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wutangstan
01-31-2005, 12:01 PM
You know the drill.






Don't you?

i`m a wannabe
01-31-2005, 03:31 PM
what drill



what are you talking about?

LTDunltd
01-31-2005, 04:43 PM
if he only knew







he does know, doesn't he?

xen
01-31-2005, 08:56 PM
sure he does


Should LTD's pending punishment essay be carried forward into the new forum?

i`m a wannabe
01-31-2005, 10:42 PM
i agree



can LTD remember his punishment topic?

xen
01-31-2005, 10:59 PM
i dunno

but we can always remind him can't we?

i`m a wannabe
01-31-2005, 11:05 PM
yes we can



how about he is given a harder topic seeing that its been so long?

zokah
02-01-2005, 01:32 AM
good idea :D

I suggest "Where's Wootangstan and why he doesn't like poontang"

xen
02-01-2005, 02:34 AM
that's a nice suggestion.

But what's your topic going to be for not asking a question? :D

zokah
02-01-2005, 03:04 AM
are you stoopid?

can't you understand a qustion without a [size=8]"?"[/size]?

xen
02-01-2005, 03:57 AM
nope rulez be rulez and you owe us an essay


suggestions anyone?

zokah
02-01-2005, 04:10 AM
then the title should be "question marks question marks question marks"

shouldn't it???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

randyhillbilly
02-01-2005, 04:48 AM
you left out the question mark



Do we have to include the ? with every question?

wutangstan
02-01-2005, 05:38 AM
I would say if it's obviously a question, then a person's lack of punctuation skills shouldn't really come in to it.


But then, Who am I to say?

i`m a wannabe
02-01-2005, 07:21 AM
question mark needs to be there




randy having trouble with the question mark?

wutangstan
02-01-2005, 08:31 AM
That is the question at the moment.



Isn't it?

MamaBush
02-01-2005, 04:35 PM
dammit Zokah....



why'd you have to post something so big that it made the screen go way over?

xen
02-02-2005, 01:33 AM
yeah you broke the screen you berk...


[QUOTE=zokah]good idea :D

I suggest "Where's Wootangstan and why he doesn't like poontang"[/QUOTE]

anyway to clarify, i do not see a question in zokah's post...his suggested topic was a question, but not the actual statement. as in he made a suggestion, which is not a question, the topic he suggested was a question but he didn't punctuate it.

what say you people?

zokah
02-02-2005, 01:37 AM
:D

should I broke some more screens next page?

wutangstan
02-02-2005, 07:01 AM
Didn't break mine so do your worst.



Are you trying to deflect the previous to mine question?

randyhillbilly
02-02-2005, 08:04 AM
yes

since we only have one PHD (that is tenured) here, Shouldn't we cut each other some slack on puncuation? :lol:

wutangstan
02-02-2005, 08:52 AM
I think so


It's only fair really, since we're all nOObs here, aren't we?

MamaBush
02-02-2005, 04:05 PM
BAH....had it been me or Larry who forgot to put a question mark in our post, Zokah would have been the very FIRST to point it out and demand we do an essay.


I say Zokah owes us an essay....who's with me on this?

xen
02-02-2005, 07:17 PM
i am


zokah will you take your punishment like a man?

MamaBush
02-02-2005, 07:34 PM
silly question Xen....



...wouldn't he have to be a man first????

xen
02-02-2005, 07:50 PM
hehehe....

isn't that a bit harsh mama?

zokah
02-03-2005, 01:07 AM
I'll do it. If nothing else it's postcount = +1
But since it is open to debate I'll select my own topic, isn't that fair?

xen
02-03-2005, 02:03 AM
fair enuff....i'm always agreeable to a good compromise.

So what's it gonna be?

xen
02-03-2005, 02:04 AM
and for all the n00bs who are unfamiliar with the rulez, if you post in this thread and don't end with a question, you have to write a 1000 word story/essay on a subject of poplular choice decided by everyone else.

dig?

zokah
02-03-2005, 02:37 AM
I'm still considering what the title will be


are you worried........yet? :D

xen
02-03-2005, 02:49 AM
no, coz you wouldn't start all that crap here

would you?

zokah
02-03-2005, 03:00 AM
who?
me?

wutangstan
02-03-2005, 03:05 AM
He means you, yes.



