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lickateesplit
07-14-2005, 06:15 AM
http://www.zippyvideos.com/205595241608435.html

lickateesplit
07-14-2005, 06:15 AM
http://www.signaturewebdesign.com/Garbage_Man_Sonata.mpg

lickateesplit
07-14-2005, 06:17 AM
http://www.zippyvideos.com/212789358417925.html

lickateesplit
07-14-2005, 06:21 AM
Song beer run dedicated to Zokah http://red.mynethost.com/~usr128156/Music/Beer_run.mp3

lickateesplit
07-14-2005, 06:29 AM
http://red.mynethost.com/~usr128156/Vids/antena1wheel.mpeg

LTDunltd
07-14-2005, 05:33 PM
[QUOTE=lickateesplit]http://www.zippyvideos.com/205595241608435.html[/QUOTE]:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

zokah
07-15-2005, 02:34 AM
some good stuff :D :D

Sparticus
07-15-2005, 09:26 AM
[QUOTE=lickateesplit]http://www.zippyvideos.com/205595241608435.html[/QUOTE]

ohh yeah baby.....got to get me one of those for teh ma77

MamaBush
07-15-2005, 07:22 PM
[color=magenta]I thought this was a cute commercial.....no way in hell would they ever air this in the United States......damn those Puritans :p [/color]



http://www.kaktuz.com/redirect.php?id=1742

xen
07-16-2005, 01:54 AM
hehehe

lickateesplit
07-16-2005, 04:05 AM
Pretty good mamabush:D

zokah
07-17-2005, 03:38 AM
I like ladies that can show some control :D

[SIZE=1]right click/save as[/SIZE]

Example 1 (http://www.bulletinboardforum.com/private/bouncy_bouncy.wmv)

Example 2 (http://www.bulletinboardforum.com/private/chicken_booty.wmv)

lickateesplit
07-17-2005, 04:44 AM
Dam zokah, there both good but that second one, what a job she'ld do riding a dick.:p

zokah
07-17-2005, 05:53 AM
I'm searching for her doing HC now ;)

Sparticus
07-22-2005, 08:42 AM
okay the first, one , a little scary for my taste in b00bies, and the second one.....she's got some junk in her trunk...(might wanna have that looked at)

xen
07-23-2005, 01:21 AM
u wanna take a closer look at the junk in her trunk?

lickateesplit
07-23-2005, 03:24 AM
Taste in boobies, I'm beginning to wonder about this girl Sparticus ;)

zokah
07-23-2005, 04:53 AM
she's prolly experimenting with her sexuality. I'm sure if she posted vids we'd be able to give her a better insight

lickateesplit
07-23-2005, 10:48 AM
Cute puppies clip http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/puppy_sabotage.asp

xen
07-23-2005, 06:27 PM
hehe..that's quite out of character for you licky but them puppies shore woz cute

zokah
07-24-2005, 03:48 AM
:lol:

but now teh missus and CC are scared

LTDunltd
07-24-2005, 05:50 AM
why did I know to mute my speakers???:mad:

zokah
07-24-2005, 07:06 AM
did corbin like it? :lol:

LTDunltd
07-24-2005, 08:16 AM
he was still asleep in the other room

Sparticus
07-24-2005, 05:10 PM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]why did I know to mute my speakers???:mad:[/QUOTE]

yeah, me being the dumb one i am, turned them up right before....



thank you, i soiled myself

zokah
07-24-2005, 10:02 PM
more for the garden :D

lickateesplit
07-25-2005, 03:26 AM
I sent the puppy link out as an email to friends and family, got a reply back this morning from an old school chum "Thanks you fucking son of a bitch, I spilled my drink into the keyboard but the labs were cute". I'm always glad to brighten someones day.:D

i`m a wannabe
07-25-2005, 03:38 AM
a productive day is measured by the amount of insults that are returned :D

xen
07-26-2005, 01:24 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

i`m a wannabe
07-26-2005, 01:49 AM
thats why xenry is here ...to make his day productive :D

xen
07-26-2005, 01:50 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lickateesplit
07-29-2005, 06:42 AM
Blonde Gazelle http://www.signaturewebdesign.com/blondegazelle.wmv

zokah
07-30-2005, 02:33 AM
rofflez

lickateesplit
08-04-2005, 04:06 AM
What we got to put up with in the US http://www.michaelhodges.com/stuff/funny/2008cc1.swf

zokah
08-05-2005, 01:34 AM
for once I agree with dubya

xen
08-05-2005, 07:54 PM
tee hee

MamaBush
08-10-2005, 05:49 PM
[QUOTE=xen]tee hee[/QUOTE][color=magenta]you need to bring that "tee hee" on over here and take care of business mister :) [/color]

xen
08-11-2005, 01:24 AM
YES MA'AM!!!!

