Hi

[volt_2005]

Hello

I am a new member and I hope to enjoy with you

[Gnome]

I do to.
/tosses volt a beer...

[zokah]

/sits back doing seal impersonations in the hope 1 will be tossed my way :D

greetz volt, have fun

[MamaBush]

HIYA VOLT



is that short for "VOLTAGE?"

[Gnome]

/tosses beer to Zokes.

Mama, what was your favorite libation? I forgot...

[zokah]

cheers bro

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]/tosses beer to Zokes.

Mama, what was your favorite libation? I forgot...[/QUOTE][color=magenta]while some may think it's the "blue" stuff....HYPNOTIQ[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]I actually prefer Smirnoff's Twisteds......green apple is to die for[/color]

[zokah]

twisted sounds about right for you

[MamaBush]

ya, I imagine twisting your little head off all the time

[zokah]

it's a good thing I don't like handjobs then

[MamaBush]

I said, "IMAGINE"

you don't think I want to touch your little head for real, do you?

[zokah]

well, I know you ain't gettin any elsewhere......................

[MamaBush]

yes I am.....but not the good stuff like I'm used to. Will be getting some from the "MAN" "D" at the end of the month.....oh yessireebob....can't wait.


have you noticed, this guy comes on to say hi...and hasn't come back since?

damned noobie teasers

[xen]

what made volt revolt?

[zokah]

a power failure

[Gnome]

another flash in the pan.

[Sparticus]

Hi, I am the great and powerful Sparty....i used to post....alot....now i am a sad sad woman who plays world of warcraft

[MamaBush]

yes sad

[zokah]

you've obviously never played the strip version :D

[Sparticus]

nope but naked night elves......herm

[xen]

i like playing the hapland games...

[Sparticus]

i dont think i wanna know

[xen]

http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland/

[Gnome]

I've been playing Vampire: Masqurade and Call of the Cthulhu. They actually did justice to the mythos!

[MamaBush]

I like playing with Xen

[Gnome]

Is Xen a first person shooter or a role playing game?

[MamaBush]

we role play....not sure what a first person shooter is

[Gnome]

it's a video game where you run around and shoot at stuff.

like about 98% of them are

[MamaBush]

ack, no...no shooter games

I thought you meant shooters like in facials or sumpin...now, THAT I love to play

[zokah]

I like shooters, 'specially the 1s @ hooters

[MamaBush]

I like male pooters, but they don't have them at hooters

[Sparticus]

[QUOTE=xen]http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland/[/QUOTE]

cant...stop....playing.....but cant...figure out :(

[Gnome]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]I like male pooters, but they don't have them at hooters[/QUOTE]

pooters= man cans? :tard:

[MamaBush]

man cans???


pooters are booters...not hooters or cans...ya see?

[Gnome]

ah I see! and not nessesarily front butt.

man cans = bitch tits.

[MamaBush]

I told ya, I don't want man cans......man pooters is what I want.


man boobs....just don't turn me on, ya know

[Gnome]

I dont think manboobs turns anybody on. except mebe dudes who have them themselves.
pooters = asses?

[zokah]

pooters derives from the word "comPOOTER" even mama hinted at that when she said "pooters are booters"
Booting is another term for starting the "phone home" sequence for windows XP users.
And once again she was almost correct with the claim "I like male pooters, but they don't have them at hooters" While I have no doubt that an establishment like Hooters would have the latest in technology I think if they had male pooters it'd be a major distraction from the primary entertainment and would prolly breech many OH&S rulez.
So male pooters should only be in the home in a darkened room where they can be enjoyed to the fullest extent.
Although with mamas taste in wemmins I dunno if she'd find much she would really like on the harddrive of typical males like Raven and myself


MB check pm's ;)

[Gnome]

:yeahthat:

[Sparticus]

[QUOTE=Gnome]ah I see! and not nessesarily front butt.

man cans = bitch tits.[/QUOTE]

Bob had bitch tits...

[Gnome]

squeezable?

[zokah]

who's bob?

[MamaBush]

almost every woman is a Bob......and, I did check my PMs, haven't had the time to really look at what you sent, Zokah...but will when I get home from work tonight

[Sparticus]

and again...Bob had bitch tits....

[MamaBush]

and his nipples are erect......tho thexy

[Gnome]

Whats the first rule of Fight Club?

[zokah]

I can't tell you cos it's a secret

[xen]

[QUOTE=Sparticus]cant...stop....playing.....but cant...figure out :([/QUOTE]


HAHAHAHA!!!!! i went thru the same thing....

