Bounty

[Gnome]

So the British army is leaving Iraq and Prince Hairy is going to lead the charge and win his place in history as a great leader and commander.

What do you think is the price on his head on the Arab street?

Synthetic chiefs with frozen smiles holding unsteady
courses.Grip the reins of history, high on their battle
horses.And meeting as good statesmen do before the T.V.eyes of millions, hand to hand exchange the lie ---pretend to make the clasp.

Tull

[MamaBush]

too early in the morning to respond.

I'll come back later

[xen]

dunno about him, but there's not enuff riyals in the world to pay for hte bounty on dubya's head.

anyhoo, just another publicity stunt...

[MamaBush]

I voted the 17 virgins one

[Gnome]

haaa yea right, like theres a virgin anywhere in the middle east :lol:

[MamaBush]

there could be

don't be so negative, dammit

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=Gnome]haaa yea right, like theres a virgin anywhere in the middle east :lol:[/QUOTE]an ugly donkey?

[MamaBush]

I would think camels would be more appropriate

[Gnome]

as long as it wears a birka, I think it's OK there.

[Gnome]

Interesting

Did China just attack us in the Markets?

better buy and stash gold peeps, I'm telling you right now the NWO is going to rape your bank account and Social Security soon.

[MamaBush]

hell, social security has been raped enough for years now....they need to leave it the fuck alone and use it for what it was intended

[Gnome]

it was intended as as Socialist platform. So as throughout history in any Socialist scheme, it expands to cover anything the State mandates for it and it fails to serve the people. One of many reasons Socialism fails

I say give me back my fuckin money before the bums, UN and illegals get hold of my hard earned pay they stole from me.

[MamaBush]

fuck....can you imagine the size of that check, if we were to get all that FICA money back?


DAMN....I'd be able to hook up with Xen on a weekly basis.


*goes into dream mode*

[MamaBush]

[font=Times New Roman][size=5]WOO HOO[/size][/font]
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[font=Times New Roman][size=5]*[size=2]runs through thread naked[/size][size=5]*[/size][/size][/font]

[Gnome]

hot damn--#


a nekkid chick with a large wadd of cash

everybody look the fuck out.

[MamaBush]

ha, EVERYBODY?


you were the only one who saw it

[LTDunltd]

[size=2]*goes to review the hidden video surveillance*:lol:

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[MamaBush]

I took the video tape out of the machine



YOU'RE TOO LATE!

[Gnome]

but what about the cam broadcast?

[MamaBush]

what about it?

I put a Bounty paper towel over the lens

[Gnome]

the quicker picker upper??

[MamaBush]

and you know it

[xen]

hmmm.....

[MamaBush]

yes??

[xen]

bounty was a candy bar i used to like when i was a kid...had a coconut filling....
never heard of bouty the quicker picker upper paper towels ...

[MamaBush]

bounty was a candy bar with coconut?

over here, that candy bar is called MOUNDS

[xen]

http://www.mikescandywrappers.com/photos/bounty1205.jpg

[MamaBush]

ha, it's the same thing we call MOUNDS here


different wrapper though...hey, would ya mind squeezing my mounds for a while?

[xen]

mind?????? I"D LOVE TO!!!!!

[MamaBush]

well then...what cha waiting for?

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]bounty was a candy bar with coconut?

over here, that candy bar is called MOUNDS[/QUOTE]I've seen them here, even ate a few, better tasting then mounds/almond joy. not as sweet.

[MamaBush]

never seen them in this area


guess I'll have to wait for Xen to bring me one

[xen]

you dont get them here either - i used to have them when i was a kid...haven't seen one in ages now

[MamaBush]

well, dammit

I'll make my own then


you want for me to mail you some?

[xen]

naaah, trying to avoid chocolates and stuff...u enjoy 'em tho.

congrats on the 6k ;)

[Gnome]

Theres an elusive chocolate bar, at Target (department store) of all places. Semi-sweetened and had chili powder in it. yum-o

[i`m a wannabe]

chilli and chocolate = barf time

[Gnome]

don't knock it until you tried it dude. It's done up Aztec style, just a hint of chili to give it a little buzz.

[MamaBush]

I think I'll pass on that candy bar

[xen]

i wouldn't trying that shit...what's it called?

