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[xen]

heya gnomey :wavey:

[zokah]

[QUOTE=Gnome]oh wow man

did you see the size of that chicken?[/QUOTE]

the 1 that tastes like mama y'mean?

[i`m a wannabe]

look out mama is gonna grab the bull by the balls

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]the 1 that tastes like mama y'mean?[/QUOTE][color=magenta]you don't know what I taste like [/color]

[Gnome]

cheers Xen!

bullballs? isnt that a delicacy in Kentucky?


or was that wisconsin?

[wutangstan]

Prairie Oysters?

[MamaBush]

oh yuck

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush][color=magenta]you don't know what I taste like [/color][/QUOTE]


I know that but I trust Larrys assessment

[MamaBush]

and just what was Larry's assessment?


You're the one who said I tasted like chicken.

[xen]

no hactually i said that...larry said u taste like honey which lead me to make death threats against him...jealousy is such a vile vile sin.

[MamaBush]

hmmmmm, I missed something then.


I was wondering where Larry got that single post from.....oh my....





you have a violent side

[xen]

only when someone tries to mess with my woman

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=wutangstan]Prairie Oysters?[/QUOTE]




bloody funny stan

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]


You're the one who said I tasted like chicken.[/QUOTE]

nope, that was xenry
And since he's turned veg I guess he won't be tasting it anymore :p


I wonder what caused the sudden conversion?

[LTDunltd]

maybe too much (pmann) Meat???

[xen]

didn't you say something ab00t lame ghey jokes in another thread?

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]maybe too much (pmann) Meat???[/QUOTE]


ltd getting better at this

[xen]

at eating p'mahn's meat?

[zokah]

he likes to compete against you for affection from others :p

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=zokah]he likes to compete against you for affection from others :p[/QUOTE]Just form MamaB.:lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

when are all the other so called members gonna start posting?


my postwhoring days are going to be numbered very soon

[LTDunltd]

if wannabe would stop posting after me for a few, I can get all the new post read and still get to work on time...

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]Just form MamaB.:lol:[/QUOTE][color=magenta]you so silly :kiss: [/color]

[LTDunltd]

I have to be, other wise I would go crazy.... (in the bad way) :kiss:

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]if wannabe would stop posting after me for a few, I can get all the new post read and still get to work on time...[/QUOTE]


dont blame me if your postwhoring skills are a bit slow :lol::lol::lol:

[zokah]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]Just form MamaB.:lol:[/QUOTE]


If I knew how to form Mama or any other female I'd be very happy

[xen]

unfortunately you don't so you'll just have to make do with ltd and wannabe

[i`m a wannabe]

time to get the play dough out

[xen]

why you want him to make a mold of your dickie?

[zokah]

well we wondering what to get you for xmas this year but if thats what you really want..........

[i`m a wannabe]

i`m sure he would put in on his empty trophy shelf

[MamaBush]

whatever




I think I'll send Xen one of those kits where he can make a cast of his man meat then fill it with latex or rubber. He can then mail it back to me so I can "use" him when I don't have the real thing....plus, it would make a fantastic addition to my toy collection

[xen]

hehe...

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]whatever




I think I'll send Xen one of those kits where he can make a cast of his man meat then fill it with latex or rubber. He can then mail it back to me so I can "use" him when I don't have the real thing....plus, it would make a fantastic addition to my toy collection[/QUOTE]


what name you plan to give it...mr pinky might get jealous

[zokah]

I think it's www.cloneyourbone.com
they also had a kit for guys satisfaction last time I looked, xen needs a replacement vag for his fleshlight

[MamaBush]

I love the name of that site

"clone your bone"....too cute

[LTDunltd]

fukin 144 new posts
leave for a few days and you guys go post whore crazy...

[zokah]

xen was worried about j00

[xen]

ya, you alrite buddy?

[zokah]

I meant that LTD might have got diverted to mamas area

[MamaBush]

He is in my area....but, I can't get away this weekend to travel to where he is....