/goes over and ravishes mama!!

MamaBush
08-11-2005, 07:16 AM
okay...what gives?


I was waiting to be ravished by you, and you didn't show up.....*&%$#(%&$*

zokah
08-12-2005, 01:28 AM
he found something more important.............discussing cricket with stan :D

MamaBush
08-12-2005, 03:28 AM
fucking shit.....total fucking shit

zokah
08-12-2005, 04:26 AM
thats what I'm saying cos I'm listening to the game

xen
08-13-2005, 01:25 AM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]okay...what gives?


I was waiting to be ravished by you, and you didn't show up.....*&%$#(%&$*[/QUOTE]


I think i went to the wrong house....the 18 hour flight got me all confused and shit....


anyhoo, what say we get it on right here, right now???

/hidden speakers start playing " Let's get it on"

MamaBush
08-13-2005, 03:25 AM
ooo.....MARVIN GAYE. How about having the hidden speakers play "sexual healing?"...that's my favorite Marvin Gaye song...brings back fantastic memories of days gone by with the only man I've ever truly loved...*sighs*

xen
08-13-2005, 05:51 PM
hey!! Sexual healing is one my favs too...but i'm more into the version by maximillion

I chose let's get it on coz of it's popularity in romantic scenes in da moofies...

MamaBush
08-13-2005, 08:04 PM
mmmmm..okay.

Never heard any version besides Marvin's version of Sexual Healing.....gonna have to check it out.



wanna go see a moofie with me?....my treat!

xen
08-13-2005, 08:19 PM
it was a big hit in the 90's -A more upbeat and dancier version of the original.


Sure I'll go for a movie, I've been wanting to see Charlie and the chocolate factory ...

MamaBush
08-13-2005, 08:23 PM
oh....I was thinking more on the lines of Skeleton Key



how's about we see one this weekend, and another next weekend? OH, and I'm on vacation until next Friday...we can hook up inbetween times as well...I'll keep my calendar open just for you

xen
08-13-2005, 08:27 PM
Peeping Thongs (http://www.askmen.com/video/aug08_aug12/aug08_peeping_thongs.html) anyone? :D

xen
08-13-2005, 08:29 PM
Is that you God? (http://users.pandora.be/bastos/PureeSoiree%202005/Is%20that%20you%20God.wmv) - Old but funneh! :lol:

xen
08-13-2005, 08:33 PM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]oh....I was thinking more on the lines of Skeleton Key



how's about we see one this weekend, and another next weekend? OH, and I'm on vacation until next Friday...we can hook up inbetween times as well...I'll keep my calendar open just for you[/QUOTE]

Kewl!!! :)

It's gonna be so much fun!!!!

MamaBush
08-14-2005, 08:15 AM
The peeping thongs won't play for me.....maybe it's because it's from a male site, and it somehow knows I'm not a male.

zokah
08-14-2005, 09:08 PM
[QUOTE=xen]Is that you God? (http://users.pandora.be/bastos/PureeSoiree%202005/Is%20that%20you%20God.wmv)[/QUOTE]

no, it's not but I'd just like to say "Thank you, Jesus!" (http://ryoni.com/media/alil.wmv)

MamaBush
08-14-2005, 09:32 PM
THIEF

zokah
08-15-2005, 02:40 AM
yep, I 1st found it on another site, then saw it had been stolen and posted on the GG frontpage and I posted it @ compounds b4 this

MamaBush
08-15-2005, 07:35 AM
AND....it was posted in the GG forum as well

xen
08-15-2005, 07:59 PM
what movie is that clip from?

