What do you know about the big daddy?

[IBD-Boy]

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[size=4]SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM[/size]
[size=4]SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM[/size]

[MamaBush]

I hate Spam...it's way too salty, plus, I don't eat pork

[Gnome]

....theres pork in it?

[MamaBush]

YUM YUM YUM:



Ingredients:

Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added.
Salt (for binding, flavour, and firmness)
Water (to help in mixing)
Sugar (for flavour)
Sodium Nitrite (for colour and as a preservative)
Yum yum!




*gags*

[xen]

i dont mind the occasional spam sandwich, but to have it stuffed down by throat by interweb spammers is simply unacceptable!! :mad:

[MamaBush]

ha


you know what you can cram down my throat, big studly


*wink wink*

[Gnome]

when I go to Hwaii soon I'm gonna do some research on just how much spam is to the local psychie

[xen]

you'll do what?

[MamaBush]

he'll do research on SPAM

[Gnome]

yea that.

And might eat some too

and some fish.. oh Lordy I'm looking forward to eatting fish I've never had before.

[MamaBush]

fish and Spam....sounds, ummm.....FANTASTIC???

[xen]

be sure to try out some of that colossal squid they're pulling out of the ocean these days....

nummy!! calamari rings teh size of tractor tires!! :lol:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/02/images/070222-squid_big.jpg

[MamaBush]

oh yuck....calamari

[Gnome]

mmmmmm

with marinara, crusty bread and a nice Italian red

yum-o

[MamaBush]

*gags*

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]*gags*[/QUOTE]xen shot to much?

[MamaBush]

ha, I've never gagged from too much man juice

[Gnome]

she's got game

[MamaBush]

not lately.....*sighs*

[Gnome]

no worries woman all in due time


I have to admit, my game seems to be soaring of late.

i'm getting my world rocked by the most awesome woman in the world, I have artwork in a show coming up in a week (been a while) and I'm headed to Maui this Saturday

Fuck me! what happen?

[MamaBush]

damn.....good job, Gnome


*claps for Gnome*

[Gnome]

its scarry

I'm waiting for the rug yank

[MamaBush]

ha, no wonder we get along.

I've been doing so fucking good these past, oh, 5 years. I keep waiting for the rug to get yanked too.

In the past, every time I was ever making it, something would happen to smack me in the face with reality

[Gnome]

yea that! I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll always be struggling, always fighting the good fight so when I get a chance to coast it's weird. :)

I know you'll always keep your head up Mama thats what your made of.

[MamaBush]

my head may be up, but I still wait for reality to smack me in the face

[Gnome]

don't turn the other cheek

[MamaBush]

which cheeks you talking about?

[Gnome]

the ones that get smacked of course :lol:

[MamaBush]

ahhhhhh....the sitting on cheeks



I need a good smackin

[xen]

come here and lie across my lap then

[MamaBush]

you've turned into a bootie call man


how come?

[xen]

how come what??? you want that spanking or not???

[MamaBush]

well....DUH!

[xen]

then hush up and lie down i say!!!!

[MamaBush]

I love it when you're assertive.....

[xen]

*SMACK*

[MamaBush]

*squirms with delight*

[xen]

*licks mama's red throbbing ass

[MamaBush]

hey, put some ice on it too

[Gnome]

then drip some candle wax onit

[xen]

oooooh...kinky

[Gnome]

so is a nice glass of Amaretto liquer poured on strategicly and lapped up

[xen]

ooooooh i like i like!!!!

[MamaBush]

oooo I would like, I would like

[Gnome]

gets a bit sticky so you might wanna change to the party sheets

[MamaBush]

nah.....we'll just put an older blanket on the floor and take care of the sticky business there

[Gnome]

in front of the fireplace ona winter night

one of the best!

[MamaBush]

I don't have a fireplace and it aint winter any more


damn, just my luck

[Gnome]

i had the fireplace running tonite. A bit warm for one but sitting on the patio on such a beautiful evening, knowing it will be folly in about a month.

[MamaBush]

I don't have a patio either



*big sigh*

[Gnome]

my patio is my oasis in this suburban hell. I built almost the whole thing. I have a small backyard, with a patio cover, BBQ island, waterfall/pond in the corner, and my little outdoor fireplace.

I have great views of the nighbors yards :lol:

[xen]

i dont have a fireplace, a patio, a backyard, or even a balcony :(

my office is my island :)

[MamaBush]

I don't have a balcony either


*bigger sigh*

[xen]

balconies are over-rated.....*sour grapes*

[MamaBush]

sex on a balcony at night looking at the stars, feeling the wind rush across our naked bodies......ahhhh, not over-rated at all

[Gnome]

whew doggies!

yea balconies rock!

you can always sneak a little hibachi on your balconies too ^_^

THis was by balcony the week in Maui :hyper:

[xen]

:mad: :mad:

[MamaBush]

why the angry face?

[Gnome]

because he works like the dog he is and hast had a decent holiday in a coons age.

[xen]

naah i just had a holiday in december remember?

The angry face was coz gnomer was rubbing in the balcony bit with that disgusting pic

[MamaBush]

awww, I found the picture lovely, and imagined you and I on that balcony, sipping a fruity drink, soaking in the beauty of the Island

[Gnome]

awwwww

I remember your vacation Xen, you need another one! :lol:

[MamaBush]

ya, WITH ME

[Gnome]

he'd get even LESS rest ^_^

[MamaBush]

ya, at least it'd be fun


I'll give him some massages to help him relax, and an orgasm is always stress relieving

[Gnome]

yep

then 8 hours sleep


anda bowl of weaties.

[xen]

i dont like wheaties....i prefer museli

[MamaBush]

I prefer man juice for breakfast

[xen]

museli with man juice?

[MamaBush]

no, man juice straight up

[Gnome]

fresh squeezed?

[MamaBush]

but of course

[xen]

gnomey...DUH!!!!

[i`m a wannabe]

where`s the bucket

[MamaBush]

it's rusted and I threw it out

[xen]

who's going to pay for the new bucket now?? mama and I refuse to chip in coz we
never even used the damn thing.

[Gnome]

Raven needs to cough up some dough for a new bucket

and some more beer! the fuckin fridge is getting low!

[MamaBush]

FUCK YOU


YOU BUY THE BEER THIS TIME



why are you so damned cheap?

[xen]

what did the little birdie say to gnomey?

Cheep Cheep!

[Gnome]

yea I got your little birdie right here

in case none of you noticed I bought the beer the last 6 or 7 times!

I even made some too

[MamaBush]

I only tried your first batch....it gave me explosive diarrhea

[Gnome]

hmmmm, mebe I used too much yeast

[MamaBush]

I don't know what you used


but, fix your recipe before you make another batch and force us to drink it

mmkay?

[Gnome]

no prob

I think it's time to brew some iced tea though.

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]who's going to pay for the new bucket now?? mama and I refuse to chip in coz we
never even used the damn thing.[/QUOTE]


you 2 are the reason why it got rusty in the first place :p

[MamaBush]

yo, Mr. Wannabe, puke in the toilet like most normal humans do

[xen]

naah, that's where he drinks from and i guess he has enuff sense not to pollute the "well"

[MamaBush]

ahhhh, okay

nevermind, Mr. Wannabe...here, puke in Gnomes pocket instead

[xen]

but he has his magic beans in there

[MamaBush]

maybe the puke will work like fertilizer and make the beans grow

[xen]

you so smart :kiss:

how're you doing babez?

[xen]

hey!! where'd you disappear? :cry:

[MamaBush]

awwwww......*pulls Xen between boobages*



Don't cry.....you know I loves ya....*feeling lonely for Xen*