Ubber-lounge

[Gnome]

Belly up

[Gnome]

Imagine:

My place looks like this, but beers are a buck, well drinks are $4.00 and you can get a glass of 12 year old Macalan for $10

http://www.taolasvegas.com/

[xen]

how ab00t a freebie for an old friend? :)

[MamaBush]

I don't drink much...so, hmmm......got any spinach for the non-drinkers?

[Gnome]

/rounds for the whole house

in a few some stacked hottie will be pouring watered down tequila from a bota bag standing on the bar.

hookah lounge is in the back ^_^

[MamaBush]

I'll be in the lounge...waiting for the half naked men to light my hookah

[xen]

damn i wanted to light ur hookah but i'm fully nakkid.... :(

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=xen]damn i wanted to light ur hookah but i'm fully nakkid.... :([/QUOTE][font=Times New Roman][size=7][color=magenta]THAT'S [/color][/size][/font]
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[xen]

woohoo!!!

[xen]

well seeing as i'm fully nakkid, why you wanna waste ur time sucking on that nasty ass hookah??

[MamaBush]

bring yourself on over to me then...WHAT CHA WAITING FOR?

[i`m a wannabe]

i need a puke bag :p

[MamaBush]

what happened to the puke buckets I bought you a while ago?

[Gnome]

those are in the pool hall.

[MamaBush]

well, damn


I bought him about 20 of them puke buckets.

you mean to tell me they're ALL in the pool hall?

[Gnome]

not all, there's a few being used for beer buckets out on the balcony

[MamaBush]

cool


hey, can I get some orange Gatorade?

[i`m a wannabe]

you can have a chunder bucket :p

[Gnome]

I remeber that term! I said it at work last week, jst for the fuck of it.

gatoraid coming up

I like to put a gatoraid i nthe freezer in summer for about an hour and make a slush-o

[MamaBush]

I do that too...it's soooo good that way, aint it?

[i`m a wannabe]

me and slurpee`s dont not mix lol

[MamaBush]

WHY NOT?

[i`m a wannabe]

1 the flavours i like are never to be found and 2 here in summer slurpees have a short life in the heat and you end up wearing half of it on your shirt

[MamaBush]

what are the flavors you like?


I prefer cherry

[Gnome]

Cola

not: Cost of Living Allowance COLA

Wannabe.. quit spilling it on your shirt dude.

[MamaBush]

*grabs bib and hands it to Mr. Wannabe*

[i`m a wannabe]

awwwww mama is cleaning me up how sweet...can i dribble now :p

[MamaBush]

hell, you can even drool if you'd like.

I put an extra large bib on ya, with the little pocket catcher thingie at the bottom

[i`m a wannabe]

oh goodie i can fill up the pocket

[Gnome]

you can feed a third world nation for a week with what lands in those bib pockinses
zweibacks and grahm crackers, much and pablum, and what not.

[MamaBush]

don't forget the tons of spit....how many people would the spit feed?

[Gnome]

spit and shit

it's downright amazing what comes out of those little buggers!

[MamaBush]

don't forget the piss...lots of that as well


ummm....what are we talking about?

[Gnome]

i dunno, something about chunder buckets and slurpees.

The real question is: are you done Christmas shopping?

I got just two more items to get ^_^

[i`m a wannabe]

christmas is too commercialised and all the large department stores rort the weary shopper with price increases

[MamaBush]

funny, since the stores around here aren't doing so well this Christmas...they've all lowered their prices.


Gnome, I'm almost done shopping...I still have to get my grandson savings bonds.
I got the "man" three shirts (his are all so old) and a bullet press thingamabob...you know, where he can load his own handgun bullets. It's something he said he wanted months ago...so, I figured I'd surprise him by getting him one.

[Gnome]

sweet! I'm not certain but there has to be a Cabellas or such out that ways. I get serious wood when I go into the Bass Pro shop here in The Desert. OMG they got ROWS of reload shit!
Reloading is an art and a science.

How long does it take to get those bonds Mama, cuz I was thinking about ordering for my sisters kid but Im thinking it wont show up on time.

