Gratitude Forum!

[uropian]

Nor can Mehtap! I want to say that your site better throughout the World Wide Web :) Thank you. Keep it.

[MamaBush]

what does:

"nor can Mehtap"

mean?

[xen]

he's cheating on us the bastid...do a google search on nor can methap - he says the same sweet nothings to everyone....


ooooh. i feel so violated :mad:

[MamaBush]

*draws Xen into boobage*

[xen]

mmmmmm....so comfortable.....aaaaahhhhh

[Gnome]

Nor can Mehtap..........?

is sure not skrundle teh grudnok

by jasper

[xen]

shizzle in the bizzle?

[MamaBush]

spank me and call me Sally?

[xen]

*SLAP* ...sally :)

[MamaBush]

*giggles with delight*

[xen]

ur cute when u giggle

[MamaBush]

I stopped giggling since you never came back to spank me again

[xen]

*SLAP* whachu gonna do now Sally??!?!!? *SLAP*

[MamaBush]

ooooo, I'm squirming, babeeeee

[xen]

*licks mama's reddening buttcheeks


*SLAP*

[MamaBush]

nibble


don't forget the nibbles

[xen]

I'm saving that for later....only if you're very very good

[MamaBush]

would ya mind throwing a bite in there as well?

[xen]

*CHOMP*

[MamaBush]

*squirms with delight*

[xen]

*blows softly on mama's clit

[MamaBush]

WHAT?


softly blowing on my clit?

no no no.....suck, lick, and bite that damned thing, please?

[xen]

patience woman!!!

*licks figure 8's around mama's clit

[MamaBush]

ooooooo ummmmm.....can't talk right now


I'll get back to you laterrrrrr.....mmmmm....damnnnnnnn

[xen]

*nibbles and teases clit

[MamaBush]

HOLY FUCK MAN......*drowns in own juices*

[xen]

mops up juices with tongue

[MamaBush]

don't mop em all up

[xen]

it's ok, we'll make more

[Gnome]

thast what they say about beer.

[MamaBush]

you and your friggin beer.

hey....lookie at how small my hand is when compared to the "man's"


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[Gnome]

damn!

[MamaBush]

Pretty cool, hey?


I feel like a small child when he holds my hand

[Gnome]

i'm short for a dude, but my wife, she is tiny, so I seem taller to her thankfully

[MamaBush]

ya, I'm short as well...5' 5"

the "man" is 6' 4"

"D" is 6' 5"


I tend to attract tall ass men for some reason

[Gnome]

damn! I'm only 2" taller than you

[MamaBush]

and you're the height I always wanted to be

[Gnome]

I've never had a ideal height. It would have been nice to be taller as it seems to be what the majority of the ladies want but hey, what can I do.

[MamaBush]

you can do exactly what I've always done with my height


use chairs to stand on when reaching for items up high

[Gnome]

yep I learned how to climb like a damn monkey or use sticks to get stuff down

[MamaBush]

sticks do come in handy, don't they?


broom sticks work well too

[Gnome]

yep, a broom handle with a chunk of wire taped to thge end has saved my ass more than once.

[xen]

i'm just a hair over 5'11

Always wanted to be 6" :(

[MamaBush]

a hair over 5' 11" is plenty tall enough


*jumps up to kiss Xen*

[Gnome]

/ties weights to feet and hangs from doorjamb....

[xen]

aww shucks, just be sensible and wear higher heels dude..

Office landlord has given me 2 months notice of a 200% rent increase so as result, I'm
office-hunting now. Between that and work, you may notice that i won't be logging on as regularly.

I've been in my current place for 7 years...Kinda sad to leave but the bastardo landlord has priced me out.

[MamaBush]

you can use my place as your office

[Gnome]

200% rate jack!!??

I'd belt the mofo!

Are they looking to turn over property fast or has there been a lot of business relocating in the area?

One thing about Vegas, business propery can be found if you look around- for a fucking song.

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]you can use my place as your office[/QUOTE]

i'd never get any work done

[xen]

[QUOTE=Gnome]200% rate jack!!??

I'd belt the mofo!

Are they looking to turn over property fast or has there been a lot of business relocating in the area?

