TRADE

[MamaBush]

[color=magenta]Okay, just had to start a thread in this poor lonely section...just sitting there, not bothering anybody, minding its own business.....but lonely as hell.[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]Okay, let's give this a try.....I'll list something to trade off, you say you'll take it and then list something you want to trade off....this will probably bomb, but I don't care...at least this lonely section doesn't feel like such a misfit now.[/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]I have a piece of old popcorn from under my couch to trade.....[/color]
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[zokah]

I'm hungry right now so I'll take it

looking around my room I can see all last night bottletops, there is 9 of them so I'll trade them all for the popcorn

[Raven]

i got some used scrap paper here i front of me.

[zokah]

what d'ya want for it?
I think the popcorn gave me a dose of diarrhea

[wutangstan]

I've got some hardly used toilet paper for the problem you're having, so you can have that, i would like something to put on the gap on the wall in front of me, like a picture.

[zokah]

how about this?

http://forumculture.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=95&stc=1


you better be quick though, you know how mama is when she sees a large cack

[MamaBush]

I'll take that picture and trade you a piece of lint I found in my pocket

[wutangstan]

Damn, I missed out on the pic, never mind.
Don't really want the lint, but I'll take it, I'm sure I'll find a use for it, and I'll give you a banana skin from the banana I just ate.

[MamaBush]

oh YIPPEEEEE.....okay, I'd love that.

hmmm, gots me a snotty Kleenex sitting here just waiting for a good home....any takers?

[zokah]

since I've just clipped my toenails I swap ya for the clippings

[MamaBush]

[color=magenta]I have no use for toe nail clippings...but what the hell, never know when they may come in handy....I'll take em.[/color]

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[color=#ff00ff]I have a broken rubber band to trade...any one???[/color]

[wutangstan]

Is it a large band or a small one? if it's large I'll have it for the catapult I'm gonna make.


I also now have a spare dsl filter if anyone wants it.

[MamaBush]

it is a large rubber band.....I have no clue what a dsl filter is...so, I can't say if I want the trade or not.

[zokah]

you don't need it and either do I

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=wutangstan]Is it a large band or a small one? if it's large I'll have it for the catapult I'm gonna make.


I also now have a spare dsl filter if anyone wants it.[/QUOTE]If it's the same kind of DSL filter I use to have, then sorry stan, I sold my tanks awhile back.


But I do have a stack of papers to trade. Most of them say IRS on them.
I don't think they're even good for wiping after a good dump.

[LTDunltd]

Oh, if the person with the fuzz ball wants to trade, I'll take it.


I'll stick it in my bellybutton for safe keeping. You never know when I'll be lost in the wilderness and need some kindling to start a fire.

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]If it's the same kind of DSL filter I use to have, then sorry stan, I sold my tanks awhile back.


But I do have a stack of papers to trade. Most of them say IRS on them.
I don't think they're even good for wiping after a good dump.[/QUOTE][color=#ff00ff]I'll take them IRS paper thingies Larry....as long as they have your SSI on them, all is good for me:lol: [/color]
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[color=#ff00ff]I've got a hair ball sitting in the other room that my cat just hacked up.....want that?[/color]

[wutangstan]

Got plenty of my own thanks, but I now have 2 pints of milk to trade quick, I'm off on my G-spot hunt tomorrow, and probably won't be back till thursday, so they need to be used up or they'll go off.

[zokah]

I need some milk for my coffee.
I've got a disposable, plastic magnifying glass that perhaps will be of some assistance in your search, do you think thats a fair swap?

[wutangstan]

Done! I shouldn't need anything more than that, if they exist they shouldn't be that hard for me to find.

[MamaBush]

damn man......you aint got nuttin else to trade before you go?


well, I have an empty cigarette pack just sitting here for the taking....

[zokah]

I got some ghey spam today that I'm trying to get rid of.
Will trade for b00bies pic 36d>

[MamaBush]

sorry....you didn't want my empty cig pack.....and my boobies are bigger than a 36D....so


guess I can't trade anything with you Zokah....BUMMER

[zokah]

the ">" thingy means greater than or larger than. So to translate it means I will accept anything larger than 36Ds

[MamaBush]

hmmmm, while gay spam does nothing to me.....I'll trade ya the gay spam for my empty cig pack......sorry, can't send no pictures to you.....didn't you see my boobies in Larry's birthday thread?


If you didn't ....too bad, I deleted it already.....hahahahahha

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]hmmmm, while gay spam does nothing to me.....I'll trade ya the gay spam for my empty cig pack......sorry, can't send no pictures to you.....didn't you see my boobies in Larry's birthday thread?