But it would be good if we could refrain from all that wouldn't it?

xen
02-03-2005, 03:35 AM
yes it would be wonderful. I mean once in a way is all in good fun but every thread is a bit much.

Doncha think?

zokah
02-03-2005, 03:44 AM
I concur

why does everyone think I'm evil?

MamaBush
02-03-2005, 04:59 AM
because my crystal ball said you are



are you saying my crystal ball is wrong?

wutangstan
02-03-2005, 06:13 AM
Any balls on a woman is wrong, crystal or otherwise.



Anything else you want to share about your anatomy?

MamaBush
02-03-2005, 05:24 PM
well, I have this mole right in the middle of my cleavage....my daughter has one in the very exact spot as well


aint that cool?

xen
02-03-2005, 07:17 PM
ooh...can i have a pic? :D

MamaBush
02-03-2005, 07:35 PM
ha, I never realized that you couldn't see it in the pics I sent you

I'll work on it..can't promise anything before the weekend though..



okay?

zokah
02-04-2005, 01:23 AM
Thats OK

Can you get your daughter to send me a pic?

MamaBush
02-04-2005, 05:00 AM
she's isn't quite as perverted as I am YET...so, I doubt she would do it



would a pic of just the mole be okay?

wutangstan
02-04-2005, 08:09 AM
It would be a start.



Could you post pics of other parts of the anatomy as you get them?

MamaBush
02-26-2005, 04:55 AM
you are sick


why would I post pics of my daughter's anatomy?

zokah
02-26-2005, 05:47 AM
because some of us enjoy looking at beautiful nakkid ladies

is there anything wrong with that?

xen
02-26-2005, 07:12 PM
maybe not but asking a mother to post nakkid pics of her daughter is pretty sick


wouldn't you agree?

zokah
02-26-2005, 07:16 PM
not necessarily, the mother could always join the daughter in the pics


is that going to happen?

MamaBush
02-26-2005, 08:17 PM
FUCK NO, THAT AINT EVER GONNA HAPPEN. If she wanted to pose nude, I would support her. But, no way in hell am I going to pose with her, or take her pics and post them........



WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A SICK MOTHERFUCKER????










JUST KIDDING....blah blah blah :)

xen
02-26-2005, 08:39 PM
he's sick coz he refuses to go to the doctor...as for being a mofo, he was just born that way :D

[QUOTE=zokah]I'll do it. If nothing else it's postcount = +1
But since it is open to debate I'll select my own topic, isn't that fair?[/QUOTE]


So, zokie, when are you going to write the essay that's been due for over a month now?

zokah
02-26-2005, 09:28 PM
I haven't forgotten but the required research is harder than I thought


So where can I find a mother/daughter combo willing to assist?

xen
02-26-2005, 10:40 PM
perhaps you could e-mail hillary and chelsea to ask if they are willing to assist?

randyhillbilly
02-26-2005, 10:43 PM
let go of it.

It will go soft if you quit yanking it, won't it? :lol:

i`m a wannabe
02-27-2005, 05:44 AM
maybe its already soft



is that why he keeps yanking on it,to get it hard?

wutangstan
02-27-2005, 11:49 AM
No idea.


where did Randy's question come from?

i`m a wannabe
02-27-2005, 03:56 PM
out of the blue i guess


does randy know what his question is about?

zokah
02-27-2005, 07:54 PM
prolly not

but then is that unusal?

MamaBush
02-27-2005, 08:31 PM
nope....and I don't get it either....I'm totally lost



can anyone help me find my way home?

wutangstan
02-28-2005, 08:12 AM
Down the bottom of the road, turn left at the chinky then right at the 24 hour laundrette.


Or is it left at the laundrette?

MamaBush
02-28-2005, 08:59 AM
hell, if you aren't sure



how the hell am I supposed to listen to your directions?

LTDunltd
02-28-2005, 10:11 AM
don't follow them.



Do you want directions from me?

ouzo
02-28-2005, 12:41 PM
this thread is teh suxx0r.

or is it?

wutangstan
02-28-2005, 01:04 PM
It maybe, but if you don't like it you know what you can do.



Or do you?