zokah
08-16-2005, 02:49 AM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]AND....it was posted in the GG forum as well[/QUOTE]
prolly agter it made the FP.
xenny, I have no idea

lickateesplit
08-26-2005, 12:00 PM
Utlimate Transformer http://www.sigweb.com/car_1.wmv

lickateesplit
08-26-2005, 12:02 PM
Young and dumb. http://www.sigweb.com/funny/crazycomp.wmv

lickateesplit
08-26-2005, 12:05 PM
Fishing http://www.zippyvideos.com/103270847856035.html

zokah
08-27-2005, 01:53 AM
[QUOTE=lickateesplit]Young and dumb. http://www.sigweb.com/funny/crazycomp.wmv[/QUOTE]



:lol: :lol: me like pwn4g3 vids :lol: :lol:

LTDunltd
08-27-2005, 04:57 PM
[QUOTE=lickateesplit]Fishing http://www.zippyvideos.com/103270847856035.html[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




damn 5 letter limit:mad:

i`m a wannabe
08-28-2005, 03:55 AM
come on ltd you need to be creative in 5 letter words :p

xen
08-28-2005, 06:28 AM
u mean like FUCKU?

lickateesplit
08-28-2005, 11:51 AM
Getting Computer mouse to work http://www.zippyvideos.com/139726379944205/newmouse/

xen
08-28-2005, 05:52 PM
linky no worky

zokah
08-28-2005, 08:13 PM
uuuuummmmmmmmmmmm I guess.........






http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=755&stc=1


it works for me :D

LTDunltd
08-29-2005, 02:13 PM
maybe he's using his mouse wrong:D

xen
08-29-2005, 09:54 PM
must have been the chinese connection.....anyhoo back in hk and will check it out

i`m a wannabe
08-30-2005, 02:53 AM
xen is always doing it wrong

lickateesplit
09-03-2005, 04:42 AM
Here's an interactive jigsaw puzzle, something a little different. http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf

xen
09-03-2005, 06:14 PM
nice!!

MamaBush
09-03-2005, 08:59 PM
[size=6][color=magenta]I HATE PUZZLES :mad: [/color][/size]

xen
09-03-2005, 10:07 PM
why??

zokah
09-04-2005, 01:48 AM
cos she couldn't finish making one

wutangstan
09-04-2005, 01:52 AM
[QUOTE=lickateesplit]Here's an interactive jigsaw puzzle, something a little different. http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf[/QUOTE]

That's cool, anymore of them?

lickateesplit
09-04-2005, 04:15 AM
[QUOTE=wutangstan]That's cool, anymore of them?[/QUOTE] No sorry, my father sent it to me in an email yesterday and he can't remember who sent it to him.

MamaBush
09-04-2005, 07:09 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]cos she couldn't finish making one[/QUOTE][color=magenta]oh shut up. :D [/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]I've never liked puzzles...I just don't have the patience to sit there and try to piece those fuckers together....never did, and probably never will[/color]

zokah
09-04-2005, 09:42 PM
this 1 is so simple but it's well made all the same. I'm going to disassemble it and see if I can change the image and still get it to work

xen
09-06-2005, 01:58 AM
love parade in budapest (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/30876/love_parade_in_budapest,_hungary/GMarik)

zokah
09-06-2005, 02:48 AM
enjoyable, but not funny :D

LTDunltd
09-06-2005, 05:32 AM
[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]oh shut up. :D [/color]



[color=#ff00ff]I've never liked puzzles...I just don't have the patience to sit there and try to piece those fuckers together....never did, and probably never will[/color][/QUOTE]Mama, made you a puzzle just for you:D




[size=4]Attention!!!! guys if your not ghey, DON”T LOOK!!!

[/size]

lickateesplit
09-06-2005, 02:20 PM
Fox Hat http://www.zippyvideos.com/2231696021027056/foxhat/

zokah
09-07-2005, 01:25 AM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]Mama, made you a puzzle just for you:D




[size=4]Attention!!!! guys if your not ghey, DON”T LOOK!!!

[/size][/QUOTE]

waits for xen to tell me what it is

xen
09-07-2005, 02:04 AM
something that non-ghey's don't look at, so we'll both have to wait till p'mahn shows up eh? or maybe wannabe could tell us too

xen
09-07-2005, 02:25 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]enjoyable, but not funny :D[/QUOTE]

ok, try this (http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=128&mode=thread&order=0&thold=-1)

xen
09-07-2005, 02:26 AM
not funny but shure is purty (http://media.putfile.com/chinese_hands/original)

MamaBush
09-07-2005, 03:22 AM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]Mama, made you a puzzle just for you:D




[size=4]Attention!!!! guys if your not ghey, DON”T LOOK!!!