[LTDunltd]

just to let allof you know, my dad is doing OK and should be home Mom ot Tue.:cool:
He was really happy that I was able to be here for him.:)
Like I told my mom about dad & getting time off from work.
I can always get another job, I can't get another dad.

Now for the pisser part. My cell phone proverder says they cover where I am but my phone says there is no service.:mad:

[MamaBush]

I just asked how Papasan was doing in my "cry or laugh" thread...glad to hear he's doing well Larry. I was wondering about him all day, even told "C" that I hope to hear good news. She took me out for dinner (late Mother's Day) and gave me the gift she bought. I would take a picture of it, but I left my digicam at work.

She bought me a friendship ring...she has one, and I have one. Beautiful simple gold ring with a diamond in the middle with two little diamond chips on both sides of the diamond. That's the second ring she's bought me in the last 6 months....I LOVE MY BABY GIRL

[i`m a wannabe]

its not just the gift but the thought that counts as well

[zokah]

I didn't know your father was unwell Larry, I hope he continues to improve
You only get 1 set of parents and as "C" has shown you should cherish them, unless they are arseholes like father

[LTDunltd]

saw my dad before I had to go to the airport. he's doing better, should be home by fri. sooner if he can eat something and keep it down.
He must be feeling beter, he bitched about how crappy the food tastes. I told him they do it that way so you would go home sooner.:lol:

[zokah]

good to hear it

[MamaBush]

Glad to hear Papasan is doing better. Tell Mamasan to bring him in something to eat...have her show the nurses what she's giving him as proof of the food.

[i`m a wannabe]

hospital food is always crap..i`m lucky i was only ever in for one day for corrective surgery on a broken arm and didnt get to taste the food if you call it that

[xen]

i haven't had any experience with hospital food so i won't comment.

I guess friday can't come soon enuff for your dad eh ltd? What happened to him? Why is he in the hospital?

[MamaBush]

I'm surprised they're keeping him in so long....most times, a person's in and out of the hospital so fast it's ridiculous.


When I get my heart surgeries, I go in in the morning...and am out that evening.
Stupid insurance companies and they're unwillingness to keep someone in for more than a 24 hour period has left a lot of our older folks worse off when they get home.


I've only been in one hospital that had good food, and thank God I was in that hospital more than any other....Waukesha Memorial Hospital is FANTASTIC.

[LTDunltd]

will post more about my dad tonight and why he went in (so I can look up the techy words and spell them right) after I call my mom and see how he is doing.

[i`m a wannabe]

dont worry about the correct spelling ltd after all the net is the land of typo`s

[zokah]

spellchecker don't work huh?

[LTDunltd]

how can spell checker check a word I can't even begin to spell?


and mom didn't go see pop last night, she spent the day getting caught up on house work and time to rest her butt from having to drive so much.

[i`m a wannabe]

lmao @ spell checker the correct way to spell incorrectly

[zokah]

if you can't begin to spell it how can you start to look it up? :D

[i`m a wannabe]

just guess it

[xen]

stop hassling him...you take your time ltd...just glad to know your daddy's feeling better now.

[MamaBush]

now, that's part of why I love you so Xen.......come give me a kiss big daddeeeeee

[i`m a wannabe]

quick xen run behind mama :p

[MamaBush]

I like it when Xen's behind me.......doggie style babeeeee

[i`m a wannabe]

from behind its like a play ground...which hole to poke first

[MamaBush]

To avoid any kind of bacterial infection.....the vaginal hole is used first, then the anal hole you damned numbnut

[wutangstan]

You can't blame him for not knowing, A man only has one hole in that general area.:)

[MamaBush]

I just figured he's ignorant when it comes to sexual activity....was trying to TEACH him something

[zokah]

after a backdoor entry you gotta clean up before going in the front door again
A2M is a good :D

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=wutangstan]You can't blame him for not knowing, A man only has one hole in that general area.:)[/QUOTE]


this is what xenry has taught you and shown you?

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]To avoid any kind of bacterial infection.....the vaginal hole is used first, then the anal hole you damned numbnut[/QUOTE]



lmao...mama is always falling for the bait