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MamaBush
08-16-2005, 10:26 PM
[color=magenta]*starting to feel stirring in my special place....another dead section*[/color]



[color=#ff00ff]damn...this is going to be more difficult....I don't keep up on the news much any more, though I should.[/color]




[color=#ff00ff]ahhhh.....do you think[/color]

zokah
08-17-2005, 01:24 AM
since we're such an international group it's hard to discuss politics since they are mostly local and we don't get any say in the United Nations cos it's dominated by the security council. Besides nothing interesting has happened there in the 40 or so years since Brezhenev (sp? I know it's wrong) caused the evacuation of the building with his offensive foot odour

MamaBush
08-17-2005, 06:39 AM
hell, we United States citizens get very little say in the politics of our country either.

Sure, "some" vote some of the mother fuckers into office....but, after that, it's basically all up to the "elected" officials as to what goes on, what gets done, who does what.

xen
08-19-2005, 01:34 AM
i think it'd be nice if everyone posted some major news stories from their areas every so often...

zokah
08-19-2005, 03:37 AM
here (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16278979-13762,00.html) is the major news story from Au in the last 10 years

wutangstan
08-19-2005, 04:11 AM
Todays' headline. Gotta feel sorry for him.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4161572.stm

LTDunltd
08-20-2005, 09:32 PM
I'm back:D

Gnome
08-20-2005, 11:17 PM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]hell, we United States citizens get very little say in the politics of our country either.

Sure, "some" vote some of the mother fuckers into office....but, after that, it's basically all up to the "elected" officials as to what goes on, what gets done, who does what.[/QUOTE]

Mamma the powers that be count on that thought. The fact is if the collective public lit the fires under their representatives asses, Things would turn.

The general public fest upon the spin and market forces of their captors, forming opinions and the like on a system of fragmented sentiment. Bread and Circuses.

The radicals on the Left and Right now how to play the game, it's time for the average working fuck to get off the couch and write a strong letter or two.

It's only a matter of time before our backs break.

wutangstan
08-20-2005, 11:43 PM
Do I hear revolutionary talk? Burn the Reichstagg!!!! Storm the winter palace!!

zokah
08-21-2005, 02:11 AM
I think the best thing US citizens could do for their country would be to make voting compulsory

LTDunltd
08-21-2005, 04:52 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]I think the best thing US citizens could do for their country would be to make voting compulsory[/QUOTE]and make it a 3 or 4 party race next time

MamaBush
08-21-2005, 05:38 AM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]and make it a 3 or 4 party race next time[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Larry, it isn't just a two party race....the problem is the two main parties are the most powerful ones.[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]However, as the years go by, I find very little difference in the two main parties....I think they should just combine their forces into one and be done with it[/color]

wutangstan
08-21-2005, 06:17 AM
As far as I can see, it's as much a 2 party race over there as it is here, except we've not got any viable options at the moment, so it's a one party race here.:(

zokah
08-21-2005, 08:47 PM
I thought the Greens were starting to provide a viable option until the last election here :(

Gnome
08-21-2005, 08:55 PM
The Republicans of the US are about as far to the Left as the Kennedy Democrats where in the 60's. The Democrats of today are outright Stalinist.

It would do my heart good to see a viable third party gain momentum. But the public needs to make the existings parties work for them and hold them accountable. If enough people (the average Joes who are pissed off but do nothing) got on the phone or email and started hammering their representatives then politics would be wrenched from the hands of the Special interest Groups and lobbyist and put back into the collective public. Then things would really be fucked up.

Beer Hall rebellions anyone?

MamaBush
08-21-2005, 09:27 PM
Why would I want to rebel against a beer hall??


It's never done nothing to me

zokah
08-22-2005, 01:25 AM
I'm up for a visit to the beerhall but I'll prolly only rebel as it gets close to closingtime, or if the prices go up

Gnome
08-22-2005, 01:21 PM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]Why would I want to rebel against a beer hall??


It's never done nothing to me[/QUOTE]

Oh no.. not against! It STARTS in teh beerhall :p

No telling what can happen when a group of people are all stoked up on bratwurst, sourcraut, and Doppelbocks. The Oompahh bands all shit faced and playing loud. Heidi is dancing on the table andthe Leiderhosen starts a flying.