[/size][/QUOTE][color=magenta]a two piece puzzle???......what you think, I'm retarded or sumpin???[/color]

zokah
09-07-2005, 04:40 AM
do you REALLY want us to answer that :lol:

LTDunltd
09-07-2005, 05:00 AM
[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]a two piece puzzle???......what you think, I'm retarded or sumpin???[/color][/QUOTE]no, I just figured you would enjoy the puzzle and it not take a lot of your time to finish it...

xen
09-07-2005, 06:00 PM
[QUOTE=zokah]do you REALLY want us to answer that :lol:[/QUOTE]


u shut yo mouf

zokah
09-08-2005, 01:10 AM
:p :p

lickateesplit
09-11-2005, 05:43 AM
http://www.atomfilms.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=cant_afford_gas&pr

lickateesplit
09-11-2005, 05:53 AM
Men in coats, funny stuff. http://www.koreus.com/files/200505/men-in-coats.html

zokah
09-11-2005, 09:16 PM
for this place it should be "Men in white coats"

xen
09-12-2005, 10:30 PM
[QUOTE=lickateesplit]Men in coats, funny stuff. http://www.koreus.com/files/200505/men-in-coats.html[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:

i`m a wannabe
09-12-2005, 11:35 PM
[QUOTE=zokah]for this place it should be "Men in white coats"[/QUOTE]



they have only managed to take one so far and that is pmahn

zokah
09-13-2005, 01:52 AM
I saw him lurking here and compounds the other day, he does take his mod duties seriously

i`m a wannabe
09-13-2005, 04:57 AM
if he is lurking he is sherking his responsibilities

xen
09-14-2005, 01:45 AM
the mods have responsibilities?

zokah
09-14-2005, 04:28 AM
yeah, it's your turn to restock the bar in the mods lounge

Sparticus
09-14-2005, 01:25 PM
[QUOTE=lickateesplit]Young and dumb. http://www.sigweb.com/funny/crazycomp.wmv[/QUOTE]

omg, i f*ing died at the PWNage......fat one..heheh

xen
09-15-2005, 12:34 AM
hello you

i`m a wannabe
09-15-2005, 12:56 AM
and sparticus has returned again briefly....for air?

wutangstan
09-15-2005, 01:19 AM
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!!! There goes Sparty!! Did you see her?!!

xen
09-15-2005, 01:20 AM
yep, she was streaking

zokah
09-15-2005, 01:41 AM
Matt must be off the nest for a night :D

xen
09-15-2005, 01:44 AM
:lol: :lol:

Sparticus
09-16-2005, 04:36 PM
you will be plesed to be informed that i now own a brand new computer, so along with college and really great sex, i hopefully will be post whoreing

Sparticus
09-16-2005, 04:47 PM
[color=lime]http://www.humoraddict.com/funnyvideos_25.shtml[/color] (http://www.humoraddict.com/funnyvideos_25.shtml)


smelly

Sparticus
09-16-2005, 04:48 PM
[color=royalblue]http://www.humoraddict.com/funnyvideos_24.shtml[/color] (http://www.humoraddict.com/funnyvideos_24.shtml)

sticky

Sparticus
09-16-2005, 05:04 PM
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=12794


go penis go penis go go go penis

zokah
09-17-2005, 01:05 AM
I'm glad to hear it all now you can use the new computer to tell us all about collegebut don't post vids of the great sex




















just email them to me :D

xen
09-17-2005, 01:25 AM
tsk tsk zokie

zokah
09-17-2005, 03:55 AM
you didn't ask cos you know she won't send them to you. I'm sure she remembers all the times I've let her raid my beerfridge

LTDunltd
09-17-2005, 05:42 AM
[QUOTE=Sparticus]http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=12794


go penis go penis go go go penis[/QUOTE]:lol:

xen
09-17-2005, 08:07 PM
w3rd ltd

i`m a wannabe
09-17-2005, 08:41 PM
[QUOTE=Sparticus]you will be plesed to be informed that i now own a brand new computer, so along with college and really great sex, i hopefully will be post whoreing[/QUOTE]


sex and postwhoring all in the same post....lmao :lol:

xen
09-17-2005, 09:32 PM
hehe :D

i`m a wannabe
09-18-2005, 07:40 AM
which one will suffer with the new pc

LTDunltd
09-18-2005, 09:32 AM
still waiting for the "post whoreing"

zokah
09-18-2005, 08:32 PM
I'm still waiting for the vid

xen
09-21-2005, 07:26 PM
i'm just waiting

wutangstan
09-22-2005, 01:30 AM
I thought you were xen?