MamaBush
02-28-2005, 06:54 PM
Ouzo should know, but Ouzo never answered Larry's question



should Ouzo be PUNISHED?

i`m a wannabe
02-28-2005, 09:58 PM
ouzo needs a punishment essay




what will the topic be?

xen
02-28-2005, 11:55 PM
hactually, the rule is that the guilty party has to write an essay for not asking a question, not for not answering one.


Do the rules need to be changed?

zokah
03-01-2005, 01:12 AM
YOU make up the rulez as we go

so why ask our opinion now?

xen
03-01-2005, 03:02 AM
i like to let you peeps think it's a democracy...

is that really so bad?

i`m a wannabe
03-01-2005, 05:17 AM
no, you can confuse randy with that




do you think you could confuse the rest of us?

MamaBush
03-01-2005, 05:19 AM
Can't confuse me




why make Ouzo write an essay, we all know he won't be back, right?

i`m a wannabe
03-01-2005, 05:21 AM
why not


someone has to be the first in the new look forum,am i right?

zokah
03-02-2005, 01:33 AM
possibly

will that be another first for the new forum?

wutangstan
03-02-2005, 06:40 AM
It could be.



What was the other first?

LTDunltd
03-02-2005, 07:38 PM
[size=2]Worthless Post Whoring

[/size]

i`m a wannabe
03-03-2005, 11:11 PM
larry cocked up



looks like he needs an essay on worthless postwhoring, dont you all agree?

xen
03-03-2005, 11:48 PM
yep and as a special bonus, his essay gets to be 2000 words and he can't say Worthless Post whoring more than 2 times in the essay....

sound fair everyone?

zokah
03-04-2005, 02:07 AM
sounds good to me

will the worthless post whore do it?

xen
03-04-2005, 02:15 AM
he doesn't have a choice


does he?

zokah
03-04-2005, 02:53 AM
I dunno

should I?

MamaBush
03-04-2005, 04:51 AM
Yes Larry should do it....hell, he never wrote his last "required" essay at the old hang out




who else thinks Larry should be lynched?

LTDunltd
03-04-2005, 07:03 AM
not I

do I have to do 2000 words?

xen
03-04-2005, 07:14 PM
yep and an additional 1000 words for each week you delay.


Howzzaaat????!?!?!?!!?!?

MamaBush
03-04-2005, 07:58 PM
Hey now...I know how Larry's mind works...if we just say "2000" words, he'll just type the same word over and over and over again....




what topic are we assigning him?

i`m a wannabe
03-04-2005, 11:49 PM
all about worthless postwhoring



with 2000 words on why it is and not all the same word,dont you all agree?

xen
03-05-2005, 12:47 AM
It has to be an essay. 2000 times the same word is not an essay.

Ltd, are you listening???

i`m a wannabe
03-05-2005, 01:00 AM
i doubt he is



why did he do worthless postwhoring in the first place?

zokah
03-05-2005, 01:28 AM
because he could

can you?

xen
03-05-2005, 02:47 AM
oh gawd

this time you clean up the mess ok?

zokah
03-05-2005, 03:54 AM
nope, I have neither the time nor the inclination

when would I have time to get pr0n if I tried doing it?

MamaBush
03-05-2005, 04:29 AM
it's called MULTI TASKING Zokah



can't you MULTI TASK yet?

zokah
03-05-2005, 04:58 AM
yes I can


drinking while downloading porn is multitasking isn't it?

MamaBush
03-05-2005, 05:09 AM
you should be able to do at least four things at once



have you no talent?

LTDunltd
03-05-2005, 07:10 AM
All I see is Blaa blaa blaa...[QUOTE=xen]It has to be an essay. 2000 times the same word is not an essay.

Ltd, are you listening???[/QUOTE]

I'll get to writing an essay when I have some time.

Do you relize how little spare time I have?

LTDunltd
03-05-2005, 07:11 AM
and it will not be 2000 words






You know that, don't you?

MamaBush
03-05-2005, 04:21 PM
oh pahleeze, what a lame ass excuse. I work full time, bring much of my work home with me, go to school full time...which means research papers and reading some of the most BORING shit I've ever had to read.....still get in the regular "freaky" shit when I need it, yet, when I had essays to do at the other site, I got them done.



Who else thinks Larry would have had his essay done if he would stop wasting time with "USELESS POSTWHORING?"

i`m a wannabe
03-05-2005, 06:57 PM
with less worthless postwhoring he could



why is now ltd on top of the top ten posters?

zokah
03-06-2005, 03:37 AM
cos of all the worthless post whoring


is it all xens fault since he stopped deleting LTDs posts?