All sorts of crazy political notions take place. :scared:

zokah
08-22-2005, 09:57 PM
there ain't no Oompahh bands permitted in my beerhalls unless you think AC/DC cover bands count as an Oompahh band

xen
08-23-2005, 01:24 AM
that'd leave the germans thunder struck :D :D

zokah
08-23-2005, 03:40 AM
thats better than the highway to hell they sent a lot of people down

Gnome
08-23-2005, 02:09 PM
[QUOTE=zokah]there ain't no Oompahh bands permitted in my beerhalls unless you think AC/DC cover bands count as an Oompahh band[/QUOTE]
No Tubas crankin out:"Big Balls"

or more like :BEEG BAAWWZ :lol:

xen
08-23-2005, 07:45 PM
Eye Vouldn't speek dat vay ifen eye voz you

Gnome
08-24-2005, 03:09 PM
fair dinkum. :lol:

xen
08-24-2005, 06:48 PM
u mean fair drink'em?

zokah
08-25-2005, 01:16 AM
or fair suck of the dingos donga?

Gnome
08-25-2005, 12:48 PM
Can dingos be domesticated?

I could teach one to steal the neighbors beer..

LTDunltd
08-25-2005, 04:06 PM
new dog trick

Gnome
08-25-2005, 08:22 PM
Well...

I was thinkng of a more clandestine operation. Just sneak into his beer fridge.

But that will work too I suppose. :hyper:

zokah
08-26-2005, 01:31 AM
my mutt is too smart. he's learnt to knock over bottle so he can drink the beer. He's also smart enuff not to try it with mine unless there are no other options

xen
08-26-2005, 01:39 AM
yeah, the last thing the poor dog needs is you doing him doggie style :D

xen
08-26-2005, 01:40 AM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]new dog trick[/QUOTE]


:lol: :lol: :lol:

i`m a wannabe
08-28-2005, 04:19 AM
i had a peach face parrot in my younger days that would drink out of a beer or wine glass ...it was so funny to watch

xen
08-28-2005, 06:26 AM
what's a peach faced parrot?

LTDunltd
08-28-2005, 12:15 PM
why not



http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=754&stc=1

xen
08-28-2005, 05:43 PM
i tried that but it takes too long to load in china :(

zokah
08-28-2005, 08:19 PM
it's a parrot with a face that looks like a peach :rolleyes:

MamaBush
08-29-2005, 05:24 AM
dang Zokah....you better be careful. You've been rolling your eyes a lot lately....one of these days they're going to stay like that.

xen
08-29-2005, 09:58 PM
i looked it up...they're lovebirds



like mama and I :D

zokah
08-30-2005, 01:40 AM
so you both shit all over the place all the time huh?

MamaBush
08-30-2005, 02:23 AM
no, we're "refined" love birds. We've been trained to use the toilet

zokah
08-30-2005, 03:05 AM
but at least 1 of you belong in a cage

i`m a wannabe
08-30-2005, 03:11 AM
[QUOTE=xen]what's a peach faced parrot?[/QUOTE]


do a google search on it :p

i`m a wannabe
08-30-2005, 03:13 AM
peach face parrots may be called love birds but they are a vicious pack of shits when in a group

MamaBush
08-30-2005, 02:01 PM
ahhhhh.....Xen and are are vicious when we're together too

zokah
08-31-2005, 01:25 AM
that might be, but it gives the rest of us the shits

i`m a wannabe
09-01-2005, 04:23 AM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]ahhhhh.....Xen and are are vicious when we're together too[/QUOTE]


you been cybering him too much...now your typing like a chong :p

xen
09-01-2005, 07:16 PM
u're just jealous

LTDunltd
09-06-2005, 04:52 AM
[QUOTE=xen]u're just jealous[/QUOTE]not really, I have met her IRL :love:

zokah
09-07-2005, 01:31 AM
[size=7]pwned!!!!1[/size]

xen
09-07-2005, 01:56 AM
well i was talking to wannabe....

but yeah...good one ltd...:(

LTDunltd
09-07-2005, 04:51 AM
[QUOTE=xen]well i was talking to wannabe....

but yeah...good one ltd...:([/QUOTE]I know, I just had to rub it in to make my weekend.




evil shit ain't I?