One thing about Vegas, business propery can be found if you look around- for a fucking song.[/QUOTE]


Everyone's just looking to cash in the recent commercial rent boom. There are people willing to pay his price. Don't think he wants to sell it. Why sell when you can cover the mortgage and more from renting it out.


Oh well the hunt continues...most of the places I've seen are either too shabby or too expensive

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]i'd never get any work done[/QUOTE]sure you would


after we took care of personal business first, of course :kiss:

[Gnome]

take pictures

[MamaBush]

heh

I was just talking to the "man" this morning when we got up, about having to buy a camcorder (the new fangled models) so I can record my grandon's birth.

told the "man" that we'd have to play with the camcorder first, you know, making our own porn movies for each other. He was more hesitant about that than I was

[xen]

just be careful not to mix up the birth and the personal movies...

[MamaBush]

oh God....can you imagine?!?

[xen]

hehe..

[MamaBush]

I think my daughter would be more devastated than I would be....I think

[xen]

think of your grandson...what'd he go thru when he finally gets to see himself coming into the world and shock horror, he's treated to granny giving him a crude demonstration of how he was concieved

[MamaBush]

oh my


okay, you're right...he'd be more devastated than me or my daughter

[Gnome]

aint nothing like having someone turn on your VCR at a Thanksgiving dinner only to find Anal Whores Vol 39 loaded up.

[xen]

who you calling a whore boy????!! *smacks gnomer in the kisser*

[MamaBush]

hush up, Xen and get to sliding that manmeat of yours in all my openings

[xen]

yes ma'am!!

[Raven]

hey all. how ya been? I've been frikkin busy as all hell lately. miss you guys and reading the forums. i'll try be around a little more. :)

[xen]

RAVEN!!!! Wat's up duder!! Nice of you to drop in....heck it'll be nice having you
around more ;)

[MamaBush]

he's lying


he aint gonna be visiting us at all



we be the redheaded step children....*sobs*

[xen]

damned lying raven :mad:

[xen]

maybe if we ask him nicely he'll let zokie out of hte dungeon?

[Gnome]

i thought he was in the rancid innards of a gheyshark?

YEA and next time Raven comes through I'm gonna nark you out for being mean to me.

[Raven]

i'll be moving the forumerz site soon (few weeks if all goes to plan) to the same server as new compounds. i'll let you all know in advance. :)

[MamaBush]

soooo.....what does that mean?

are we getting a raise with the move?

will be allowed frequent flyer miles?

dinner and a movie?

just dinner?

just a movie?


WHAT??????

[xen]

i wonder how long it would take for him to notify ALL of us individually...hmmm don't envy him all that work....;p

[MamaBush]

HAH!


no shit....talk about something that's gonna take hours and hours....poor guy

[Gnome]

is it still gonna be porn free?

can't come to the Forum is it got the porn

[FONT=Palatino Linotype]pornfree, as free as the wind blows
As free as the grass grows
porn free to follow your heart

Live free and beauty surrounds you
The world still astounds you
Each time you look at a porn star

Stay free, where no walls divide you
You're free as the roaring tide
So there's no need to hide

porn free, and life is worth living
But only worth living
'cause you're porn free

(Stay free, where no walls divide you)
You're free as the roaring tide
So there's no need to hide

porn free, and life is worth living
But only worth living
'cause you're porn free[/FONT]

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[MamaBush]

we're not porn free....it's just that with only the three of us as the main members, we are more into gabbing than posting porn.

[xen]

did someone say porn??!?!?! WHERE?? WHERE????

[MamaBush]

definitely none of you on my computer....I've been waiting for a whole year for some replacements.

I told you I lost them when I got that virus last summer, you promised to send me more....but, you never did


*sobs*

[Gnome]

how many gigs of porn do you two have?

I have a few nudie erotica pix here and there thats it.

[xen]

i have a 60gb external hard drive that i bought to back up my work, it's mostly
filled with porn tho :D

[Gnome]

...damn!

[xen]

i'm planning to clean it up tho, pr0n is bad

[MamaBush]

I save very little porn...once I send them out, or make DVDs with the long movies posted at GG, I delete them



I love the way Xen ignored what I said above.....*sobs*

[xen]

i didnt ignore it dear...the area in question is in severe need of some landscaping..once
done, you'll get what you want ;)

[Gnome]

i dont even want to know.