MamaBush
03-06-2005, 05:57 AM
Don't blame Xen....you were the one encouraging Larry to do it



would you mind bending over so I can kick your ass?






[color=magenta]*as a side note...no way in hell did Larry post "useless postwhoring" over 500 times...me thinks Raven and Zokah have been doing a little "changing" of the numbers lately......:tard: *[/color]

zokah
03-06-2005, 06:38 AM
I don't have that power, besides do you really think I'd give him more posts than me?

i`m a wannabe
03-06-2005, 06:49 AM
maybe




could it be to add competition to the post count # 1 spot?

MamaBush
03-06-2005, 02:56 PM
It sure could be Mr. Birthday boy




who else thinks Larry and Raven have something going on behind closed doors?

zokah
03-06-2005, 04:28 PM
with Ravvers anything is possible

is Larry a switchhitter?

LTDunltd
03-06-2005, 04:50 PM
[QUOTE=zokah]with Ravvers anything is possible

is Larry a switchhitter?[/QUOTE]just a pitcher. always a pitcher

zokah
03-06-2005, 07:01 PM
ravvers like pretty pictures

MamaBush
03-06-2005, 08:45 PM
[QUOTE=zokah]ravvers like pretty pictures[/QUOTE]:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




[color=magenta]soooo, what will Larry's second essay be about? And, what should Zokah's be???[/color]

zokah
03-06-2005, 08:47 PM
j00 first

ok?

MamaBush
03-06-2005, 08:50 PM
such a turd...get to writing my friend



What the hell you drinking tonight?

zokah
03-06-2005, 08:58 PM
beer, as always

you?

i`m a wannabe
03-08-2005, 04:08 AM
more beer



who else is up for round or 2 ?

zokah
03-08-2005, 04:21 AM
*hic* me, ta :D

who's shout?

i`m a wannabe
03-08-2005, 04:29 AM
xens shout


when is he going to send us some chinese beer?

zokah
03-08-2005, 04:51 AM
when India beats Australia in cricket


will that ever happen again?

Arcane
03-08-2005, 05:16 AM
i have no idea, i dont watch cricket but, ...i see this thread is back in action again,



HOORAY!!! who loves this thread?

wutangstan
03-08-2005, 11:06 AM
I'm quite fond of it.



Anybody else?

Raven
03-08-2005, 02:24 PM
blatant excuse for postwhoring h0z.

so how'z that fondness ay? :D

zokah
03-09-2005, 01:07 AM
this thread will never die

will it?

i`m a wannabe
03-09-2005, 02:28 AM
no way just look at the pages already



is this one of the fav threads here?

xen
03-09-2005, 04:36 AM
Yup

doncha just love it when somebody misses a question?

zokah
03-09-2005, 05:12 AM
nope

why is it me so often?

MamaBush
03-09-2005, 05:14 AM
PUT DOWN THE BEER AND DRINK MORE WATER



hmmm, Larry's missed more than anyone else hasn't he?

LTDunltd
03-09-2005, 07:04 AM
yes I have.....I start to write an essay, then get depressed by something else and have to go for a walk with my dog.




do you think I will ever finish any of them?

wutangstan
03-09-2005, 09:56 AM
If you put your mind to it, and suffer no distractions, there is no reason why you can't.




Are you easily distracted?

LTDunltd
03-09-2005, 06:40 PM
not really, just mentally unstable







If I post something will that be good enough?

MamaBush
03-09-2005, 08:04 PM
HELL NOOOOOOOO



you think you can get away with that after so many of us had to WRITE a fucking essay???????

zokah
03-10-2005, 12:57 AM
take a dictaphone and describe what you see when you walk the dog


he can transcribe it for you can't he?

xen
03-10-2005, 03:33 AM
poor ltd


maybe we should ban him and put him out of his misery?

zokah
03-10-2005, 04:21 AM
you are really trying to get rid of him


why? :D

MamaBush
03-10-2005, 04:30 AM
Xen wouldn't get rid of Larry


why would you say something like that you shit stirrer?

zokah
03-10-2005, 04:33 AM
[QUOTE=xen]poor ltd


maybe we should ban him and put him out of his misery?[/QUOTE]

does this answer the question?

