call em as you see em

[Gnome]

So.

The pope uses some quotes from Manuel II about Islams hatred and violence and how do Muslims repond....

Why are so many Muslims so intolerant of other viewpoints, cultures or religions or phylosophies?

[xen]

that was truly pathetic...

It's a crazy world we live in ....

[zokah]

I'm sure Salman Rushdie doesn't think that Islam is a voilent religion.
The most humerous thing I saw about it all was some Imam saying that it wasn't true and the nearest muslim to the pope had a holy duty to slay him immediatly

[MamaBush]

well, my born again Christian sister is intolerant of people with differing religious views

which I have called her out on many times....pointing out that if she is a REAL CHRISTIAN she would love and accept all of God's children....if she truly believes in God


that usually shuts her up.

maybe she needs to live with the Muslims

[zokah]

all religions demand that they be the only religion and others should be destroyed.
I say toss 'em all in the colisium and let them go at it for the amusment of the sane people in this world.......lions would not be permitted at this time because the animists would have an unfair advantage.

Who would you back to be the winners?

[Gnome]

Exxon, Enron, and the defence contactors. the gladiators would sport all manners of corporate logos.

as a Christian I'll say that many hard core born agains disgust me in their closed minded bogotry. The lesson I know of is Jesus said in many instances that hypocritical, ignorant people who call themselves Christians are gonna be called on the floor first.

Islam and Christianity have the same background, unfortunatly Islam has yet to experience any reformation.

I can't recall any pastor in any Christian church I've ever been to even suggesting that all other religions are shit and need to be whiped out. Only a church run by man would be so presumptuous.

[zokah]

uuummmm, didn't a pope or 2 say something about reclaiming the holy lands from the unbelievers and to smite them all?
It led to something called the Crusades

[MamaBush]

oooo very good Zokah

[Gnome]

As I said:
"Only a church run by man"

A man (men), who sits on a golden throne surounded by opulence and wealth, who wields power above the heads of millions for poltical gain. In a man made religion that uses dogma, ritual, idols and fear to control the populace.

Hardly representing the teachings of Christ.

my church.

[MamaBush]

oooo very good Gnome

[zokah]

so I guess we need a church run by a woman?

[MamaBush]

what's a church?

[Gnome]

maybe with hints of the Earth Mother, and there will have to be ritualistic pagan style fucking in flowery meadows in the full moonlight.


the Mormons will be absolutly green with envy.

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]what's a church?[/QUOTE]

This is 1 of my favourite churchs

http://forumerz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1076&stc=1

[Gnome]

a sqaure with an "x" innit?

The Universal CHurch of the Epileptic Jesus?

Our Lady of Whining and Guilt?


Koolaid Temple SeBeth?

[MamaBush]

tee hee

[zokah]

fixed
It's the Church of the holy beertap

[MamaBush]

whatever

[Gnome]

do they keep the hoors upstairs?

[zokah]

nah, they're locked in the cellar, right along side the spare beer lines and empty kegs

[Gnome]

they need to get em dancing on the bar, with tequila bandoliers in thongs and stuff.

[zokah]

nah, this joint is only for serious drinkers

[Gnome]

you mean they dont serve $10.00 foof drinks with umbrellas in em?

[MamaBush]

I like foof drinks

[Gnome]

a well made mai tai or bahama breeze on occasion is good. but in this town theres two types of drinks:

overpriced umbrella drinks and $1.25 beers

[zokah]

A fancy mixed drink is Scotch and dry with ice (with a straw if it's for a female) about $5 but a good cold draught beer in a chilled glass costs $3.50 a schooner (15oz)

[Gnome]

average price for a Corona in town is $1.50 at a casino bar. The clubs will charge you up to $5.00 for the same swill. Scotch with a name with run you close to $5.00 in a casino, but can be over $10 in the swanky clubs. Mention Macallan in most places and they will say "no one works here named that"

But there are a few places you can get 12 year old Macallan for $12.00 a glass.

The micro brew pubs a pint runs 3.50/4.25

but then theres the dives downtown, 50¢ well drinks and dollar beers (bud, coors, corona etc.)

I'll even warn you about the $500 champagne scams in the nude bars if your interested.

[zokah]

yeah, I've heard about the scams
and it's the same here, places that want you to gamble will give cheaper drinks

[Gnome]

the real players here eat, drink, sleep and screw for free, depending on what they drop on the tables. OPEC sheiks who drop a few million a night get anything they want.

One tourist scam at the lamer nude clubs is the women will entice men to buy into priavte dancing and 'more' if they buy an overpriced bottle of champag-ne, so the dupe goes for it and once they find out their getting ripped, if they start acting up a bouncer throws em out on their asses. Tards could go to the next county and with the $500 bottle of champag-ne they bought,they could have had a nice party.