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]and his nipples are erect......tho thexy[/QUOTE]

then here's 1 where they're hangin out


http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=981&stc=1

[MamaBush]

did that turn you on, Zokah?


hmmmmm????

[Sparticus]

[QUOTE=Gnome]Whats the first rule of Fight Club?[/QUOTE]


You do not talk about fight club...


2nd rule of fight club YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGH CLUB!

[Gnome]

hehhhee

anyone wanna buy some soap?

[MamaBush]

I'm still waiting for Zokah's answer to my above question

[Sparticus]

[QUOTE=Gnome]hehhhee

anyone wanna buy some soap?[/QUOTE]

"they dont know it but we're selling women their fat ass's back to them.."

[Gnome]

......^_^......

[zokah]

/agrees with gnomey

[MamaBush]

still waiting

[xen]

his silence says plenty

[MamaBush]

you are so wise

[xen]

awww..shucks, you're so much wiser....

[Gnome]

hey kids!

go get a room or sumptin.

[xen]

thanks, but we're good here..

[MamaBush]

yes we are

how else could we make Wannabe and Zokah sick?

[DFGEvyDay]

hello

[xen]

howdy

[MamaBush]

howdy, Day......bet you won't be coming back any time soon, will you?

[zokah]

thats right scare the poor d00d away


g'day day ;)

[MamaBush]

hey now, I aint trying to scare anyone off....unless of course it's a female trying to hit on my Xen.....the gloves come off if that happens.

[zokah]

ya, we need a good catfight for entertainment

[Gnome]

problem: what other chick is gonna hit on Xen?

[MamaBush]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Gnome]

legitimate question Mama aside from yourself how many other females peruse these fair pages? Sparty... and some chick who lost her titties for a few days.

[MamaBush]

true

but he made is sound as if no other woman would want my Xen...that's just crazy talk



Xen is one sexy ass mother fucker

[Gnome]

Xen is the high lord doppelganger of all that is Xen

yo best go gussy up for the boy.

[MamaBush]

"gussy up?"


I don't gussy up for no man......no way in hell.

[Gnome]

not even a little dab of perfume?

[MamaBush]

"gussy up" isn't putting perfume on, in my opinion


to "gussy up" means:

1) do something fancy with your hair (I have too much)
2) where frilly or slinky dresses (I refuse to wear a dress)
3) putting makeup on my face, eyes, lips (I feel clausterphobic)
4) wearing high heels (no fucking way in hell)

[xen]

that's good mama coz

1) I'd just mess it up yanking it and tugging it while doing doggy
2) I'd just rip it off and get to where the action is
3) I like you au naturale, and i don't like tasting foundation when i lick your face
4) maybe you could reconsider this, you would be on your back most of the time anyway ;)

[Gnome]

I personally prefer a girl who may omit makeup in lieu in a bit of dirt picked up from a mountain hike where 'gussy in up' means a brisk splash in a cold river. Who feels more comfortatble in a pair of boots than pumps.

But can still civilize and sport a sun dress with tea and crumpet grace.

if only she lets me brush her hair.

[xen]

u trying to hit on randyhillbilly's wife gnomey?

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]that's good mama coz

1) I'd just mess it up yanking it and tugging it while doing doggy
2) I'd just rip it off and get to where the action is
3) I like you au naturale, and i don't like tasting foundation when i lick your face
4) maybe you could reconsider this, you would be on your back most of the time anyway ;)[/QUOTE]oh okay....I guess the heels are okay, as long as I don't have to walk in them

[Gnome]

[QUOTE=xen]u trying to hit on randyhillbilly's wife gnomey?[/QUOTE]

haa!

I like a bit of a nature girl but... not Randy rustic! :lol:

[xen]

u saying mrs. randy is rusty??

[Gnome]

hell no, she's no doubt- on top of her game like serious skills dude.

but here where I live rustic is a colloquialism for a double-wide on an acre lot.



high end real estate

[xen]

meh too many big words...i need a beer

[Gnome]

zymurgy is a medium sized word

saccormyces cervesia is an old presumptuous word

both are beer :lol:

This Buds for you©

[zokah]

tnx for the bud, but do you have any real beer?

[MamaBush]

and here I thought he was talking about BUD


http://www.state.ia.us/government/dps/dci/lab/drugchem/marijuana.jpg

[Gnome]

take your pick.

always have good beer stocked.

is that a sample of your yied Mama?