[MamaBush]

shit!

[xen]

sorry my post was supposed to read I wouldn't MIND trying that shit...

[Gnome]

well.

it's only chocolate with a pinch of chili powder. and a bit of orange zest.

it's not rat poison or any shit like that!

[MamaBush]

shit!

[xen]

WHAT'S IT CALLED??!??!

[Gnome]

the stuff from Target is made by Choxie (how original) but you can find it in finer chocolates here and there. They have a number of styles, but I like the stuff with the chili-

http://sites.target.com/site/en/supertarget/supertarget_exclusive_brands.jsp?bsection=Choxie

[MamaBush]

chili's baby back ribs

[Gnome]

mmmmbabybackbabyback

I usually end up getting a quesadilla or a club like sammich from chilis. Thier ribs just can't compare to the master:

http://www.memphis-bbq.com/

[MamaBush]

now, this is a bar-b-que:


HOUSTON - For at least two days, neighbors at a city apartment complex noticed an acrid aroma, black smoke and leaping flames coming from two barbecue grills on the balcony of a second-floor apartment.

What, neighbors at the Red Oak Place apartments wondered, was going on in the unit where 27-year-old Timothy Wayne Shepherd lived? What was he burning at all hours, for days at a time? The answer turned their stomachs.
According to law enforcement officials, Shepherd dismembered, and then burned the body of his former girlfriend, Tynesha Stewart, a 19-year-old Texas A&M University student. Nothing remains of Stewart's body, Harris County Sheriff Tommy Thomas said at a press conference Saturday.

"I just don't know what to think about it," said Louis Evans, whose balcony faces Shepherd's in the quiet tree-lined enclave in northern Houston. "I thought he was a nice normal person. I guess you never know what your neighbors are doing."

Authorities said Shepherd has confessed to strangling and dismembering Stewart, a college freshman who was home on spring break, because he was angry that she had started a new relationship.

Officials first thought Shepherd had disposed of her remains in a large commercial trash bin that had since been emptied, launching an intense debate in the area about whether the Sheriff's Department should conduct a massive and expensive search of area landfills for Stewart's remains.

Stewart was last seen March 15 and was reported missing March 19. The next day the Harris County Sheriff's Office homicide division launched its investigation.

On March 16, neighbors said they first noticed the unusual activity — and the unpleasant odor — on Shepherd's balcony.

"The smell was awful," said Evans, who also became alarmed after seeing a blaze shoot out from the grills. "I was wondering: What is he burning? Not cooking, but burning. There is a difference."

At times, Evans said, the flames from the grills leapt dangerously close to the roof of the balcony. Evans says he called 911, but when firefighters arrived, the flames had calmed and Shepherd assured them everything was under control.

A leasing agent at the apartment complex also noticed the thick dark smoke and the intense flames and asked Shepherd what he was doing, Evans said. Another neighbor, 18-year-old James Hebert, told The Houston Chronicle that he often cooked out with Shepherd, and even left his grill at Shepherd's apartment. When he wasn't invited over, he asked his neighbor what was going on. Shepherd replied that he was cooking for a wedding, the newspaper said.

Dionne Whitaker, 31, who lives in the complex, said she saw Shepherd carry the grill and smoker to a garbage bin a day or so later, the newspaper said.

Human remains generally require extremely high temperatures to destroy, and authorities have not said how it is possible that Stewart's remains could be completely burned on a patio grill.

"This certainly turned out to be one of the most heinous crimes I've ever seen in my 38 years (in law enforcement)," Thomas, the sheriff, said Saturday.

Shepherd, who is charged with murder, is being held on $250,000 bond in the Harris County Jail. Telephone message left with his attorney, Chip Lewis, were not immediately returned. On Sunday, the door to Shepherd's apartment was covered with plywood boards.

[Gnome]

I wonder what kind of sauce he used?

[MamaBush]

Special man sauce, I'm sure

[xen]

.ugh.

[MamaBush]

howdy, Mr. Caveman

[xen]

caveman?

*bonks mama on the head with club and drags her to the bushes to have his primitive way with her*

[MamaBush]

next time, would ya wait until I come to before having your primitive way with me

I'd like to enjoy it too, ya know?

