Hey! know about xrumer soft?!

[AlexMrly]

Hi Somebody here know about XRumer ? Give me some info or link to description.... thanks. Also, do you know when XRumer 4.0 Platinum Edition will be released? P.S. Sorry for my post in "The Lobby" folder...

[MamaBush]

I know not of what you speak

[xen]

it's a software that randomly posts your spam in forums and guestbooks and whathaveyous...

nice, now the spammers want our help in spamming us!! :lol:

[MamaBush]

well hey....at least the SPAMMERS make me do work when I come on line

I've kinda enjoyed banning their asses lately....funny thing though, I can only see all the spammers I've banned, none that anyone else has banned.




time to trim and shave the pussy

[xen]

pics???!?!?!?!?!?? :drool:

[MamaBush]

once I get some from you...sure

[xen]

hmmm....how about just one pic?

[MamaBush]

you never replaced the ones I lost when my puter got a virus...or worm, never did find out for sure which it was.


you said you would......*pouts*

[Gnome]

whats the best to put on a freshly shaven poon?

old Spice or a soothing lotion?

[MamaBush]

lotion of course.


Old Spice would simply burn the fuck out of the freshly shaven poon.

[Gnome]

yea, but some might like a little stinging down there

[MamaBush]

trust me, it aint a "little stinging" down there


it's a WHOLE HELL OF A LOT OF BURNING

[Gnome]

like Icy Hot in the jockstrap?

[MamaBush]

ooo good comparison

[Gnome]

or Tiger Balm in the eye

ouch!

[MamaBush]

anything containing menthol or alcohol is going to burn like fuck.


I once saw an article about spraying it on your undies.....BAH!


they didn't say not to spray it on while wearing them

[Gnome]

sounds like some college prank on youtube.

[MamaBush]

it hurt like hell

[Gnome]

sounds like you've been there

[MamaBush]

damn man


I said I sprayed perfume on my underwear, while wearing them

of course I've been there

[Gnome]

aww you was doing something nice for your man.

and chemical burt your pussy

thats so sweet!

[MamaBush]

sweet and stupid, yup

[Gnome]

we've all done dumb stuff to our genitals at some point.

[MamaBush]

oh?...do tell

[Gnome]

well beyond masturbating to the ppoint of rawness?

I once dry humped a girl to the point of ripping our undies.



/blush

[MamaBush]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


are you serious? Damnnn

[Gnome]

no kidding we was goin at it like three monkeys witha football.

Ahh back in the day.

Messin around in the back of the van with a doob and Zeppelin on the 8-track.

[MamaBush]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


With a doob and the 8-track playing in the background.

[i`m a wannabe]

gnomey is showing his age mentioning an 8 track lol

[xen]

whats an 8-track? :D

[Gnome]

an archaic analog device that was used to playback audio using magnetic storage such as Foreigner 4, Styx -Grand Illusion, and many other artist. The device was invented by Bill Lear, the dude who founded the Lear Jet.

[MamaBush]

he should have kept his day job

[xen]

meh, he did alright ;)

[Gnome]

no doubt. just like DeLorean did too :lol:

[xen]

are you referring to the car?

[MamaBush]

I believe he is.....and I agree with him

[xen]

agree with what? :confused:

[Gnome]

that John DeLorean made an assload of money off his car, but funded his company with Coke®

But sheet man, it was the thing to do then.

[MamaBush]

what's that you say?

[Gnome]

you dont know the tale of John DeLorean and his car?

no it's not the Back to the Future car.

[MamaBush]

you talking to me or Xen?


I know about the Delorean car....so, you must have been talking to Xen....right?

[Gnome]

I'm just talkin

[MamaBush]

gibber jabber

[Gnome]

did you expect clever banter?

[MamaBush]

from you, yes

[Gnome]

I have my moments

they are sadly few and far between

mebe some fish oil could help me...

[MamaBush]

they don't seem few and far between....except for lately.

but that's because you are so busy with work...which is understandable.

[Gnome]

yea it depends on the moment. Lots of work, I spend so much of my mental and creative capital at work all I can do when I get home is hang out in the backyard and veg out. But this weekend I've been working on some art, chillin out with my wife, and plan to grill up some kebabs that I've been marinating, kickin it on the patio and listening to the mockingbirds.

THus I'll arive to work again Monday morning charged and ready to rock. Only to be back in a funk by midweek.

repeat as nessesary.

[MamaBush]

ha....that's my life as well.

I'm charged up like a mother fucker on Monday....I love Mondays


but on Tuesday....I CRASH.

[xen]

i hate mondays, love fridays

[Gnome]

Tuesday ios crash day?

lightweight! I can eek out until almost Wednsday before I freak. :lol:

[xen]

i can make it to friday ;)

woosies

[Gnome]

and tomorow is PAYDAY FRIDAY BITCHES!!!

I might go buy a new amplifier I've been eyeballing

[xen]

u get paid first friday of the month?

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]and tomorow is PAYDAY FRIDAY BITCHES!!!

I might go buy a new amplifier I've been eyeballing[/QUOTE]today is payday for me too....hot damn


I get paid every two weeks...never had a job that paid weekly, wonder what that would be like?

[xen]

flush on friday broke on monday...

[Gnome]

Chinese toilet? :lol:


yea I get paid every 2 weeks. I've worked a few jobs where I got paid weekly. both have thier pros and cons.

BTW June has 3 paydays

SPANK FAP SPANK

[MamaBush]

HOT DIGGITY DAMN...IT DOES!

[xen]

hooray for june!!!! wait...i only get paid once :(

[MamaBush]

awwwwww

[xen]

sucks to be me...one lousy paycheck....*grumble*

[Gnome]

broke busted and disgusted :lol:

[xen]

and not to be trusted

[MamaBush]

oh really?

[xen]

naah...just playing along with the rhymez baby :)

[MamaBush]

phew....thank goodness for that

[xen]

:kiss:

[MamaBush]

hey, how's about some tongue with that kiss?

[i`m a wannabe]

maybe a dose of worthless postwhoring lol

[MamaBush]

you're not completely worthless, Mr. Wannabe

[i`m a wannabe]

lol my wife calls me either the angry man or cranky man :lol:

[MamaBush]

NOOOOOO....get out

[i`m a wannabe]

i find it funny