xen
09-22-2005, 01:31 AM
that i am

zokah
09-22-2005, 01:52 AM
are you sure?

xen
09-22-2005, 01:55 AM
yessir

zokah
09-22-2005, 03:09 AM
thats alright then

xen
09-22-2005, 03:28 AM
'k :)

wutangstan
09-22-2005, 08:28 AM
Then who's way ting? Is he a friend of yours?

xen
09-22-2005, 06:15 PM
it isn't a person. it was something i was doing...as in I was just waiting to see what happens.

of course, the " to see what happens " was implied. I thought most people would have sufficient brain cells to pick up on that...

zokah
09-23-2005, 01:06 AM
it is stan you're reffering to :p

xen
09-23-2005, 01:46 AM
indeed

i`m a wannabe
09-25-2005, 01:09 AM
thats what happens with too many chooks close by ...brain cells evaporate :lol:

xen
09-27-2005, 01:57 AM
looks like you might be missing quite a few yourself wannabe :D

i`m a wannabe
09-28-2005, 06:30 AM
[QUOTE=xen]looks like you might be missing quite a few yourself wannabe :D[/QUOTE]


aint any where near chooks so i`m ok :p

zokah
09-29-2005, 01:51 AM
so there's none loose in the top paddock huh?

xen
09-29-2005, 02:17 AM
there's just no telling with wannabe...

wutangstan
09-30-2005, 01:06 AM
Jeebus, I had no idea chickens could cause brain cells to evaporate, That's gotta be worth something to the military, information like that must be worth a shitload of money.:tard:

zokah
09-30-2005, 01:41 AM
if thats true wouldn't anyone working with them be brainless?

where are you working now stan? :p

i`m a wannabe
09-30-2005, 04:04 AM
lights on everyone is home :p

wutangstan
09-30-2005, 10:49 AM
Well, there are 2 theories here, 1: That Wannabes theory is true and I have no brain.
Or 2: (and most likely) Wannabe is wrong, and I do indeed still have a brain, unless all my motor functions are being controlled by some bizarre outside force. Maybe even giant alien chickens intent on taking over our world by evaporating our brain cells with their midget cousins.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

xen
09-30-2005, 06:15 PM
i was almost buying theory no. 2 till you started with all the alien chicken shit

wutangstan
09-30-2005, 11:13 PM
Well you never know.

zokah
10-01-2005, 01:52 AM
toss a coin?

zokah
10-01-2005, 02:02 AM
not a clip but damn funny, it's supposed to be MP3 but opened in quicktime for me

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/todaytoday/listen/mp3s/granny.mp3

zokah
10-01-2005, 02:34 AM
but this is a vid (http://www.uniquepeek.com/fusion_pages/index.php?page_id=203) and it's fun :D

i`m a wannabe
10-02-2005, 08:39 AM
thats good boob control

xen
10-04-2005, 02:00 AM
w3rd!

zokah
10-04-2005, 03:38 AM
what would you do for money? (http://www.wimp.com/money/)
It's funnily gross or should that be grossly funny, well just watch it and you'll see what I mean

xen
10-06-2005, 01:21 AM
that is disturbingly gross.....

is it true tho? Everybody's got their price?

zokah
10-06-2005, 01:57 AM
no it's not true
despite everytrhing you've offered me you still ain't getting close to my butt

xen
10-07-2005, 01:43 AM
ask a serious question...get a zokie answer...:rolleyes:

zokah
10-07-2005, 02:41 AM
well whats your price to take it up the butt?


no, I'm not trying to buy it

xen
10-07-2005, 05:56 PM
i dunno, a million us$ perhaps...

zokah
10-08-2005, 01:16 AM
hhhhmmmm, so you'll sell your ass now all you need to do is reach an agreement with piano as to the price

xen
10-08-2005, 01:42 AM
i knew that was coming

i`m a wannabe
10-08-2005, 03:42 AM
[QUOTE=xen]i knew that was coming[/QUOTE]



then why create the opportunity

zokah
10-08-2005, 05:14 AM
true dat
maybe he is trying to get piano to actually make an offer?

