Raver's Birthday Today

[lickateesplit]

I see under todays birthday it says Raven, so Happy Birthday to out host, enjoy your day.

[MamaBush]

so what???.....I wanted to simply post one smilie, but couldn't because it needed a minimum of 5 characters

































tee hee






HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN......*gives Raven a birthday butt squeeze*

[xen]

happy b'day ravenelli....I'll be back with your prezzie later today

[zokah]

Have a good 1 mate

We got you a cake

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=757&stc=1

and of course I got you a little something

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=756&stc=1

[i`m a wannabe]

happy b/day raven. i bet arcane got something good for you :p

[wutangstan]

Dammit, I'm always late for these things, I should spend more time on here rather than outside in the lovely sunshine. Happy birthday for the other day ravvers you old fruit you.

[Gnome]

.......?? sunshine?


CHEERS RAVEN!

Teh ladies want to do a few rounds of Tequilla with you....

[zokah]

they got to many clothes on for Ravvers taste

[i`m a wannabe]

and he would like to lick sip suck something else

[zokah]

I'd be happy for them to do the licking and the sucking, I'll do the sipping

[MamaBush]

ha, funny how we wish Ravers a Happy Birthday, and he can't even come in to say, ya...it was great or nuttin.

[zokah]

thats why we did it here instead of compounds where he spends all his time jerkin to Lickertees porn

[Gnome]

[QUOTE=zokah]they got to many clothes on for Ravvers taste[/QUOTE]

Thats it what the Tequillas for :lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]thats why we did it here instead of compounds where he spends all his time jerkin to Lickertees porn[/QUOTE]

jerkin the gherkin while he has arcane locked up....how strange ..lmao

[xen]

where is the (ex)birthday boy anyway

[zokah]

busy, there is just to many vids @ teh other place :D

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=zokah]they got to many clothes on for Ravvers taste[/QUOTE]clothes removed for ravers. but could only find pics for 2 of them:scared:

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=760&stc=1

[zokah]

he will now say it's the best pressie ever

[xen]

that's just sick

[zokah]

is 1 of them ur secretary?

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=zokah]is 1 of them ur secretary?[/QUOTE]the one on the right is.





the one on the left is the;
"[size=2][size=1]Official Weenie Washer"[/size]
[/size]

[xen]

neither one is my secretary...my secretary is a pleasant if moronic chinese lady...

[zokah]

are you sure it's a lady?

[xen]

yepperz

[zokah]

so you've been peeking?

[xen]

naah...

[zokah]

then how can you be so sure?

[xen]

coz i've known her for 6 years and i know her 2 sons and her husband as well

[zokah]

but unless you've physically checked it out you can't be positive

[i`m a wannabe]

ltd came up with a funny on that pic

[wutangstan]

Xen's not been employing chinese ladyboys again has he?

[xen]

again? when was teh first time?

[zokah]

there has been so many you can't even remember who the 1st was

[MamaBush]

shut up

[zokah]

make me

[wutangstan]

[QUOTE=xen]again? when was teh first time?[/QUOTE]

If you remember way back at the old place, I think there was a time when all you could talk about was your chinese ladyboy. Correct me if I'm wrong.:p

[xen]

you're wrong. I see that playing too much with your PSP is affecting your short and long term memory.

best you hand it over to me for safekeeping.

[i`m a wannabe]

if xen has your PSP then his memories with the ladyboy will come flooding back

[xen]

what memories are you fools talking about?

[wutangstan]

I'm sure I remember a ladyboy thread back at the old place.

[zokah]

you mean apart from the times you pair played dress-up?

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=767&stc=1http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=368

[LTDunltd]

is that stan or xen :dunno:

[zokah]

it's both

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]is that stan or xen :dunno:[/QUOTE]


its both

[zokah]

there's an echo in here

[xen]

yeah wannabe's cavernous ass is to blame.

[wutangstan]

:lol::lol:ROFLZ!

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]yeah wannabe's cavernous ass is to blame.[/QUOTE]



better watch out i`ll blow you away :p

[xen]

/puts on gas mask

[LTDunltd]

stays on this side of the pond, Think I might forgo having a beer with wannabe

[wutangstan]

Your gonna skip while having a beer with wannabe? How sweet!:)

[xen]

just don't get the rope tangled between your legs

[wutangstan]

OOOOH!!! nice editing LT!:)

[xen]

'tis ok, thanks to your post, we all know what he originally said :)

[zokah]

*wonders if I'll be safe having a beer with Larry?

[xen]

scared he'll tie you up with his skipping rope and have his evil way with you?

[zokah]

I'm more worried he'd tie me up with his skipping rope and drink my beer before he had his evil way with me

[xen]

:lol: :lol:

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=zokah]I'm more worried he'd tie me up with his skipping rope and drink my beer before he had his evil way with me[/QUOTE]:lol: :lol: :lol:



I couldn't remember the code to strike through text

[i`m a wannabe]

ltd looses memory without alcohol :p

[xen]

i think it was {s}text{/s} wasn't it?

replace the {} with []

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=xen]i think it was {s}text{/s} wasn't it?

replace the {} with [][/QUOTE]
nope_

[zokah]

I think Ravvers removed that option

[xen]

bummer

[wutangstan]

Yeh, I love using the strikeout option. Oh, wait. I've never used it. bummer.

[xen]

oh you poor poor deprived child.....

RAVEN!! WILL STANLEY NEVER KNOW THE JOY OF STRIKEOUT TEXT????

[wutangstan]

One sits and waits in hope. If only. sighhhhhh.