LTDunltd
03-10-2005, 07:13 AM
you think you can get away with that after so many of us had to WRITE a fucking essay???????

[color=darkorange]Ok, I have one I posted at another site, it will follow along zokah's quote[/color]

take a dictaphone and describe what you see when you walk the dog [color=darkorange]I will do this, it will even hav pics. will do this tonight.[/color]


maybe we should ban him and put him out of his misery?
[color=darkorange]that wont help...:( [/color]
you are really trying to get rid of him


why? :D [color=darkorange]jelousy?[/color]

Xen wouldn't get rid of Larry [color=darkorange]He can't, Mama would kick his ass, and not for pleasure either...:lol: a vid in the making???[/color]
[color=#ff8c00][/color]
[color=#ff8c00][/color]
[color=#ff8c00][/color]
[color=#ff8c00]besides I can spoof IP's faster then xen can ban them:p [/color]
[color=#ff8c00][/color]
[color=#ff8c00][/color]
[color=#ff8c00][/color]
[color=#ff8c00][/color]
[color=#ff8c00][/color]
[color=#ff8c00][/color]
[color=#ff8c00]ok there are 3 questions here, no way am I getting cought this time, happy now?[/color]

wutangstan
03-10-2005, 01:19 PM
I'm always happy.



does that mean I'm a mentalist?

i`m a wannabe
03-10-2005, 11:08 PM
yes you are




why did you imply that in the first place?

zokah
03-11-2005, 01:29 AM
cos he knew you were going to ask that question


what am I asking?

MamaBush
03-11-2005, 04:57 AM
cause you're too lazy to find the answer yourself.....*idunno*




what kind of kid were you in highschool?

xen
03-11-2005, 05:03 AM
a drunk one, for him highschool meant just that, going to school high.


doesn't that sound just like zokie?

MamaBush
03-11-2005, 05:05 AM
yup




do you think he kept a cooler in the back of his vehicle filled with ice and beer too?

zokah
03-11-2005, 05:10 AM
what d'ya mean "kept"


OMFG!!did someone steal it? :scared: :scared: :scared: :cry: :cry: :cry:

MamaBush
03-11-2005, 05:11 AM
I'm now lost



What does it mean to "steak it?"

you asshole....you fixed it from "steak" to "steal"

i`m a wannabe
03-11-2005, 11:27 PM
would zokie do that to you




who thinks mama needs an eye test?

zokah
03-12-2005, 02:31 AM
nah


would you prefer to leave typos?

i`m a wannabe
03-12-2005, 07:27 AM
typo`s should remain



are you worried about your net spelling?

MamaBush
03-12-2005, 07:13 PM
knot ad al





r u?

zokah
03-12-2005, 07:24 PM
only where it can cause misunderstanding


is that so wrong?

MamaBush
03-12-2005, 07:26 PM
knot ad al



sometimes misunderstandings can hurt someone's feelings, can't they?

zokah
03-12-2005, 08:19 PM
true dat

so in future I won't fix it and fuck the consequences, OK?

LTDunltd
03-12-2005, 08:34 PM
ok

if you hurt my feelings, will you apoligizes?

zokah
03-12-2005, 08:36 PM
maybe


does "fuck off" count as an apology?

LTDunltd
03-12-2005, 08:38 PM
from you it's the best you ever offer....




are you intentionaly going to try to hurt my feelings?

zokah
03-12-2005, 08:39 PM
nope

why would I want to do that?

LTDunltd
03-12-2005, 08:41 PM
it's thing I here around the forum...:lol:



so I take it they are all lies?

zokah
03-12-2005, 08:54 PM
yeah, people are always trying to assasinate my character or something like that


I have no idea why they want to do it to me, do you?

i`m a wannabe
03-12-2005, 09:26 PM
maybe its a conspiracy



who do you think the ring leader is?

xen
03-13-2005, 01:16 AM
it's prolly you, asking questions like that to deflect suspicion off yourself...


ain't that right?

zokah
03-13-2005, 02:33 AM
hhhhmmmmmmmmm


is it possible that the ringleader has posted recently?