If you didn't ....too bad, I deleted it already.....hahahahahha[/QUOTE]it was my thread and I didn't even get to see them...:cry: :cry: :cry:

[zokah]

I saw them but I didn't save them cos I wasn't sure if they was mamas
damn, why did I clear my cache on Sunday night

I'll trade +rep for anyone that reposts them (hint: if you use IE look in C/doc and settings/local settings/Temp Internet files)

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=LTDunltd]it was my thread and I didn't even get to see them...:cry: :cry: :cry:[/QUOTE][color=magenta]well hell's bells Larry....you posted right under my post that had the boobie pic in it.....I even had "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LARRY" printed across them........ack, will have to wait til next year I guess.:lol: [/color]

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=zokah]I saw them but I didn't save them cos I wasn't sure if they was mamas
damn, why did I clear my cache on Sunday night

I'll trade +rep for anyone that reposts them (hint: if you use IE look in C/doc and settings/local settings/Temp Internet files)[/QUOTE][color=magenta]Oh please....like anyone wants rep points..........they don't mean nuttin, don't even get a prize for the highest rep points:rolleyes: [/color]

[zokah]

but you get more green squares, or more red squares for neg rep

[MamaBush]

Okay....back to the trading.....gots me a used tampon to trade for something.....been trying to find a unique dildo to buy....anyone got one I can trade for my dirty tampon???

[zokah]

xenry prolly has 1 hidden away somewhere I don't wanna look

[MamaBush]

so, trade me something else for my dirty tampon.....won't have any more for another month.....gotta get it while the getting's good

[zokah]

well since I had to replace the elastic band on my slingshot I'll swap you the broken 1 for it, I can always use it for ammunition to shoot @ xen

[MamaBush]

sorry, Mr. Wutang already has the broken rubber band.....doofus:rolleyes:

[zokah]

but mine is freshly broken from when I was trying to make frozen chickens fly

[wutangstan]

Yeh, that'll break them everytime.

[MamaBush]

tee hee

[Gnome]

I gots three fresh batches of homebrew, and another in the works tommorow.


I am teh win. :angel:

[i`m a wannabe]

no the flying frozen chickens on rubber bands wins the visual prize

[xen]

i've got a paperclip i'm willing to part with for the right item.

[zokah]

I need it!!!!
I'll trade you the dead electrons from when I viewed mamas b00bies for it

[MamaBush]

WHEN DID YOU VIEW MY BOOBIES????

[xen]

in his wet dream last nite

[MamaBush]

hmmm, that better be how he saw them.....no one had better not have sent him a pic

[xen]

i'm deeply hurt by that comment :(

[MamaBush]

you're not the only one who has pics of me......and I know Larry wouldn't do that to me....so, ack, he's just trying to start trouble again....shoulda known

[xen]

yes you should grant me exclusivity on pics of those beauties

[wutangstan]

Once there on the Intraweb they're public property, you should know that.;)

[xen]

not if you deposit them at the xen internet bank of boobie pics where they are fiercely guarded by the Mighty Internet cack of xen.

[MamaBush]

ooooo, the "INTERNET CACK OF XEN".....how I love that cack

[LTDunltd]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]you're not the only one who has pics of me......and I know Larry wouldn't do that to me....so, ack, he's just trying to start trouble again....shoulda known[/QUOTE]can't do that, even if I could, I still couldn't

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=xen]not if you deposit them at the xen internet bank of boobie pics where they are fiercely guarded by the Mighty Internet cack of xen.[/QUOTE]



the little chinese kung fu kids use his cack for a punching bag,then little nippa son sneaks in and steals xen`s pics

[zokah]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]WHEN DID YOU VIEW MY BOOBIES????[/QUOTE]

YOU claimed to have posted them in Larrys birthday thread and then deleted the pic, thats when I saw them or were you fibbing to Larry about his pressie?

[xen]

nobody wanted my paper clip...well zokah did but I didn't like what he had to offer.


anyhoo, I have sensitive documents that need to be shredded ...ideal for blackmail purposes...anyone have anything interesting to trade for it?

[zokah]

you don't want what I offer you can stick the papers up ur butt and I hope you get some bad papercuts

[MamaBush]

I"ll take the sensitive papers and trade you a pair of my dirty underwear.

[LTDunltd]

trying to think if I need a pair of dirty undies.....

[MamaBush]

SURE YA DO....*grins*

[LTDunltd]

looks for something to trade...





















an old pack of trident, with 2 pieces still in it. Best by date is, Mar.22, 2001






*sits here wondering why it still sitting on my desk???*

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]SURE YA DO....*grins*[/QUOTE]

too late, you've already swapped them for my sensitive documents....

[MamaBush]

hmmm, my dirty undies???


Okay....then, I've gots some research shit on I.Q.s that I won't be using....anyone?

[zokah]

I could prolly use some extra IQ......I'll trade some drug and booze effected brain cells for it

[wutangstan]

The way I feel at the mo, I could use ANY brain cells, dead or not.
So I'll have them, and I'll give up a set of rechargable batteries that I've got, they work ok, no problem.

