SUGGESTION...

[MamaBush]

[size=5][color=magenta]WOULD YOU MEN PLEASE STOP SCARING AWAY THE NOOBIES[/color][/size]
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[color=#ff00ff]my suggestion is to have a FCF greeter, kinda like a Wal-mart greeter.[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]thank you very much.[/color]

[xen]

well we all do greet the noobs when they post....but emma and zokie scare them away by trying to grab their a$$

[MamaBush]

and that's the kind of greeting that makes them run away IMMEDIATELY.

someone needs to be assigned as the greeter...so when a noobie arrives they say:

"WELCOME TO FCF, HAPPY SHOPPING"

[Captain Howdy]

Is there any money in it being a greeter?

[i`m a wannabe]

only thing you will get is mama flaming you and xenry sneaking up behind :p

[zokah]

hey, Captain! You got the right name so you get the job.
Sorry, there is no money in it but the fringe benefit is you get to pat down all new members and strip search those you think might be suss :D

[MamaBush]

ha....and most of the noobies are MEN...think Captain will mind?

[xen]

not if he's like zokah and emma

[wutangstan]

Nice to see things haven't changed much round here. :rolleyes:


I'd be the official greeter if I can get a go in the mod's bar, but that's not likely seeing as how xen probbly keeps the key on a little (*Hooge*) chain down his trousers. And I ain't going down there to get it.

[zokah]

[QUOTE=wutangstan]Nice to see things haven't changed much round here. :rolleyes:


I'd be the official greeter if I can get a go in the mod's bar, but that's not likely seeing as how xen probbly keeps the key on a little (*Hooge*) chain down his trousers. And I ain't going down there to get it.[/QUOTE]


STFU n00b!

[xen]

yeah!!! STFU

the mod bar is open to all regular members.....you ain't regular anymore, so you have been barred ....geddit?? barred from the bar....hehe

[wutangstan]

Well, I was never allowed innit when I was regular, so I don't suppose I'm missing much. never mind.:)

[Sparticus]

They scare away all the noobs now eh? So thats why theres only a handfull of ya that post now....lol

[xen]

yep, we like keeping the place exclusive.....

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]yep, we like keeping the place exclusive.....[/QUOTE][color=magenta]we do?[/color]

[Gnome]

that can't be right.

I'm allowed here....

[zokah]

only cos you restock the bar weekly

[xen]

yep yep

[Gnome]

a bar back in Vegas, if they be in the right establishment can get percentages of the tips given the mixers.

bartender makes a couple grand for the night, the dude humpin cases of brew and running glassware can score serious cash in hand.

and pussy galore.


sweet gig.

[zokah]

shit, I'd prolly drink more than the profits if I worked in a bar

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=xen]yep, we like keeping the place exclusive.....[/QUOTE]xen scares the noobs off because he's afraid that someone better may come along and steal Mama away from him.....







wait a minute.... we're all better the xen,:lol:

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]xen scares the noobs off because he's afraid that someone better may come along and steal Mama away from him.....




wait a minute.... we're all better the xen,:lol:[/QUOTE][color=magenta]you just hush your mouth[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]Xen's the man.....:p [/color]

[Sparticus]

so do you guys like actually bone in real life, and know eachother, or have i still not gotten this right..

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Sparticus]so do you guys like actually bone in real life, and know eachother, or have i still not gotten this right..[/QUOTE][color=magenta]it's a secret.....shhhhh[/color]

[zokah]

[QUOTE=Sparticus]so do you guys like actually bone in real life, and know eachother, or have i still not gotten this right..[/QUOTE]


You missed the wedding but I think they've finally stopped bitching about you not sending a gift though

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]You missed the wedding but I think they've finally stopped bitching about you not sending a gift though[/QUOTE][color=magenta]bah....we never got a gift from you either[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]tightwad[/color]

[zokah]

I sent a case of beer..........I guess xen drank it without telling you

[Sparticus]

me = lost

[xen]

ooh that's a great show....I wonder what happens to Locke and Echo....Did they survive the blast??

[zokah]

no, the world ended @ 6minutes and 6 seconds past 6am today

[MamaBush]

LIKE OH MY GOD....IT IS 6/6/06



*runs for the hills*

[Gnome]

Ahhhh, TWO Iron Maiden classics!!!!
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

[FONT=Times New Roman]Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six."

I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

'Cos in my dream it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back
'Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
Was this all for real or some kind of hell
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
They seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid their eyes
666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you and me

I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it's course[/FONT]

[COLOR=MediumTurquoise]White man came across the sea
He brought us pain and misery
He killed our tribes killed our creed
He took our game for his own need

We fought him hard we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell
But many came too much for Cree
Oh will we ever be set free?

Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom the stab in the back
Women and children are cowards attack

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Run to the hills, run for your lives

Soldier blue in the barren wastes
Hunting and killing their game
Raping the women and wasting the men
The only good Indians are tame
Selling them whiskey and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old

Run to the hills, run for your lives[/COLOR]

[Sparticus]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]LIKE OH MY GOD....IT IS 6/6/06



*runs for the hills*[/QUOTE]






*cries softly*

[xen]

aaah gnomey, finally some music that I know and like :)

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Sparticus]*cries softly*[/QUOTE][color=magenta]*comforts Sparty*[/color]

[zokah]

*gets camera hoping for lezzie pics

[MamaBush]

aint gonna happen you sick ass bastard

[Gnome]

whats wrong with lesbians?