[MamaBush]

there's a sucker born every minute

[Gnome]

PT Barnum was a genius, he knew how to exploit suckers.

Now the media and politicians have made a fine art of it

[xen]

and the girlie bars....there's no fool like a fool for pussy

[zokah]

wasn't it Barnum that put up the sign just inside the door "This way to the egress"? and then got the suckers to pay again for entry?

[Gnome]

yep- kinda like stiff cover charges :lol:

also Barnum was one of the first to full scale implementation those rip you off carny 'games of skill'.

the promethian Gerry Springer-

but I'll be the kettle korn was fucking awesome


yum-o

[MamaBush]

kettle corn is nasty

[Gnome]

i prefer plain popcorn, but if I'm at the state fairor somesuch, kettle corn and a churro and some lemonaid is in order.

and some chili cheese dogs :lol:

[MamaBush]

yuck


pop corn is not supposed to be sweet unless it's caramel corn. And, I love the corn dogs and lemonaid at fairs.....nummy

[Gnome]

mmm corn dogs.....

kettle corn is similar to carmel corn, and I don't like carmel corn all that much, but fresh kettle corn is OK.

I havnt been to a carny or state fair in a while. DIsneyland a few weeks ago, but thats a while different thing. I want to go to one where the rides are rickketty, the food (as mentioned) and operated by carny folk- some wacky mofos!

[MamaBush]

I don't think carny folks have dental insurance.

[zokah]

I once had a summer job at a carny and yeah there are some wild and weird people involved but damn they pulled the girls. Is there such a thing as a carny groupie?

[MamaBush]

I believe so.......yucky

[Gnome]

carny folks smell.. peculiar...

[zokah]

nah, they just smell grotty

[Gnome]

yea... like a combination of BO, grease and rancid ...... kettle corn.

[zokah]

not to mention, spilt stale beer

[Gnome]

yea, the sticky goo of stadium beer on the floor of the beer wagon.

yarg!

[zokah]

why cry over spilt beer?

[xen]

only when some doofus knocks over my pint and then shrugs in a " meh shit happens" kind of way. The decent thing to do, and i make it a point to follow this rule, is to buy
the person a fresh drink.

[Gnome]

exactly. and buy the ladies drinks if any got spilted on them.

[xen]

w3rd :)

[zokah]

if they say that to me they only get a non-verbal reply and they often cannot vocalise after it

[Gnome]

but of course that tends to happen in yuppie bars more so than the neighborhood watering hole.

[zokah]

true, the local respect drinkers

[Gnome]

you can always tell the amatuers thinking theyre high roller partiers on the Strip

bunch of yahoos from out of town who get smashed then think their happening. While the real players have private suites and armed security.

[zokah]

damn, I wish I had some security when I was out drinking

[xen]

why don't you take your favourite blankie with you?

[zokah]

it's always in the car.
Fucking on a beach just once without it ensures it'll never happen again

[Gnome]

you mean those scenes of wild abanbdonment and love making in the waves like Bo Derrik in "10" is all hype?

Good thing it will never happen for me.

[zokah]

it'd be even worse in the waves, they always agitate the sand and it gets in everywhere.
The best place is on a surfboard where the wave action adds to the rythm

[Gnome]

sound nice. but I'm hundreds of miles from any surf

this is the extent of my local shoreline:

[xen]

oooh skinnaaay dippin'

[zokah]

looks like there ain't enuff water for that

[xen]

ermm...skinny drippin' then?

[Gnome]

you should see the three eyed carp that come out of that water.

[xen]

hhheeeey that's from the simpsons!!!

[zokah]

was it caught by the 2 headed cat?

[Gnome]

yea, that one cat owned by one leg Marge.

[zokah]

I've heard about her, isn't she married to the guy with 3 testicles?

[MamaBush]

and one of the testicles is attached to his forehead?

[Gnome]

wel lI'l lbe damned, I always thought that was just a big grotty wart

[zokah]

and I thought that was just a badly broken nose

[MamaBush]

you're both dense as fucking hell.

[Gnome]

i resemble that remark.

[zokah]

a certain specific density is of paramount importance in good beer

[MamaBush]

ack poo

[Gnome]

is that a new breed of dog?

like the Shitzoo? :lol:

[zokah]

nah, mama just wants some anal sexing

[Gnome]

stinky

[zokah]

rinse first

[Gnome]

rinse second too

[zokah]

then wash

[MamaBush]

duh!!

