Pick a God

[wutangstan]

Fed up with the God your Parents chose for you? Maybe you chose it yourself?
Your God not performing how you want? Not answering your prayers?
The solution is here! choose another one, pick any God you like from chinese to mesopotamian!
http://www.godchecker.com/

[LTDunltd]

couldn't find my god, but here is a pic of me praying to my goddess.

http://www.picvault.info/images/127177_cun.gif

[Raven]

zeus?

[zokah]

I have no inclination to change from my current god, DIONYSUS (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/greek-mythology.php?deity=DIONYSUS) :D


DIONYSUS made two exciting discoveries. 1) How to make wine. 2) How to make orgasms

so what has your god given to the world?

[xen]

what???? No Indian Gods? pffttt...India has more gods than the rest of those places put togehter :lol:

[zokah]

but can any compare to the mighty Dionysus?

[wutangstan]

Well, I'm going for this one as my god, pretty much sorted with this I believe.
HUN-HUNAHPU: God of Fertility and Football, also known as God S. S is for Sport! A wizard of the dribble, he was unfortunate enough to come up against XIBALBA (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=XIBALBA), the Underworld Team, in the Cup Final.



It all started when he was playing football with his sons HUN-BATZ (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=HUN-BATZ) and HUN-CHOEN (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=HUN-CHOEN), with brother VUCUB-HUNAHPU (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=VUCUB-HUNAHPU) in goal. They made such a noise shouting to each other "pass it this way" and "get into him sonny" and "that ball was never off-side" that they disturbed the Underworld beneath the field.

VUCUB-CAQUIX (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=VUCUB-CAQUIX), Lord of the Underworld, was very irate and sent messengers summoning HUN-HUNAHPU (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=HUN-HUNAHPU) and his brother to the Underworld Cup Final. Along the way there were many dangerous intelligence tests which, being more brawn than brain, they failed miserably. But more humiliation was to come when the XIBALBA (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=XIBALBA) Team walked onto the field.

Their star player VUCUB-CAQUIX (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=VUCUB-CAQUIX) bent the rules and cut off HUN-HUNAHPU (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=HUN-HUNAHPU)'s head. The referee didn't like to say anything or even admit to being there. And who can blame him?

VUCUB-CAQUIX (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=VUCUB-CAQUIX) hung the head on a calabash tree. One day an Underworld lass called XQUIC (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=XQUIC) fancied a calabash and picked what was left of HUN-HUNAHPU (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=HUN-HUNAHPU) by mistake.

Game to the last, he managed to pass some sacred spittle into her hand. We did say he was wizard of the dribble.

XQUIC (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=XQUIC) must have swallowed because she gave birth to HUNAHPU (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=HUNAHPU) and XBALANQUE (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=XBALANQUE), otherwise known as the HERO-TWINS (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mayan-mythology.php?deity=HERO-TWINS).