LTDunltd
10-08-2005, 05:31 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]true dat
maybe he is trying to get piano to actually make an offer?[/QUOTE]:lol:

xen
10-08-2005, 06:01 PM
:lol: :lol:

actually i was to stir up some interesting conversation. but you peeps seem blissfully happy in your own ignorance and gheyness.

zokah
10-08-2005, 10:19 PM
it was you that said your a$$ is for sale

xen
10-09-2005, 12:50 AM
nope i never said that...i was just asking if it's true that everyone had a price

zokah
10-09-2005, 12:56 AM
[QUOTE=xen]nope i never said that...i was just asking if it's true that everyone had a price[/QUOTE]

:scared:


[QUOTE=xen]i dunno, a million us$ perhaps...[/QUOTE]

:p

xen
10-09-2005, 01:16 AM
i'm just saying that in the real world, if some one paid me a million to take it up the pooper, i'd consider it...sure beats the hell out of getting sued twice a year :p

LTDunltd
10-09-2005, 02:03 AM
that may be true for you, but there's no amount of money that will open my chocolate star fish for no man lovin

xen
10-09-2005, 02:26 AM
k so how much would it take to get u to eat a sausage out of hte midget's a$$?

zokah
10-09-2005, 06:03 AM
wasn't it $900?

xen
10-11-2005, 12:30 AM
was that ltd??? :D

zokah
10-11-2005, 01:25 AM
quite possibly, didn't the guy have a big black dog with him?

i`m a wannabe
10-11-2005, 05:38 AM
and the dog had a blue collar too

LTDunltd
10-11-2005, 07:24 PM
*quickly changes the dogcollor to red and dies Corbin's fur green*

Nope not me, I don't need no sausage, I have this for dinner
http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=786&stc=1

zokah
10-12-2005, 01:36 AM
damn, is that trout, salmon or what?

LTDunltd
10-12-2005, 03:28 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]damn, is that trout, salmon or what?[/QUOTE]Salmon, 36in/91cm & 22.5lbs/10Kg

zokah
10-12-2005, 03:39 AM
BBQ+beer= :D

lickateesplit
10-13-2005, 04:26 AM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]*quickly changes the dogcollor to red and dies Corbin's fur green*

Nope not me, I don't need no sausage, I have this for dinner
http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=786&stc=1[/QUOTE] What's that a river run king?

i`m a wannabe
10-13-2005, 04:26 AM
beer first food after

MamaBush
10-13-2005, 03:37 PM
[QUOTE=xen]i'm just saying that in the real world, if some one paid me a million to take it up the pooper, i'd consider it...sure beats the hell out of getting sued twice a year :p[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Can I toss your salad for free??? :kiss: [/color]

zokah
10-14-2005, 01:55 AM
he's got a good lawyer at least

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=790&stc=1

i`m a wannabe
10-15-2005, 08:38 AM
maybe lawyers need that in their recption area

Sparticus
10-15-2005, 10:54 AM
Here ya go mama, so it doesnt hurt, then it would be like free money.....

zokah
10-15-2005, 08:53 PM
it appears like someone has tried it and didn't like it ;)

xen
10-15-2005, 09:24 PM
[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]Can I toss your salad for free??? :kiss: [/color][/QUOTE]

only if i can toss yours too :kiss:

xen
10-15-2005, 09:25 PM
[QUOTE=zokah]he's got a good lawyer at least

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=790&stc=1[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:

xen
10-15-2005, 09:27 PM
[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]maybe lawyers need that in their recption area[/QUOTE]

they don't need to...they jerk you around and fuck you up the ass anyway..

bastids :mad:

LTDunltd
10-16-2005, 04:11 AM
[QUOTE=lickateesplit]What's that a river run king?[/QUOTE]yes, there's a spot about 30 miles up river that the salmon hold up before they make a run up the channel at my feet. It's 3 smaller ones, together about 10 ft across and 5 - 7 feet deep.

lickateesplit
10-29-2005, 05:02 PM
Blondestar http://red.mynethost.com/~usr128156/Music/blondestar.mp3

wutangstan
10-30-2005, 01:45 AM
LOL, is that for real?