[xen]

i think u ought to start a petition


btw did raver ever acknowledge this b'day thread????!?!?!?!?!?!

[wutangstan]

Nope, It would appear he doesn't even venture here anymore. We are alone. with no one to guide us.

[xen]

raven never guided anyway...he liked to walk behind to group to see if there were any newbs he could prey on

[zokah]

he only ackowledged it @ compounds I think

[xen]

oh well, hope he had a good one anyway

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=zokah]I think Ravvers removed that option[/QUOTE]he has HTML code "off"

[xen]

oooh that bastid!~

[zokah]

no he don't

he's even allowing php tags

[xen]

i take back my previous comment then

[zokah]

:lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

dont back peddle too much pmahn is probably lurking near by

[LTDunltd]

<s> test</s>

[LTDunltd]

test2

[i`m a wannabe]

does ltd need a test of something else ? .....lmao

[LTDunltd]

just trying html codes, that don't work:p

[zokah]

the html codes work, just the strikeout option has been removed ;)

[xen]

that makes sense

zokie i think we should perform the six-monthly banzor button check...what do you think?

[zokah]

yeah, I think I'll try it out on ur BF

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=zokah]yeah, I think I'll try it out on ur BF[/QUOTE]:dunno::corn:

[xen]

dunno what he's talking about either, unless he meant he's going to try it out on his BF..

[xen]

u mind passing some of that popcorn there ltd?

[zokah]

for some reason Ravvers won't let me ban piano, so I can't try it out

[xen]

bummer...why not try on wannabe?

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=xen]u mind passing some of that popcorn there ltd?[/QUOTE]sure, grab a cold one from the cooler.
http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=777&stc=1

[zokah]

popcorn isn't kept in a eski

[i`m a wannabe]

molson...is that beer?...looks like cordial in a can to me :p

[zokah]

and it's about the same acoholic content

[xen]

thanks for the gesture ltd, but do ya gots any beer?? :D

[LTDunltd]

it was the first pic I found when I searched for 'beer in a cooler'

it's not my fault that the Canooks think that is beer :(

[Raven]

holy shit! so sorry guys! :(

a sincere & belated thanks for the b'day wishes! :)

i do venture this way, but for some unknown reason never saw the thread! i no freakin idea why. don't ask. actually, i always wondered why no one had made a b'day thread for me here. i stand corrected by a whole month :/

normally zokah clues me in if a i miss something. cheeky bugger probably wanted to see how long it would take me if he didn't give me heads up.:D

thanks again all ;)

[xen]

hope you had a good one raver :)

[Gnome]

The real questions is:

What the hell has Raven been doing all this time?


scary eh?


BTW Molson=moose jizz

[zokah]

[QUOTE=Raven]

normally zokah clues me in if a i miss something. [/QUOTE]

only if it's important :p




[QUOTE=Gnome]The real questions is:

What the hell has Raven been doing all this time?


scary eh?[/QUOTE]


arcane locked him in the dungeon :hyper:

[i`m a wannabe]

ravers paid no attention because there was no porn related topic in this thread :p

[xen]

for once, wannabe may actually be onto something there

[T.D.K]

Happy b-day man... Long time no talk to.

Hey y'all, yep I'm still alive :)

[xen]

heya tdk - how's things? :wavey:

[wutangstan]

Blimey. Hello TDK:)

[zokah]

who was that masked man?

[xen]

t.d.k. came to give raver a belated birthday present

[Gnome]

long time no sees

[Raven]

what you bn up to TDK?

[i`m a wannabe]

he must be someone from the old site?

[zokah]

Thats batman, the keeper of the cave of porn (http://forum.batcom.net/) :D

he [COLOR=Red]<3[/COLOR] it when I post this pic

[wutangstan]

Is a bit dead there though at the moment. I go there sometimes, (under an assumed name), last time I visited was 22nd sept, and as of now, there has been 8 new posts!!?

[zokah]

Last time I went there I was gonna post a redhead thread cos holo likes them but I'd ripped me off, but at least I was given credit for finding it :D

[xen]

u what now?

[zokah]

huh??

[MamaBush]

yuppers

[wutangstan]

Xenny must be on the old medication again I think.

[zokah]

or off it

[i`m a wannabe]

most probably off it

[T.D.K]

Things are so so... all I do is work :(

[xen]

that's not such a bad thing T

[i`m a wannabe]

it has to be work with some play in between it all

[zokah]

thats what happens to us all at times

[i`m a wannabe]

i think its better for more play and less work

[zokah]

work is a four letter word

[xen]

sure is but then so is play


or beer for that matter.. :D

[zokah]

there are some good four letter words and even some great ones, but "beer" should always be plural so it's not a four letter word

[Gnome]

Like lets go sample some more beers?

Or as Gollum would say: Ssssstupid, fat Hobbinses it'sss drinkseees all our beersesss.

[xen]

hey!! who u calling a fat hobbit ya pimped up midget

[zokah]

I much prefer Yodas version: Beer! drink it I must

[i`m a wannabe]

obi won`s version....use the beer luke use the beer

[Gnome]

Xen, iffen you don't have any hair on your feet...your not a Hobbit.

Now I have some hairy ass feetses. It's almost bizzare.

They say excessive wanking with make your palms grow hair. I must be an exception.

[Gnome]

Or R2D2 sez:

BEEPBURPBLAP WRRRRRR GRONK!

/translation- pour a beer in my beer receptor my biaches!

[xen]

well thankfully, i'm not that hairy at all.

Arnold - I'll be baack!!! ( for more beer )

[zokah]

I'm like dubya "God told me to do it" :D

[xen]

:lol: his god is as insane as he is