[xen]

well here we both are :D

*pulls out club......*

[Gnome]

I'm not one to poop on the party, but you bets watch out for that mastodon

[i`m a wannabe]

make sure xenry dont have a portable grill close by

[Gnome]

mastodon steaks?

yummy!

[MamaBush]

only yummy if they're seasoned with lots and lots of garlic

[xen]

mmmmm....garlicky mama breath :drool:

[Gnome]

wait till she sweats the garlic too ^_^

[xen]

you killed the moment...YOU BASTID!!!!

[MamaBush]

no he didn't....even onion breath can't kill the moment as far as I'm concerned.

[Gnome]

garlics a natural cleanser. Helps flush the body of impurities.

whas wrong with that?

[MamaBush]

ummm, aren't you the one who brought up having a problem with me sweating garlic?
guess you'll have to answer your own question this time.

[Gnome]

I did'nt indicate a problem. I pointed out that once you start oozing garlicy goodness as he's licking you all over, would be monumentaly tastier than just garlic breath.

[MamaBush]

okay....whatever you say big guy

[Gnome]

or not

[MamaBush]

snot you say?

[Gnome]

speaking of snot

now that daytime temeratures are approaching 100 here, my snot is transforming into green and red concrete

now I understand thats probably more info than you needed to see, but snot is as snot does.

[MamaBush]

I'd get that checked out there, Gnome.


snot turning to green and red concrete can't be a good sign.

[Gnome]

a few years ago I had my sinus cavity bored out and cauterized. The surgery wasnt bad but having stints sutured in my snooter for over a week sucked balls. once it healed up my skull could drain. I need to move someplace with less dust and allergens. So far the best place seems to be on a boat out in the middle of the ocean.

[MamaBush]

Alaska

[xen]

u should stay away from china / hong kong then...you'll be snotting black and red here

[Gnome]

OOO yea farm blows!!

[MamaBush]

YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKER


I was in the path of that fucking farmer blow you just did

[xen]

what's a farmer blow ('cuse my ignorance)

[Gnome]

/hands Mama a hankerchief

sorry :tard:

[xen]

answer my question damnit!

[MamaBush]

hahaha.....poor Xen


a farmer blow is when someone holds one nostril closed and BLOWS the snot out of the other nostril....into the air, on the ground, what have you.


I tried it once, the snot simply went onto my chin

[xen]

aaaahhh...you mean the CHINESE BLOW!!!!!!!

you've got to be quite nimble walking on the chinese streets to dodge all the flying snot

[Gnome]

I thought Chinese blow was called China White®




:lol:

[MamaBush]

hardy har har hee hee

[xen]

me no gets it again....

[MamaBush]

the only China White I know is Heroin

[xen]

that's what i thought....

[Gnome]

dont they snort heroin like the Cate Blanchet?

[xen]

not really...

[MamaBush]

not today?

[xen]

today tomorrow yesterday...i have no idea

[MamaBush]

how's about right now?

[xen]

u want heroin right now?

[Gnome]

i'd rather go for some cronic and a nice craft beer.

[xen]

cronic being weed? I'm not down with your druggie lingo yo

[Gnome]

hehe.. considering it's an average of 3 or 4 years between any of that crap for me, I'd hardly say I was a user.

[MamaBush]

Chronic is weed.

not sure what "craft" beer is though????


and, Xen, of course I don't want any China White right now or any time in the future...no way would I touch that shit

[xen]

yep yep drugs are bad mmkay

[MamaBush]

mmkay....but, weed's okay, right?

[Gnome]

weeds a drug or an herb..or a weed???

craft beer is any beer thats not mass/commercialy produced. like on the level Anhieser Bush mass produces it's tasteless swill. a brew that more a labor of love than marketability.

i don't think weeds particulary bad, unless thats all you wanna do: sit around and smoke away huge chuncks of memory. Yet you can walk away from weed much easier than herin or crackcain. Ultimatly al lthat shit, alcohol included takes a toll.

[MamaBush]

one good point with weed, however, is that it doesn't kill off any of our brain cells.

Sure, it clogs up our synapses, but when you stop using it, those clogged synapses unclog, and all is well in our brains and body.


eeeyup

[Gnome]

you mean... there hope for me!?