If you disagree then reply "the Spurs suck!!!"

i`m a wannabe
03-13-2005, 04:26 AM
i would say the ring leader has posted very recently




you feel like guessing who it is?

zokah
03-13-2005, 04:42 AM
it must be YOU!!!!11


Why else wouldn't you say "Spurs suck"?

i`m a wannabe
03-13-2005, 04:48 AM
because i dont follow soccer




does that answer your question?

MamaBush
03-13-2005, 07:33 AM
seems pretty cut and dry to me



is Zokah being paranoid?

LTDunltd
03-13-2005, 08:01 AM
yes


do you think the he knows that we know about him being the ring leader?

MamaBush
03-13-2005, 08:05 AM
I doubt it



he isn't that intelligent is he?

LTDunltd
03-13-2005, 08:12 AM
he is somewhat smarter then a few who post here,





do you think he makes it above the 50% mark?

zokah
03-13-2005, 08:45 PM
so I see it's a fucking conspiracy against me!!!!11


Do you all fear my awsome 1337 posting skillz?????


I'm the only 1 honest enuff to say "Spurs suck"

LTDunltd
03-14-2005, 01:24 AM
no. I can say, "spurs suck" too, even though I don't know who thwy are.





So why should I?

zokah
03-14-2005, 02:10 AM
cos it proves to me you ain't the instigator of the campaign against me


ain't that nice to know?

i`m a wannabe
03-14-2005, 05:18 AM
one down



who is next on the suspect list?

wutangstan
03-14-2005, 08:24 AM
Spurs suck.



not me! you?

LTDunltd
03-14-2005, 08:25 AM
That's nice to know I'm in the clear.







Why not just start at the top of this list?




[size=2]zokah 909





Mama 666





xen 508





wannabe 508





ltd 308





stan 297





raven 183





gnome 107





arcane 31





elm tree 30





randy 29





pman 26





walzak 11





inky 11





tysh 10





banshe 5





sparty 4





ouzo 4





admin 2





bugger 2





wootangstan 2





orb 2





tburkett 2





hos 2





mad animals 2





althekid 2





filthlaus 2





knightly 2





serial 2





tintes 1





lord 1





playboy 1





bloodyt 1





mvaladez 1





eichmann 1





mmmsb 1





dodger 1





farhad 1





lucy 1





spikegg 1





bama 1



[/size]

LTDunltd
03-14-2005, 08:41 AM
or could it be one of the other 38 members who never post?





I always thought that the ring leader was always listed at the top of such lists???

zokah
03-15-2005, 01:19 AM
well it can't be the very top of the list and 2 others have cleared themselves by saying "Spurs suck" so the list is decreasing

Who can it be?

i`m a wannabe
03-15-2005, 05:13 AM
not me...the spurs suck and i dont follow soccer




ok who is next to clear their name?

BloodyT-Shirt
03-15-2005, 06:09 PM
you guys lost me.



Oh ya spurs suck. Always have. Always will.

??

MamaBush
03-15-2005, 06:39 PM
That's not a REAL question Bloody......if you're gonna play the game, play it right or I'll have to take you over my knee and spank you



do you understand?

LTDunltd
03-15-2005, 07:23 PM
don't scare him off...




does anybody think she scared him off?

zokah
03-16-2005, 01:27 AM
nope, he's bending over waiting for mama

am I correct MrT?

xen
03-16-2005, 04:04 AM
prolly....


Why you guys got to pick on spurs huh? Is nothing sacred around here?

zokah
03-16-2005, 04:31 AM
only beer :D

am I correct?

i`m a wannabe
03-16-2005, 05:19 AM
yes you are


the spurs suck at soccer so they should be bagged am i correct?

zokah
03-16-2005, 05:35 AM
I'm not going to disagree

how could anyone disagree?

MamaBush
03-16-2005, 07:25 PM
I'll disagree, simply because my Xen loves the Spurs



aint that right?

zokah
03-17-2005, 01:42 AM
ah ha!


Are the conspiritors of this nefarious plot to disparge my good name revealing themselves ?

xen
03-17-2005, 02:41 AM
well they would be if you had a good name to begin with...

but you didn't...did you?

zokah
03-17-2005, 03:41 AM
yeah I did, once about 50 years ago then peole started picking on me


why?

i`m a wannabe
03-17-2005, 04:33 AM
could be your spelling talents



do you have many talents to pick on?

xen
03-17-2005, 08:11 PM
no but he has a real talent in picking his nose...


have you seen the stuff he digs out of there??

zokah
03-18-2005, 01:20 AM
you're getting me confused with pian again


or was he BSing me when he said you liked it wiped on the back of your neck?