xen
09-07-2005, 05:51 PM
i dont need to know about you rubbing one off...you sick evil bastid

zokah
09-08-2005, 01:11 AM
and it's mama with the scat fetish.
That must explain what she sees in xen, cos he's full of it :D

xen
09-08-2005, 01:33 AM
it's nice that you amuse yourself with these little fantasies

zokah
09-08-2005, 01:40 AM
they're safer than the large fantasies you play out with piano

xen
09-08-2005, 01:43 AM
well i used to try to compose symphonies on the piano, i admit to fantasising aobut being a big composer etc but that's when i was little....still I dont see how that's connected to your ghey fantasies

wutangstan
09-09-2005, 07:54 AM
So, you like to tickle the old ivories when you were little eh? Banging out a quick one or two on the old joanna?

xen
09-10-2005, 06:16 PM
u knew my old housekeeper joanna?

zokah
09-10-2005, 08:13 PM
stan knows all the tgirls so why wouldn't he?

MamaBush
09-11-2005, 07:07 AM
[QUOTE=xen]u knew my old housekeeper joanna?[/QUOTE][color=#ff00ff]and my name is Joanne....coincidence?[/color]

zokah
09-11-2005, 09:08 PM
you're a t-girl? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

wutangstan
09-12-2005, 08:02 AM
[QUOTE=xen]u knew my old housekeeper joanna?[/QUOTE]
you used to bang out a quick one on your old housekeeper?????


YOU FIEND!!!!!!!:D

xen
09-12-2005, 09:52 PM
erm..that didnt come out right.....

i`m a wannabe
09-13-2005, 12:04 AM
now we know what he was up to when he was "playing" with his piano

wutangstan
09-13-2005, 01:01 AM
[QUOTE=xen]erm..that didnt come out right.....[/QUOTE]



erm......we don't actually want to know what you got up to with her!! God's sake man, where's your dignity.:eek:

zokah
09-13-2005, 01:33 AM
It's right up there alongside Indias cricket team

LTDunltd
09-13-2005, 04:21 AM
[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]now we know what he was up to when he was "playing" with his piano[/QUOTE]I thought it was an organ:p

zokah
09-13-2005, 04:48 AM
possibly both, with "piano" but he omitted a few letters from what he was actually playing with

xen
09-14-2005, 01:46 AM
oh dear it just never ends with you fellas eh?

wutangstan
09-14-2005, 07:45 AM
Well, if you will set yourself up.

xen
09-15-2005, 12:46 AM
pfft...you peeps coud turn an innocent " hello" into some twisted sexual metaphor

i`m a wannabe
09-15-2005, 12:51 AM
and your alternative to that is?

xen
09-15-2005, 01:37 AM
dunno really

zokah
09-15-2005, 01:46 AM
[QUOTE=xen]pfft...you peeps coud turn an innocent " hello" into some twisted sexual metaphor[/QUOTE]

considering the tone you'd prolly use it'd be expected :D

xen
09-15-2005, 06:32 PM
there is nothng wrong wiht my tone

zokah
09-16-2005, 01:37 AM
no, it matches the lisp

xen
09-16-2005, 05:57 PM
i do not have a lisp nor do i speak with a gay tone :mad: :mad:

zokah
09-17-2005, 01:07 AM
methinks he doth protest to much

xen
09-17-2005, 01:13 AM
that's the most idiotic thing i've heard

zokah
09-17-2005, 03:53 AM
see what I mean?

i`m a wannabe
09-17-2005, 09:11 PM
the more you protest your innocence the more guilty you are :p

xen
09-17-2005, 09:28 PM
is that so? then why do you and zokie always deny you're lovers?

i`m a wannabe
09-18-2005, 07:53 AM
i dont confirm or deny what you imply :p

xen
09-21-2005, 07:36 PM
well ur silence speaks volumes

wutangstan
09-22-2005, 01:12 AM
Ladies please, It's all getting a little bitchy lately. Now calm down or I shall send you to different corners of the room.

xen
09-22-2005, 01:20 AM
as opposed to different corners of the world?

wutangstan
09-22-2005, 01:21 AM
It's a big room.

xen
09-22-2005, 01:27 AM
that's ok then

LTDunltd
09-23-2005, 04:11 PM
[QUOTE=wutangstan]Ladies please, It's all getting a little bitchy lately. Now calm down or I shall send you to different corners of the room.[/QUOTE]notice how he never complained that you called him a lady?:lol:

xen
09-23-2005, 06:51 PM
oh brother! don't tell me you've got gheyaids too ltd?

zokah
09-24-2005, 01:51 AM
BAN him Larry


oops wrong board :D

xen
09-24-2005, 02:49 AM
:D :D

LTDunltd
09-25-2005, 01:05 AM
[QUOTE=xen]oh brother! don't tell me you've got gheyaids too ltd?[/QUOTE]wtf you talking about?



stan called you & wannabe ladies, where in the hell do you get ghey out of that???










unless it's because you want me to be your secret ghey lover? I'm sorry my friend, but it will never happen. I like my wemmen too much.

