Monkeys Pay to View Porn - NEWS!

[Raven]

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial]SO DON’T BE ASHAMED TO SUPPORT YOUR HOZ!! IT’S NATURAL & PART OF EVOLUTION!! :D[/font][/size][/font]


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Monkeys Pay to View Porn Finding shows that like humans, they value information according to social content

Betterhumans Staff
1/28/2005 2:06 PM


Like humans, monkeys will pay to see images of powerful and sexually attractive individuals, showing that they also value information according to its social content.

Economics and evolutionary theory predict that animals should selectively acquire information about others that's most useful for guiding behavior.

Researchers at Duke University Medical Center (http://www.mc.duke.edu/) in Durham, North Carolina have now provided evidence for the theory in male rhesus macaque monkeys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhesus_Macaque).

Group behavior

In most monkey social groups, behavior is structured by kinship, dominance and reproductive status.

This suggests that related social information should be valued.

Previous studies have shown that monkeys would work to see other monkeys.

Juice payments

Robert Deaner and colleagues at Duke wanted to see whether monkeys placed value on the social relevance of other monkeys.

They tested this by measuring how much fruit juice monkeys would accept or forgo to see pictures of familiar monkeys.

They found that male monkeys would pay in juice to view female hindquarters or high-ranking monkeys' faces, but needed overpayment to view the faces of low-ranking monkeys.

The research is reported in the journal Current Biology (http://www.current-biology.com/) (read abstract (http://www.current-biology.com/content/article/abstract?uid=PIIS0960982205001041)).

[xen]

what next? monkey scat pr0n? monkey snuff movies?? Hey if a monkey got off with a human, would the other monkeys consider that beastiality? :D

[i`m a wannabe]

seems like they dont have much to do in North Carolina except watch monkeys watching porn

[zokah]

so who's gonna give me some fruitjuice?

[i`m a wannabe]

the monkey keeper who else :p

[xen]

hehehe :D

[zokah]

yeah, we know the head monkey keeper likes porn. I'm starting to worry aboot the rest of ya's

[wutangstan]

I like porn.

[xen]

everyone likes porn, except those who don't

[zokah]

the world is full of weirdos

[wutangstan]

At least we can all laugh at yo/them.

[ORB]

ooo aaa ,:)

[xen]

hello orbie

[zokah]

hey Orb

don't tell me married life is that bad already your bored and came here :D

[LTDunltd]

[size=2]Worthless Post Whoring

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[MamaBush]

[color=magenta]awww....our very first thread in the new Lobby......:rockon: [/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]that remodel sure paid off didn't it???? :wavey: [/color]

[zokah]

yeah, you just gotta look thru the window to know that

http://www.dimulka.aha.ru/sex/07.gif

[i`m a wannabe]

that is definitely not pmahns window

[MamaBush]

wish that were my window right now......woe is me

[i`m a wannabe]

give D a call

[zokah]

tonight view :D

http://www.dimulka.aha.ru/sex/16.gif

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]give D a call[/QUOTE][color=magenta]I did :p [/color]

[zokah]

and I was peeking thru the window

http://www.dimulka.aha.ru/sex/33.gif

[MamaBush]

ummm...that aint "D".........he's much much darker than that, oh, and much much LONGER as in height..........*tries to spot the dick size for comparison*

[i`m a wannabe]

mama`s dog tar is getting excited as well

[zokah]

thats cos they doing it doggystyle

see?

http://www.dimulka.aha.ru/sex/10.gif

[MamaBush]

GOOD ONE ZOKAH

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]thats cos they doing it doggystyle

see?

http://www.dimulka.aha.ru/sex/10.gif[/QUOTE]

is that so they can watch x files

[elmtree]

[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=royalblue][/color][/size][/font][font=Book Antiqua][size=3][color=royalblue]With no lights on?[/color][/size][/font]

[MamaBush]

hell...gotta have some light on when you're making LOVE


or when having unbridled hot passionate sex as well

[elmtree]

[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=sienna]That was a BareNakedLadies lyric reference[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=#a0522d]"Watching X-Files with no lights on"[/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=#a0522d]Get it?:) [/color][/size][/font]

[xen]

more like watching the sex-files with no lghts on

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]hell...gotta have some light on when you're making LOVE


or when having unbridled hot passionate sex as well[/QUOTE]


but no fucking candels!!!!

[xen]

got your ass burned once too often eh zokie? ;)

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=elmtree][font=Arial Black][size=3][color=sienna]That was a BareNakedLadies lyric reference[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=#a0522d]"Watching X-Files with no lights on"[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Arial Black][size=3][color=#a0522d]Get it?:) [/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE][color=magenta]No, I don't get it....I don't listen to BareNakedLadies.....not my kind of music:tard: [/color]

[zokah]

but I like bare naked ladies even without musak

[xen]

don't we all....:)

[LTDunltd]

you got to have some lights on, it's so you don't grab the supper glue :eek: instead of the anal lube... ;)

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]is that so they can watch x files[/QUOTE]

groundhog gang had a good tune with lyrics about doing it doggy style so they can both watch x files

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]don't we all....:)[/QUOTE][color=magenta]you are [size=6]SO[/size] cute :kiss: [/color]

[xen]

aww shucks...you're making me blush

[i`m a wannabe]

xenry`s face is redder than a sunset

[xen]

aren't sunsets more orange than red?