[MamaBush]

mine would have more hairs on it

[zokah]

I[COLOR=Red]<3[/COLOR] redbeard

[Gnome]

better than Mexicano block holmz

no damn doubt.

[zokah]

Durban poison is still the best I've ever had and it's not even hydro. I guess the Zulus have been growing it for centuries

[MamaBush]

Purple Haze aint bad either

[Gnome]

Got Humboldt?

no, 'cuzz those tightwad hippies bogart it all for themselves.

[Fr4nZ]

Just want to introduce myself.
Here I am :rolleyes:
I came here because this forum is the only one WebWasher didn't wash. So I can watch this forum while I'm sitting in class.

Some of you might know me from forbiddencompounds

[MamaBush]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?


oh...and, welcome. There is an "introduction" thread somewhere around here

[Gnome]

no worries, I'm sure they'll not post more than 3 or 4 times.

[zokah]

greetz Fr4nZ
maybe you should look for my FAQ @ FCF on proxies, it's often a way around filters, especially if you use google as the proxy.
*did I include how to do that?/goes to find the post

That's a nice welcome from a mod mama :p

[MamaBush]

yes, I AM the greeter I guess.

I try to be upbeat and sweet to the noobies at all times....*grins*

[zokah]

so you're gonna show the some b00bage?

[Fr4nZ]

nice welcome :-P
@zokah: Using a proxy to avoid webwasher is a good idea. i never got into how to manage it right. but in the last 2 months 4!! of my classmates were banned from school because of avoiding webwasher.

[zokah]

if you're using firefox it's very easy.

http://www.picturetrunk.com/uploads/7a8d9adfad.jpg

some sites for proxies
http://www.multiproxy.org/anon_proxy.htm
http://proxy.org/port80.shtml

but don't get caught, you need to getz teh edumakations

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Fr4nZ]nice welcome :-P
@zokah: Using a proxy to avoid webwasher is a good idea. i never got into how to manage it right. but in the last 2 months 4!! of my classmates were banned from school because of avoiding webwasher.[/QUOTE]oh my God...you're a baby



only 21......still wet behind the ears and all

[xen]

hmmm so i'm no longer the youngest man around :(

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]oh my God...you're a baby



only 21......still wet behind the ears and all[/QUOTE]

watch out Fr4nZ, she's a bit of a cradlesnatcher

[Fr4nZ]

I will test it tomorrow. We're using IE @ school and we do not have ANY rights to change settings, install programs and so on. Furthermore everyting we do will be logged so our "SysAdm" can exactly tell us when we have done what. Well it's a challenge of course.
Thanks for your help

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]hmmm so i'm no longer the youngest man around :([/QUOTE][color=magenta]but[/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff][/color]
[color=#ff00ff]you're still MY MAN.....:kiss: [/color]

[xen]

woohoo!!!!! :kiss:

[zokah]

just ignore those 2 like the rest of us do....

sux 4 you being forced to use IE with no rights.
I'll look and see if I can find how to use google as a proxy. cna you change the google settings to allow adult content or is that banned as well?

[Fr4nZ]

Hm...
These links you've posted are blocked (by webwasher). Via Google there is a chance to translate a page from en to en. Because of this I was able to visit forbiddencompounds but only the first site.

[MamaBush]

[size=5][color=magenta]I'M BORED[/color][/size]
[size=5][color=#ff00ff][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=#ff00ff][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=#ff00ff][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=#ff00ff][/color][/size]
[color=#ff00ff]*wonders if I'll get in trouble*[/color]

[zokah]

I abhor useless postwhoring

[i`m a wannabe]

getting to be a bit lame

[MamaBush]

don't cut yourself down that way, Mr. Wannabe....that's my job

[zokah]

:lol:

[trainman]

hi to you too.

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=trainman]hi to you too.[/QUOTE][size=7][color=magenta]STRANGER DANGER[/color][/size]

[zokah]

w00t! a n00b :D

G'day trainman
Do you like working on the railroad?

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]don't cut yourself down that way, Mr. Wannabe....that's my job[/QUOTE]


you dont do that too good :p

[MamaBush]

I don't do what too good?

[xen]

i thought she did that brilliantly, in fact i'm turned on by the way she ruthlessly shot you down...