LTDunltd
09-25-2005, 01:11 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]BAN him Larry


oops wrong board :D[/QUOTE]would if I could, but he would crawl to the big guy and <s> suck</s> beg to be unbanned:lol:

i`m a wannabe
09-25-2005, 01:26 AM
its always fun making xenry bite

zokah
09-25-2005, 03:13 AM
if he bites Ravvers will get very upset

xen
09-27-2005, 01:50 AM
:mad: :mad:

zokah
09-27-2005, 03:39 AM
now, ravvers will have a sore {fill in the blank}

LTDunltd
09-27-2005, 04:54 PM
[QUOTE=xen]:mad: :mad:[/QUOTE]What???? did I say something?:lol:

xen
09-27-2005, 08:19 PM
never mind

zokah
09-28-2005, 01:37 AM
we don't mind but Ravvers might

xen
09-28-2005, 01:58 AM
never mind

i`m a wannabe
09-30-2005, 05:08 AM
poor ol xenry he is now repeating himself

wutangstan
09-30-2005, 10:43 AM
never mind.

xen
09-30-2005, 06:18 PM
right you are fellah

MamaBush
10-02-2005, 09:48 AM
[QUOTE=xen]right you are fellah[/QUOTE][color=magenta]HI HONEY BUNS.....:kiss: [/color]

Gnome
10-03-2005, 01:23 AM
or is that Sticky Buns? :safeyet:

wutangstan
10-03-2005, 02:15 AM
[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]HI HONEY BUNS.....:kiss: [/color][/QUOTE]


Hi, how are you?

zokah
10-03-2005, 04:26 AM
I'm good tnx, what about yaself and the family?

xen
10-04-2005, 01:58 AM
all good

heya mamalicious :kiss:

MamaBush
10-05-2005, 02:54 AM
mornin dahlin......*grabs Xen and gives him a big kiss*

wutangstan
10-05-2005, 03:59 AM
Good job I haven't had anything to eat.

zokah
10-05-2005, 04:15 AM
I had a doner kebab earlier, I think I'm about to bring it up now, would you like some of that?

Gnome
10-05-2005, 06:28 PM
whats a doner kebab?

I mean, I love kebabs with a mess of hummos and pita, but whas doner?

xen
10-05-2005, 06:33 PM
its a turkish kebab

xen
10-05-2005, 06:34 PM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]mornin dahlin......*grabs Xen and gives him a big kiss*[/QUOTE]

mmm...minty :)

zokah
10-06-2005, 02:20 AM
these things, they always taste good if you have a belly full of beer

http://aww.ninemsn.com.au/img/recipes/recipe_7077.jpg

wutangstan
10-06-2005, 02:24 AM
Doner is basically this stuff http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=783&stc=1
(lamb, Alledgedly) in a pitta.

zokah
10-06-2005, 03:12 AM
yep, thats what it is

xen
10-06-2005, 03:36 AM
yep yep yummerz

i`m a wannabe
10-06-2005, 05:15 AM
funny how there is always a kebab shop close by to a watering hole

Gnome
10-06-2005, 05:15 PM
OH the block of lamb meat like in the Gyro and stuff.

I typicaly get falafel and about a dozen dolmas and a bucket of tstaziki sauce well garlicized.

drool.

zokah
10-07-2005, 12:57 AM
but thats impossible to eat with 1 hand and the other should be engaged holding a beer to wash it down with as you stagger home

xen
10-07-2005, 01:31 AM
wiser words have never been spoken

Gnome
10-07-2005, 05:46 PM
can they stuff Pita bread with beer?

xen
10-07-2005, 06:00 PM
nope but they could use it liberally as a dressing

zokah
10-08-2005, 01:20 AM
it's be a waste of good beer, who wants soggy pita bread?

xen
10-08-2005, 01:39 AM
it won't get soggy if you gulp it down quickly.

i`m a wannabe
10-08-2005, 04:15 AM
drinking eating and staggering home is a precise science,when to stagger into oncoming traffic,when to slam the front door closed etc

zokah
10-08-2005, 05:11 AM
I'm still trying to work out why it's twice as far to walk home from the pub as it is to walk there?