[MamaBush]

sure...for me as well

[Gnome]

my 'use' if you will was very minimal. like 1 toke every 2 or 3 months. meanwhile the dudes down the street where I used to live would go through a half pound a week.

/toast to them with cranberry juice.

[MamaBush]

damn....half a pound a week?

[xen]

what's the street value of half a pound of weed?

[MamaBush]

depending on where you live, about $8,000 for a pound.


street value that is, wholesale value would be a bit less

[Gnome]

i wonder how al lthe co-ops for 'medical marihootna' are gonna affect the street dealers or the Mexicans. But HEY VIVA EN AMNESTIO!!!!!!!!!!

[MamaBush]

there aren't that many "medical" places around, let alone states that allow "medical" use of spinach

[Gnome]

you ought to check out California, Oregon and Washington as of late. Gro-shops and stuff everywhere.

[MamaBush]

sure thing....I'll hop in my car tomorrow and head on out west where the spinach is grown for medical purposes ONLY


tee hee

[xen]

move to canada?

[MamaBush]

that would be north for me

[xen]

MOVE TO AMSTERDAM...I'll meets you dere!!! YA MON~!!!!! no wait...that's jamaica...

[MamaBush]

so, is it Amsterdam or Jamaica that I'm supposed to move to?

[Gnome]

you two aught to meet up at teh Hedonism resort down in Jamaica

Ja bless Rastafari!

[MamaBush]

I'll pass

I'd be too jealous of the other women trying to attack my Xen in a sexual manner

[xen]

meh, they prolly wouldn't even look twice at me :)

[Gnome]

you just need to stick $100 bills to your forhead, then they will look.

[MamaBush]

WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, GNOME?

fuck


besides, Xen aint interested in them other womens, right Xen?

[Gnome]

i would hope not. you got his dick and balz in a locked box.

next to his wallet.

[MamaBush]

oh, hush you

I have no need for his wallet, mine is full enough, thank you very much

[Gnome]

Xen better get hiself a better paying gig in order to keep you in finery.

[xen]

yea dat :(

[Gnome]

work can be a drag dude, no damn doubt.

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]Xen better get hiself a better paying gig in order to keep you in finery.[/QUOTE]like I said

I DON'T NEED XEN'S MONEY FOR ANYTHING



I'm quite self-sufficient, ya know

[Gnome]

well at least he could buy heself some new clothes to look presentable with out out on the town. and mebe get some bling for his ride.

[xen]

i dont have a ride..i walk or take the subway.

and i need me some new threads...all my clothes are too big now...damned weight loss...:mad:


and yes, work does suck duder

[Gnome]

that it does my man

that it does.

congrats on looser clothes!

[MamaBush]

hmmm, I love my work


and have been at it for 13 years now

[Gnome]

it's so important to love ones job. I can't bear the idea of say working at a animal rendering plant slicing shit up or picking lettuce... oh the drearyness!!

I worked construction and landscape for ten years, hard work and such is good and all, but looking back.. that shit got old!

[MamaBush]

I would love to be a landscape designer....I would also end up doing a lot of the work myself, since I love to work outside with landscape stuff and all.

[Gnome]

I've designed and built many, done a lot of stone masonery, built some water features, including my own, I cant find my pix of it now with the landscape established

[Gnome]

miffed teh upload...

[MamaBush]

awww, I see you're in two of the pictures....how sweet

[Gnome]

I only have about 15 gnomes. the 'collectables' are in the house

[MamaBush]

where does you enjoyment with Gnomes come from?

[Gnome]

I used to doodle gnomes and such back in the day. dragons, unicorns, Pegasi, barbarian chicks with big tits, stuff like that. Todd Ramsel is a hero of mine:

[MamaBush]

you don't have any of your old doodles lying around to post for us?

[Gnome]

I should scan some the oldies in

heres a recent acrylic>

[MamaBush]

DAMN GOOD SHIT


I was just talking to the "man" about me getting back to doing portraits and some water colors, now that I have more time in my life for ME!

I own none of my paintings or portraits....all were given away as gifts when I did them. The only thing I have is a shitty picture done with a camera phone of Eeyore I did for my daughter's best friend's baby a few years ago.

[Gnome]

^_^ thanks!

I try to take pix of my stuff when I give em away to have a record. can't seem to sell anything.