LTDunltd
10-30-2005, 04:57 PM
[QUOTE=wutangstan]LOL, is that for real?[/QUOTE]for you, Yes it is...:lol:

lickateesplit
10-31-2005, 02:33 AM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]for you, Yes it is...:lol:[/QUOTE] This post made me laugh more than the clip. :lol:

i`m a wannabe
10-31-2005, 02:45 AM
lmao keys are in the ignition

MamaBush
10-31-2005, 05:57 AM
[QUOTE=wutangstan]LOL, is that for real?[/QUOTE][color=magenta]oh for shit's sake.....ARE YOU BLONDE???[/color]

MamaBush
10-31-2005, 06:15 AM
[color=magenta]Wish Xen would open one of these shops :D [/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/109-signprank.htm

i`m a wannabe
11-01-2005, 01:44 AM
question is...is he capable of giving a complete service :p

zokah
11-01-2005, 02:00 AM
You already said what he'd say

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]lmao keys are in the ignition[/QUOTE]

xen
11-01-2005, 03:20 AM
That's ok, most of the regulars have already seen it now

JBox
11-02-2005, 03:42 PM
[QUOTE=lickateesplit]http://www.zippyvideos.com/205595241608435.html[/QUOTE
beer is good

LTDunltd
11-02-2005, 06:00 PM
[QUOTE=JBox][QUOTE=lickateesplit]http://www.zippyvideos.com/205595241608435.html[/QUOTE
beer is good[/QUOTE]Welcome JBox:wavey:

zokah
11-02-2005, 06:41 PM
hi Jbox. I totally agree with your comment :D

xen
11-03-2005, 03:14 AM
hello jbox

lickateesplit
11-04-2005, 11:38 AM
Take the cool person test http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm

wutangstan
11-04-2005, 12:26 PM
It's broken.^:)

xen
11-04-2005, 09:47 PM
ahem...yeah that's right...broken


/whistles innocently

zokah
11-04-2005, 11:55 PM
Then you better retry it so you can tell me when it's fixed

xen
11-05-2005, 01:25 AM
meh, i've got other things to do

MamaBush
11-05-2005, 04:06 AM
yes you do

i`m a wannabe
11-05-2005, 02:17 PM
[QUOTE=xen]meh, i've got other things to do[/QUOTE]


he needs to concerntrate on his post whoring to try to claim the top spot

xen
11-05-2005, 06:32 PM
i don't want to claim top spot...I'm happy right here behind mama's behind

zokah
11-05-2005, 07:26 PM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]yes you do[/QUOTE]

True dat!!!!111
there is a hell of a lot of mess that needs cleaning up around here and it's your job!

xen
11-05-2005, 08:47 PM
my job is to take caer of mama's need

the rest of you can clean up your own messes...

i`m a wannabe
11-06-2005, 12:24 AM
your the creator of the mess hence your responsibility to clean it up

LTDunltd
11-06-2005, 05:57 AM
[QUOTE=xen]meh, i've got other things to do[/QUOTE]yep he does
gotta mush that cheese to go in the jar:lol:

wutangstan
11-06-2005, 06:09 AM
Potted cheese. Yeughhhh.

i`m a wannabe
11-06-2005, 08:30 PM
it must be a HK thing

xen
11-07-2005, 06:27 PM
must be

i`m a wannabe
11-07-2005, 11:43 PM
is this to mask some of the tastes in chinese food

xen
11-08-2005, 12:09 AM
probably....chop suey with cream cheese anyone?

i`m a wannabe
11-08-2005, 11:08 PM
i thought that was called sum stray kat

MamaBush
11-09-2005, 07:02 AM
[QUOTE=xen]probably....chop suey with cream cheese anyone?[/QUOTE][color=magenta]I'd like an order of chop suey covered in your own special sauce if you don't mind :p [/color]

wutangstan
11-09-2005, 08:37 AM
A friend of mine went to an 'authentic' chinese in London the other day, reckoned it was the most disgusting shite he'd ever tasted. Opinions? All I'm used to is the 'tourist' stuff.

xen
11-10-2005, 11:09 PM
trust me, you're much better off with the touristy stuff than authentic "authentic" chinese....:puke:

zokah
11-11-2005, 12:31 AM
There once was an authentic chinese joint here, the Ti Yuan, it was up a dirty wonky set of stairs laminex tables etc. It looked the sort of place you wouldn't want go and around the corner their was another place with the same name prefaced by "new" This place was spick'n'span. spotless linen clothes etc.
The pretty place had shitty food the ugly joint was where those that appricated fine food ate. This was where I developed my liking for many of the authentic soups and a passion for steamed dim sum.
I can never forget the look of horror on my wifes face the 1st time I took her there :D
It was only relived when she saw the hallmarks of a good eating house - a comfy bar with 9 beers on offer and a 5 page wine list with none sold by the glass

xen
11-12-2005, 06:08 PM
How many chinese people did you see eating there?