LTDunltd
10-08-2005, 05:27 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]I'm still trying to work out why it's twice as far to walk home from the pub as it is to walk there?[/QUOTE]either you turned the wrong corner or you walk/stagger too slow
unless you run to the pub to get in that extra few seconds of drink time

xen
10-08-2005, 09:13 PM
or it could be the half hour he spends saying goodbye to his friends outside the pub?

zokah
10-08-2005, 10:16 PM
someone once told me it was cos I walk a straight line to get there but it's not so straight on the way home, I dunno though

Gnome
10-08-2005, 11:10 PM
They are building a new pub just around the corner from me. They being the people who build pubs.

With Gods will, it wont have a sucky selection on tap.

xen
10-09-2005, 12:47 AM
here's hoping ;)

zokah
10-09-2005, 01:00 AM
if they don't it won't do much business

xen
10-09-2005, 01:13 AM
meh, me thinks there's enuff thirsty peeps in vegas for it to run

LTDunltd
10-09-2005, 01:58 AM
every pub I've been in have 1 or 2 good beers and 5 or 6 shitty beers on tap.
Why :dunno:

xen
10-09-2005, 02:00 AM
different people have different tastes.

for example, aussies drink VB, chinese drink tsingtao and duh-mericans drink piss like bud and watered down piss like budlight

LTDunltd
10-09-2005, 02:15 AM
[QUOTE=xen]different people have different tastes.

for example, aussies drink VB, chinese drink tsingtao and duh-mericans drink piss like bud and watered down piss like budlight[/QUOTE]not me,
I don't drink that pisswater, most times it's micro brew or imported from Germany or surrounding areas

xen
10-09-2005, 02:22 AM
wise man

zokah
10-09-2005, 06:06 AM
most aussies only drink VB when draught isn't available.
In some sad news, the premier microbrewer in Oz announced he was selling the family pub after 63years and retiring :cry:

Gnome
10-09-2005, 08:22 PM
Seemingly, the most successful formula in Vegas for bars is the contrived "sports bar' with video poker at the bar. They tend to serve tasteless swill like Budweiser, MGD, and Fosters. Fare is so predictable it's nauseating: chicken fingers, fries, Philly cheese steak samiches etc. When you leave you stink like cigarettes and cheap beer- jacked up your cholesterol level with a raw throat from yelling at a TV watching American football or Bball.

No more than 3 (count em three) bar sized pool tables that are usually inundated by drunk construction workers. IF your lucky, they may have a plastic digital dartboard to one side, with all the tips broken off the 'darts'. Havn't seen a foosball table in a LV bar in years.

At the places that cash paychecks on Fridays, theres usually a line of illegal migrant workers at the window, rarely spending any money at the joint.

All in all quite average, plain, and boring- the part I can't abide by is IT'S JUST ABOUT EVERY FUCKING BAR IN TOWN!! :mad:

zokah
10-09-2005, 08:39 PM
I was brought up in the enviroment of no entertainment apart from a radio (tuned to the horseracing) and maybe a euchre game in the corner, tiled floors so the blood could be hosed off. They sold 2 or at the most 3 brands of beer on tap and the barmaids would always give you a good head

Gnome
10-09-2005, 08:44 PM
Wilikers!

Sounds like the high end clubs at the casinos here. :lol:

zokah
10-09-2005, 09:05 PM
:D

Now sadly in the main street where I grew up there is only 1 establishment that still adheres to it, although even they now have poker machines in what was the "Ladies Lounge". Of the 37 pubs that were within walking distance (it use to be a challenging pub crawl) 18 have closed - 1 is now a christian bookshop :dazed:
Of the remainder 5 are "gay" with 1 entirely run by trannys. 2 others no longer sell any tradional beers on tap nor use standard glasses
I'm glad I don't live there anymore

Gnome
10-10-2005, 09:12 AM
Wilikers!