[Gnome]

doiiii

[zokah]

dddiiinnngggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!1

[Gnome]

ooomraaaaayyyy

[zokah]

oowwlllllllllrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiggggggggggggttttthh

[Gnome]

arrrrrrrrrrriggattoooooooomeeesterroooobatooooooooo

[MamaBush]

shit heads

[Gnome]

pooooooooooodoooooooooooo

[zokah]

poooooppppyfacccccccccceeeeee

[MamaBush]

BAH!!

[zokah]

humbug!

[Gnome]

no damn doubt about it.

seek help (http://www.heavy.com/dressup/index.php?partner=aff50)

[MamaBush]

hahaha

[Gnome]

it's amazing how much time and energy the public has wasted on Gibson

nonnews

mindcrime

[zokah]

I haven't been impressed by him since he hooked up with Tina Turner

[Gnome]

ya know, the 1st Road Warrior is a cult classic. Second one...feh

the third one was a waste of celuloid on par with ANYTHING Kevin Cosner has done with the sole exception of Dances with Wolves.

[xen]

funny link...but it got boring in 2 secs...:lol:

[zokah]

the problem with the follow-ups to Mad Max was they had a budget while the original it depended on how many cars they could steal

[xen]

are we still talking about mel??!?!?!

[zokah]

yeah, cos the link got boring

[MamaBush]

that link wasn't boring


it was BOOOOOORING

[Gnome]

now theres gratitude.

I post a link, never expecting it to rock the Internet world and all I hear is whinin' cryin' and denyin'.

you people wouldnt be happy with the link unless it showed some disfigured pillow midget in leather vomiting on Britney Spears pet poodle.

[xen]

oooh oooooooh....linky?

[Gnome]

looking for the midget....

puke (http://www.send2press.com/newswire/2006-03-0322-003.shtml)

[xen]

heeyy...that was misleading....tho still pukey...so s'arite...

[zokah]

at least it's better than the bronzed stool of Tom Cruise's kid

[Gnome]

dont those wacky scientologist eat the afterbirths of their babies?

[zokah]

If I remember correctly L. Ron used that in 1 of his sci-fi novels. That was before he changed his genre from the Sci-fi catoroy to religious fiction

[Gnome]

long before Tom Cruise and John Travolta became the poster children for it.

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]dont those wacky scientologist eat the afterbirths of their babies?[/QUOTE]are they Phillipino? (sp)

[zokah]

nah, just nutcases

[Gnome]

anyone ever smell Balut?

I dont care what anyone says, your a nasty motherfucker if you eat that shit.

[zokah]

fuck a duck :D

[MamaBush]

I'll pass

[Gnome]

AFLAC

[xen]

wot??

[Gnome]

AFLAC

[xen]

i heard u the first time, what's it mean?

[zokah]

American Family Life Assurance Company

[MamaBush]

ya, the insurance with the duck

[xen]

ermm...rooooiiiigggghhhtttt....

[Gnome]

I always have insurance riders on my ducks

[zokah]

but whats the excess?

[Gnome]

duck tends to be really greasy

[xen]

yes it does....

[MamaBush]

which is why I don't care for duck

[Gnome]

not a duck fan myself, maybe a little taste once in a while

[zokah]

I keep seeing them BBQd and hanging up in azn stores and they do look tempting.
Maybe sometime after a nights drinking I'll try 1 - if the kabab shop is closed :D

[Gnome]

mmm keeebabs!

Theres finally a decent place nearby. damn good kababs and grape leaves (when they dont run out) and gyros.

They dont have spanikopeta tho and their baklava isnt nothing to write home about.

[zokah]

shit, if I was to eat a kabab sober I'd puke

[i`m a wannabe]

get a real peking duck dinner in china and that is something worth eating

[Gnome]

fuck man!

I cant eat my food if it's lookiing at me

send it back and cook it 'smor :lol:

[zokah]

I had trout for dinner and it was looking at me all the time

[MamaBush]

ewwww....heads have to be chopped off first.

how can anyone eat something that's still looking at them (excluding the obvious sexual eating that is)

[Gnome]

I love eye contact with a woman when I'm going down on her.

I love any contact with woman.

[MamaBush]

and most guys love eye contact with a woman when she's giving him head as well

[zokah]

eyes are the window to the soul and most guys like to see that "is he gonna cum in my mouth" look

[Gnome]

haa!

don't forget the: "are you almost done" look.

[MamaBush]

ha....I've never had those looks in my eyes



just ask Xen....most times, my eyes are saying.....KEEP GOING....I WANT TO TASTE YOU IN MY MOUTH....



*sighs again*

[Gnome]

/ sighs too

[MamaBush]

life's the shits sometimes


*big sigh*

[Gnome]

no doubt