hint*

[xen]

:(

u don't need to go anywhere else babe

[MamaBush]

then...........TAKE CARE OF MY NEEDS DAMMIT

[xen]

/waits for mama to get home from work to give her the full xen experience..

[MamaBush]

promises promises......hmmm, do tell what the FULL XEN EXPERIENCE encompasses

[xen]

i'll just wait till you get home and then I'll SHOW you

[MamaBush]

okay...been home for a long time now......STILL WAITING

[xen]

but i'm at work now :(

[zokah]

when do the matadors make their entry? The livestock is starting to make the place smell bad

[MamaBush]

BITE MY ASS ZOKAH.....ya

[zokah]

you are getting desparate for some e-action but no I won't :p

[MamaBush]

"e-action?"........I don't get it.


and, I got action in all of my major holes tonight......feeling quite sore in a very good way *grins*

[zokah]

e-action = cybersex.
I'm :D that your sexual tensions have be dealt with

[MamaBush]

ahhhh e-action....I get it now...thanks


hell, my sexual tensions have been getting dealt with a lot lately.....I shouldn't be tense at all for a long ass time to come

[xen]

see, i told ya you'd love the xen experience..:D

[zokah]

wot? not getting anything is the xen experience? She's been whinging for weeks now

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]ahhhh e-action....I get it now...thanks


hell, my sexual tensions have been getting dealt with a lot lately.....I shouldn't be tense at all for a long ass time to come[/QUOTE]

( to zokie ) that my good friend is what the xen experience is all about

[zokah]

doctors can help you solve that problem I'm told, just go easy on the purple pills

[MamaBush]

Xen doesn't need the little purple pill.....how much are you paying for them Zokah?

[zokah]

I got no idea as to the cost of them cos I've only sorta tried it once and then it was already mixed with some speed - it's called Phanta here

[MamaBush]

damn man....viagra and speed mixed together


sounds like a dangerous mixture to me

[xen]

aren't viagra pills blue?

[MamaBush]

yes they are my dear

[xen]

but u and zokie were talking about a purple pill and then he said he mixed it with some speed and then you said viagra + speed .....

Me is confused :(

[zokah]

I was told thats what the mixture was and it certainly had the effects I knew I get from the goey and what I expected from the viagra, but the mixture had been repacked in a capsule so I didn't actually see it.
It only goes to show I have no idea what viagra looks like but xenny is familiar with it :D

[xen]

yes, i make an effort to be well-informed. Just because I don't use or need it doesn't mean i don't have to know about it.

So you continue to wallow in your ignorance and flaccidity. But remember, real men aren't afraid of asking for help.

[MamaBush]

that's right, real men AREN'T afraid


I give tons of credit to men who admit they may need some help in that department...as long as their flaccid state isn't cause by illegal drugs or alcohol.

[zokah]

the problem with booze and weed is both make me horny. Booze can make me tired very soon after I'm no longer horny while weed makes me wanna eat something which usually makes me horny again

[xen]

cigarettes seem to make me horny.

I'm trying to quit by the way...funny how i started out as a social smoker and now i'm upto 2 packs a week trying to quit....any of you who don't smoke but doubt the addictive powers of teh ciggie - BEWARE!!!

You still a non-smoker stanley?

[wutangstan]

Indeed I am, 4 months or so now, I had a tiny tiny lapse one night out on the lash with me mates,that was about 5 weeks ago but I haven't had any more since and I consider myself completely cured. ( but then, never say never, if I find out I've only got 6 months left or something, I'm staright back on 'em.)

[MamaBush]

God, I wish I could give them damned cancer sticks up..I am able to go a long time without smoking (well, long for me since I smoke about a pack a day) if I'm kept busy.

Example: When I'm with "A", who can't stand the smell of cigarettes, and we're busy (if ya know what I mean), I don't even think about smoking. When I'm bored, I smoke. "D" only smokes when he's with me...both ciggies and the wacky tobaccy...otherwise, he's able to go days without lighting up...(guess I'm a bad influence on him, huh?)

[zokah]

I can go hours without thinking of a smoke when I'm surfing but when I'm on dry land it's minutes and if I'm drinking in company I virtually chainsmoke

[wutangstan]

Let me tell you, and you hear this a hundred times I know, but if you really want to, you will. Givng up is easy. You just have to not smoke, 2 weeks and you'll be there.

[zokah]

yep, but that would mean 2 weeks without beer or sex

[wutangstan]

But, if you give up, potentially many more years of beer and sex, and what's 2 weeks of denial for potentially years more of pleasure?
I know you could get run over by a bus tomorrow etc etc blah blah blah.

[xen]

[QUOTE=wutangstan]Indeed I am, 4 months or so now, I had a tiny tiny lapse one night out on the lash with me mates,that was about 5 weeks ago but I haven't had any more since and I consider myself completely cured. ( but then, never say never, if I find out I've only got 6 months left or something, I'm staright back on 'em.)[/QUOTE]

well done stanley :thumbup: