Questions, questions, questions.

[Gnome]

because I have a lifetime supply of McStuff?

[zokah]

do you know that was the 2k reply in this thread?

[MamaBush]

oooo.....whoopteedooooo



does that mean there's a prize?

[Gnome]

fuckin-A yea, a lifetime supply of McBurgers,

how does that sound?

[xen]

sickening

are you happy with your prize?

[zokah]

why wouldn't he be happy with a prize like that?

[MamaBush]

according to my screen, I'm the one who made the 2k post in this thread



why is Gnome getting the prize instead of me?

[xen]

i got a prize for you right here....


where do you want it?

[Gnome]

somewhere inside Mama, stay the hell away from me with it

who said I was getting the 2k prize?

[xen]

zokah implied your post was the 2,000th post and you implied the prize was a lifetime supply of mcturds....so both of you are responsible for the mixup.

arent you ashamed of yourselveS?

[wutangstan]

Well I'm not surprised.:tard: nothing surprises me on here.






Still the same old faces then?

[zokah]

yep, and the same old stoopidity by people not reading correctly. :p
[QUOTE=zokah]do you know that was the 2k [size=7]reply[/size] in this thread?[/QUOTE]


does anyone know the difference between reply and post? Stan returned and he made the original post, did you come back to see the 2000th reply?

[MamaBush]

what's that you say?

[xen]

he said stan started the thread and came back for hte 2000th post celebrations


aint that right?

[Gnome]

Mcburgers for all to celebrate,

beans anyone?

[xen]

thanks but i'll pass

how you doing gnomey?

[zokah]

why can't people be big enuff to admit when they fuck up?

[MamaBush]

what's that you say?

[xen]

he means me. I apologise zokie...I fucked up


u feel better now?

[zokah]

no

where's me free beer?

[Gnome]

theres some in the cooler over there but where running out of ice, heres $20

whos gonna make a run for ice?

[wutangstan]

I have some in my freezer, so I won't.




But can I still have the $20?

[zokah]

why not just spend the 20 bucks on an extension lead for the beer fridge?

[MamaBush]

because I don't have a beer fridge



don't you ever listen?

[zokah]

what's that you say?

[Gnome]

everyone should have a fridge, regardless of what they put in it.

would that explain the problems in the Middle East?

[MamaBush]

don't rightly know....never been there



do you have a seperate beer fridge?

[Gnome]

of course, my beer fridge in the garage not only has a plethora of beers from around the world, it also has a shelf full of 12oz spring water bottles, hops, cigars, batteries, yeast, a few sodas but occasionaly a keg with a nice unfinished ale resting. THe freezer has block ice, frozen fish & meat and more hops.

is that prepared or what?

[zokah]

why waste valuable space with such meaningless thing as food and water?

[Gnome]

cant keep beer in the freezer

unless you like beercicles?

[MamaBush]

don't sound too good to me



ever have a popsickle used on you during sex (head)?

[zokah]

nope



do you prefer cream whip or chocolate syrup?
(I prefer the syrup cos I mix in some cointreau)

[MamaBush]

chocolate syrup.....can lick it longer: whipped cream liquifies too fast



what is cointreau?

[zokah]

http://www.monnik-dranken.nl/downloads/flessen/cointreau.jpg
It's made from orange peel and it's about 40% alcohol content, and it goes great with chocolate :D
It's considered to be either a premium brand triple sec or a unique category of liqueur. It is an ingredient for 151 different drinks according to the Webtender (http://www.webtender.com/db/ingred/359) I bet gnomey likes a nasty bitch ;)


What's another unique category of liqueur?

[MamaBush]

don't rightly know...but that shit sounds good...ORANGE....yummy



I wonder if Xen would use some of that, mixed with chocolate syrup, to lick and suck off my breastesess?

[Gnome]

if not he needs his cabesa checked.

I like smart girls

Cointreau.. better in Margaritas or on homemade vanilla icecream?

[zokah]

dunno since I prefer it as an apéritif, it's better than sherry

Do you prefer the secret blend of herbs and spices in KFC or Drambuie?

[MamaBush]

ewww, drambuie makes me gag for some reason....so, I guess it's KFC for me



could I get Popeyes instead of KFC?

[zokah]

whats popeyes, is that some vegan joint that specialises in spinich?

[xen]

no it's another fast food joint that specialises in chicken and biscuits...
and no mama, you can't have any, no KFC or popeye for you...have a nice salad instead...


garden or caesar?

[MamaBush]

*&%#$%@*&%*.......garden I guess




so, why can't I have Popeye's chicken?

[zokah]

cos he ate it all


ain't he the caring and sharing type?

[Gnome]

he can have all that nasty fried chicken,

whats the nastiest food on earth?

[xen]

fast food. The reason I told mama she can't have any is coz it's not good for her
and her doc's been telling her to take care of herself, i'm just trying to help.

Are you still mad mama?

[zokah]

she's crazy

should she be institionalised?

[MamaBush]

oooo that sounds like fun.....sitting in the corner, staring off into space, drooling on my shirt......oh wait, they don't do that any more in the institutions



got any other ideas for me?





(Xen....I rarely eat fast food, gots to say I maybe eat fast food once every 3 to 4 months)

[zokah]

so what do the looney toons do in institutions these days, apart from post @ GG?

[MamaBush]

they surf the big waves as part of their therapy


how's that going by the way?

[zokah]

pretty shitty this weekend, the low pressure system is to close to the coast


can I take a day off work when it improves?

[MamaBush]

I don't know...you'll have to ask the director of your psychiatric unit



what meds did they put you on?

[zokah]

I follow Dr John Lee Hooker prescription as Dr George Thorogoods told me without hesitation "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"


Will it still work if I change the order of the meds?

[MamaBush]

depends

is that one bourbon in the morning, one scotch in the afternoon, and one beer at night....or, all of them at once?

[Gnome]

all at once, before last call

for alcohol?

[zokah]

I like 24 hour bars after hearing my fathers stories about the "6 O'clock swill" when all pubs closed @ 6pm


wasn't that a stoopid law?

[MamaBush]

not really



if you could make one law, what law would you make?

[zokah]

that all laws are illegal


does that make me an anarcist?

[Gnome]

maybe more of an outlaw,

but maybe more like direct democracy, or Libertarian socialist or anarcho/syndicate?

[zokah]

I like the idea of direct democracy, the internet mk39 might be secure enuff to do away with politicians


would you vote on anything or everything?

[MamaBush]

no


why are you so STOOOOOPID?

[Gnome]

it was the lead paint on my crib when I was a childe

wasn't that paint nummy?

[zokah]

we were so poor I only had a crib made of unfinished wood


is it because of that I now wake up with wood every morning?

[Gnome]

nah, prolly wet dreams of St. Pauli Girl.

whast the definition of torque?

[zokah]

I forget


is it "Why do women torque so much"?

[MamaBush]

that makes no sense



why don't you make any sense?

[zokah]

cos I'm drunk :D


who wants a beer?

[Gnome]

here here!

is sense overrated?

[MamaBush]

not if it's common



when's my Xen going to be back?

[Gnome]

when he's done vanquishing the Chinese sex toy industry

or is he in commodities?

[zokah]

I dunno, but I was surprised to discover a very hawt young Rubber Godess wanting his attention


Will he be permitted to converse with her?

[MamaBush]

WHAT JOO TALKIN BOUT, ZOKAH?

[Gnome]

fuck if I know

does that make me ignorant?

[MamaBush]

not at all....and I do know what Zokah is talking about.....he's trying to place a wedge between Xen's and my love.


why is Zokah such a shit?

[xen]

coz he's constipated and full of it?

[Gnome]

how much

fiber

is a minimum daily allowance?

[xen]

25-30 grams as far as I can tell


are you getting enuff?

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]WHAT JOO TALKIN BOUT, ZOKAH?[/QUOTE]

I'm talking about xenry meeting up with the rubber queen!!!


If he wants to sell some stuff, why isn't the heritagehk website finished yet?

[MamaBush]

why you asking me?

[zokah]

cos teh wife should know


isn't that how it works?

[MamaBush]

oh sure.....make me sad


why are you always so mean to me?

[Gnome]

not me, I always treat everybody with respect.

do nice guys finish last?

[xen]

coz they're nice..


the website in pretty much finished, i just haven't had any time these last few months to upload all the pics and specs etc coz i deal in so many items - basically anything that i can make a few bucks on.....and i doubt it'll be done anytime soon.

aren't websites over rated anyway?

[zokah]

not when the customer wants to but something but doesn't know what



you don't wanna sell anything cos you're a hoarder?

[MamaBush]

HE'S NOT A WHORE....oh wait


did you say WHORE or HOARDER?

[zokah]

maybe he's a whore-hoarder?

[Gnome]

or a Nerf herder?

[MamaBush]

that's just silly



why would he be a Nerf Herder?

[Gnome]

maybe he likes some Nerf now and then?

[MamaBush]

ewwwww blue people?

[zokah]

wouldn,t blue people have a really bad case of blue balls?

[MamaBush]

no....they'd have blue nerfs


hey.....let's make smurf nerf toys....*jumps up and down with excitement*....anyone want to sponsor that venture?

[Gnome]

we need a venture capitalist, with wads of cash

Can I do the corporate identity and grafix?

[zokah]

yeah, of course, I got some wads but it's not cash



so where can we get it?

[Gnome]

a definate conundrum

who around here has money?

[MamaBush]

hell if I know


if you had tons of money, would you be on here posting nonsense?

[zokah]

since I never post nonsense, maybe


don't the rich still get bored?

[MamaBush]

I think they get more bored than us poor folks



can you name one person you'd love to apologize to for something you did in your youth?

[Gnome]

Debra Barker, I accidently stepped on her heel in the 4th grade and made her cry, and I never apoligised. I'm sure theres more.

think I should track her down and say I'm sorry?

[MamaBush]

nah.....having your heels stepped on is fairly common. She probably doesn't even remember it any more



do you have all your teefs?

[Gnome]

except the wisdumb teefs, I only have one filling. But my teefs are a bit crooked

should I get braces?

[xen]

no vanity is one of the 7 deadly sins...( by the way i have all my teefs and they're straight )


do you want to spend eternity in hell??

[Gnome]

not with crooked teefs

does hell have a periodontist?

[zokah]

the way they charge I suspect it's over run by them


why can't they just call themselves dentists?

[MamaBush]

because they have a dental specialty....same as a cardiologist, urologist, etc.



would you want a regular dentist doing oral surgery on you?

[xen]

only if it was a lady and you left out hte surgery....


is that ok?

[Gnome]

sure, if you like to keep bad teefs

do you want to keep bad teefs?

[zokah]

I got a bit of string and a door with a knob


why do I need a dentist?

[xen]

coz he tells u to say aaaah and then fills your piehole?

[Gnome]

then steals your wallet?

[MamaBush]

nooooo......my wallet doesn't have enough money in it for him to bother stealing.


wait, what are we talking about?

[Gnome]

teefs

who still has their wisdom teefs?

[xen]

i think i do...never had any pulled....

wisdom are the ones right at the back right?

[zokah]

if you lose your wisdom teef do you lose your wisdom?

[MamaBush]

yes, Xen....they are way in the back, and not everyone has them, some people have only one, some have two, some have three (as I did).......and...Zokah, I'm sure you lost your wisdom when you had them pulled, but most people don't.




why am I always surrounded by morons?

[Gnome]

it has something to do with the three laws of thermodynamics

are you familiar with them?

[zokah]

I know them like a book


what page do you want?

[Gnome]

the tasty one

is physics overrated?

[MamaBush]

absolutely not



but then again, how many of us really understand all there is to understand about physics?

[Gnome]

just a few really smart sombitches.

whos going to be the next astrophysics hero?

[MamaBush]

of for Christ's sake...



How the hell would I know?

[Gnome]

they could be one of the kids on your block.

any smart kids in your neighborhood?

[MamaBush]

not so far as I can tell



why does it seem as if most kids are either geeks, nasty asses, or preppy....where are all the middle ground kids these days?

[zokah]

They're inside watching TV



What sort of buzz did the morons that tagged my fence get from it?

[MamaBush]

they didn't get a "buzz"......they are proclaiming their territory.


how does it feel to have them think your fence is part of their territory?

[Gnome]

I say make these tagger fucktards scrub walls with paint thinner and toothbrushes.
did the candy-asses pay property tax on that fence?

[zokah]

The council cleaned the tags off today but if I catch them I'm gonna tag their asses. Teh missus got me to IDs today so I nkow who to watch for


Will I go to jail without passing go and collecting $200 when I tag them?

[Gnome]

only if you get caught.

is it unfair that one can face jailtime or expensive legal fees if they waste some asshole breaking into their house?

[zokah]

yes, it is

Why don't the cops just accept teh selfdefense argument? Could I have used less force than the 9 rounds in the magazine?

[MamaBush]

ya



so, where the hell is Xen now days?

[Gnome]

i would imagine China

does he work too hard?

[zokah]

I saw him @ compounds recently


Has he been distracted by the 50gb of porn we've posted this week?

[MamaBush]

must be. I don't think he and I are to be married any more.



Anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?

[xen]

dont say that mama....i've been really busy, the Hk Electronics exhibtion and the China fairs are both starting in a week, been sorting out all my work coz i'll be in china for about 2 weeks - It gets pretty hectic in april and october for me.

but you do deserve better than me....i will respect your decision whatever it may be.


Happy now zokah? this is what you've always wanted isn't it?

[Gnome]

all the two of you need is a sleeping bag and a couple of tennis balls.

is divorce really the answer?

[xen]

no it isn't

but you can't force an unhappy person to continue in a relationship that they think has no future, can u?

[zokah]

Some battered wives say that you can.


But you should be happy, I hooked you up with the rubber goddess didn't I?

[xen]

yes you did, but she never replied my msg....

maybe she didn't get it?

[zokah]

dunno


why don't you ask her? (but i will)

[Gnome]

ok yea

do trees dream?

[zokah]

only wet dreams


what do you think all the sap is?

[MamaBush]

I don't give a shit about the sap.



I want to know why Xen felt the need to msg with a rubber goddess?

[Gnome]

have no clue

does that make me clueless?

[zokah]

nope, it doesn't


could xennys need to msg the rubber godess (http://www.rubberqueen.co.nz/)(AKA Rubberqueen AKA Mistress Extreme) have anything to do with Mii's large collection of strap-ons? :D

[xen]

no it doesn't, it was purely on a business related matter.

Don't u trust me mama?

[zokah]

she's a woman, you're a male


question answered? :D

[Gnome]

trust isa two way street, wherin the man usually gets ran over by a cement truck doing 90mph.

should I become a marriage councilor?

[zokah]

maybe


but wouldn't you prefer a career as a cement truck driver?

[MamaBush]

FUCK YOU MEN and THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON



who took my cement truck key, God Dammit?

[Gnome]

not me, pouring cement is hard work.

who has my horse?

[xen]

last i saw, stanley was trying to make you some ponies....

will they be skinheads like him?

[zokah]

possibly


but how do you feel now mama wants a gangbang, with men AND horses?

[xen]

she doesn't, it's all in your sick twisted mind.


are you going to seek therapy?

[MamaBush]

you know he won't


why can't he simply admit that he has a problem?

[Gnome]

there are no problems, only solutions.

need saline solution?

[zokah]

is that the same as being pickled in brine?

[MamaBush]

sure, if you don't mind putting brine in your eyes, poured over your wounds, or having an IV of it.



do you like pickles?

[zokah]

yeah, since I'm often pickled I should like them but I don't like what Americans call pickles


Is it a worldwide phenomena to pull them off Ronny Mac's burgers and try to get them to stick to the ceiling?

[Gnome]

I don't eat that crap, so I'd just as well throw the whole nasty glop at the ceiling.

Do I have to clean it up if it don't stick?

[zokah]

nah, they have kids to do that


Ever work in a fast-food joint?

[MamaBush]

nope


have you?

[Gnome]

unfortunatly yea, back when I was 18, not the highlight of any of my careers

have I ever mentioned my stint as a rabbit wrangler?

[zokah]

nah, you haven't

did you get to wear a special hat?

[MamaBush]

I'm sure he had to wear the government sanctioned uniform.



haven't you seen the hat he has to wear?

[Gnome]

and I lined it with rabbit fur.

The rabbit: cute fuzzball with big ears or loathsome rodent?

[zokah]

pest


but is there any better pest for making a stew?

[MamaBush]

not as far as pests go, no



have you ever seen the documentary, "Rabbit Proof Fence?"

[Gnome]

sounds like an interesting flick, kinda like the Maginot line or the fence between the U.S. and Mexico.

why do we screw up the environment more so whenever we try to fix something we already screwed up?

[zokah]

"Rabbit proof fence" wasn't a doco but a drama based on a true story about 3 sisters who were part of the "Stolen generation"



If we're really suffering from global warming why is the news reporting "it's been the hottest day since 1927" and not the hottest day on record?

[Gnome]

because global warming is a hyped up farce. indeed the planet may be warming, but is it just cyclic weather patterns?

Why wont the media report that on a daily basis, one farting volcano in the south pacific belches out 10,000 times the greenhouse gasses that humans have since the dawn of the industrial revolution?

[xen]

coz that would ruin the warm fuzzy reputations that volcanoes have cultivated over the centuries....

Now we wouldn't want that, would we?

[MamaBush]

yes we would....at least I would.



don't most people want to know the truth, or am I giving most people too much credit?

[Gnome]

way too much credit, the powers that be perfected manipulating the masses a long time ago. people turn their televisions on for The Truth.

Why can't people see that?

[zokah]

because they watch Fox news.

Isn't www.nakednews.com better?

[MamaBush]

NO. Hell, even the nake male version does little for the news.



do the men use their man meats to point to weather map?

[Gnome]

only the ghey ones.

why cant I get that news feed in my home town?

[zokah]

cos it's on teh intorwebby


do they show an "best of" version on cable TV there like they do here?

[Gnome]

I think so, I get sattelite however and dont buy the 'premium' channels.

is it weird to watch only 2 hours of television a week?

[zokah]

no, cos I don't watch much more

does news and sport count?

[Gnome]

sports no, news yes

why watch network news when you can get it all in 5 minutes?

[zokah]

cos of the weathergirl

is there a better reason?

[MamaBush]

yes



fuck, why is my hair so tangled this morning?

[Gnome]

because you lost your hairbrush?

[zokah]

can't afford a comb?

[MamaBush]

I don't use a hair brush....no way in hell can I get a brush through this hair

I do have a comb....wide tooth comb.

but that aint it either.....oh so tangled every morning....I lose more hair combing it out every morning I truly should be bald by now.





would you date a bald woman?

[zokah]

only if shes got ears


you do need something to grab hold of don't ya?

[MamaBush]

I guess so



but, what's wrong with simply pushing on the back of her head?

[zokah]

that also works

but couldn't it lead to a Repetitive Strain Injury?

[Gnome]

just like spankin monkey

anybody remember Robert Smith from The Cure?

[MamaBush]

never met him


did you?

[Gnome]

no, but I look like him in the mornings ^_^

wheres my hairbrush?

[zokah]

I have no idea

Why do you need it, are you gonna spank mama or something?

[Gnome]

Hmm. Actually I love to brush womens hair. nice long hair eyup.

is that a hair fetish?

[MamaBush]

not sure...I think it might if you get an erection or masturbate while brushing a woman's long hair.


what do you consider to be long hair...hair like mine, halfway down my bootie?

[Gnome]

I like shoulder length or longer. past the shoulder blades on some girls. but the crystal gale look doesnt do much for me. Girls with short hair or bobs is all good too if they have the face features that work with that.

whats best: blonde, brunette, jet black or red hair?

[xen]

hmm...brunette i think...tho i do have a thing for blondes....and red heads...and jet black......ARRGGGH!!!

Why is it so hard to choose?

[zokah]

Red heads RAWK, as long as the carpet matches the curtains


Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

did you ever see the musical?

[xen]

nope

was mama part of the cast?

[MamaBush]

nope



why do you ask?

[xen]

coz the lyrics said hey baby, there mama


so i guess i was mistaken?

[MamaBush]

I guess so, especially since the only play I was ever in was in high school, and it was OKLAHOMA...thank God I had a non-singing part



what kind of singing voice do you have?

[Gnome]

the one that sounds bets i nthe truck with the windows roleld up.

whats in your stereo today?

[xen]

nothing....i like working in silence.

Can you hear me think?

[Gnome]

Is that what that sound was?

How can I get my coworkers to be more quiet?

[xen]

take a machine gun to work?

[zokah]

isn't that a bit to loud?

[Gnome]

only briefly

think the news media would talk about me for endless weeks becasue I'm white?

[zokah]

I'm not sure


You don't work for the post office do you?

[Gnome]

no, but postal stress has nothing on my personal stress hell

is it true stress messes with your blood sugar?

[MamaBush]

that's what they say



you know the only fix for that is to simply drain out all your blood, right?

[zokah]

it's not the only cure. Sugar that is soluable in blood is available in good alcohol and all beers, but only in minute quantities. So the other option is to consume copious amounts of booze


Now, which option would you prefer?

[Gnome]

well processed sugar gives me a headache. And I eat right and excercise

Wheres the church key?

[zokah]

under the Mufti's dress


are you game to try for it?

[MamaBush]

that depends


what's a Mufti?

[Gnome]

the grand poobah

Did anybody else dig the Flintstones?

[zokah]

yeah, the were always good for a laugh

this http://targetaustraliaarchives.multiservers.com/images/al-Hilali_002.jpg is the Aust grand mufti. http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20647563-5009120,00.html ([url)]This link[/URL] will provide a bit of background.

Would his statement describing women as a piece of meat that deserves to be raped be more offensive to non-muslim women than the same statement describing muslim men as nothing better than animals would be to muslim males?

[MamaBush]

sounds like he's a fuckwad through and through.....he needs to be anally raped by an animal I guess



would anyone like to see a video of that fuckwad being anally raped by an animal?

[Gnome]

only if it's a 500lb wild boar, it's a pork fat thing.

So where are the Rosie (bigmouth) O'Donnels and Oprah (oodoughnuts) Windfreys to decry this filthy Muslims religious misogyny?

[MamaBush]

I don't know



would you mind typing that in English for my little brain, hmmmm?

[zokah]

[SIZE=1]So where are the Rosie (bigmouth) O'Donnels and Oprah (oodoughnuts) Windfreys to decry this filthy Muslims religious misogyny?[/SIZE]

is that small enuff for the tiny brain?

[Gnome]

makes my eyes hurt

is chronic neck and head pain a good thing?

[zokah]

only if you can get a massage to relieve the pain.

Swedish or Japanese?

[i`m a wannabe]

chinese massage would be better



would you be game to try it?

[Gnome]

do the tiny CHinese girls walk on yer back?

anybody ever use acupuncture?

[MamaBush]

I haven't



should I try it?

[xen]

yes, it can be quite theraputic and yes gnomey, the tiny chinese girls do walk on your back and massage stress points with their toes and the balls of their feet - not advisable to get one after a heavy meal.

so you going to try it out?

[Gnome]

i think i might have to check it out.

is contant stabbing neckpain and ubber headaches a sign of stress?

[xen]

yes

or it could be that you're wearing your neckties too tight?

[zokah]

or it could just be the angle your neck needs to be to view the monitor


Does anyone know the score in last nites India v Austra;ia cricket game? :p

[MamaBush]

like I care


aint anyone gonna wish me luck on my surgery today?

[xen]

good luck babes...take care and don't flirt with the male nurses or doctors...

do you have to stay in the hospital after the surgery?

[Gnome]

I was wondering when that was. hopefully it's outpatient surgery. good luck!

will it leave a scar?

[zokah]

it didn't with the missus, but her was internal


How will mama survive the time until she can once again have some lovin?

[MamaBush]

I don't know how I'll be able to cope with no real lovin for a couple of weeks....oh wait, that's perfect, I aint seeing "D" until the first weekend of December, and aint seeing the other guy til Thanksgiving weekend.


damn, is my luck good or what?

[Gnome]

only if he's cooking the turkey

did everyone have a nice Halloween?

[xen]

it was halloween?

[zokah]

what is halloween?

[xen]

some ghey american holiday....

trick or treat?

[MamaBush]

I want a BIG TREAT from you...*winks*


what makes you think that Halloween is an American holiday when it really isn't?

[Gnome]

not I, I know it's origins.

how many people realize that the Christmas tree is a very pagan custom?

[zokah]

so is eating hot "traditional" xmas food when it's 40c in the shade

why isn't xmas in july?

[Gnome]

because mid year price hikes would flatten retail earnings for the rest of the year.

whats your fondest Christmas tradition?

[zokah]

getting drunk with the relativies I only see once a year



what is "Boxing day"?

[i`m a wannabe]

the day to box the relatives you dont like



what other wierd day names are there?

[MamaBush]

bosses day....I think that's the stupidest one ever



do you agree?

[Gnome]

in regards to blatant bossass kissing no damn doubt about it



hows about Greenery Day (Japan)?

[zokah]

that pretty dumb for a country where you can't see the trees because of the pollution


is there a date on the calander that hasn't been claimed as a "day" for for some scam or other?

[MamaBush]

not that I know of


did you know they even have a day for donuts?

[zokah]

only in America :rolleyes:


is it a holy day?

[Gnome]

donut holy

KrispyKreme donuts- disgusting pigslop: agree or disagree?

[MamaBush]

hmmmm....for the most part, I agree



what kind of homemade pie do you like the most?


*I loves me some of my mama's strawberry rhubarb (sp) pie with ice cream on top*

[Gnome]

shut up!

/mmm rhubarb [SIZE=1](with homemade vanilla ice cream)[/SIZE]


any pecan pie fans here?