MamaBush
03-18-2005, 05:20 AM
of for fuck's sake....GROW UP ALREADY




why won't you grow up????

xen
03-18-2005, 06:01 AM
coz he has peter pan syndrome


Does pianomahn tinker with his bell?

MamaBush
03-18-2005, 06:35 PM
tee hee......."tinker with his bell".......tee hee




That was funny, wasn't it?

zokah
03-19-2005, 12:49 AM
if I grow up I'll soon be a senile old fart


would you like that?
(with your scat fetish I already know the answer :p )

MamaBush
03-19-2005, 05:14 PM
I don't have a scat fetish you asshole dipshit



what makes you think I have a scat fetish anyway?

xen
03-19-2005, 07:11 PM
he's projecting his own dirty fetishes on to you to make himself feel less of a social outcast.

Can't j00 be more sympathetic to an obviously sick man?

zokah
03-19-2005, 08:13 PM
I freely admit I'm a sicko

but why won't mama publicly admit her scat fetish? (Everybody already knows anyway)

i`m a wannabe
03-20-2005, 04:50 AM
mama sems to use the word asshole alot



could this be the first signs of her fettish?

MamaBush
03-20-2005, 06:26 AM
The only fetish I have that surrounds assholes is salad tossing. Took care of that fetish last night....oh yaaaaa.



so, would someone tell me how salad tossing and scat are the same?

zokah
03-20-2005, 04:57 PM
if there are any dags left hanging b4 you start tossing then what is it?

MamaBush
03-20-2005, 05:14 PM
I'm assuming a "dag" is like a "dingleberry".....he showers when he gets here, because he always comes over after working.....so, he's fresh and clean, and scubs his asshole even better when I tell him what I plan on doing to him...



does that answer your question?

zokah
03-20-2005, 07:34 PM
I s'pose so


what happens if he farts?

wutangstan
03-21-2005, 01:44 AM
mama gets a steam puddin for dessert.



What if he follows through?

zokah
03-21-2005, 02:58 AM
then her scat fetish is satisfied

Should I be hiding about now? :D

MamaBush
03-21-2005, 10:40 AM
YES YOU SHOULD



are you a chicken shit?

LTDunltd
03-21-2005, 04:19 PM
don't know about the chicken shit part



but did you know he has had his hand around it's neck?

MamaBush
03-21-2005, 06:34 PM
what a creep...choking a chicken



that just aint right, is it?

zokah
03-22-2005, 01:31 AM
Larry has been viewing to much porn he's got me confused with somebody else


isn't it stans job to take care of the chickens and mama job to spank the terd monkey?

MamaBush
03-22-2005, 04:43 AM
You better believe it's my job to spank him



so, where the hell is he anyway?

zokah
03-22-2005, 04:50 AM
I'm not telling


but did you notice that pianomahnn was here earlier? Coincidence?

MamaBush
03-22-2005, 04:52 AM
shut up.....



How come Xen didn't even say HI to me?

i`m a wannabe
03-22-2005, 04:55 AM
he dont wanna say hello with his alter ego



havent you noticed when xen is not here pmahn is?

zokah
03-22-2005, 04:59 AM
I think he might have gone home to mommy

is mamas memory failing?

LTDunltd
03-22-2005, 06:51 AM
OHOH! looks like xen is in trouble with Mama for not telling her that he was going to be gone for a few days...




What should his punishment be?

wutangstan
03-22-2005, 09:27 AM
Kick him in the nutz mama.



Or is that too harsh?

zokah
03-22-2005, 02:43 PM
mama even commented him going. I think it's either CRAFT disease or altzimers kicking in


but why should I defend xenry?

MamaBush
03-22-2005, 03:51 PM
You don't need to defend him....he said he wouldn't be around NEXT week when I'm on vacation as well....and.....HE WAS ON LAST NIGHT.....he even posted




do y'all think he's kicked me to the curb already?

zokah
03-22-2005, 06:45 PM
possibly/probably for now


who else thinks that when xenny returns from his tour he'll be full of crappy excuses for mama?

xen
03-22-2005, 07:05 PM
don't care who else thinks that, i'm leaving this afternoon (tuesday) actually, will be back on monday night. Deep down mama knows that everything is fine, you creeps flinging the e-divorce suggestions around isn't helping. I'd never kick you out on the curb and asking these morons if I have is really the wrong way to go babe.