Get yourself a sketchbook/journal and some watercolor pencils and a brush. do some quick sketches anyplace you go and light wash the pencil lines. It's a good primer to get back into some work again.

[xen]

wow gnome, that looks really good. post more!

[MamaBush]

since all threads around here are off topic, I just need to say:


I'M GOING TO SEE MY MOMMY TOMORROW....going north Tuesday, and heading on back on Thursday....I MISS MY MOMMY SO MUCH!


gonna make her dinner on Wednesday....silly lady asked me what she needs to pick up for the dinner, told her NUTTIN.....the food and cooking is on me.

I'm the only child of hers who does that when I go north....I have some very self-centered siblings. When the rest go to visit, they sit around and expect my mom to cook them dinner or for my mom to go out to dinner with them and SHE pays.


FUCKTARD SIBLINGS

[Gnome]

hear ya there.

I loved to cook for my mom. When she would let me.

I miss her!

I remember once, it was like 11 at night and and she was pounding on my door, I lived like a few blocks away at the time.

She wanted all the tupperware® back that she sent me home with goodies in them

^_^

[MamaBush]

ha, that's cute.

I swear, both my parents are becoming the incredible shrinking man and woman. My mom's nothing but a tiny bag of bones now, and she was always a ROBUST woman....my father, is tinier than my mom now, can hardly speak loud enough to be heard, and with his Alzheimers, can't remember anything at all, not even how to wipe his own bootie.


it's so sad to see them that way

[Gnome]

thats rough man no damn doubt

I watched my mom waste away, seems only now I've cleared my head of the images to a point where I can see the horizon once more. Sometimes I think I hid stuff in the back of my reptilian hindbrain in orders to avoid the reality of it.

Meanwhile my dad thinks he's some kind of invincible, perpetual James dean- smoking and drinking like his 25th birthday is only next week. Stunning to see self delusion at it's most insidious, and I try to see through the fog.. my own.
all we can do is the best we can. people are people.

[xen]

wise words

[MamaBush]

how old is your dad, Gnome?


if he's really ELDERLY, fuckit...let him drink and smoke, if that's what makes him happy

[Gnome]

he's going to be 65 here in October. Still fairly young. But he has 50% blockage in one artery near his heart, has recently been diagnosed with Graves disease (refuses to acknowlege that even hereditary Graves is 3 times more likely to show up on a smoker)


I still give him shit about his habit, especially when he gives his excuses, but hey he can do what he wants.

[MamaBush]

very true....and the more you'd preach at him, the more he'll do what he wants to do.


as far as the blockage....ack, they'll stent him when it gets to about 85% blockage.

stents are a wonderful thing....my four have kept me alive for many years now *smiles*

[xen]

my father's dead. Didn't smoke, a social drinker, slightly over-weight. Dropped dead from his second heart attack when he was 47.

[MamaBush]

don't matter sometimes if you're a smoker or not....when your number comes up, it comes up.


do you look more like your dad or your mom, Xen? Well, I guess Gnome could answer that too.




me, I look like neither my mom or my dad....I look like my aunt on my Mom's side. I'm just glad I don't take after my father in the looks department (he's one fugly man), or in the personality department (he has one fugly personality as well).

[Gnome]

hehee fugly

speaking of, I look frightenly a lot like my dad. hope I dont get the bug eyes from the Graves.

47!?

DAMN!!!

[xen]

i look more like my dad than my mom, tho i do have some of her features...so kind of a mix, but more towards my father

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]hehee fugly

speaking of, I look frightenly a lot like my dad. hope I dont get the bug eyes from the Graves.

47!?

DAMN!!![/QUOTE]47 is old for most of my relatives....most of my aunts and uncles have died from heart attacks by the time they were 44....me, I've been lucky, 5 of them since the age of 28....but the love I get from Xen is what has kept me going :kiss:

[xen]

5 heart attacks!!!! yowwwza....you really ought to be taking better care of yourself!! !

[MamaBush]

ha, aint got nothing much to do with how I take care of myself.


it's partly genetic, and partly my endocrine system which works against my own body, honey.

[xen]

damned endocrine system :mad:

[Gnome]

fuck me! and I though asthma was a burden!

