View Full Version : I am teh win
MamaBush
05-21-2005, 04:01 AM
HA HA HA....SMELLY ROTTEN ASSES
i`m a wannabe
05-21-2005, 04:14 AM
come here i`ll give ya a one cheek sneak
zokah
05-21-2005, 04:41 AM
[QUOTE=xen]well if it makes you queers happy to believe that I want your smelly rotten asses.......[/QUOTE]
just the mere fact that you have been sniffing the chairs we sit in to know we have smelly asses is proof
MamaBush
05-21-2005, 06:45 PM
fuck off dick face
zokah
05-21-2005, 08:40 PM
If I was a dickface you'd be sitting on it
Even though I'm not I'll still let ya sit on it
i`m a wannabe
05-21-2005, 09:05 PM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]fuck off dick face[/QUOTE]
shouldnt it be fuck me dick face
MamaBush
05-22-2005, 08:18 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]If I was a dickface you'd be sitting on it
Even though I'm not I'll still let ya sit on it[/QUOTE]:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
zokah
05-22-2005, 09:42 PM
http://www.pussysnorkel.com/images/jadenew.jpg
I'm ready
i`m a wannabe
05-22-2005, 10:29 PM
good thing you got the slim snorkel
LTDunltd
05-23-2005, 05:16 AM
is that so you don't have to smell it?
if it is, then you need to find a better class of wemenz zokah:lol:
MamaBush
05-23-2005, 09:31 AM
no shit he does.....
or he could buy his women some soap and make sure they use it before he takes the "plunge"
zokah
05-24-2005, 02:57 AM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]is that so you don't have to smell it?
if it is, then you need to find a better class of wemenz zokah:lol:[/QUOTE]
you told me mama had class and tasted like honey, you mean she doesn't smell like it too
[QUOTE=MamaBush]no shit he does.....
or he could buy his women some soap and make sure they use it before he takes the "plunge"[/QUOTE]
and since I only put it on for you I'll be sure to send you some soap since you think you need it, but will you use it???? :p
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
MamaBush
05-24-2005, 03:31 AM
hardy har har
zokah
05-24-2005, 05:42 AM
you gotta think b4 you post :D
i`m a wannabe
05-24-2005, 06:40 AM
its fun twisting it all around
LTDunltd
05-24-2005, 05:25 PM
[QUOTE=zokah][color=red]you told me mama had class and tasted like honey, you mean she doesn't smell like it too[/color]
and since I only put it on for you I'll be sure to send you some soap since you think you need it, but will you use it???? :p
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:[/QUOTE]I was reefering that use it on your wife:p
MamaBush
05-24-2005, 06:22 PM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]I was reefering that use it on your wife:p[/QUOTE]
You were [size=5][color=#ff00ff]"REEF"[/color][/size][color=white]ering that use [/color][color=magenta][size=5]"IT"[/size] [/color][color=white]on his wife????[/color]
zokah
05-25-2005, 02:05 AM
my wife is partial to a reefer
i`m a wannabe
05-25-2005, 02:09 AM
maybe ltd wants to get a few people high
LTDunltd
05-25-2005, 02:11 AM
my mommy always taught me to share,
even if it is another man's wife:D
i`m a wannabe
05-25-2005, 02:15 AM
the old saying of share and share alike?
zokah
05-25-2005, 02:35 AM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]my mommy always taught me to share,
even if it is another man's wife:D[/QUOTE]
I hope that didn't mean you did with daddy?
i`m a wannabe
05-25-2005, 02:37 AM
maybe he has a hillbilly upbringing?
LTDunltd
05-25-2005, 02:59 AM
lived too far north for that
i`m a wannabe
05-25-2005, 03:43 AM
maybe your a northern hillbilly
LTDunltd
05-25-2005, 04:54 AM
no such thing
zokah
05-25-2005, 05:06 AM
there are no hills in the north or no billys?
MamaBush
05-25-2005, 09:41 AM
hell ya, there are hills in the north and Billy's......Larry is a northern Hillbilly...trust me
Gnome
05-25-2005, 02:58 PM
what would you call a Desert hillbilly?
LTDunltd
05-25-2005, 04:44 PM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]hell ya, there are hills in the north and Billy's......Larry is a northern Hillbilly...trust me[/QUOTE]
I'm [size=5]NOT [/size][size=1]a hillbilly. A chesebilly yes, hill no!!![/size]
MamaBush
05-25-2005, 07:33 PM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]I'm [size=5]NOT [/size][size=1]a hillbilly. A chesebilly yes, hill no!!![/size][/QUOTE][color=magenta]You [size=5]ARE[/size] a northern hillbilly Larry......it's okay to admit that.[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]I know you are, and I still loves ya :D [/color]
zokah
05-26-2005, 02:17 AM
is he a randy northern hillbilly?
MamaBush
05-26-2005, 03:28 AM
he wasn't randy when I met him
zokah
05-26-2005, 04:03 AM
before or after?
i`m a wannabe
05-26-2005, 07:26 AM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]I'm [size=5]NOT [/size][size=1]a hillbilly. A chesebilly yes, hill no!!![/size][/QUOTE]
what ltd is really saying is he hides in the hills mulling up a billy or two
MamaBush
05-26-2005, 02:19 PM
[QUOTE=zokah]before or after?[/QUOTE]Before or after what???
