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elmtree
02-02-2005, 10:47 AM
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=magenta]Hillary Clinton fainted at a speech in Buffalo, N.Y. Monday. She had a case of the 24 hour stomach (intestinal) virus. [/color][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=#ff00ff]This is a particularly nasty bug. I've had it twice. You spew from both ends simultaneously. It also causes dehydration and lowered blood pressure, which causes the fainting. I once staggered to the bathroom in the middle of a fainting spell. I made it but spewed anyway. This virus causes the entire intestinal system to become irratated. It's one of the worst feelings ever. Makes the flu seem like a carribean cruise.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=#ff00ff]Local hospitals report dozens of cases every day.[/color][/size][/font]
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/state/ny-usclin0201,0,3718295.story?coll=ny-top-headlines
Forum initial thread hoar strikes again!
wutangstan
02-02-2005, 12:35 PM
I'd do her. (it's the powerful woman scenario)
elmtree
02-02-2005, 02:45 PM
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=darkorange]That's the sickest thing I've heard.:scared: [/color][/size][/font]
Gnome
02-02-2005, 04:15 PM
Didn't women do this back in the 18th century?

IMHO Hillary is a Democrat drama queen, and like most Democrat Drama queens (Kennedy, Kerry, Boxer, Quale) if they aint in the spotlight, they do something or say something stupid to get back on the cover.
xen
02-02-2005, 07:20 PM
i don't like her
zokah
02-03-2005, 02:31 AM
when I first saw the headline I thought "OMFG she's finally seen a picture of Monica"

she's got nice tits for a grand MILF :D
xen
02-03-2005, 02:32 AM
KFC has come out with a Hillary meal - a little left wing and 2 small breasts :D
zokah
02-03-2005, 02:40 AM
:lol:
wutangstan
02-03-2005, 03:28 AM
[QUOTE=xen]KFC has come out with a Hillary meal - a little left wing and 2 small breasts :D[/QUOTE]


:hyper::loldevil:
Gnome
02-03-2005, 09:48 AM
LMMFAO!!!!
wutangstan
02-03-2005, 10:00 AM
That's probably the singularly funniest joke xen's come up with so far!
elmtree
02-03-2005, 02:22 PM
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=darkorange]'90s joke...[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=#ff8c00]If Bill, Hillary & Al Gore all went down on a sinking ship,[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=#ff8c00]who would be saved first?[/color][/size][/font]

























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xen
02-03-2005, 07:12 PM
[QUOTE=wutangstan]That's probably the singularly funniest joke xen's come up with so far![/QUOTE]


aww shucks, i'm glad you folks liked it...but i cannot take credit for it..i read it somewhere...
i`m a wannabe
02-22-2005, 11:42 PM
[QUOTE=wutangstan]That's probably the singularly funniest joke xen's come up with so far![/QUOTE]


dont give xenry any ideas of trying it again
xen
02-23-2005, 12:35 AM
[QUOTE=i`m a wannabe]dont give xenry any ideas of trying it again[/QUOTE]


KFC has come out with a wannabe meal - a bucket full of shit
zokah
02-23-2005, 01:44 AM
lmao :D
LTDunltd
03-02-2005, 07:51 PM
[size=2]Worthless Post Whoring

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