Sounds like the high end clubs outside the casinos here :lol:

zokah
10-11-2005, 01:40 AM
it's a good thing that I never wanted to visit Vegas then

i`m a wannabe
10-11-2005, 05:18 AM
unfortunately the traditional aussie pubs have been transformed into these so called new age pubs where they are all posers and fuck knuckles....long gone are the days of a good pub unless its 1000 miles from nowhere

MamaBush
10-12-2005, 03:20 AM
[QUOTE=xen]different people have different tastes.

for example, aussies drink VB, chinese drink tsingtao and duh-mericans drink piss like bud and watered down piss like budlight[/QUOTE][color=magenta]This "duh-american" prefers to drink Miller Lite or MGD, thank you very much[/color]

zokah
10-12-2005, 03:40 AM
aka cats piss and kitten piss :D

LTDunltd
10-12-2005, 04:16 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]aka cats piss and kitten piss :D[/QUOTE]
and that's alley cat and rabid kitten

Gnome
10-12-2005, 06:34 PM
cat urine is more valuable per ounce than Bud Light.

zokah
10-13-2005, 01:35 AM
if it's wildcat it prolly tastes better as well

i`m a wannabe
10-13-2005, 04:34 AM
beer with no taste should be a prison sentence to the makers of it

zokah
10-13-2005, 04:56 AM
those that make it prolly don't drink it, they prefer wine in a box

Gnome
10-13-2005, 05:07 PM
or in a gallon jug with a screw off cap.


Or something like Mogen David.

i`m a wannabe
10-14-2005, 12:53 AM
if they dont drink the shit they produce they should be forced to sample their tasteless wares as punishment

xen
10-14-2005, 08:13 PM
w3rd!

zokah
10-15-2005, 01:18 AM
no, they should be tied to a post in the desert and forced to watch while gnomey and I drink real tasty beer, icy cold

xen
10-15-2005, 09:12 PM
can i get in on some of that icy cold beer action?

zokah
10-15-2005, 10:51 PM
why not
*throws icycold can @ xen

LTDunltd
10-16-2005, 04:39 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]why not
*throws icycold can @ xen[/QUOTE]xen is busy flirting with Mama and gets conked on the head...:dazed:

zokah
10-16-2005, 05:25 AM
ya didn't think I'd thow good beer without a reason did ya?

Gnome
10-16-2005, 07:22 AM
Just open it with caution...

MamaBush
10-17-2005, 01:42 PM
[QUOTE=zokah]ya didn't think I'd thow good beer without a reason did ya?[/QUOTE]you [size=5]BASTARD[/size]

LTDunltd
10-17-2005, 04:43 PM
why you pissed?

because he threw a can of beer at xen
or that it was cheep beer?

zokah
10-18-2005, 01:21 AM
yeah, it was bud lite

MamaBush
10-18-2005, 02:42 AM
because he threw a can at my Xen

zokah
10-18-2005, 03:11 AM
he asked for it!!!!

Thats it, I'm fed up with this crap. No more fucking beer for xen!!!!!111

xen
10-18-2005, 03:26 AM
it's ok, as long as i have mama, i'll be ok :)

zokah
10-18-2005, 05:13 AM
good, that means more beer for me, gnomey and larry

LTDunltd
10-18-2005, 05:20 AM
YEAAAAA!!!!11

Gnome
10-18-2005, 09:56 PM
cheers to that me brethren! :cool:

zokah
10-19-2005, 01:54 AM
so everyone is happy :D

MamaBush
10-19-2005, 03:03 AM
as long as I have my Xen, I'm happy

zokah
10-19-2005, 03:38 AM
so now if only you can avoid making us upchuck all the time

LTDunltd
10-19-2005, 05:18 AM
what a waste of good beer

zokah
10-20-2005, 01:50 AM
the only advantage is that it does make room for more, but I'm only upchucking the Doner Kabab :D

i`m a wannabe
10-20-2005, 03:02 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]so now if only you can avoid making us upchuck all the time[/QUOTE]


i doubt very much that we will be posting in here without upchucking with the slobbering duo

xen
10-20-2005, 06:55 PM
easy solution, don't post here

zokah
10-21-2005, 01:26 AM
there's more of us than you :p

MamaBush
10-21-2005, 02:59 AM
is that a threat?

zokah
10-21-2005, 03:05 AM
nope. just stating the obvious, there are more of here that are sickened by the smooching than not made sick by it

i`m a wannabe
10-22-2005, 06:11 AM
like 2 teeny boppers with puppy love

MamaBush
10-22-2005, 07:54 AM
you guys suck ass

zokah
10-22-2005, 04:35 PM
I thought that was 1 of your fetishes???

xen
10-22-2005, 06:40 PM
it is but that's not what she meant. She meant u guys are a bunch of pussies.

MamaBush
10-23-2005, 07:15 PM
[QUOTE=xen]it is but that's not what she meant. She meant u guys are a bunch of pussies.[/QUOTE][color=magenta]I love the way you read my mind....:kiss: [/color]

zokah
10-23-2005, 07:51 PM
thats not hard cos there appears to only ever be 2 things on it........getting some or being nasty to us

xen
10-24-2005, 08:08 PM
mama is only nasty when we're in bed and having dirty seX0ring. Apart from that
she's one of hte nicest people I know

zokah
10-25-2005, 01:36 AM
:rolleyes:

xen
10-25-2005, 01:50 AM
you're saying mama isn't nice? :mad:

zokah
10-25-2005, 03:02 AM
she may be nice to you but to the rest of us????????

MamaBush
10-25-2005, 03:07 AM
oh pahleeeeze.........what cha gonna do now, cry?????

zokah
10-26-2005, 01:22 AM
nope, I'll put on my "DILLIGAFF" t-shirt and open another beer

xen
10-26-2005, 01:35 AM
i figured out the " I give a flying fuck" what dos DILL stand for?

xen
10-26-2005, 01:36 AM
oh wait!! is it " DO I look like"

MamaBush
10-26-2005, 03:18 PM
damn....you are so fucking smart Xen....it's no wonder I love you so.....


KISSES AND HUGS TO MY STUD MUFFIN

xen
10-26-2005, 05:53 PM
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

LTDunltd
10-26-2005, 07:36 PM
:vomit:

xen
10-26-2005, 09:43 PM
you really should see a doctor about that tummy bug larry....

wutangstan
10-27-2005, 12:23 AM
It's catching. :VOMIT:

i`m a wannabe
10-27-2005, 12:40 AM
[QUOTE=wutangstan]It's catching. :VOMIT:[/QUOTE]


its becoming a pandemic now i feel the same :p

wutangstan
10-27-2005, 12:43 AM
Heh heh, It's spreading quicker than avian flu. ( and no, that's not flu you can catch from drinking water, that's Evian flu.)

i`m a wannabe
10-27-2005, 01:31 AM
see what xenry has now unleased on the interweb

zokah
10-27-2005, 01:41 AM
You must be fair about this! It's not entirely xenrys fault, only about 50% of the blame is his

MamaBush
10-27-2005, 03:13 AM
so, it's wrong for a married couple to say how much they love each other around here?

what a sad sad place to be

zokah
10-27-2005, 03:15 AM
keep it for the marital bed and everyone will be happy

xen
10-27-2005, 06:17 PM
[QUOTE=wutangstan]Heh heh, It's spreading quicker than avian flu. ( and no, that's not flu you can catch from drinking water, that's Evian flu.)[/QUOTE]


:lol: :lol: :lol:

i`m a wannabe
10-29-2005, 03:16 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]keep it for the marital bed and everyone will be happy[/QUOTE]


i agree.....now i come in here much later so when i upchuck its not going to be my dinner on the monitor :p

LTDunltd
10-29-2005, 05:14 AM
there should be a rule about PDA.
































PDA = [size=2][size=1]Posting Display of Affection[/size] :p
[/size]

i`m a wannabe
10-29-2005, 10:39 PM
rule 1 ... it should be posted privately so others dont upchuck

wutangstan
10-30-2005, 01:18 AM
Well, I seem to recall I set up a special thread where the 'lovers' on this board could go to show their affection for each other, but it seems it's being ignored.
I don't think it's too much to ask that their displays be kept to a minimum else where, or if they don't want to curb their desires, should at least expect to get abuse because of it.

zokah
10-30-2005, 01:34 AM
maybe we just need to keep some buckets of cold water at the ready

MamaBush
10-30-2005, 05:05 AM
oooo, I like buckets of cold water....makes my nipples stick out farther



THROW ONE ON ME MANNNNNN

Gnome
10-30-2005, 08:57 AM
I like buckets of cold beer.