We didn't do nuttin....just visited and went to that expensive restaurant, "Burger King" :lol:
LTDunltd
05-26-2005, 05:53 PM
good cover story...:angel:
MamaBush
05-26-2005, 06:30 PM
oh whatever
I have no reason to lie.....sheeeesh
and I thought you were my friend *oh so very sad*
LTDunltd
05-26-2005, 08:43 PM
sheeesh, kinds touchy tonight ain't we?
i`m a wannabe
05-26-2005, 11:54 PM
lmao @ expensive restaurant burger king
zokah
05-27-2005, 02:35 AM
only the drinks are expensive :D
MamaBush
05-27-2005, 03:29 AM
[QUOTE=LTDunltd]sheeesh, kinds touchy tonight ain't we?[/QUOTE][color=magenta]not at all touchy[/color]
zokah
05-27-2005, 04:00 AM
no touchy then, what about feely?
MamaBush
05-27-2005, 04:26 AM
hell....you should know that by now
zokah
05-27-2005, 05:44 AM
/puts hands in pockets
MamaBush
05-27-2005, 06:51 PM
ahhh, a game of pocket pool, huh?
LTDunltd
05-27-2005, 10:33 PM
nutjob in the right side pocket
i`m a wannabe
05-28-2005, 12:21 AM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]ahhh, a game of pocket pool, huh?[/QUOTE]
pocket billards is what it is
[QUOTE=MamaBush]ahhh, a game of pocket pool, huh?[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol:
zokah
05-28-2005, 03:24 AM
you guys are perverted sick freaks
look who's talking...
Mr. Pot, Meet Mr. Kettle, He's black.......
MamaBush
05-28-2005, 04:12 AM
*giggles*
zokah
05-28-2005, 04:22 AM
[QUOTE=xen]look who's talking...
Mr. Pot, Meet Mr. Kettle, He's black.......[/QUOTE]
I don't give a shit what colour he might be as long as he buys me a beer so please refrain from any further racist comments :D
i`m a wannabe
05-28-2005, 05:27 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]I don't give a shit what colour he might be as long as he buys me a beer so please refrain from any further racist comments :D[/QUOTE]
lmao :lol::lol::lol:
LTDunltd
05-28-2005, 06:01 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]you guys are perverted sick freaks[/QUOTE]
and damn proud of it too...:D
zokah
05-28-2005, 07:06 AM
I knowz
LTDunltd
05-28-2005, 03:39 PM
Do we get Union cards?
only if you pay your dues....
zokah
05-28-2005, 09:17 PM
just fill in the details and send me $29.95
http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=442&stc=1
i`m a wannabe
05-28-2005, 09:41 PM
and this is the elite version
it isn't the elite version, we just made that one up especially for you....
zokah
05-29-2005, 02:46 AM
hehehe
i`m a wannabe
05-29-2005, 05:12 AM
[QUOTE=xen]it isn't the elite version, we just made that one up especially for you....[/QUOTE]
i had to edit your name off the form so the others didnt know where it came from
LTDunltd
05-30-2005, 07:21 PM
now you're sounding like Mama...:dunno:
well when you spend so much time with someone....
LTDunltd
05-30-2005, 08:01 PM
has mrs xen noticed yet :asshat:
LTDunltd
05-30-2005, 08:40 PM
lucky for you then, don't want to be there when she does :couto:<xen
i`m a wannabe
05-31-2005, 12:06 AM
it will be black eyed peas
zokah
05-31-2005, 03:01 AM
good veg food :D
MamaBush
05-31-2005, 03:39 AM
I like their music as well
MamaBush
05-31-2005, 04:01 AM
between my legs *grins*
i`m a wannabe
05-31-2005, 05:42 AM
more like in the clouds
LTDunltd
05-31-2005, 06:35 AM
more like mushy black eyed peas.
that will be all he can eat while his jaw heals
MamaBush
05-31-2005, 05:52 PM
while his jaw heals from what????
He's an expert at what he does, he really should be teaching other men how to make love to a woman.
or a man, as is the case for Zokah and Wannabe
LTDunltd
05-31-2005, 06:23 PM
I was refering to if / when his wife finds out about you...:eek:
MamaBush
05-31-2005, 06:38 PM
I'm smarter than that....she'll NEVER know.....
I hope
i`m a wannabe
06-01-2005, 12:55 AM
the blind leading the blind again
no that's ltd with his red tipped cane
i`m a wannabe
06-01-2005, 01:08 AM
more like you holding his cane and leading him :p
zokah
06-01-2005, 02:43 AM
[QUOTE=MamaBush]while his jaw heals from what????
He's an expert at what he does, he really should be teaching other men how to make love to a woman.
or a man, as is the case for Zokah and Wannabe[/QUOTE]
Since neither of us have any experience in man2man love we could do with some advice for educational purposes.
Since you know and freely proclaim xen to be an expert in this field and it's always best to get it from an expert we await with trepidation. I shudder to think of the graphical exhibits he'll use........the mere thought of the fata$$ spread goatse style in colour on my screen is enuff to drive me to drink
MamaBush
06-01-2005, 03:53 AM
WHAAAAAATEVER
zokah
06-01-2005, 04:25 AM
so now you're gonna try and pretend you didn't say it? :p
i`m a wannabe
06-01-2005, 05:43 AM
waits patiently for mama`s come back
LTDunltd
06-01-2005, 06:25 AM
[QUOTE=zokah]Since neither of us have any experience in man2man love we could do with some advice for educational purposes.
Since you know and freely proclaim xen to be an expert in this field and it's always best to get it from an expert we await with trepidation. I shudder to think of the graphical exhibits he'll use........the mere thought of the fata$$ spread goatse style in colour on my screen is enuff to drive me to drink[/QUOTE]
he won't do it on your puter screen, he will it [size=4]LIVE and in PERSON[/size]
[size=1][/size]
[size=1]just so you two can get a view from every angle[/size]
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[size=1]and I hear he brings visulation objects for you to use too[/size]
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