zokah
11-12-2005, 06:15 PM
the patrons were usually a lot of chinese, it was in our chinatown. Thats 1 way I pick a good ethnic eating joint, if it's patronised by that ethnicity

xen
11-12-2005, 07:45 PM
yep yep

lickateesplit
11-14-2005, 12:35 PM
Old lady and Mercedes http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2889527841583480458

lickateesplit
11-14-2005, 12:37 PM
Banned Beeper Commercial http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4379400737827256236&q=banned

lickateesplit
11-14-2005, 12:40 PM
Reason to use condoms http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5927963001341185289&q=commercial

MamaBush
11-14-2005, 06:18 PM
[color=magenta]The dad in that last clip needs to enroll in this academy:[/color]




[color=#ffffff]http://media.putfile.com/Beatthatass[/color] (http://media.putfile.com/Beatthatass)

zokah
11-15-2005, 12:48 AM
Lick, the last 2 just take me to goolge searching the keyword
Mama, yours times out

and I'd seen the pwnage vid b4.........I'm bored so it's time for compounds :D

xen
11-15-2005, 03:07 AM
they all worked for me zokie

MamaBush
11-15-2005, 04:05 AM
they all worked for me as well......

maybe Zokah had a bit too much libation when he clicked on them

zokah
11-16-2005, 12:58 AM
and tonight they worked for me as well

/goes for more libation

wutangstan
11-16-2005, 08:07 AM
[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]The dad in that last clip needs to enroll in this academy:[/color]




[color=#ffffff]http://media.putfile.com/Beatthatass[/color] (http://media.putfile.com/Beatthatass)[/QUOTE]



I think my mum must have gone there.:dazed:

zokah
11-17-2005, 01:20 AM
I goofed

xen
11-17-2005, 07:23 PM
is that what they call a premature ejaculation in aussieland?



btw congrats on the socceroos qualifying for the world cup ;)

zokah
11-18-2005, 12:23 AM
AUSSIE!AUSSIE!AUSSIE!


Oi! Oi! Oi!


We'll prolly win the thing now :p

wutangstan
11-18-2005, 01:44 PM
Well if Greece can win the European championships, there's no reason why Australia can't get a flukey win in the world cup.

xen
11-18-2005, 05:23 PM
i can give you a couple of reasons :

Brasil - Eternal Favourites
England - Always among the favourites
Germany - World cup predigree second only to brasil and they've got home advantage
Spain - My dark horse for Germany 2006
Argentina - Always a threat


there are others but I think the above should suffice.....

wutangstan
11-18-2005, 11:50 PM
But in the Euro's you had ex world champs france, Germany, England etc, and Greece still got the flukey win. and look how far Korea got in the last world cup, it could happen I tell's ya.

zokah
11-19-2005, 12:19 AM
Since the noted soccer expert rates England 2nd I'm even more confidant of our chances since the last time we played them the score was 3-0.
Some even commented at the time that England couldn't have done any worse even if they'd just selected the Hottenham team to represnt them :D

LTDunltd
11-20-2005, 05:58 AM
[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]The dad in that last clip needs to enroll in this academy:[/color]




[color=#ffffff][url="http://media.putfile.com/Beatthatass"]http://media.putfile.com/Beatthatass[/color] (http://media.putfile.com/Beatthatass)[/url][/QUOTE]I love the disclaimer at the end :lol:

lickateesplit
11-20-2005, 01:35 PM
Computer asistance http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html High speed internet only, will take forever with dialup.

MamaBush
11-21-2005, 07:07 AM
hahahaha...I've seen that one before, and it's still just as funny as the first time I saw it

zokah
11-22-2005, 12:39 AM
it's so true and no more than anyone who calls tech support deserves.

xen
11-25-2005, 04:27 AM
:lol:

zokah
11-26-2005, 12:34 AM
I'm pleased to see you grinning at your cousin

xen
11-26-2005, 02:27 AM
hey...that's not very nice....:lol:

zokah
11-26-2005, 03:51 AM
but is it true? :D