[MamaBush]

it is



but I aint got me no azzma

[Gnome]

I'm on some new medicine for it now and by fuck it's under control!!

[MamaBush]

what cha takin?

[Gnome]

Foradil and Asmanex.

have a rescue inhaler handy but havnt needed it in like three months. so far cat dander, sulfites and burning Desert mesquite hasnt set me to wheezin yet!
feels good!

[xen]

good on yer mate.

[MamaBush]

ya, good one, Gnome

aint it nice when they finally find a medicine or medicines that do the trick?



I had to see an endocrinologist every fucking month for 6 months years ago....as he was trying to find the right combination of meds to keep my lipids and cholesterol under control....every time it went down and my lipids became better, they would get all out of whack within a couple of weeks....thus my endocrine system fighting against my own body.

took a regular doctor of internal medicine to find the right combination about 5 years ago...my numbers have been perfect since.

[Gnome]

have you tried holistic approches?

[MamaBush]

yes, I've had doctors who tried those with me....my lipids and choleserol always got much much worse.

The combination I've been on for the past, oh, about 10 years has been doing the job better than anything else ever. My numbers are FANTASTIC, and have remained that way for these 10 years.

[Gnome]

I dont believe holistic is usefull at 100% but there are some things to be garnered from it all. Best to find a doctor that knows about the bal lance of naturalistic and chemical/pharma. Theres too many hacks out there who think they know it all.

[MamaBush]

which is what the old doctor I had did....while it is in pill form (due to the large dosage I have to take), the Niaspan I take, along with Zocor, is a NATURAL element.

but since I take 2000 mg every night of the Niaspan, I would be spending tons on it if I bought it over the counter....and would need a new bottle every week.

[Gnome]

I was thinking more along the lines of yoga and diet and hippystuff like that

[xen]

hippies do yoga?

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]I was thinking more along the lines of yoga and diet and hippystuff like that[/QUOTE]hippies also used natural medications....you know, shit from nature



I didn't know hippies do yoga either

[Gnome]

what natural stuff do you think works Mama? Is your diet restricted?

[xen]

Bake yourself with Mary Jo Anna

[MamaBush]

just a low fat diet.....and, who's Mary Jo Anna?

[xen]

marijuana :D

[MamaBush]

okay....thought you were having yet another affair with someone named Mary Jo Anna

[Gnome]

Mary Jo Anna?

She grew up in an indiana town
Had a good lookin momma who never was around
But she grew up tall and she grew up right
With them indiana boys on an indiana night

Well she moved down here at the age of 18
She blew the boys away, it was more than theyd se en
I was introduced and we both started groovin
She said, I dig you baby but I got to keep movin
...on, keep movin on

Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin in and im
Tired of this town again

Well I dont know what Ive been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
Im tired of screwing up, Im tired of goin down
Im tire of myself, Im tired of this town
Oh my my, oh hell yes
Honey put on that party dress
Buy me a drink, sing me a song,
Take me as I come cause I cant stay long

Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin in and im
Tired of this town again

T heres pidgeons down in market square
Shes standin in her underwear
Lookin down from a hotel room
Nightfall will be comin soon
Oh my my, oh hell yes
Youve got to put on that party dress
It was too cold to cry when I woke up al one
I hit the last number, I walked to the road

Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin in and im
Tired of this town again

[MamaBush]

*taps foot to the beat*

[xen]

bobs head to the beat

[MamaBush]

bob's on Xen's head to the beat

[xen]

who's bob and what's he doing on my head???!?! :mad:

[MamaBush]

noooooo....I'm bobbing on your smaller head, silly man

[Gnome]

Xen must be getting numb down there.

[MamaBush]

nah....I stopped bobbing on his smaller head a long time ago


he just jumped up and left me kneeling on the floor and hasn't come back since....hmmm, I wonder if my back teeth somehow hit his smaller head and he's now mad at me or sumpin

[xen]

i could never be mad at you....just been really tied up dealing with some major work problems

[MamaBush]

*wipes tears*


oh, okay....as usual, I understand



*wipes snot*

[xen]

don't cry :(

things have been really messed up recently, just trying to sort thru things one at a time.

[Gnome]

i used to do that

then apathy set in

now they can all kiss my muthafuckin ass.