[xen]

wouldn't you have been better off using the rechargable batteries to kickstart the dead brain cells?

[MamaBush]

ohhhh sexy man......



you KNOW what I want to trade with you.......































DROP YOUR PANTS MISTER

[xen]

they're down!!! and it's UP!!!!

[MamaBush]

oooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmahhhhhhhhhhhhh




DAMN

[zokah]

mama wanted to swap dildos :D

xen likes it :D :D

[xen]

just because you're ghey doesn't mean we are too...

[MamaBush]

I am so fucking horny tonight......where the hell are my men when I need them?

[zokah]

off making ghey love with each other?

[LTDunltd]

:lol:

[MamaBush]

that wasn't funny Larry......Xen and "D" are NOT gay......no way, no how

[LTDunltd]

sorry,:(










































maybe bi?:p

[wutangstan]

bi-curious, i'd say.possibly wouldn't do it, but thought ab00t it.

[MamaBush]

oh Mr. Wutang......you've thought about being with another man?

Nice seeing an honest man around these here parts....very refreshing, yes in deed.








and NO LARRY.......I know for a fact "D" is not bi-curious any more so than I am....and Xen, nope...not him either.....so STOP thinking that they want to experiment with you, tay?

[LTDunltd]

ok back to trading. I have this photo of zokah I'm willing to trade.

[MamaBush]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

breath breath







HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[xen]

ditto :D :D :D

[zokah]

damn, now the ghey fapping about my 8008135 will start

[xen]

only in your mind dear fellow, only in your mind

[MamaBush]

gotta feel sorry for him

[zokah]

don't feel sorry for me, just give me beer so I don't have to flash them

[MamaBush]

still gotta feel sorry for you

[zokah]

cos I got not enuff beer?

[LTDunltd]

something to hold you over...:D

[LTDunltd]

[size=2]Worthless Post Whoring

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[MamaBush]

Can I beat Larry now???

[LTDunltd]

[size=2]Worthless Post Whoring

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[xen]

i think you should change your signature to

one post at a time I score,
Coz I'm a worthless Postwhore,

[xen]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]Can I beat Larry now???[/QUOTE]

sure you can

/hands mama a 2 x 4 with rusty nails on the end

[zokah]

kewl, I can't sneak in a steal the beer while he is unconcious

[LTDunltd]

why can't you? hell most people just come in and take what they want...

[xen]

yes, i guess that's why pianomahn visits so often

[LTDunltd]

he comes to cry in his beer, because you reject his advances

[zokah]

but that only happens on the nites mama visits him

[xen]

and on those nites he visits zokah ( and also every other nite as well )

[zokah]

nope, he's scared of my dog

[xen]

well he was at first, but once he took it all in he's not so scared anymore...

[zokah]

only he could take all my mutt has, but it'd still scare him

[MamaBush]

So, you enjoy putting your dog in PM's booty hole?

[wutangstan]

Do you know, I know of no other person in the intraweb world who is talked ab00t as much as P/Mahn, don't you think it's all a little ghey to keep talking ab00t 1 person so much?

[xen]

he's famous for being ghey

[MamaBush]

awww fuck man




now they're going to say more shit about you





you know how they are....and I've discussed that with you before.....




I'm here for you my love....take no heed to anything those bastids say about or to you












HEY......I'M RAMBLIN *smiles*

[xen]

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I'm here for you my love....take no heed to anything those bastids say about or to you

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thanks mamababe *hug*

[zokah]

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I'm here for you my love....take no heed to anything those bastids say about or to you
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even if it is true

[MamaBush]

BORING

[xen]

w3rd.

[i`m a wannabe]

looks like the trading died in the arse

[zokah]

well I'll trade my empty VB stubbie for a full one

[i`m a wannabe]

i`ll give ya an empty tsing tao can

[zokah]

nah, I'll keep my high quality australian can rather than the low quality chinese can

[xen]

ok wannabe, i'll trade ya some cigarette butts for your empty can

[MamaBush]

I have a damaged CD just sitting here for the taking

[xen]

i'll take your damaged CD and give you a damaged coffee Maker.

[MamaBush]

DEAL




I have a nice brand new fresh condom sitting in my bedroom.....what cha gots to trade for dat?

[xen]

well i have a pole that you could slip the condom on....interested?

how much do you think zokie will pay for the condom after we're done :D

[MamaBush]

HELL YA I'M INTERESTED.....let's do the trade tonight, tay?


Zokah would probably trade a case of beer for the used condom....right Zokah?

[zokah]

only if it's my used condom and xen drinks the contents

[MamaBush]

you're a sick mother fucker sometimes......just plain sick

[LTDunltd]

we're all sick here, but he's the only one that is that sick:scared:

[zokah]

I even admitted to being sicker than mama @ GG :D

[xen]

you sick sick bastid!! :mad:

[zokah]

takes 1 to know 1