[Gnome]

ah the hallowed days of youth

[zokah]

Snoopy vs. The Red Baron
1966
The Royal Guardsmen

After the turn of the century
In the clear blue skies over Germany
Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard
Like the scream and the sound of a big war bird
Up in the sky, a man in a plane
Baron von Richthofen was his name
Eighty men tried, and eighty men died
Now they're buried together on the countryside
Chorus: Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' out the score
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
Of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany
In the nick of time, a hero arose
A funny-looking dog with a big black nose
He flew into the sky to seek revenge
But the Baron shot him down--"Curses, foiled again!"

Chorus

Now, Snoopy had sworn that he'd get that man
So he asked the Great Pumpkin for a new battle plan
He challenged the German to a real dogfight
While the Baron was laughing, he got him in his sight

That Bloody Red Baron was in a fix
He'd tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks
Snoopy fired once, and he fired twice
And that Bloody Red Baron went spinning out of sight

Chorus

Fade on chorus second time

http://www.petcaretips.net/WWI_Flying_Ace.gif

Return Of The Red Baron

Royal Guardsmen

(plane crash, laughing and "Der curse little klinehund Snoopy")
You remember that baron flying high in the sky
When Snoopy shot him down with a gleam in his eye
But that baron had leaped from his blood-red plane
Just before it burst into a ball of flame
Snoopy circled back to check his kill
Saw the bloody red baron standing high on a hill
Then he swooped down low
Shouted "Curse you red baron!"
The German shook his fist you could hear him swear "Ach der
lieber!"
Hey watch out little Snoopy
You're really in a mess
You thought you were through with the bloody red baron
But it looks like he's not down yet
Then a cry went up all over the land
The bloody red baron would strike again
But brave little Snoopy said "Never fear"
As he headed for his plane all the people cheered (Yeeaaaahhhh!)
Hey watch out little Snoopy
You're really in a mess
You thought you were through with the bloody red baron
But it looks like he's not down yet
Snoopy blazed a trail straight across the sea
Searching in vain for his enemy
Then he found that German trying to fix his plane
A-sweatin' and a-cussin' about to go insane
Take it:



Snoopy landed for a pistol duel
The baron was worried
Snoopy was cool
He fired a shot and missed
Started to run
Before Snoopy had a chance to raise his gun
Hey watch out red baron
Snoopy is on your trail
One of these days he's gonna make you pay
And you'll go straight to-
Well watch out red baron
Snoopy is on your trail
One of these days he's gonna make you pay
And you'll go straight to-
Well watch out red baron...(fade)

[xen]

poor wannabe never had a chance

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]i thought she did that brilliantly, in fact i'm turned on by the way she ruthlessly shot you down...[/QUOTE]



you call that being shot down

[Gnome]

Zokes, the first 'record' I ever bought was a compilation called Goofy Greats. That was the first tune on the album :lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

goofy greats what a name

[zokah]

what else was on yhe album?

[Gnome]

K-tel published a few anthologies. usually had a mix of stuff that was available on the first one, but with a few different tunes.

the one I had also had Ahab the Arab, Green Tambourine and little green bag ^_^

1. Bobby Day - Rockin Robin
2. Hollywood Argyles - Alley-Oop
3. Fendermen - Mule Skinner Blues
4. Tokens - Lion Sleep Tonight
5. Ohio Express - Chewy Chewy
6. Playmates - Beep Beep
7. Sam the Sham & The Pharoahs - Wooly Bully
8. Larry Williams - Bony Moronie
9. Ray Stevens - Ahab the Arab
10. Jewel Akens - Georgie Porgie
11. Trashmen - Surfin Bird
12. George Baker Selection - Little Green Bag
13. Tommy James and Shondells - Mony Mony
14. Ohio Express - Yummy Yummy
15. Sheb Wooley - Purple People Eater
16. Johnny Thunder - Loop De Loop
17. Newbeats - Bread and Butter
18. Lee Dorsey - Ya Ya
19. Little Anthony and the Imperials - Shimmy Shimmy Ko-Ko Bop
20. Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy vs Red Baron
21. Shirley Ellis - Name Game
22. Moments - Walk Right In
23. Tony & Joe - The Freeze
24. Brian Hyland - Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini
25. 1910 Fruitgum Co - 1 2 3 Redlight
26. Bill Haley & the Comets - See You Later Alligator
27. Standells - Dirty Water
28. Ray Stevens - Gitarzan

[MamaBush]

OH MY GOD

I remember almost all of those songs.....fuck, I'm getting old




*wonders if Xen and "D" will still find me sexy in 15 more years*

[Gnome]

will you still need me

will you still feed me

when i'm 64

[zokah]

Sadly mama isn't the only 1 that remembers them.
I'll never forget Green Tambourine, I got in deep shit from my sister for doodling on the "B"side label of the single.