Looks like the global economy is slowing in some places. And how the fuck does daterape chemicals get on a childs toy for fucks sake? Yea it's disgustingly commercialized Wannabe, it's fine to gets the kids the latest gear, but do we lose sight of the true meanings and all that jive.

[i`m a wannabe]

best to buy way earlier than late november. news reports say that the US economy could go into recession again

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]sweet! I'm not certain but there has to be a Cabellas or such out that ways. I get serious wood when I go into the Bass Pro shop here in The Desert. OMG they got ROWS of reload shit!
Reloading is an art and a science.

How long does it take to get those bonds Mama, cuz I was thinking about ordering for my sisters kid but Im thinking it wont show up on time.

Looks like the global economy is slowing in some places. And how the fuck does daterape chemicals get on a childs toy for fucks sake? Yea it's disgustingly commercialized Wannabe, it's fine to gets the kids the latest gear, but do we lose sight of the true meanings and all that jive.[/QUOTE]I forget how long it used to take to get my daughter's bonds.


but, I got him some other things...eye hand coordination toy, another toy that uses eye hand coordination along with words, animal sounds, and letters...and a couple of other smaller things.

I'm just going to tell my daughter I got them, they'll be in later, and I'M HOLDING ON TO THEM :lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

sounds like a good plan...that way there is a little nest egg for your grandson later on in life

[MamaBush]

I'm going to get him a CD in the spring as well...then roll it over to another CD when it matures


I'm doing for him, what I wish someone would have done for me when I was a baby

[i`m a wannabe]

most people dont plan that far ahead

[MamaBush]

I know...but, they should.

I used to buy savings bonds for my daughter every year for Christmas...she ended up cashing them in when she turned 18.

but...I kept one that she doesn't know about. She can get it and cash it in when I die. I looked up it's value a few months ago, and, it's up to $156...which aint bad since I only paid $50 for the $100 savings bond.

[Gnome]

A few gold bars stashing in a private vault are anice surprise too ^_^

[Gnome]

Merry Christmas EVERYBODY!!!!!

[MamaBush]

ha, Merry late Christmas, Gnome

[Gnome]

Hope you had a good one! Have an excellent New Year too!

[MamaBush]

well, I've accomplished all my goals last year....I have to make new ones now, and that sucks ass.


Hope you have a great new year as well.....*muah*

[Gnome]

^_^

I got mine done too, got a baby on the way ^_^
I had one gallery showing and I have TWO slated for the first part of 08, which means I better finish up some of these works!

Just last month they ultrasounded my thyroid and found a node on it, still have yet to find out what it is. Hopefully it's not something ignorant! I have so much stuff to do the next bunch of years. We need to look for a bigger house, and with the market here being what it is thats gonna be a chore.
Will probably bring in the new year playing board (bored) games with some friends and I need to make a batch of saurkraut for good luck.

cheers!

[i`m a wannabe]

i never make any plans for a new year because murphy`s law will make sure they dont get achieved :lol:

[MamaBush]

I've never made new year's plans....doing that is just stupid.

all I'm saying is, I've accomplished all my goals in my life, finished my last goal this past year when I obtained my Master's degree, and stopped having just FUCK BUDDIES in my life...now that I have time for relationships, that's what I'm doing.

[Gnome]

I hear ya there. It seems family and freinds is more important than ever before now.

but fucking is still way up on the list no?

[MamaBush]

hell ya, fucking is way up on the list.

[Gnome]

food is second

[MamaBush]

third for me

[Gnome]

yea, foods not that up there.

I think music is third or fourth for me, my wife being like second.

heheheheee.. shes really starting to pooch out in the belly ^_^

[MamaBush]

how cute....are her hormones raging yet?

[Gnome]

sometimes. she gets sentimental mostly, I've been avoiding anything that might instigate hostility. she's been real lucky about nausea too. Only a few times where she's felt yucky. eatting real healthy, but i can't get her to do light excercize

[MamaBush]

hmmm, hopefully she won't get the dreaded 24 hour a day heartburn later on....I used to get heartburn just by drinking water when I was pregnant.

[Gnome]

I'm hoping she dont, she's never been partial to it before. Maybe a sour stomach but very rarely.
I gots to get some new carpet and a million other projects going real soon!