[i`m a wannabe]

depends on what you drinking or smoking when you watch it :p

[xen]

true dat

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]xenry`s face is redder than a sunset[/QUOTE]naw...
it's redder than a baby's butt with diaper rash:D

[i`m a wannabe]

lmfao

[xen]

poor baby...diaper rashes can be painful ya know

[zokah]

please, just cos you wear them in your freaky games we don't need to know

[LTDunltd]

:eek: is mama into this with him???

[i`m a wannabe]

i think so

[xen]

arrrrggggh!!!!!

[MamaBush]

[color=magenta]Oh God how I want to suck and lick you right now...[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]mmmmm, how ya doin my big studly?:kiss: [/color]

[LTDunltd]

xenny wants to be a pirate

[xen]

no that was last week...now i want mama to be a nurse

[zokah]

why? has that pesky STD returned again?

[MamaBush]

oh, that reminds me


You did complete the whole bottle of penicillin, right? Zokah, I told you that for penicillin to be effective, you can't stop taking it just because your symptoms go away.

[xen]

teehee...he's prolly had it so many times, he's immune now...

[zokah]

true, cold beer + cold ocean = chest infections

[xen]

poor fellah

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=zokah]true, cold beer + cold ocean = chest infections[/QUOTE]I always thought it was = srinkage?

[i`m a wannabe]

thats with the wetsuit off

[zokah]

nope, pissing in the wetsuit prevents shrinkage and it's gotta be the 2nd best groin sensation

[xen]

ugh...so you'll be pickling your genitals in your own piss in that tight wetsuit.

and you say i have fetishes...jeez

[zokah]

thats not a fetish it's a surfers survival tactic

[i`m a wannabe]

has a surfer ever been attacked by a shark while pissing...i think not...xenry needs to get outta the office more

[MamaBush]

Xen needs to plan a trip to Chicago

[zokah]

he's more interested in going to Kentucky :D

[LTDunltd]

[size=2]or Indiana :D

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[zokah]

Why? Has Pian moved again?

[LTDunltd]

I thought I read on another forum that he lived there

[MamaBush]

He's not going to go visit PMann....he's going to come to Chicago to visit me dammit to hell

[xen]

yep apart from vegas, chicago would be the only other place I'd visit in the states ;)

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]He's not going to go visit PMann....he's going to come to Chicago to visit me dammit to hell[/QUOTE]


you only wish

[zokah]

LTD, last I read was he moved to Ky after school. Why else has Randy gone MIA?

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]you only wish[/QUOTE][color=magenta]YUP :p [/color]

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]He's not going to go visit PMann....he's going to come to Chicago to visit me dammit to hell[/QUOTE] sorry I can't, if you read my other post (somewhere in here) you will know why.:(

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=zokah]LTD, last I read was he moved to Ky after school. Why else has Randy gone MIA?[/QUOTE]I thought you were talking about pmann

[zokah]

I was :D

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=zokah]LTD, last I read was he moved to Ky after school. Why else has Randy gone MIA?[/QUOTE]


maybe pmahn has gone there think thats where ky gel is made:lol::lol::lol:

[LTDunltd]

it is, isitn't?

[i`m a wannabe]

better to ask pmahn when he comes up for air from xen`s den

[MamaBush]

KISS MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS YOU COCK SUCKING DICK FACE ASS HOLE










*feels even better*

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]KISS MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS YOU COCK SUCKING DICK FACE ASS HOLE










*feels even better*[/QUOTE]


lmao...are we getting you mad? :p

[xen]

no you're just being an annoying little prick like the one in your trousers

[zokah]

xenny knows what you got in your trousers???

[MamaBush]

*rolls eyes*

[zokah]

yeah, I was amazed when xen admitted it as well

[xen]

oh dear, here we go again.....

[LTDunltd]

you said it, not us...

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]no you're just being an annoying little prick like the one in your trousers[/QUOTE]


lmfao...you need to check what you post before you incriminate yourself :lol::lol::lol:

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]oh dear, here we go again.....[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Ignore them my love....[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]I know you're all man, and only want women......that's all that matters.[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]now...get over here and take care of business once again :bananadog [/color]

[xen]

sure thing baybee....

[i`m a wannabe]

i need a bucket


no spew smiley...awwwwwh shit

[zokah]

not another search????????
maybe we need this http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=426&stc=1

[i`m a wannabe]

i think i`ll have a look see

[xen]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]i need a bucket[/QUOTE]


Why don't you use the toilet for nature calls you sick freak?