[Gnome]

/GASP!

blasphemy!


Drop your silver in my tambourine
Help a poor man fill a pretty dream
Give me pennies, I'll take anything
Now listen while I play
My green tambourine

Watch the jingle jangle start to shine
Reflections of the music that is mine
When you toss a coin you'll hear it sing
Now listen while I play
My green tambourine

Drop a dime before I walk away
Any song you want I'll gladly play
Money feeds my music machine
Now listen while I play
My green tambourine

Listen and I'll play . . .

fuck in A time to plug in the lava lamp and go find the shoebox! :cool:

[MamaBush]

I'm soooo high

can reach the sky

bring me down

before I fly


ooo ya....*snaps fingers in applause*

[zokah]

I always preferred Mr Tambourine Man - the Robert Zimmerman version ;)

[xen]

i remember some of the songs...well not remember, but i've heard some of 'em...

[Gnome]

OK it's a bit hazy-

was Mr Tamourine Man originally written by Bob Dylan, The Byrds, or Robert Zimmerman?

i'm a bit sleepy....

[xen]

i have no idea

[zokah]

Robert Zimmermann is Bob Dylans real name.
Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Tambourine_Man) confirms he did write it although the Byrds actually got their version released 1st, both versions were released in 65.

Shit I'm starting to hate Wiki, it's just so easy to get sidetracked there :D

Other useless info from the page:

Hunter S. Thompson requested the song be played at his funeral while his ashes were shot out of a cannon
On the List of Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs of All Time, The Byrds' version of this song placed at number seventy-nine and Dylan's version placed at number 106.

[xen]

interesting.....

[Gnome]

oh yea dar!

yea wikipaedia is pretty damn cool. just the 'knowledge of the day' on the spash is enough to take up hours of research.

[MamaBush]

next time I have a research paper due for school, I'll let you do it, Gnome

[Gnome]

you wanna fail? :lol:

I consider myself a student of history and art and some science, doesn't mean I'm good at any of them.

[xen]

heheh

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]you wanna fail? :lol:

I consider myself a student of history and art and some science, doesn't mean I'm good at any of them.[/QUOTE]well, I only have two more classes....I'm sure you could write at least ONE paper for me this fall. I'll fix it up, of course, before turning it in.

[Gnome]

my personal favorites are Celticic/Pict?Viking history, Meso American prehistory and the Inuit/Mongol.

one thing i've noticed in the past few years, my comprehension for basic grammer and arythmiitic is becoming, foggier


i need to go back to school

[xen]

u just want to bang all the hot co-eds....

[zokah]

or be molested by the hawt female teachers

[xen]

or the male ones... :shudder:

[Gnome]

I'm afraid I'm hardly in danger of being molested by anyone.

[MamaBush]

why do you say that?

do you have rotten teefs, with some missing, a big wart on the end of your nose, coke bottle glasses, greasy hair, have horrible body odor, weigh 500 pounds, and only 3 feet tall?

[xen]

don't think so....he seems pretty normal from his pics...

[Gnome]

3 foor tall is pretty damn tall for a gnome.

i'd consider myself of average looks.

maybe it's cuzz I have that crazed coyote look in my eye?


:tard:

[zokah]

could be, is this where it comes from?

http://www.snipesmountain.com/files/beers/0/12.jpg

[MamaBush]

whatevah

[Gnome]

Hmmmm, I'll have to go on a quest.

I love that entire area of the Northwest. I'd live in Yakima tommorow if there were any jobs to be had there.

[zokah]

Yakima? That sound Japanese, I thought there were jobs available?

;)

[Gnome]

My goal is to someday simply dissapear into the primordial forest of the Northwest and live out a posh camper/trailer for a while with my woman by my side and a rib eye on the grill. Work as a campground host or a trail ranger/ fire jumper. Occasionally selling artwork and beef jerky at a roadside stand.

alas a simple dream, so far away it seems.

[MamaBush]

oh man.....that would be a great way to live (for a while)

[Gnome]

yep I could did it for a few years. Then do some traveling via, foot, bike, and camper. Just go out and see stuff. Work on a large series of watercolors in the Tetons. Hike the John Muir trails. Work on a farm for a season. Fish in hidden creeks.