AACH!!

[Gnome]

So.

anybody have a chance to try the newly ressurected Absinthe?

I'm thinking about ordering a few cases for the lounge, yet I worry that someone might try to start a communist revolution and saw off an ear to give to their valentine

[MamaBush]

hmmmm....not interested in it.

[i`m a wannabe]

sounds like some weird sex toy :lol:

[Gnome]

absinth or an ear?

[MamaBush]

oooo, I can picture Wannabe fucking someone's ear...I hear he has a teeny tiny penis

[Gnome]

what does it sound like nutting inside an ear?

[MamaBush]

I don't know...I can't hear anything when a dick is in my ear

[Raven]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]I don't know...I can't hear anything when a dick is in my ear[/QUOTE]

you have strange fetishes mamaB! :lol:

[Gnome]

and large ear canals considering her preference in cock :lol:

[Gnome]

speaking of weenis

I'm gonna have a fishin buddy!! :lol:

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]oooo, I can picture Wannabe fucking someone's ear...I hear he has a teeny tiny penis[/QUOTE]

mama must have been perving through the bathroom window again :lol: :p

[Gnome]

better than those cams in the bottom of the crapper...

[i`m a wannabe]

not into crapper cams... not my cuppa tea

[Gnome]

same here

I'll watch my dog poop on occasion but thats just to make sure I know when the sock or paint brush he ate comes out.

[Raven]

[QUOTE=Gnome]I'll watch my dog poop on occasion [/QUOTE]

there you go. now you can look at it all the time. *right click save as* to your desktop. :D

[MamaBush]

[QUOTE=Gnome]speaking of weenis

I'm gonna have a fishin buddy!! :lol:[/QUOTE]
so, you're having a girl?

[Gnome]

Someday I hope to have a daughter and heck yea I'll teach her all my woods skills. And how to bait a hook and gut a catfish. She'd know how to do basic maintainance on a vehicle and know enough not to get ripped off by a mechanic. Hopefully teach get them to love to read and appreciate art.

gonna do that with my boy though! ^_^

[i`m a wannabe]

as long as they are healthy kids i dont think it matters what sex they are

[MamaBush]

lies


if people would be totally honest, they'd say they prefer one gender over the other. I wanted a girl, I got a girl....THANK GOD.


YO....I NEEDS ME A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA, please

[Gnome]

/mixes up Long Island ice tea
just so you know that the shot of tequila that is going in is a from a fine blue agave farm on the fringes of the Sonoran Desert, hand made by the locals and delivered to the bottlery in recycled gas cans.
it's the best!

/pours some on ice for self

ah a plate of chilis and limes and I'm set!

[MamaBush]

mmmmmmm....bottled in recycled gas cans...HOT DAMN.

[Gnome]

is good!

but the best libation is a nice red wine. made from grapes stamped by Norweigian Lesbians.

[MamaBush]

I'll pass on the wine if you don't mind.


do you know of any place that offers real Irish cream, made with the juices of real Irish men?

[Gnome]

I hear of a clandestine Mick pub that has a trashy bed and digital cam in the back room where you can get spooged on all night long. But the cum looks like a foamy Guiness.

[MamaBush]

DAMNNNNN.....nevermind.


so, is this lounge always so quiet?

[i`m a wannabe]

[QUOTE=MamaBush]lies


if people would be totally honest, they'd say they prefer one gender over the other. I wanted a girl, I got a girl....THANK GOD.


YO....I NEEDS ME A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA, please[/QUOTE]

i have no kids and if i did to be honest the sex would not matter to me

[Gnome]

I was exactly like that- only thing I was concerned was my child being healthy. When I heard were having a boy, I thought about hangin in the garage or hiking and camping, scouts and other such guy stuff ^_^

[Raven]

lots of fun Waaayyy down the track gnomey! :thumbup:

but until then, you gotta deal with the terrible twos first! :lol:

[MamaBush]

tee hee....maybe he'll have a kid like my daughter was.

she suffered from the terrible twos from the ages of 6 months to 18 years old.



ooooo, wanna see a recent picture of my grandbaby?

[Gnome]

:yeahthat:

CUTE!