[i`m a wannabe]

i`ll spew in the bucket and then you can look at what you are doing to us all in here :p

[xen]

watever

[Martin]

I always use prOn for new tricks gotta learn from somewhere right well that's my only reason *wonders*

[zokah]

hehe, I must try telling teh missus the only reason I look @ so much pr0n is research to make her happy :D

[Martin]

For the moment at least I can get away with it until she gets her Visa granted. though not having it for 2 months is sooo depressing even phone sex with ther don't work anymore..... I so need the real thing * Dreams of the honeymoon*

[i`m a wannabe]

keep dreaming

[MamaBush]

always the bitter old man aint cha Wannabe???


Have a great Honeymoon Martin....and do like most of us when it comes to Wannabe....HUMOR HIM!!!

[LTDunltd]

[size=1]I thought we were supose to ignore him[/size]

[MamaBush]

not me.....YOU GUYS

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]always the bitter old man aint cha Wannabe???


Have a great Honeymoon Martin....and do like most of us when it comes to Wannabe....HUMOR HIM!!![/QUOTE]


lmfao

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]


Have a great Honeymoon Martin...[/QUOTE]

the way I read it, the honeymoon is over and he's remembering the good bits

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]always the bitter old man aint cha Wannabe???/QUOTE]


who says i`m bitter???...if that what you think then thats how it is :p:p:p

[xen]

[QUOTE=zokah]the way I read it, the honeymoon is over and he's remembering the good bits[/QUOTE]


yeah that's how i understood it as well.


so where the missus now Marty?

[LTDunltd]

then why is he waiting for her visa?

[i`m a wannabe]

mail order bride?

[zokah]

some countries, like here, if you get married o/s or even when visiting on a tourist visa then the spouse doesn't automatically get resident rights.
It's to stop the scam of buying citizenship by renting a spouse

[Martin]

Ok i tell you the situation...
we getting married 4th june in Canada Quebec city.
her visa is in process and we should hear something from them on the 3th then if good and dandy she can come back with me on the 8th. and hopfuly we be both nackered after the honeymoon.

[MamaBush]

IN YOUR FACE ZOKAH.......


I was right....I was right.....*does happy dance*

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=Martin]Ok i tell you the situation...
we getting married 4th june in Canada Quebec city.
her visa is in process and we should hear something from them on the 3th then if good and dandy she can come back with me on the 8th. and hopfuly we be both nackered after the honeymoon.[/QUOTE]it will be a shitty honeymoon if she doesn't get it...

But hopes for the best for you two

[xen]

yeah good luck martin and congratulations in advance....would it be too much to ask for pics from the honeymoon....i mean the private ones you're bound to take? :D

[zokah]

the honeymoon is directly after the wedding, unless Marty left minutes after signing up, so this will be a 2nd honeymoon

[i`m a wannabe]

as long as he has fun it dont matter how many times it is his honeymoon

[xen]

true dat

[Martin]

Well we been apart for 2 months so for sure we need to make up for all them missed nights ;) And thanks it going to be a awsome day.

[zokah]

I'm sure you're fapping in anticipation

[i`m a wannabe]

stan will ring him and tell him to keep the noise down

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Martin]Well we been apart for 2 months so for sure we need to make up for all them missed nights ;) And thanks it going to be a awsome day.[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Make up for "all the missed nights?".....what about the missed mornings, afternoons, evenings........so on and so on?[/color]

[zokah]

they won't get out of bed for 4 months then


unless it's to do it on the table, kitchen bench, shower, I better stop teh missus is asleep and I'm making myself horny

[MamaBush]

ahhh FLAP FLAP FLAP time, huh?

[LTDunltd]

he can't reply, his keyboard is stuck

[MamaBush]

oh okay.....

[zokah]

you better recommend a way of cleaning it LTD

[Martin]

been horny for the last 2 months... with no prOn either.
and for sure i mean all day just start at night and never ends till my dick drops off

[zokah]

the pr0n we can provide :D

www.forbiddencompounds.com/forum

[xen]

he may not want the missus after going there....

[LTDunltd]

porn is great and

porn is grand

but a woman is

better then your hand


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[xen]

hehe :D

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]porn is great and

porn is grand

but a woman is

better then your hand


:lol: :lol: :lol:[/QUOTE]


are you the hand master?:p

[xen]

he prolly is

[zokah]

thats better than being the head master

[xen]

or a master debater

[i`m a wannabe]

maybe he is that too

[LTDunltd]

*looks over to empty bed* :( I guess I am then...




*clicks over to compounds* :fap: :fap: :fap:

[MamaBush]

God damn Larry........YOU'RE GONNA GO BLIND

[LTDunltd]

to late to stop now....:D

[MamaBush]

let me know when you need the red tipped cane...I can get you a great deal on one

[xen]

knowing him, he'll prolly get someone to spank him with it...

[i`m a wannabe]

ltd should change his sig to the fap master

[xen]

furher of the fappage

[zokah]

Don't worry, Larry. You know we cater for the sight deprived @ compounds


but a warning first

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=451&stc=1

and here's some samples

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=452&stc=1

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=453&stc=1

[MamaBush]

cute.

[i`m a wannabe]

ltd and his computer with numerous holes...lmao

[xen]

hey quit picking on larry