/SMAK! wake up!!!

[MamaBush]

*fantasizes with Gnome*

[Gnome]

I'm visualizing a Dutch oven full of chili with biscuits on a nice campfire, feet soaking in a cool river. A hammock stretched between some trees with Steinbeck. Kids fishing. Hawks soaring.
no stress

[i`m a wannabe]

if only you knew what a dutch oven means over here

[xen]

ssssh...stop pissing all over gnomey's dreams with your filth.

That does sound nice gnomey...*sigh*..no stress, no responsibilties, no deadlines...BLISS

[zokah]

maybe gnomey does know what a Dutch oven full of chili would do :D

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]if only you knew what a dutch oven means over here[/QUOTE]it means the exact same thing over here.....


question:

why do men find doing dutch ovens to their women so fucking funny? :mad:

[Gnome]

i can't answer that I'm not hip to the vulgar vernacular.

THIS is the only thing I think of when I think of Dutch Oven:

pot-1 (from the bottom) Chili cornbread pie, Goulash, or wild mushroom stuffed beef tenderloin.

pot-2 twice baked potatoes

pot-3 Apple cobler deluxe

I'm out of room for biscuits though....

[MamaBush]

mmmm.....actual food made in a dutch oven is fantastic.

and, Gnome, if you think that what we're talking about is "vulgar" then you know what a dutch oven is.....*giggles*

[zokah]

I never knew that whats in the pic was a dutch oven, it looks like a stack of broiling pots with rocks on the lids.
Way to much crap to carry for a trip into the bush. The only "luxury" item I carry for cooking is a wire coathanger and since it doubles as an emergency abortion kit and is handy for many car repairs if there is no fencing wire available, it's almost worth taking 1

[Gnome]

Yea I'd hate to stack em in my backpack, but if I'm in the camper one or two is nice. I'm fond of the local cowboys demonstrating chuck wagon/Dutch oven cooking.

Zokes, those are charcoal briquetts not rocks, although hot rocks can be used to ballance heat.

especially when it gets to the eattin part

link (http://www.cowboyshowcase.com/cowboy_chuckwagon.htm)

what does Dutch oven mean? :dunno:

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]Yea I'd hate to stack em in my backpack, but if I'm in the camper one or two is nice. I'm fond of the local cowboys demonstrating chuck wagon/Dutch oven cooking.

Zokes, those are charcoal briquetts not rocks, although hot rocks can be used to ballance heat.

especially when it gets to the eattin part

link (http://www.cowboyshowcase.com/cowboy_chuckwagon.htm)

what does Dutch oven mean? :dunno:[/QUOTE][color=magenta]mmmmm, ever have saur kraut and pork made in a dutch oven?[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]oh...ummm....DUTCH OVEN:[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]1) Man and woman in bed[/color]
[color=#ff00ff]2) Man farts[/color]
[color=#ff00ff]3) Man shoves woman's face under the covers[/color]
[color=#ff00ff]4) Woman gags[/color]
[color=#ff00ff]5) Woman fights to get out from under said covers[/color]
[color=#ff00ff]6) Man continues to hold woman under said covers[/color]
[color=#ff00ff]8) Woman gets angry [/color]
[color=#ff00ff]9) Woman gets fucking pissed off[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]10)......MAN LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY[/color]

[Gnome]

OHHHH yea.

11) man gets no nookie for years.

yes I have indeed made kraut and pork roast in a dutch oven, with bratwurst and garlic smashed taters. It's done when the roast just falls apart and the kraut has a golden brown on the outside.

serve with honey mustard and a little horseradish for me.


mmmmmmmm....

[MamaBush]

mmmmmmmm


when's dinner?

[Gnome]

if I get my chores done here in the next 1/2 hour, about 8:00 Pacific


although tognite it's just tabuli and tomato salad and some turkey.

[MamaBush]

mmmm, that sounds good too....I don't eat pork any more anyway...but I sure do miss it



mmmmmmm.....pork ribs.....mmmmm.....pork chops........mmmmm......drools

[xen]

i wanna pork mama...mmmmmmm.....yummy....

[Gnome]

pork and beans

very limited pork consumption for me.

I prefer cat, the other white meat.

[xen]

i like pussy too gnomey

[xen]

zokah and wannabe are more into sausages

[MamaBush]

ah, how true

[xen]

but let's not judge then, each to his own and in their case each other's

[Gnome]

no mas chorizo que?

and you can get cat in the menudo on saturdays