IT'S ZOKAH'S B'DAY!!!!

[xen]

Hooray!!

Happy Birthday Zokie!! Hope you have a great day!!

I got you a finger Painting set (http://www.hotsaucelive.com/2004/07/tony-rices-painted-shadows-featuring.asp) :D

[lickateesplit]

Now that's a nice gift Zen, Happy Birthday Zokah

[zokah]

Thanks guys, and thats a very nice pressie :D

[LTDunltd]

Happy Birthday Zokah.


I hope you like cheetos

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=726&stc=1

you have to eat them all to get to the yummy center...;)

[MamaBush]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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[zokah]

but I haven't been fucking for 50 years - yet

[lickateesplit]

50, I thought I read somewhere you were 47?

[i`m a wannabe]

many happy downed VB`s zokie

[zokah]

*hic,burp I'm trying :D

[i`m a wannabe]

your not trying hard enough...no typo`s yet

[zokah]

got problems, so I sobered up sadly

[i`m a wannabe]

problem = not enough beer

[Raven]

what he's having a b'day here too? lucky bugger. happy big one mate! ;) :D

[wutangstan]

Yay Zok. Happy birthday dude.I'll buy you a beer next year!

[xen]

then what will you give him for his birthday next year???

[zokah]

more beer? :D :D :D :D :D :D

[xen]

he's buying you this year's beer next year, so you'll have to wait for a further year for any more beer from him.

[zokah]

but what about last years?

[wutangstan]

I think I can stretch to buying 3 beers. Last year, this year and next year. Although I'm pretty sure I got him something for last year.

[zokah]

STDs don't count

[xen]

he gave you an STD for your last birthday?

[LTDunltd]

I don't want to know how...:eek:

[MamaBush]

hmm...bet it was HPV

[wutangstan]

I'd like to to know how I'm supposed to have sent him a standard telephone directory as well, I don't even know his address.

[xen]

nice try pal, he's talking about a sexually transmitted disease or perhaps stanley's truncheon disease?

[zokah]

stans got a bad memory........it was a Sobriety Testing Device

[xen]

giving you a sobriety testing device is like giving a bald man a comb

[i`m a wannabe]

xenry has actually paid attention to something while postwhoring

[zokah]

I knows what he's getting stan for a birthday pressie now

[i`m a wannabe]

an STD made in HK

[pianomahnn]

HOLYFUCKINGSHITIFORGOTZOKAHSBIRTHDAYWHATAMIGOINGTODONOW?

Nothing.

:)

[xen]

you could wish him a belated happy birthday...that's what normal people do.

[zokah]

But everybody knows that he is anything but normal

[i`m a wannabe]

especially since spies have found him at an animal forum worshipping goats

[pianomahnn]

"To each their own", as my obese midget love slave would say.

[i`m a wannabe]

whats ya lovers name again....rolly polly :p

[xen]

hahah..that's funny

[i`m a wannabe]

so did i

[NUDUTY]

Happy Birthday Zokah

[xen]

so did you what wannabe?

welcommen nuduty

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]so did you what wannabe? [/QUOTE]


i did that therefore i have done it :p

[zokah]

but did he enjoy it?

[i`m a wannabe]

what i did i enjoyed i dont know about what xenry did and if he enjoyed and i dont wanna know

[wutangstan]

Have you got any spare whatever type of drugs it is your taking wannabe?
They look like fun.

[xen]

don't do it stanley...surely u don't want to end up as just another wannabe?

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=wutangstan]Have you got any spare whatever type of drugs it is your taking wannabe?
They look like fun.[/QUOTE]



the art of confusion can only be held by a select few :p :lol::lol:

[MamaBush]

and you do it so well

[zokah]

everyone has gotta be good at 1 thing

[xen]

it must be hard being permanently confused....

[MamaBush]

I wouldn't know....maybe Wannabe can let us know just how difficult it is

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]I wouldn't know....maybe Wannabe can let us know just how difficult it is[/QUOTE]


i`m quite normal its you lot that always seem to be confused :p

[MamaBush]

ah yes, blame the rest of us....that's what all mature men do *rolls eyes*

[zokah]

so you think I'm immature? :D

[walzak]

Zokah is two times older than me.
I did not know people that old knew how use computers.
Have a good one over on this forum too.

[zokah]

I knew how to use a computer when you were but a twinkle in you're daddys eye then and since alzimers hasn't kicked in yet I haven't forgotten how, but when it does I'll prolly just flashback and start coding in binary

[xen]

shh..you're confusing wannabe

[MamaBush]

confusing Wannabe is such an easy task

[wutangstan]

[QUOTE=walzak]Zokah is two times older than me.
I did not know people that old knew how use computers.
Have a good one over on this forum too.[/QUOTE]


No way dude! I didn't think you were nearly 40! blimey.:p

[walzak]

Yup.
I did a similar joke to my supervisor at work. His son just got hired. someone said "Is it your oldest son?" He said yes and I jumped in and said "I didn't think they would hire 65 year old people."


Haha.

Now the tables are turned. I know not to make fun of old people any more.

And the moral of the story is to not read my posts.

[xen]

i'll be old come november....30 :(

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]i'll be old come november....30 :([/QUOTE][color=#ff00ff]why be sad about that???[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]I LOVED it when I turned 30...my whole life changed, I felt better about who and what I am, started a new life that has gotten better every year since I turned 30[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]I also spent a great deal of time puking up Tequila on the steps of the bar that night.....haven't gotten drunk since, and can't stand to even smell Tequila[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]and...shut up Zokah and Wannabe :p [/color]

[zokah]

k, I won't comment on how much better it is to make whoopee with an experienced woman who knows what she wants

[xen]

well mama, I think you're wonderful, regardless of your age. I do not have issues with other people's ages. It's just that I had hoped to acheive a lot more by the time I got to 30 and now that I'm almost 30, I'm kind of disappointed with how little I've managed to do.

[MamaBush]

oh pish posh......just think of what you HAVE accomplished and stop dwelling on what you haven't accomplished YET.


you still have lots of time to get to the point you want to be at....hell, look at me....I'm 45 and back in school getting my Master's degree. Never planned on getting a Master's degree years ago...but it's the next step in getting to where I want to be permanently.

[zokah]

in a cemetary?

[MamaBush]

fuck off

[zokah]

:lol:

[MamaBush]

I oughta punch your teeth out while you're grinning like that..asswipe

[xen]

[QUOTE=zokah]in a cemetary?[/QUOTE]


that was a horrible thing to say zokie...but i have to admit it was teh funnay :lol: :lol:

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]oh pish posh......just think of what you HAVE accomplished and stop dwelling on what you haven't accomplished YET.


you still have lots of time to get to the point you want to be at....hell, look at me....I'm 45 and back in school getting my Master's degree. Never planned on getting a Master's degree years ago...but it's the next step in getting to where I want to be permanently.[/QUOTE]

meh, i'm negative like that...i don't see the things that I've acheived as a big deal, i mean, I've acheived it, so it must have been easy ...you know what i mean....but the thinkgs I haven't done....now that's what i tend to dwell on.

[zokah]

true dat. what you've learnt always appears easy after the event but it's not negative to be proud of your achievements, I look back and draw strength from them but I thrive on finding new challenges and when I can no longer find something new to me is when I'll be ready to die.

[MamaBush]

Does that mean you're ready to die now?????

[zokah]

nope cos I'm still looking foward to seeing 5fisting porn