Makes me stick out farther. :lol:

zokah
10-30-2005, 09:11 PM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]oooo, I like buckets of cold water....makes my nipples stick out farther



THROW ONE ON ME MANNNNNN[/QUOTE]

yay!!!

Wet tshirt contest :D

Gnome
10-30-2005, 09:16 PM
:yeahthat:

MamaBush
10-31-2005, 05:34 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]yay!!!

Wet tshirt contest :D[/QUOTE][color=magenta]wet t-shirt contest???[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]what the hell you talking about....I can't compete against myself ya goof ball :rolleyes: [/color]

Gnome
10-31-2005, 02:42 PM
Hmmm... I suggest pix to clarify this idea.

Some pix may be better than others.


best pic it teh win.

MamaBush
10-31-2005, 06:40 PM
ack....go put the damned puzzle together.


Zokah's too lazy to do it

zokah
11-01-2005, 12:20 AM
[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]wet t-shirt contest???[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]what the hell you talking about....I can't compete against myself ya goof ball :rolleyes: [/color][/QUOTE]

I was hoping sparty might join in the fun :D

i`m a wannabe
11-01-2005, 02:02 AM
matt is probably giving sparty his own personalised wet t shirt

xen
11-01-2005, 03:17 AM
didn't sparty chop her bewbies off to stop the constant barrage of POST YOUR BOOBS requests?

i`m a wannabe
11-05-2005, 03:16 PM
is that sparty`s way of saying she had a sex change :p

zokah
11-05-2005, 07:33 PM
I dunno but I'm still waiting for the pic of her pussy she promised me a long time ago

xen
11-05-2005, 08:41 PM
maybe her pussy ran away?

i`m a wannabe
11-06-2005, 12:44 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]I dunno but I'm still waiting for the pic of her pussy she promised me a long time ago[/QUOTE]



could it be a persian or a russian blue

wutangstan
11-06-2005, 01:54 AM
I believe it's an American short-haired pooontang.

i`m a wannabe
11-06-2005, 08:44 PM
with traces of matt in it

zokah
11-06-2005, 09:27 PM
mattsmeat?

i`m a wannabe
11-06-2005, 09:49 PM
with home made sauce

xen
11-07-2005, 06:30 PM
nasty :(

i`m a wannabe
11-08-2005, 12:11 AM
yep matt is nasty...he keeps sparty away from postwhoring

xen
11-08-2005, 12:14 AM
w3rd :(

zokah
11-08-2005, 01:04 AM
does that make matt a rat?

xen
11-08-2005, 01:31 AM
yeah a fat rat with a tiny bat who enjoys scat....

zokah
11-08-2005, 03:31 AM
now ya really gonna cop it for calling sparty a shit :p

i`m a wannabe
11-08-2005, 11:12 PM
funny how xenry brings up scat again

xen
11-09-2005, 12:07 AM
it's funnier how you always show up when that word is mentioned....

zokah
11-09-2005, 12:48 AM
[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]funny how xenry brings up scat again[/QUOTE]

you know he's gotta satisfy mamas fetishes somehow

MamaBush
11-09-2005, 06:54 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]you know he's gotta satisfy mamas [color=white]fetishes[/color] somehow[/QUOTE][color=magenta]I DON'T HAVE A SCAT FETISH YOU NASTY NASTY MAN[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]oooo, gonna change the topic for a moment:[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]"D" is coming from New York this weekend for a visit.....damn, I miss that man[/color]

wutangstan
11-11-2005, 07:41 AM
Move over Xen, here comes a real man.^

xen
11-11-2005, 05:38 PM
u don't have to get so excited stan, he's not going ot be giving you any...

Have fun mama :)

zokah
11-12-2005, 02:00 AM
[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]I DON'T HAVE A SCAT FETISH YOU NASTY NASTY MAN[/color]
[/QUOTE]

didn't you score higher than 50% in the test? :p

MamaBush
11-12-2005, 04:05 AM
no, I believe I got a much lower percentage

zokah
11-12-2005, 06:19 PM
8 out of 14 correct is over 50% and didn't you say that you know your shit? :lol:

xen
11-12-2005, 07:43 PM
what test are we talking ab00t?