Merry X'mas everyone!

[xen]

I'm starting this thread early coz i'm going on holiday tomorrow and will be
back only after x'mas

Hope everyone has a great holiday - best wishes for a happy and peaceful
festive season!!! Take care and I hope everyone has a great time!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

[elmtree]

Merry Christmas to you, Mama, Zoks, Larry, Gnome, Ravs, Lic, WB & Stan! :santa:

[Gnome]

cheers! brothers and sisters.

[zokah]

I hope everyone has a great festive season

Merry Xmas

[MamaBush]

ahhhhh


BAH HUMBUG

[wutangstan]

Get pissed, get rested and get erm..er..Pissed, again. lovely. Merry X mass and a not quite so shitty new year. amen.

[lickateesplit]

Everybody enjoy the holidays, I wish you happiness and peace.

[i`m a wannabe]

i gots plenty of spirits to get me into the spirit

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]ahhhhh


BAH HUMBUG[/QUOTE]ditto
but will try to have some fun durning my week off...
hope like hell I get the dog I want

[zokah]

be careful or you might get the dog from hell (http://deadrunner.staticservers.com/pwnt.avi)

[elmtree]

You know he enjoyed every second of that. Didn't try to fight.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[elmtree]

Can't stay logged in:cry: :cry: :cry:

[wutangstan]

MERRY XMAS!!!!!!!!!

[zokah]

*hic !
so far it's been a very merry one :D

[MamaBush]

I ended up getting the Christmas spirit on Christmas eve...last night.

Couldn't help NOT get the spirit with my daughter here....ended up being a fantastic Christmas

[elmtree]

[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=seagreen]I got a Sirius radio so's I can listen to Stern.:coffee: [/color][/size][/font]

[Mailkontakte]

Thanks a lot:angel:

[zokah]

Glad to hear it turned out good for you mama

WTF is sirius radio elmer?

[elmtree]

North American Satellite radio.

[wutangstan]

You'll be able to listen to Chris Moyles then, he's good for a laugh.

I didn't get Revenge of the Sith. But I did get a webcam. Oh well.
Torrent reactor here we come. heh heh.

[i`m a wannabe]

hey stan i can always send you a copy

[xen]

i can pick it up for you next time i go to china stan - It comes with the insert and disc. you'll just have to get a dvd cover for it...

[FC Barcelona]

merry x mass and happy new year to all people......peace!!!

[FC Barcelona]

everyone a nice new year!!!!

[wutangstan]

Yes too, a new year nice!

[Gnome]

it better be a nice new year or else.

[xen]

[QUOTE=FC Barcelona]everyone a nice new year!!!![/QUOTE]

it will be if barca can whip those chelsea mofos in the euro cup...

[elmtree]

[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=blue]I predict in 2006 Bush will invade Cuba for crossing the 20th parallel (the island, that is). Then maybe Liberate Panama (nobody told him we gave the canal away). Finally it's on to Cabo San Lucas. He heard that a worm is being held captive.:eek: [/color][/size][/font]

[xen]

an american worm?

[zokah]

by islamic pacifists?

[xen]

*gasp*

[MamaBush]

I love it when you gasp......

[xen]

not as much as I love making you gasp ;)

[wutangstan]

You'd think she was used to the size of your a$$ by now wouldn't you?

[MamaBush]

once again, I love the size of his ass


and EVERYTHING else as well....uh huh

[elmtree]

[font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=wheat][/color][/size][/font][font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=lime]Santa's off getting loaded at the South Pole. Cause' that's where all the evil elves hang out. Zok's?[/color][/size][/font]

[zokah]

yep, he likes to get some yellow ice for his bourbon after he finishes the nights work

[Gnome]

[FONT=Garamond]Dreamed I was an eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero...

And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Don’t be a naughty eskimo
Save your money, don’t go to the show

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

(well, right about that time people
A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )
And he started into whippin’ on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe)

I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, peekaboo
I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, peekaboo
He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
He went whap with a lead-filled snowshoe, and
He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. so I bent down
And I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous
Mitten-ful of the deadly yellow snow

The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes,the circular motion, now rub it!

(here fido)

And then
In a fit of anger
I pounced

And I pounced again

Great googly moogly!

I jumped up and down on the chest of the him

I injured
The fur trapper

Well he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so, because the
Deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his
Sight

And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said

I can’t see
I can’t see
Oh, woe is me
I can’t see

Well.....you know
I can’t see
Nothin’

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I can’t see
Temporarily

Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
Frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about
His deflicted eyes. and it was at that precise moment that he remembered
And ancient eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that
They write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named
Nanook,
The only way you can get it fixed up is to go

Trudging across the tundra
Mile after mile
Trudging across the tundra

Right down to the parish of st. alphonzo

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