Do you understand?

MamaBush
03-22-2005, 07:31 PM
oooo, I love it when you're assertive and take charge....



do you have any idea just how horny that makes me?

zokah
03-22-2005, 08:52 PM
and he's leaving you here in our tender care?


anyone got a suggestion on how to help?

i`m a wannabe
03-23-2005, 06:53 AM
send larry over for a visit




do you think larry will be for that?

LTDunltd
03-23-2005, 07:18 AM
yes:D





Do you think I can get off work for a few days?

MamaBush
03-23-2005, 07:48 PM
I doubt it




When are you visiting the folks again?

LTDunltd
03-23-2005, 08:00 PM
don't know, have to visit the girls too.





Why do I have so much to do and no time to do it in?

MamaBush
03-23-2005, 08:02 PM
such is life




as you already know...right?

zokah
03-24-2005, 01:37 AM
wrong

isn't life what you make it?

MamaBush
03-24-2005, 04:56 AM
sometimes



we aren't going to get philosophical are we?

i`m a wannabe
03-24-2005, 04:59 AM
hope not




that becomes way too boring,who agrees?

MamaBush
03-24-2005, 05:03 AM
*raises hand*



Does anyone else find Zokah a bit....well, you know?

i`m a wannabe
03-24-2005, 05:06 AM
i dont know




can you elaborate more ?

MamaBush
03-24-2005, 05:11 AM
not really.....



and you can't make me, can you?

i`m a wannabe
03-24-2005, 05:17 AM
wouldnt bother trying



you think i would try to?

MamaBush
03-24-2005, 04:19 PM
ack


why should I bother answering your question?

LTDunltd
03-24-2005, 05:43 PM
only if you want to






what was the question?

MamaBush
03-24-2005, 06:04 PM
I dun forgetted




Do you want some home made lasagna?

zokah
03-25-2005, 01:36 AM
yeah, I'm hungry tnx


can I have a cold beer to go with it please?

MamaBush
03-25-2005, 04:48 AM
You'll have to bring your own....




hmmm, wonder if you have any beer on hand?

LTDunltd
03-25-2005, 05:04 AM
looks in fridge....




Is 4 beers enough?

zokah
03-25-2005, 05:10 AM
I don't think so


did mama ask a real silly question?

MamaBush
03-25-2005, 05:26 AM
yes I did



I am in such pain....why oh why did I eat ice cream last night?

wutangstan
03-25-2005, 10:42 AM
Cos you couldn't get any Hot cream?

MamaBush
03-25-2005, 03:46 PM
You got that right....would have rather had hot cream, at least it doesn't give me diarrhea and intestinal pain




anyone here have any hot cream I can have tonight?

zokah
03-25-2005, 04:36 PM
nope, the place I get deep fried icecream from is closed for easter

anyone got a recipe?

i`m a wannabe
03-28-2005, 05:00 AM
try cook it yourself



can zokie cook without needing beer?

i`m a wannabe
04-12-2005, 03:50 AM
of course he cant


everyone run out of questions?

MamaBush
04-12-2005, 04:24 AM
No, I simply forgot about this thread



is that a crime?

i`m a wannabe
04-12-2005, 04:28 AM
only if you think it is



how can you forget about this thread?

wutangstan
04-12-2005, 09:33 AM
quite easily, you just try to not remember, and 9 times out of 10, you'll forget.



possibly?

MamaBush
04-12-2005, 02:44 PM
you are right on target Mr. Wutang



are you always this smart?

LTDunltd
04-12-2005, 05:42 PM
sometimes.



But is as smart as me???

i`m a wannabe
04-13-2005, 12:49 AM
no chance


why do you assume that?

zokah
04-13-2005, 01:53 AM
yes, is as smart as you


but who is is?

MamaBush
04-13-2005, 03:45 AM
Is is Cousin It's second cousin



thought you knew that, no?

zokah
04-13-2005, 04:15 AM
what what

thats the sister isn't it?

MamaBush
04-13-2005, 04:21 AM
no no no......Cousin It and Is don't have any sisters silly



why are you sooo blonde?