Xen Honey...be Careful

[MamaBush]

[color=magenta]THIS WAS POSTED AT GG...AND I THOUGHT OF MY XEN RIGHT AWAY :lol: [/color]
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[color=magenta]China could top 10 million HIV cases by 2010[/color]
[color=magenta]State media projection echoes grim U.N. warning[/color]
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[color=magenta]Updated: 7:19 a.m. ET Oct. 24, 2005[/color]
[color=magenta]BEIJING - China, once accused of being slow to acknowledge the threat of AIDS, could have as many as 10 million HIV carriers in five years if no effective preventive measures are taken, state media said on Monday, echoing a grim UN warning.[/color]
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[color=magenta]China says it has 840,000 HIV-AIDS cases among its 1.3 billion population, but experts say at least a million poor farmers were infected in botched blood-selling schemes in the central province of Henan alone.[/color]
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[color=magenta]“If the preventive measures are slack, the number of people infected by HIV could reach 10 million by 2010,” Dai Zhicheng, director of the Health Ministry’s Committee of AIDS Experts, was quoted by the Xinhua Daily Telegraph as saying.[/color]
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[color=magenta]Dai said the number could be kept under 1.5 million if the right steps are taken and there are sufficient funds.[/color]
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[color=magenta]The United Nations has also said the number could rise to 10 million by the end of this decade if the epidemic is not treated seriously.[/color]
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[color=magenta]After initial reluctance to even talk about AIDS, China has poured millions of dollars into public awareness campaigns and providing free antiretroviral treatment.[/color]
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[color=magenta]State leaders have also made headlines shaking hands and chatting with AIDS patients, trying to remove the social stigma attached to the disease.[/color]
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[color=magenta]But public fear and ignorance remain strong and the government continues to be suspicious of volunteers and non-governmental organisations trying to help spread AIDS awareness.[/color]
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[color=magenta]Increasing social mobility and 25 years of economic reforms have also added extra difficulties -- 120 million of the rural population have swarmed into cities looking for work and drug abuse and prostitution have flourished.[/color]
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[color=magenta]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9801604/[/color] (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9801604/)

[zokah]

sux to be chinese

is my takeaway at risk?

[xen]

well whether u bang her in the brothel or take her away to a hotel, the risk would be the same i guess

[wutangstan]

[QUOTE=xen]well whether u bang her (or him) in the brothel or take her (or him) away to a hotel, the risk would be the same i guess[/QUOTE]


/^Edited for sexism. :kiss:

[xen]

you're right, I should respect zokie's sexual preferences...sorry

[wutangstan]

Easy mistake to make dude.:)

[MamaBush]

JUST BE CAREFUL MY LOVE

[xen]

ermm...don't worry?


actually the bird flu is much more scarier right now - I avoid all meat and poultry like the plague.

[wutangstan]

Why? Do you think you're gonna catch it from eating a chicken drumstick?

If everybody thinks like that, ( which unfortunately a lot of people do,) I could be out of a job very soon.

[i`m a wannabe]

looks like stan wants to belt xenry now :p

[zokah]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]looks like stan wants to belt xenry now :p[/QUOTE]

you know how kinky they are so why should a bit od B&D surprise you, and stan is upset cos xenry won't let him use the drumstick as a dildo anymore

[wutangstan]

??? You should learn to read I think.

[MamaBush]

OOOO...XEN IS NOW RIGHT UNDER ME IN POST COUNTS.


I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE DAY THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE A BODY BETWEEN OURS.....swooons

[xen]

oh yeah bayyyybeeeeeeeeeeee. i'm right behind your behind :D

[xen]

[QUOTE=wutangstan]Why? Do you think you're gonna catch it from eating a chicken drumstick?

If everybody thinks like that, ( which unfortunately a lot of people do,) I could be out of a job very soon.[/QUOTE]

sorry stan, didn't complete my sentence last time, I meant I avoid meat
and poultry whenever I'm in China. major quality and hygiene issues there.

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]oh yeah bayyyybeeeeeeeeeeee. i'm right behind your behind :D[/QUOTE]


the back door bandit strikes again

[xen]

/buries face in mama's behind

[zokah]

weren't you gonna feed her some burritos last night Larry?

[MamaBush]

I don't care for burritos, so no.


*wiggles ass in Xen's face*

[xen]

oooh yeah!!!

[MamaBush]

*GRINS*

[wutangstan]

:Vomits:...relax....breathe....:Vomits:

[MamaBush]

I AM NOT CLEANING THAT NASTY PUKE UP EITHER

[zokah]

you helped caused it so you should

[MamaBush]

BITE MY ASS

[xen]

*chomp*

[zokah]

*technicolor yawn

[xen]

wtf is a technicolour yawn?

[zokah]

use your imagination, or find the old movie (circa 1972) "The adventures of Barry MacKenzie"
Another classic line from it "I need to point Percy at the porcelain" which is still used in pubs and other watering holes australia-wide to this day

[xen]

i just googled it. we're not cleaning up that mess either

[zokah]

you cause it, you fix it!

[xen]

nope :p

[MamaBush]

stand your ground my man......

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]*technicolor yawn[/QUOTE]


the enlightenment of aussie humour :D

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]use your imagination, or find the old movie (circa 1972) "The adventures of Barry MacKenzie"
Another classic line from it "I need to point Percy at the porcelain" which is still used in pubs and other watering holes australia-wide to this day[/QUOTE]



good ol bazza mackenzie a good movie with plenty of aussie humour and slang for the uneducated to watch and learn

[xen]

who the fuck would want to learn aussie slang?

[zokah]

why not? We're not unlike the Eskimos who have 237 words for snow, only we have that many for beer

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]why not? We're not unlike the Eskimos who have 237 words for snow, only we have that many for beer[/QUOTE]


and thats only the sober list

[Gnome]

When you get old and feeble, do they make you stop drinkng beer so you wander out in the ice fields looking for an open bar until a polar bear eats yo ass?

[i`m a wannabe]

you`ll have to ask an eskimo that question

[zokah]

and they'll say "does a bear shit in the woods?"

[wutangstan]

and they may answer ' well, that depends what type of bear your talking about. Polar bears for instance probably don't.'

[xen]

yeah they wouldn't want to stain their lovely white coats with brown icky stuff

[i`m a wannabe]

maybe one would try a fashion change by have a gt stripe down the back

[xen]

:lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

easy to spot the fashion savvy polar bear

[xen]

and the fur-lovers who'll be wearing it shortly thereafter..

"AAH DO LUV MAH FURRR COAT BUT AAH JUST KAIN'T STANYUND THE SMELL"

[zokah]

which in reality would be caused by the red paint thrown on them by PETA

[xen]

oh dear, red and brown on a white coat....that'd clash like mad :lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

any other colours to throw in?

[MamaBush]

piss yellow perhaps?

[wutangstan]

Why is it that on xmas cards polar bears are always wearing hats and scarves? If they're that cold they should put some clothes on. And where do they get them from in the first place?

[xen]

they were what was left of the fur hunters that the polar bears had for dinner...

[wutangstan]

Oh right. That explains it.

[xen]

glad i could clear that up for you ;)

[zokah]

you are such a font of knowledge

[xen]

awww shucks....*blushes* :p