[xen]

i wasnt telling you

[MamaBush]

ya, you tell him

*grins*

[Gnome]

you guys are mean

[xen]

we mean well

[MamaBush]

we do?

[xen]

it was one of them fancy double entendres ....we're good at being mean, or we have good intentions.....guess it didn't work :(

[MamaBush]

awwww.....*pulls Xen into boobies and strokes his head*

[Gnome]

/hands Xen a snorkle

[MamaBush]

funny man again, huh?

[xen]

funny looking?

[MamaBush]

that too

[xen]

funny smelling?

[MamaBush]

not sure.....I haven't gotten close enough to him in order to see if he smells or not

[Gnome]

i smell like money bitches

[MamaBush]

what do money bitches smell like?

[xen]

cum probably

[MamaBush]

ooooo....sounds fantastic

[xen]

u like the smell of cum? describe it

[Gnome]

combination of bleach and jock strap

[MamaBush]

nooooo....not bleach and jock strap


and, I guess I should have said, the smell of sex

[Gnome]

well maybe the end of having sex. Up until that jizz smell it should smell like wet pussy and strawberry jam.

[MamaBush]

I'm not into the smell of wet pussy.....not my cup of tea


now, jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....ahhhhhhh

[Gnome]

verse vicey for me.

there aint nothin like the smell of hot wet pussy.

no damn doubt about it

[MamaBush]

I'm so glad there are men out there who do love that


ahhhhh.....yesssss.....the "man" is a master at it

[Gnome]

lick it until the tongue cramps up into a knot

then use the nose

[MamaBush]

or the chin

[xen]

mmmm...chin sex....:drool:

[MamaBush]

and, you're so good at it too

[xen]

havent shaved in 2 weeks...hope it's not too rough on your privates

[MamaBush]

ooooooo....unshaved chin can hurt like hell if the guy gets too rough with it


the "man" has a slight beard, he knows what he's doing and it never hurts

[Gnome]

i've got a scraggly goatee

I can tie beads into it and use it like a whip

[xen]

or u could put a hoop thru it and attach your keys

[MamaBush]

good idea

[Gnome]

it would look pretty darn neo-punk too.

[MamaBush]

is it long enough to hang your keys from?

[Gnome]

somewhat. My beard seems to get to a certain length and stop for some or other reason

[xen]

maybe that's all the foliage the terrain can support

[Gnome]

possibly. I have a pointy chin. my beard is fairly sparse, it dont grow evenly and takes two days to get a 5o'clock shadow. the moutache grows like madness tho

[MamaBush]

I hate having a mustache that grows that fast

[xen]

but u look cute with a moustache :lol:

[MamaBush]

*blushes*


I'll let it grow to the point I can make a handle bar mustache for you, okay?

[Gnome]

pics?

[MamaBush]

gotta wait a while

[Gnome]

hear that.

We went and done adopted ourselves a terrier mix dog from the pound today

EEEHEEE!!!!!! it picked us!!!

But we can't pick him up until tommorow, he gets his nads snipped out tonight.

We just went and blew $100 at Petco ^_^

[xen]

nice gnomey...:thumbup:

happy new dog.....can i say that?

[MamaBush]

sure you can say that


or do we have a rule against it?

[Gnome]

well you are mods so I can imagine you could make a rule like that.

and happy new dog it is! So far the name Rembrandt has stuck. We dallied with the name and brought him home today and lo and behold we get a postcard from the Metropolitan of a Rembrantd exhibit ^_^

He's groggy cuzz they cut his fuzzies out, but they do that as part of the adoption process- no exceptions and I'm all for that. Got more than enough dogs and cats now in the world.

HE seems good natured, the cats dont percieve any threat and he's just been doing the magical mystery tour with the nose and following us.

it's good to have a dog again!

[MamaBush]

ha, doing the "magical mystery tour"....cute


bet he wouldn't get along with my cat though....she hates everyone and every other animal besides me and "D"

[Gnome]

standard cat :lol:

[MamaBush]

hmmmm.....most cats I know are friendly with people


mine had a rough time with my daughter and her friends when she was a kitten...she hasn't forgotten, and remains leary of strangers.