Yea dont 2+ years old start growing incisors and have bad attitudes :lol:

[MamaBush]

I love it when kids get to be about two years old...I love the bratty ages the most.


I can't wait for my grandson to get to the toddler stage. He's already a riot with one hell of a strong personality....give him another year to build on what he already has and I'm gonna have a fucking blast with him.


He's gonna be my travel buddy too...when he gets a bit older than two. I've never traveled due to always being poor. Now I make a good living and can travel...I want to teach him about the world, all its cultures and peoples....but, I want him to experience it all first hand.

yup

[xen]

:kiss:

[Gnome]

I hear ya Mama. I'm dizzy with ideas about how I'm going to offer my son the world. Hope he wants to be my hiking buddy

[xen]

i'm trying to get my kids into watching spurs games with me, Karina seems to like it but krishna starts whining :(

[MamaBush]

GOOD GOD MAN....the boy is only about 3 months old.


leave him alone. Maybe he won't like sports, maybe he'll want to be a ballerina dude or something.

[xen]

he's just over 3 months and he loves the spurs! ballerina dudes like sports too ya know

[MamaBush]

never said they don't...just said maybe he won't like YOUR kind of sports.


so him be borned in the beginning of the month...so I forgot...SUE ME DAMMIT.




ya know, you leave me behind, stay gone for months on end...then, come back and expect things to be the same between us???




*goes to corner and sobs*

[xen]

there there babe, i'm sorry, that was really insensitive of me....

*gives mama a big hug

[MamaBush]

a HUG????

all I get is a hug??????





*goes in corner and bawls this time*

[xen]

it was only a hug coz you said " ya know, you leave me behind, stay gone for months on end...then, come back and expect things to be the same between us???"

[MamaBush]

EXACTLY


just the usual HUG....*sighs*

[Gnome]

she needs dick(s) i think.

I must share- even now, as I decend slowly into middle age. I confess that I do spend an amazing amount of time day dreaming about tits, ass and pussy.

yep

[MamaBush]

Gnome, you are so right on target.


and, the older I get, the more I think and dream of asses, chests, shoulders, thighs, and dicks. *sighs*


had a long convo with "D" last night. He was asking me if I've ever wanted what we have to go further than it has...a "regular relationship." Cause he's thought of it quite often through the four years we've been together.

I told him, "To be very honest (which I always am with him), YES. But, I'd be too afraid of losing what we have if we put 'committment' into our formula."


why is life so difficult? "D" is the only man in my long life that I completely "click" with...even though he was born the day I graduated highschool, we seem to be on the same fucking mental plane. That is one man I'll never stop loving, and he feels the same about me.


ahhhhh....LIFE....aint it grand?


and, "R" the guy I've been seeing for a little over a year, is boring me to death. He has no ambition, no drive, no ooomph. For someone who's only 2 years older than I am...he acts like he's in his 80's...and I done told him that too. I told him to stop being so damned OLD and live life a little. *sighs*

[Gnome]

I think once I lose my ambition then they can smack me in the head with the battering ram and hang me on a hook. Life is precious and short. Theres not enough time to do the things that are worthwhile. Ahh to hike the Muir trail, travel Europe and Africa.

Read.

walk in the sun. Visit the park and sit and watch people. Learn great guitar ability.

draw paint dream

Comitment can be scary for some, it really gets down to what you want, what he wants. But then, you are both already commited-

[Gnome]

We are secrets to each other
Each one's life a novel
No-one else has read.
Even joined in bonds of love,
We're linked to one another
By such slender threads.

We are planets to each other,
Drifting in our orbits
To a brief eclipse.
Each of us a world apart,
Alone and yet together,
Like two passing ships.


Just between us,
I think it's time for us to recognize
The differences we sometimes fear to show.
Just between us,
I think it's time for us to realize
The spaces in between
Leave room for you and I to grow.

We are strangers to each other,
Full of sliding panels,
An illusion show.
Acting well-rehearsed routines
Or playing from the heart?
It's hard for one to know.



We are islands to each other,
Building hopeful bridges
On a troubled sea.
Some are burned or swept away,
Some we would not choose,
But we're not always free.
~Peart

[xen]

that's pretty