[MamaBush]

hahahahaha

[Gnome]

i swear my work ethic is clashing with my apathy in the worst way. I'm a seasoned, driven professional with ruthless graphical arts skills. But i'm thinking about a new career in something like.. i dunno, watering plants at a nursery...

[MamaBush]

:lol: aint nothing wrong with watering plants at a nursery. Someone's gotta do it.


I've always had a very strong work ethic as well....sometimes, too strong.
Case in point, I went into work having a heart attack one time, finished off
the morning routine with the kids, got them to school, told my supervisor
I wasn't feeling well (I knew I was having a heart attack) and needed to
go home. Went home, shaved my legs, then called 911...ya ya, stupid, but
that's how I am. That was my first time getting 2 stents put in.

Or the time when I was living in Green Bay, was having severe chest pains, jaw aching, right arm numb and aching, upper back felt like someone had just punched the hell out of it. I went to school that morning, went to work when
I got out of school.....nitroglycerin wasn't doing a damned thing to help the symptoms, so, told the clients I was working with that I didn't feel well (again, I knew I was having another heart attack) and I went home. Got
home and called 911.

Except for my very first heart attack when I was 28, all of the others started
when I was either on my way to work, or while I was at work. I then tend to stick around and finish my job duties as much as I possibly can, then leave.:D


DAMN....I'M RAMBLING THIS MORNING, AINT I?

[Gnome]

aint nothin wrong with rambling.

quit having heart attacks woman!

I have a powerful work ethic too. But when it comes to my health or family, fuck them. They get enough of my time and talents, and that attitude has been fermenting for a while.

[MamaBush]

I still get a guilt trip when I have to miss work for anything, health or family.


I need to learn to stop the guilt shit

[xen]

my boss is a real bastard....:mad:

[Gnome]

mebe pee on his desk.

[MamaBush]

since his boss has no secretary, he'd have to clean that pee up himself.

[Gnome]

pee on the boss then, they are absorbant, like panty liners.

[xen]

yeah yeah...i'll pee on him!!!

/lies flat on ground and pees towards the ceiling

[MamaBush]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[xen]

quit laffing and hand me a towel :D

[MamaBush]

*hands Xen a towel*


*continues to laugh*

[Gnome]

uhm...

why is the boss stuck to the ceiling?

[xen]

he isn't he was lying flat on the ground.


STOP LAFFING I SAID!!

[MamaBush]

HAHAHAHAHAHA


I get the feeling that either Gnome is ACTING dense, or he truly doesn't get
what we're saying

which is it, Gnome?

[Gnome]

oh hell, I don't need to act dense!

[MamaBush]

you are aware that Xen is his own boss, right?

[Gnome]

it's getting clear to me now.

Xen is into self-loathing and likes to pee on heself?

[xen]

we all have our kinks...DONT YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!

[Gnome]

wasnt judgement, merely a question of clarification.

sometiems when I get the multi-stream action, I inadvertantly pee on myself and the cat

[MamaBush]

nasty

[xen]

he shore is

[MamaBush]

golden showers should occur only in the shower

[Gnome]

yea but it gets...clogged up and stuff

[MamaBush]

what gets clogged up and stuff?

[Gnome]

the shower

[xen]

with pee??? whachu talkin' 'bout foo'?

[MamaBush]

ya, no shit

how does pee clog up a shower drain?

[Gnome]

Oh no!

it's not the shower that gets clogged up (well it does, but from hair, not pee)

I meant that the multi-stream action is from a little bit of cloggage..in..there...

forget it...

[MamaBush]

okay.....I'll forget it

what cha want to talk about now?

[Gnome]

Hmmmm...

barbeque?

cunniligus?

summer winding down?


It's been blissfully cool past few nights. Day temps only at 100. 70's late at night. I'm gonna try to get up to the mountains this weekend for some camp/hike so I'm hoping for really cool up there.

[MamaBush]

bar-b-que....nah

cunniligus......GREAT TOPIC

summer winding down.....today's our last day of summer school, yes, it's winding down


it's been hot and humid as hell around here for the past two weeks...storms on a daily basis, flooding all over the place....tornadoes....lovely weather.

so humid that when I get out of my car, my glasses fog up instantly from the WET ASS AIR