[MamaBush]

nothing...I just aint into wimmens

[zokah]

typical, it's all about "ME!" without a thought about what the rest of us want :D

[MamaBush]

yessum, it IS all about ME

[Sparticus]

hehe, *laughs at Zokah, cuz he gets no lezzie picks :D*

[zokah]

:( I thought it was a very good suggestion

[Gnome]

i thought diversity was universal?

[zokah]

apparently we haven't evolved to that level yet

[Sparticus]

you guys have only evolved to drinking beer and hoping for lezzie picks?

[Gnome]

Of course.



Today a man is, largely, only acceptable in western society if he's metro-something, sensitive, or just gay. Little boys who show any kind of natural male aggression are quickly labels ADDS and stunted in short order with Rytalin.

So todays knuckle dragging cave-man, is relegated to beer and erotic images to sooth the beast inside.

[zokah]

this gets me thinking...........

With the changes over the years to child punishment by parents (no wooden spoons, belts etc) will we see a decrease in later years in the numbers that crave spankings/whippings and general submissive BDSM play?
What will the doms do?

[Gnome]

no damn doubt about it.

yet, I got my ass whupped on my fair share. any device was fair game.

the only impression it left on me was how thick headed I could be sometimes- quite a valuable lesson.

[MamaBush]

I didn't enjoy any of the ass beatings I got as a kid....be it by the hand, belt, wooden spoon, and/or switch.


so, maybe that's why I enjoy a good spanking now???? Cause I hated it back then???

[Gnome]

maybe it becuase you got more tingly nerve stuff in your bulbous naughty bits now?

or does it just bring you back to a more simple and innocent time?

[zokah]

I don't think you were supposed to enjoy the spankings when you were a kid, mainly due to the fact that you knew you'd been naughty. You enjoy them now because it's a precursor to having a "naughty" and foreplay is supposed to be fun

[Gnome]

a bit of roleplaying is healthy and good. But getting some poor gimp to lick toilet seats i dont think is healthy.

Once in a while I'll go to the fetish and fantasy ball here in LV. It's a bit of a Halloween tradition and the creativity and work behind the costumes and themes is awesome. They would have a bondage rope tyeing demonstration or some odd spanking performance, facinating stuff. But it's all in good fun.

[zokah]

sounds like fun. I visited the pornfest here last year (only cos I got some freebies - I wouldn't pay $20 to see it)
Plenty of interesting things to see and a few name pornstars - I was looking forward to seeing Jenna Jameson in the fleash but the only 1 I saw was Ron Jeremy, thankfully he was clothed :D

[Gnome]

Jenna= sleek bitch

Ron=pork fat rulez

Vegas sees the porn conventions a couple of times a year. Supposedly Vegas is the convention capital. But we dont get cool ones like Siggraph.

Comdex is a hoot. If you got some cash you can walk out of there with next gen mega gear cheap and before the public can buy it.

The fetish and fantasy ball is the alterntative to the "pimp and Ho" ball. Any chump can dress up like a pimp with his lady. The fetish ball gets the folks from the costume dept of shows like Cirque De Soleil and such as well as the harcore SMBD crowd. So it a mix. Mandatory dress code, you have to either be dressed in a cool costume or full formal attire, think 10,000 tux.

Vendors there sell all sorts of stuff from net porn to bondage racks.

it's quite the show

[zokah]

if I was ever to visit Vegas for a convention it'd have to be "Defcon"
The kewlest geeks, nerds and FBI agents always attend.

[Gnome]

isnt that the one where they set up networks and try to hack into them for prizes and stuff. Winners are recruted by Microsoft and DOD :lol:

[zokah]

yeah. the only prize last year was you could buy back the new log-in for your WiFi connection if it hadn't been secured :D
The FBI tried their usual trick "If anyone in the room has ever hacked a website please stand up" as the photographers jumped out to start taking happysnaps they realised the entire room was standing so took no pics
Only later did they realise that everyone had done it :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sparticus]

how did spankings come up in the dont scare off noob thread?

[MamaBush]

it was a suggestion, maybe???

[Gnome]

spanking and hacker cons-

things to make a noob tremble in they booties.

[zokah]

.....with anticipation

[xen]

technically sparty is the n00b of the moment, so get to it zokie

[zokah]

I would if I could but I can't so I won't

[MamaBush]

yadda yadda yadda

[Sparticus]

[QUOTE=xen]technically sparty is the n00b of the moment, so get to it zokie[/QUOTE]




O.o wtf!! no one is getting to anything without my consent!:mad:

[Gnome]

................/waits for the good word.......

[zokah]

[QUOTE=Sparticus]O.o wtf!! no one is getting to anything without my consent!:mad:[/QUOTE]
No means NO!


















except when you know no means go :D

[Gnome]

.........^_^........

[MamaBush]

hell, I wouldn't want to have sex with someone wearing that horrible blue condom either

[Gnome]

would you be more inclined towards a clear or natural colored rubber?

ribbed or no?

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]hell, I wouldn't want to have sex with someone wearing that horrible blue condom either[/QUOTE]

To bad xen has got the export rights for them and under the contract he is prohibited from using anything else
Oh well, you weren't getting any b4 anyway :D

[xen]

i don't sell condoms....i used to but my buyers kept sending me kids they said were results of the poor quality ;)

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]would you be more inclined towards a clear or natural colored rubber?

ribbed or no?[/QUOTE][color=magenta]clear or natural color is the best[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]and, Zokah....shut up[/color]

[Gnome]

purple IS a natural color

blue too on occasion.... :tard:

or the definition of a true cad is a guy who turns the ribbed condoms inside out!

[zokah]

lolzer

[xen]

heheh

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]purple IS a natural color

blue too on occasion.... :tard:

or the definition of a true cad is a guy who turns the ribbed condoms inside out![/QUOTE][color=magenta]the guys I'm with don't have purple or blue manmeats......and no matter what, they never will....:p [/color]

[xen]

so i guess barney and the smurfs have no chance with you eh babes? :D

[Gnome]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]the guys I'm with don't have purple or blue manmeats......and no matter what, they never will....:p [/color][/QUOTE]

I'll bet if you suck and squeeze hard enough you might see some colors :lol:

[xen]

*ouch* :cry:

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]I'll bet if you suck and squeeze hard enough you might see some colors :lol:[/QUOTE]perhaps just a darker brown....still no purple or blue


thank you very much....:o

[Gnome]

interesting juxtoposition. with women, it's always pink, regardless of skin color

[MamaBush]

is that true Xen?

[xen]

yep. hence the term ,show me the pink!!

[Gnome]

but first you have to show the green

[xen]

or whatever the colour of money be in your country ;)

[MamaBush]

that would make the pink a prostitute

[Gnome]

:dunno:

[xen]

i'm hungry

[zokah]

tell us something we don't know :p

[xen]

i'm thirsty

[Gnome]

I'm Dopey

theres beers in the cooler boy, help yourself

[zokah]

/heads to cooler
tnx gnomey

[MamaBush]

fuck the beer

[Gnome]

if only........

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]fuck the beer[/QUOTE]


this is you?????

[Gnome]

thats a sure set up for nasty yeast infection

ya hoovis!

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]this is you?????[/QUOTE]NO!


aint about to put no bottle in my snatch, especially a bottle without a cap.

Do you have any idea the amount of suction that would create? I'd end up sucking out my vagina, uterus, and quite possibly my fallopian tubes.

Women who do that are taking such a big chance of internal damage.

[Gnome]

not to mention what happens if the bottle breaks.

[MamaBush]

ya, that too

[Gnome]

only glass that should ever go up..there is Pyrex©

[zokah]

so what happens to the women that gets the bottle of champagne inserted after it's been shaken?

[Gnome]

Tiny bubbles in the wine,
Make me happy, make me feel fine,
Tiny bubbles make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna Love you 'til the end of time.

So here's to the golden moon,
And here's to the silver sea,
But most of all a toast to you and me

Tiny bubbles in the wine,
Make me happy, make me feel fine,
Tiny bubbles make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna Love you 'til the end of time.

So here's to the ginger lei
I give to you today
And here's a kiss that will not fade away.

Tiny bubbles in the wine,
Make me happy, make me feel fine,
Tiny bubbles make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna Love you 'til the end of time.

[MamaBush]

*giggles*

[zokah]

you've had to much champagne

[Sparticus]

ive had not enough :P

[Gnome]

how much is..too much for you Sparty?

[xen]

why? you working out how many drinks you got to buy her before she passes out and you can have your evil way with her?

[zokah]

I didn't know Gnomey was as rich as Bill Gates :D

[Gnome]

i didnt either.

but if, I'd pay for a Forumerz get together someplace and throw one bad ass party.

but it might have to wait. I just got back from perio surgery and I'm feeling a bit jiggy.

[xen]

perio?

[Gnome]

periodontal surgery. They cut my gums away from the roots and scraped and dug on the bone, teeth and roots.

Lortabs are awesome!

I look likea fuckin squirrel :tard:

[xen]

ouch....hope you're ok dude...

[zokah]

you must be in pain
beer stops you feeling pain
for severe pain increase quantities of beer consumed

[xen]

i like dr. zokie

[zokah]

hhhmmmmmmmmmm
xen likes that idea
xen likes beers
who wants to kick xen in the goolies so he can have some beer?

[Gnome]

mebe Mama can squeez his goolies until their purple and blue :lol:


all things considered very little discomfort 'cept for this putty they have stuck to my pallate, like peanut butter epoxy. And some stiches swimming about.

THen I did have a beer with a Lortab, slept for 11 hours :lol:

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]mebe Mama can squeez his goolies until their purple and blue :lol:


[/QUOTE][color=magenta]hmmmm, Xen's "goolies" do not turn blue or purple.....his "goolies" just get darker[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]aint that right, shnookims?[/color]